Authors: T. C. Boyle
Finally, buildings began to appearâlong low wooden structures, a museum, a tourist centerâand then he was pulling into a dirt lot behind a phalanx of police cars, two fire trucks and an ambulance. The lot was jammed with campers and pickups and there were people everywhere, though it was early, very early, so early it should have been the shank of the night still. People milled around the boats, peeked in the windows of the police cars, twirled binoculars round their necks, breakfasted out of picnic baskets, lifted brown paper bags to their lips. Bare-legged kids tore across the macadam, trying to lift kites into the lifeless air, an old man was
watching TV in the back of a jeep and a woman with big meaty arms and breasts backed away from a battered Ford with a birdcage and set it down in the middle of the lot. It was crazy. It was like the Fourth of July or the beginning of a music festival, only worse. Abercorn felt his stomach sink.
“Lewis, you don't think all these peopleâ?” he began, but the idea of it, the fear of it, locked the words in his throat and he couldn't go on. These people weren't just happy campers and holiday makers gathered here inadvertently at 7 A.M. on a weekday morning. No. They were gathered here as they gathered at the site of any disaster, patient as vultures. They were waiting for bloodshed, violence, criminality and despair, waiting for excess and humiliation, for the formula that would unlock the tedium of their lives. “But how in Christ's name did they know? We just found out about the NipâI mean, the JapaneseâI mean, the Nipâourselves. Am I right?”
Turco didn't answer, but he looked grim.
The moment Abercorn swung open the door a group of people detached themselves from the crowd and converged on him. He'd noticed them out of the corner of his eye as he maneuvered into the parking spaceâthey were too well dressed for tourists and they seemed nervous, edgy, as if they were about to break into a trot, and what was that, a camera?âbut now everything came clear: the press. They were on him before he could unfold himself from the car and there was his face, swollen ears and all, staring back at him in three angry colors from the dark eye of the TV camera.
“Mr. Abercorn!”âhis name, they knew his nameâ“Mr. Abercorn!”
A woman with a plastic face and frozen hair had squared off in front of him like a wrestler. She looked familiar, looked like someone he'd seen on television, back in the days when he had an apartment, an office, when he was a member of society with a dull nine-to-five job like everyone else. TV, he thought, hey, I'm going to be on TV, and felt a little jolt of excitement despite himself. But then he understood that N. Carteret Bluestone was sure to see him there
and he felt his stomach clench round the pool of cheap diner coffee that churned there, deep down, eating at him like battery acid.
What had begun as a little story, a six-line thing on page 28 of the
Savannah Star,
something to fill the odd space left over after they printed up the specials on boneless chicken and toilet paper, was now a big story, a TV story. He should have seen it coming. This was a real potboiler, after all, full of sex, violence, miscegenation, hair-raising escapes, swamps teeming with snakes and alligators, rumors of official incompetence and collusion on the part of a bunch of suspect writers and artists. Christ, it could be a soap opera, a miniseries.
As the Swamp Turns. From Here to Okefenokee. Jap Hunter.
The woman with the plastic face wanted to know why it had taken the INS better than six weeks to capture this fugitiveâand what about allegations of incompetence? She furrowed her brow in an investigatory frown, as if it hurt her to put such hard questions. Before Abercorn could frame an answer, a fiftyish man with a savage nose and forearms bristling with white hair poked a microphone at him and asked what the problem was with the security at the Tupelo Island prison facilityâwas somebody napping on the job? And if so, who?
And then the voices rose in a clamor: How did he feel about working with the local authorities? What was the suspect eating out there? Did they expect to catch him soon? Was he dangerous? What about quicksand? Snakes? Alligators? What about Ruth Dershowitz?
Abercorn found himself backed up against the car, feeling two feet taller than he already was, feeling naked and conspicuous, his face reddening like bratwurst on a rotisserie. There were too many of them and they were all jabbing at him at once. He'd never had to deal with the public before, never been asked a single question about a case, not even by telephone, not even the time the Hmong microwaved the chihuahua and the AKC compared them to Nazis at Auschwitz. His tongue thickened in his throat. He didn't know what to say. And he might have stood there eternally, looking stupid
in living color for N. Carteret Bluestone and half the rest of the world, if it hadn't been for Turco. “No comment,” Turco snarled, slashing through the thicket of microphones with a homicidal leer and jerking him by the arm. And then they were moving, briskly, heading for the cover of the police cordon and the clutch of cleanshaven men in uniform gathered beyond it.
Abercorn recognized the man at the center of the clutch: Sheriff Bull Tibbets of the Ciceroville Police Department. If Theron Peagler had been something of a surpriseâcollege-educated, soft-spoken, intelligibleâSheriff Tibbets was just what he'd expected. He was a grim-looking fat man with a wad of tobacco bloating his cheek, a big-brimmed trooper's hat shoved back on his head and a pair of mirror sunglasses masking eyes that were too small and dull to be fully human. He'd given Abercorn a look of undisguised contempt at the Ciceroville station the preceding night, and now he didn't so much as turn his head as he and Turco joined the group. There seemed to be a debate going on, but Abercorn couldn't catch much of what they were sayingâthe accent was pure hell down here, sounded like they were chewing on sweatsocks or something.
“Gawl rawl, rabid rib,” the sheriff said.
The man beside himâhe was like a toy compared to the sheriff and as slippery, low-browed and loose-jointed as a Snopesâpressed the point. When he spoke, he sounded as if he were in great pain.
There was a moment's silence, and then the sheriff rolled his massive head back on his neck, exposing a spatter of angry red pustules just beneath his chin and flashing the heavens with the light reflecting off his sunglasses. “Gawl rawl,” he repeated himself, “rabid rib.”
Turco folded his arms. He looked bored, looked impatient. In the distance, yet another bird, all legs and wings, swooped across the cremated sky. “What's the deal?” Abercorn asked.
Turco lowered his voice. “The squirrely guy wants to bring the dogs in, sheriff says no.” He gazed out over the landing, the weeds and muck and the mad growth of trees, narrowing his eyes as if
he expected to spot the suspect sculling across the horizon. “Dogs are prohibited here,” he added by way of clarification. “Park regulations. Alligators go crazy for them, overturn canoes, jump right up out of the water to snatch them off the dock. It's like catnip to a cat.”
Abercorn was dumbfounded. Alligators! Jesus. The more he learned about this place, the more he longed for Hollywood Boulevard.
They stood there another minute, listening to the sheriff and his men chew socks at one another, and then they were moving again, Turco leading, Abercorn following. “These guys are a bunch of cheesebags,” Turco pronounced, spitting the words over his shoulder. Abercorn couldn't have agreed more, but wondered where exactly they were going and how it was going to help them capture, prosecute, imprison and deport Hiro Tanaka and get N. Carteret Bluestone off his back. And beyond that, how it was going to get him out of Crackerland and back to the mossy somnolent streets of Savannah and the attentions of girls like Ginger and Brenda who wanted only to sip juleps, eat oysters and fuck athletically on the rug in front of the air conditioner. Turco was leading him back toward the police cordon and the tourist center beyond it.
“Where are we going, Lewisâwhat's the plan?”
Turco paused on the steps, for once eye-to-eye with him. “I say we get hold of one of these powerboats and go bust this Saxby clown. He'll tell you where the Nip is, believe me.”
Abercorn didn't know if he actually wanted to bust Saxbyâwhat charge were they talking here?âbut having a conversation with him sounded like a good idea. And he really didn't feature hanging around and dealing with the sheriff, who looked about as receptive as a guard dog. He shrugged and followed Turco up the steps and into the tourist facility, where six blondes of varying shades and ages stood expectantly behind a counter, each trying to outgrin the other.
Turco strode directly up to the youngest, a girl with big watery blue eyes and a nameplate that identified her as Darlene. “We
need a boat,” he announced, giving her his LURP-from-hell look.
She didn't seem to notice. “I'm sorry,” she said, and she was just as sweet as rainwater, though her accent was strictly bayou, “but I have orders from Mr. Chivvers and Mr. Dotson to not let any boats out.”
“For all intents and purposes, the park is closed,” the blonde beside her announced. This one looked to be about forty and wore her hair in an elaborate confectionary ball. “We regret the inconvenience,” she said, “but there's a maniac a-loose in the swamp.”
“An Oriental man,” added another.
“Killed somebody east of here, is what I heard,” said the eldest, who must have been seventy and had the gift of speaking without moving her lips.
“Three grown men and a baby. Strangled them all,” the one with the hair said. All six of them froze their smiles.
This was Abercorn's opening. He'd been hovering in the background, but now he stepped forward. “Special Agent Detlef Abercorn of the INS,” he said, flashing his identification, “of the district office in Savannah. We're after that very man.” He tried a smile himself. “That's why we need a boat.”
“Well,” the first girl, Darlene, wavered behind her official grin, “I don't know ⦔ She turned to the blonde next to her, a woman of indeterminate age in secretarial glasses and a bright-patterned scarf. “Lu Ann, what you think?”
Just then Roy Dotson stepped through a door at the rear of the office. He was dressed in his park ranger's uniform and a pair of hip boots. “It's all right, Darlene, give these men what they want.”
Darlene gazed up at Abercorn. She couldn't have been more than seventeen and her grin was cavernous. Abercorn had one of those brief and inevitable sexual thoughts, and then the business came back into her voice. “I'll need to see a driver's license,” she said, “and a major credit card.”
Roy dotson sat at the helm of the eighteen-foot flat-bottomed boat, running the engine at full speed, which wasn't much. Turco was crouched in the bow with all his jungle-fighting paraphernalia, his entrenching tools and wire cutters and whatnot dangling from the frame of his pack. In the middle, almost enjoying the ride despite himself, was Detlef Abercorn. He was wearing his waders and he clutched a satchel full of halizone tablets, sun block, 6-12,
Off!
and calamine lotion as if he were afraid it would sprout wings and fly away. He was also wearing a bright orange life jacket, though he felt a little foolish in it. Roy Dotson had insisted on the life jacket and Abercorn had obliged him for two reasons. The first was purely diplomatic. Turco had informed Dotson, who was after all going out of his way to help them, that he would shove itâthe life jacketâup hisâRoy Dotson'sâass if he said another word about it, and so Abercorn, in the spirit of pacification, had meekly slipped into his own. The second reason was more basic: he was scared witless about going out amongst the alligators and snakes and felt he needed all the help he could get. With the waders and life vest, the only place a snake could get him, he figured, was in the face, and he planned to keep that portion of his anatomy high, dry and out of reach.
Still, for all that, the ride wasn't half bad. The breeze kept the mosquitoes off his swollen ears and dried the sweat at his temples, and the swamp seemed a little less threatening now that he was actually out on it. Nothing crept into his waders to bite, sting and gouge him, no snakes dropped from the trees and the only alligator he saw was the size of a woman's purse. He was surprised too that there was open waterâquite a bit of it. If he squinted his eyes behind the prescription sunglasses with the clear plastic frames he could almost imagine he was a boy again, out on Lake Casitas with his dad and mom and brother Holger.
Another surprise was the dock at Billy's Island. There was actually a dock there, nothing much more than two posts sunk into the murk and a grid of weathered boards, but a dock nonetheless. And beyond the dock, terra firma. Or almost. He began to feel a
bit overdressed in his waders and life jacketâhe'd pictured something out of
The African Queen,
up to his waist in quicksand and slime, but this was just plain old ordinary dirt. Or mud. A little spongy maybe but nothing that would have ruined his day if he'd been dressed in jeans, T-shirt and hiking boots.