Dolly and the Bird of Paradise - Dorothy Dunnett - Johnson Johnson 01 (26 page)

And what was more important, they were the sailing buffs in the team.

Maybe there was no way of saving ourselves. But if there was, I’d put my money on Lenny and Raymond. And possibly even on Maggie, who was a survivor if ever I saw one.

It struck me to wonder, once she was on her feet, which of our two injured men she’d be most concerned about.

Lenny’s reaction, kneeling by Johnson, had been to swear: real nautical stuff that went on and on with hardly any repeaters.

Maggie just gazed, without wasting energy. Then she wrenched the torch out of Raymond’s hand and plunged below, Lenny following.

They weren’t down very long. When they came back, Lenny wasn’t swearing. He just looked rather like the head in the blue banana bag.

On the other hand, Maggie had got her voice working. She said to me, ‘Ferdy’s fine. The way you’ve got him, he’ll be all right till daylight. We’ll need the lamp up here to get the boat seaworthy anyway.’

She hesitated, looking at my skin under the reefer. It was then that I saw there were tears on her cheeks. She said, ‘Are
you
all right?’

I could hardly believe it. As Ferdy’s nurse, my status had upped. I said, ‘Oh, yeah. Another dull night.’ Since, suddenly, she seemed almost human, I added, ‘I told Raymond, but I don’t think he looked. They’ve left stuff in that locker.’

Maggie didn’t waste any time either. Before I stopped speaking she was on her knees, shining the torch into the space where it came from.

‘Flags,’ she said. ‘Raymond, that’s your new shirt, boy. What do you fancy? There’s a G Flag, a Red Ensign, lots of International Code… racing colours… four-flag hoist… No. We might need that. And something for Rita, for God’s sake. You know you’re black and blue, girl?’

I knew. I could also feel what was happening at the back of my neck. I caught the flags she threw me. They were coarse and clammy, but I packed them in under my oilskin.

As my aunt would say, it would be the price of me, to be washed up on some darkies’ beach wearing bunting.

Maggie was still searching, without much success. No alcohol, no emergency first aid, no beach towels. ‘Brushes… cans of stuff… engine waste… turpentine.’ She sat up. ‘Turps and engine waste?’

From where he was working, on the edge of the light, Raymond looked over. ‘No matches, but J.J. had a lighter. Rita love, go and look. In his back pocket, I suspect. It’d let us make flares in a can, for what it’s bloody worth.’

I understood. Even if we’d had distress rockets, who would see them? He’d already guessed, from the weight of the sea, that we couldn’t be close to land.

However, if a lighter was wanted, I’d get it. I scrambled back to the cockpit in my briefs just as Maggie finished repacking the locker and turned back to where Johnson was lying. The torchlight jerked all over, and steadied.

I heard her say, ‘I thought you were awake. We need your lighter. How is it?’

‘Moderate to hellish,’ he said. ‘How’s Ferdy?’

‘Lost a lot of blood but he’ll be O.K. Still out,’ she said. ‘We couldn’t really see what’s what, without any lights. Your lighter. Where do you keep it? I’ll hold you, and Rita’ll get it.’

I got the lighter without having to move him much, and this time he stuck it. Maggie said, ‘Once it’s daylight, we’ll rig you up something below.’

Carefully, nobody had actually said what had happened below, as if he wouldn’t have noticed the reek, or the noise of the rolling wreckage.

I said, ‘There’s enough smashed wood to make a few torches to work by. I could make a start in the saloon.’

‘My God, would you?’ said Maggie. ‘And keep an eye on poor Ferdy? If you could heap the worst of it, and batten it somehow.’

‘It sounds charming. Poor Rita,’ said Johnson. ‘Is anything working at all?’

Maggie glanced at him, and then at me. ‘What about the water pump?’ she said. ‘There were pewter mugs somewhere.’

I went below, and had a look, and found one dented mug, and a pipe that would give me some water.

We all drank some, beginning with Johnson. She had been right again. He had needed it badly. I took the sixth refill along to the sleeping Ferdy.

He was going to need it too. Unlike the rest of us in the open air, he’d had a real dose of chloroform. What with that and his shoulder, he was going to have a nasty awakening.

I worked for half an hour, staggering backwards and forwards in the saloon, with a makeshift torch stuck in a tin can.

I could hear talk on deck, and hammering, and the others moving about. At one point I saw Maggie let herself down into the cockpit and then into the big stateroom which had been Johnson’s. After a bit, I realised she was clearing his room as I was clearing the saloon, except that a lot of stuff was going overboard, with Johnson’s sanction.

My head was still aching, and I was tender all over from cannoning into obstacles of one kind or another. But I had cleared a working passage through to the front of the ship and shored up some of it when Lenny came down to give me a hand, and to sort out stuff Raymond needed on top.

With his help, I got some quite heavy stuff moved, and secured it. Like Raymond, he was good to work with, and had lost all his aggro, the way that happens in disasters.

Ferdy woke soon after that, yelling blue murder because he thought we’d all been shot as well. He didn’t seem to mind that I wasn’t Maggie, but drained his mug of water and then, stretching shakily, sat himself down and collected me beside him with his good arm, to prove that we were both really alive, he said.

He must have been in real pain from his other shoulder, but his good hand played with my neck and my ear in a familiar, friendly way that I never resented in Ferdy, and that seemed such a nuisance with Porter. Even his bristly chin and his whiskers were comforting.

He talked nonsense for a while, and then got me to tell him what had happened, and about the boat, and about Johnson.

At the end, he was quiet for a bit. Then he withdrew his arm and said, ‘If he thinks it’s safer, he’ll persuade Raymond to stay in deep water, rather than risk our lives getting him into St Lucia… Rita, you’re a shrewd little Scotch cookie. Is he badly hurt?’

‘Yes,’ I said.

‘Burgee at half mast,’ said Ferdy, and swore suddenly. Then he got up, and without listening to me, lurched his way through the pitching boat to the cockpit stairs, where he stuck, looking up at his skipper.

‘You mean,’ said Ferdy, ‘that the Rotary Club of St Lucia have sent a tornado to fetch you, and you’re hanging about?’

On Johnson’s glassless, black-bristled face appeared a mild copy of Ferdy’s indignation.

‘Not at all,’ he said. ‘Just held up by the traffic.’ He and Ferdy stared at one another, and then Johnson closed his eyes.

‘He comes and goes,’ I said. ‘There isn’t any morphine. Maggie’s trying to fix some space in his cabin.’

I helped Ferdy up the steps and into the cockpit and called, ‘Maggie!’

She came to the door of the stateroom, and gazed at the one-armed photographer with the most. She said, ‘You absolute ass. Bulldog Braithwaite. Too many of Rita’s films. I’ve never seen you perform an unselfish act in your life. Why begin now?’

Her eyes were sparkling, and he looked pretty cheered up, in spite of everything. He said, ‘I was working up to the sequel. Let’s begin the sequel. You and I get stranded on a desert island. And the skipper and Raymond, if you insist.’

‘And Rita and Lenny,’ said Maggie. She had turned bitchy again, and the crisis hadn’t even peaked.

Raymond said, ‘Skipper!’

He said it in such an odd tone that at first I thought something had happened to Johnson.

Then Johnson opened his eyes, rather slowly, and looked up, and I turned and saw that Raymond wasn’t studying him at all, but was standing on the cabin roof, peering into the darkness ahead.

He said, ‘I think I see a ship’s lights.’

‘Nonsense,’ Ferdy said. ‘It’s a mirage. You’ll see camels next. You’ll see water next, I shouldn’t wonder.’

Maggie said, ‘Shut up, Ferdy. Raymond?’

Lenny’s voice said, ‘Yes, Miss Maggie. I see it too. Shall I do the flares now, sir?’

‘Flares, torches, everything,’ Raymond said. ‘Starting with the big one up the mast. It’s not a small boat. It’s big enough to have radar. We’ll be on her screen. All we have to do is show we’re in distress…’

He looked down. His face was quite different. ‘J.J.: it looks hopeful. Pretty nurses and brandy.’

‘It’s a hospital ship?’ said Ferdy light-headedly.

She was not, naturally, a hospital ship. She had, however, seen Raymond’s signals. In quite a short time it was clear that she had changed course and was making towards us. We had no binoculars, but we all watched her coming closer and closer.

It was again Raymond who, as the gap narrowed, jumped on the tossing coach-house roof with our precious torch, and began sending rapid signals.
Yacht
Dolly,
adrift without power, on passage Barbados St Lucia
.

Out of the wind, a light flickered in answer. ‘What does it say?’ Maggie burst out.

Raymond looked down. ‘That she’ll take us in tow. Into hurricane shelter on St Lucia. Remain hove-to and they’ll try to board us.’

‘That happened to me once before,’ Ferdy said. ‘Could it be the same bastards? Come back for the gold in our fillings?’

It wasn’t an old rusty boat; you could see that. But all the same, I felt the same qualm as Ferdy.

It was Raymond who answered.

‘I don’t think you need worry. We know them.

‘It’s the
Paramount Princess
, storm-delayed on her way to Miami.’

The transfer to the
Paramount Princess
was a cinch, although even for five fairly nippy people there were a few interesting moments. Ferdy, who is no Stook, yelled regularly every time something strained his injured shoulder, but otherwise performed as if at the Aldershot Tattoo.

Johnson soon lost interest in the proceedings, having been pumped full of pain relievers sent over from the
Princess
earlier.

To avoid the problem of trans-shipping him, we had all been in favour of being left on board
Dolly
, with a few home comforts such as the
Princess’s
entire stock of blankets and alcohol.

The captain’s horrified reaction to this suggestion got to us even through a loud-hailer, and the gloom of the two men he sent to stay on board
Dolly
clinched the matter.

With heavy following seas, towing
Dolly
too fast would only swamp her.

Towing her too slowly would place the
Paramount Princess
and all the money inside on the wrong side of St Lucia at roughly the same time as Hurricane Chloe.

If there was the slightest doubt about getting into harbour ahead of Chloe, the captain made clear, he would cast off
Dolly
’s tow without a second thought, and make full speed without her.

The captain was green, and there was a controlled air of panic on board the
Paramount Princess
, whose crew, you could tell, didn’t care for sailing in hurricanes. There was no crumpet in sight, this being the time of night when the Curtis family and its passengers were apt to be firmly below in their own or someone else’s bunk, no matter what the crisis.

There were exceptions. One was Sharon’s much-loved son Porter, in bathrobe and suntan, who took one look at what Maggie and I weren’t wearing and zig-zagged happily over, with much the same idea as Chloe.

Also, surprisingly, the tubby shape of Fred Gluttenmacher, the man behind the money behind Josephine, with his hair-piece up like an air-sock and his athletic legs spread apart under an initialled dressing-gown and a mat of hair with a locket in it.

The last rubberneck, more surprisingly still, was Dodo the Teeth, Natalie’s to the death and hence no pal of Ferdy’s. Unlike the others, she was fully dressed with her life jacket on, for which you couldn’t blame her, considering the way we all felt about her.

A couple of pills and some brandy having cleaned Ferdy out of his few emotional blocks, he gave Dodo a thump on the back and a smacking kiss in passing, which more than threw her. She recovered in time to jerk her head at Johnson and say to me, ‘And what’s the matter with
him
?’

I’d had a brandy as well.

‘Drink,’ I said. ‘You should see what he’s done to his ship.’

I knew I shouldn’t go to sleep because of the hurricane. I knew I ought to see that Ferdy and Johnson were all right. I knew I ought to get rid of Porter, or I was in for a strenuous night.

In the blessed carpeted dryness below decks, I looked at the armchairs creaking about on their chains and didn’t want to do any of these things.

It was Maggie who did them.

She went out and came back several times, and the last time got hold of me and said, ‘O.K. The wrecks are going to be fine; the chief steward’s looking after them, and they’ve radioed the hospital at St Lucia.

‘I’ve told Porter he can have us both together tomorrow on the water-bed, and he’s gone back to tearing up telephone directories. Lenny and Raymond propose to take turns in the wheelhouse and sleep in here between times, which I should think the insurers of
Princess
as well as
Dolly
ought to be happy about. You and I are going to bed.’

On board somewhere were the rest of the Curtises: Clive and Sharon and Old Joe himself. I hoped he was strapped into his bed. I wasn’t so much bothered about Natalie. I was finding it hard to bother about anything.

Maggie and I shared a cabin. Finally. We had a sort of lurching shower each, and as I got into bed, ignoring the night-gear provided, I remembered what I wanted to find out. How the
Princess
had known to come after us.

‘She didn’t,’ said Maggie. ‘Dramatic irony. She was on her course for Miami when she got the same distress signal that we did. She’s here because she answered the hoax call from our hoods.’

I was too sleepy to say so, but I thought it would have been funny if the
Princess
had got to the hoods first, and what Natalie’s reaction would have been, to find twelve guys with guns in her room, demanding recreational sex and her diamonds.

I thought I was still thinking about it, when Maggie shook me awake.

It was daylight. Full daylight. Late morning daylight.

Maggie said, ‘St Lucia. We’re coming into Marigot, just ahead of the hurricane. The skipper’s so-so, and Raymond wants to get him out before Chloe hits. The Victoria Hospital at Castries are sending an ambulance. Do you want to go into Castries with Raymond and Lenny?’

I held on to the sides of the bunk. Everything was swinging. Two of the drawers were out of the dressing-table. I said, ‘What about Ferdy?’

Silly question. Ferdy was Maggie’s business. She was taking him to be patched up, and then to meet up with Carl Thomassen. If Ferdy and Thomassen wanted to fly their stuff home when the storm was over, she might just go with them. Raymond didn’t mind. And Johnson, said Maggie, didn’t exactly need a crew any more. She was brisk again. Like my aunt.

I lay thinking.

Natalie was on board, but I wasn’t her employee any more. I was here because Roger van Diemen had flown to St Lucia yesterday, and Johnson was following him.

But Johnson had been knocked out of the game. Which left me, and maybe Raymond and Lenny. Or maybe not Raymond and Lenny. I doubted if they gave a damn at the moment for Roger van Diemen.

Unlike Maggie, I quite cared what happened to Johnson. In turn, he had his job to do, and if he couldn’t do it, someone would step in, surely, after the storm.

And if nobody stayed with it, I would.

I said, when Maggie asked me, that I wouldn’t mind going into Castries in the ambulance. I borrowed someone’s shirt-tails and pants, and was on deck when the anchor went down. The ambulance hadn’t yet come. But, the R.T. informed us, a car was leaving the hotel for Castries, with room for two passengers.

Maggie and Ferdy decided to take it, and leave the proper ambulance to take care of Johnson. Considering all the bends in that bloody road, it was probably sensible.

I got a goodbye kiss from Ferdy that did us both a lot of good, and delivered a tongueful of brandy where it was rather nice. Then Maggie helped him, still talking, down to the launch.

I watched them chug to the jetty. I watched them pass a yacht I thought I knew, and I stood, clutching the rail, and gazed at her.

I knew her. I knew every line of her. I was looking at the broken struts and stripped booms and battered sides of the white and beautiful
Dolly
, her two tall masts arching backwards and forwards against the dark sky.

Her temporary crew had departed. Once the queen of the harbour, she now rocked to her own anchor in shallower water, tipsily threadbare, like someone’s old mistress.

She had made it. I was glad.

The wind in the anchorage was wild and freakish. The deck of the
Paramount Princess
was dirty, with no sunchairs in sight, and the pool itself dry except for the swaying puddle left by the rainfall.

No white-coated attendants asked if I’d like an iced drink. No topless girls lay about, dreamily reading. I could hear the captain on the radio-telephone, his voice ragged and snappish, and see Raymond’s blond head beside him.

Clive Curtis said, ‘Well, Rita. You’ve had quite an adventure. You’re going to Castries with your skipper?’

We owed our lives to the
Paramount Princess
. Coals of fire, after our behaviour to Natalie, the Curtis family’s principal guest. Or a gesture I needn’t feel too grateful for, since they’d pinched my job from me. On the other hand, but for them, Johnson might have been done for.

I said, ‘You took a real risk for us. I’m glad you got here before Chloe.’

Clive gave a small smile; then the red moustache snapped back again. ‘Win some, lose some,’ he said. ‘I doubt if Pa would have agreed to it, till he heard the guy was too sick to play cards. That’s one Limey sharper you’ve got there.’

A woman’s voice said, ‘You think he had to cheat to get the better of you?’

Clive’s sister Sharon, walking to his other side, didn’t spare me a glance. She added, ‘When the hell do we get off this hulk?’

Clive said, ‘There’s the hotel, over there. We’re waiting for this painter guy’s ambulance.’

I said, ‘I think I’ll see if Mr Johnson is ready.’

Before I’d gone a step, a voice below me called, ‘
Ahoy Paramount Princess
.’

I saw the captain peer over his side deck. I looked over the deck rail as well.

Bobbing on the water below was the Customs launch from the jetty, with four men and Amy Faflick standing in it.

Because of the wind, she had taken the cigar out of her mouth, which looked less like Humphrey Bogart’s and more like George Raft’s. Her white hair whipped like new standing rigging.

Instead of the baggy shorts, she had on trousers like fireman’s canvas, taut with draughts. And on the planks beside her was a square box with a towel over it.

She spotted me.

‘Rita Geddes? Where’s your effing fair-weather sailor?’

I wondered which one she meant. ‘Johnson?’ I said. ‘He’s waiting for the Victoria ambulance. We got boarded.’

‘Horses’ asses. I know all that,’ said Amy. ‘Heard you on the ham radio. I’m your ambulance.’

Raymond came to the rail. ‘Amy?’

Bears obeyed Amy Faflick. She turned the same sort of stare on Johnson’s boyfriend. ‘There’s an effing hurricane on the way,’ she said. ‘All hospital services on stand-by. No ambulances. I volunteered to drive your stupid party to Castries. What’s wrong with the silly sod?’

‘Wait. I’ll get him,’ said Raymond. I watched him two-step off below, not sure whether to follow him.

Clive came up, and seamen opened the rail and fixed the companionway. Even when made fast, the Customs boat jarred up and down. Three men moved forward and, balancing, prepared to board the
Princess
.

I’d thought, if I thought at all, that they’d have made some sort of stretcher. Instead, Lenny suddenly appeared on deck, one hand grasping the rail and the other supporting
Dolly
’s owner under the shoulder. Raymond, lurching forwards, took a grip of his arm on the other side. Johnson winced.

He wasn’t quite Blithe Spirit, but he was a weird colour, with the sort of lines you put in with a maroon pencil.

Someone had shaved him, and some staff work had produced a spare pair of bifocals, which made his face look less a disaster area and more like a stockbroker’s.

He was concentrating so much on the effort to walk that I didn’t think he would see me, but he did. He pulled a face, and then forged on to the head of the companionway.

There, he said, ‘Amy? Made a mistake with my body language.’

‘Made a mistake with your effing crew,’ Amy said. ‘Can’t you move quicker than that? There’s an effing hurricane due.’

She watched him down the steps with pure anxiety, and let off a string of obscenities as soon as he was safely in the boat with Lenny and Raymond.

Then I joined them, having added my thanks to the speeches Johnson and Raymond had already made to the captain and Clive and his sister. Old Joseph wasn’t about.

The three Customs men were still on the
Princess
, but their boatman didn’t mind giving an emergency lift to the hospital party. Engine roaring, we smacked our way over the lagoon.

Weightless and deserted,
Dolly
bounced on her cable. Johnson looked at her.

Behind the bifocals, anything might have been happening. But when he spoke, making an effort against the wind, Johnson’s voice had very little expression in it. ‘You saw her, Amy?’

‘Stepped aboard with the Customs on the way across. And off again,’ Amy shouted. ‘Cross between a breaker’s yard and a cat box. What were your boarders searching for? Cufflinks?’

Raymond called, ‘Mrs Sheridan had worn her jewels in Martinique. They maybe thought she was aboard. Amy…’

‘Amy, shut up,’ roared Amy. ‘He’s bugged-out. I see it. What if his effing guts pack it in before he gets treatment?’

‘Let’s just try,’ snapped Raymond. The launch jarred and jolted. His eyes were bloodshot, and so were Lenny’s. I was the only one who’d had a decent night’s sleep.

Day’s sleep. It must be lunchtime. I drew a breath, and yelled, ‘When is Chloe due?’

You had to bellow, because of the drone of the launch, and the creaking and banging of boats, and the noise, like steam under pressure, of thousands of jostling palm trees. And this other roar, like crowds at a football match, which filled the sky and had come quite suddenly, along with an extra darkness that took what light there was out of the air.

I looked up. So did everyone else. You could see the pale faces on every boat, and on shore, and on the jetty.

Birds. Birds of all sizes and shapes streaming over our heads from the east, screeching, wailing and croaking their warning.

Amy glanced up. ‘There’s your answer,’ she said. ‘Front edge of the cloud in just over an hour…

‘Birds. Effing quitters,’ she added.

The boat slid alongside the jetty and Amy planked her basket on top and clattered up with the rope and made it fast. ‘Now,’ she said. ‘Wee fella at the top; Raymond at the bottom, and ease our dumb sailor friend up. This’ll effing teach him not to answer distress calls in future.’

Amy drove the big Toyota herself, with an unforthcoming Johnson packed with cushions in the back seat, and the other two sitting beside him. I sat beside her, and watched the coconuts ripping off the palm trees.

It was seven miles to Castries, once you got to the top of the road; and half an hour to do it in. Easy.

Amy turned on her crackling radio, and we listened to all the advisories, in English and then in French patois. Among the rest were flash-flood warnings: keep away from beaches and rivers.