Dolly and the Bird of Paradise - Dorothy Dunnett - Johnson Johnson 01 (19 page)

We had lunch at anchor in Marigot Bay, where they shot
Doctor Doolittle
.

I could hardly believe I was there, in this deep blue lagoon in the hills, hidden among flowers and a forest of coconut palms, just like the photographs I’d seen, where they had all this pain with the snail.

Kim-Jim had known the people who did the pink snail, and also the make-up for Rex Harrison. From Kim-Jim too, I knew that the Curtises had expected to look after Sophia Loren when she came here for
Firepower
, but the deal had misfired. It was the contract that Clive got after that, Kim-Jim said, that got him into really big money.

Martinique is a department of France. St Lucia batted about under the French a lot as well, but after changing hands thirteen times, ended up as an independent state inside the British Commonwealth, which is fine if you can speak pidgin French, and are not having enough trouble with pidgin English.

There were half a dozen other big yachts in the anchorage, and some small ones, and quite a lot of boats dodging about, and people swimming. A hotel on the other side of the inlet had a ferry service. There was another hotel hidden behind flowers on our side, where Natalie and I were to stay the night. Nothing but Bounty-grove greenery and white beaches were to be seen anywhere else, apart from the road-end jetty and Customs.

Paradise.

Johnson had already been on the radio-telephone to Castries, the capital of St Lucia, seven miles up the road, to arrange a welcome committee for Natalie, and transport to take her Josephine-hunting next day. Asked about his own plans, he just said it depended on the Rotary Club, and he was going to give them a spin in the morning.

Natalie, after a late night and a long morning of sunshine and sea air and two rum and pineapple fizzes, was happy to let someone else do it all. When Johnson mentioned that he had been on to the Deputy High Commissioner at Castries, and there was no word of Ferdy, she just looked resigned and said in that case she would take herself off Johnson’s hands and book into the hotel before she made any other plans. She was sure they could all do with a siesta.

I suppose if anyone needed a siesta it was Johnson, but since neither of his nurse-companions was around and Maggie’s siestas aimed only at sleeping with people in the most energetic sense, he didn’t seem to be bothering.

Indeed, while Natalie was gathering her things together and Raymond began lowering the boat to take us ashore, Johnson said to me, ‘Unless you really want a rest, why not come back and try the jet-skis once you’ve dumped your stuff? Unless Mrs Sheridan needs you?’

Mrs Sheridan, it turned out, didn’t need me. She thanked Johnson warmly for the ride, arranged to have him and Maggie and Raymond to dinner at the hotel in the evening, and got athletically into the boat, followed by me and the luggage.

Fifteen minutes later she was in her hotel room and I was back on the hotel jetty, with a towel and a Hurricane Hole T-shirt over my swimsuit, and screening cream everywhere else.

Instead of Raymond, Johnson had brought back
Dolly
’s boat for me. And instead of bringing it back to the hotel, he was tying it up at the road-end, where blacks in coloured shorts were lounging on the verandah of the Customs hut.

That landed me with a walk, and it was bloody hot, but he had the jet-skis. I set off, jogging, across the strip of grass between the two jetties.

A Toyota jeep, screaming down the only road, just missed the hut and two palm trees and stopped in a shower of dust and white gravel as Johnson strolled up from the boat and I arrived, dripping and crusted with cream, from the shore.

‘Baked Alaska,’ said Johnson.

A woman got out of the Toyota, carrying a box with a towel over it.

She spoke to the blacks by the hut and they laughed. The Customs officer came out and laughed too. She had on long baggy shorts and thick socks and shoes and a stiff cotton blouse rolled up over her arms, which were dark brown and the kind that you connect with champion women golfers, vintage 1920.

Her hair was short and strong and dead white, and her face was like Humphrey Bogart’s, with a long, weedy cigar sticking out of it.

She marched up to Johnson and spoke to him.

‘You getting your effing dogs from someone else nowadays? How come your boyfriend’s so effing choosy?’

‘You know Amy Faflick?’ said Johnson.

I was too amazed to answer.

‘Ever since she fixed that kangeroo’s nose for us. Nice worker, Rita,’ said Amy.

The cigar waggled up and down. She took it out, spat, and put it back again between her big yellow teeth. She smiled at me. ‘Hullo there, girl. I hear great things about you from Celia.’

God knew what age she was, but her voice was as English as on the day she married Lee in the States and started the business that ended by feeding every studio in the world with performing animals. I’d met Lee as well, but it was mostly Amy who dodged over to keep an eye on Jim and Celia and the English end of the business.

I said, as if I didn’t know, ‘What are you doing here?’

‘My God, what do you think: hatching effing parrots,’ said Amy. ‘You got that bird of poor Kim-Jim Curtis’s? Want to donate it for breeding?’

‘Don’t listen to her. That parrot’s worth fifteen thousand on the versicolour market,’ Johnson said. ‘Anyway, it’s Hollywood mad. It’d lay all those chicks on the casting couch. What brought the parrot numbers down here, Amy? The black market? The hurricane?’

Amy’s cigar had gone out. She put her box on the ground and delved in her shorts pockets. Johnson held a cigarette lighter, already lit, in front of her. She bent forward, used it, and puffed.

‘Always were too damn quick for comfort,’ she said. ‘Yup. People pinch pretty birds. Nice things, St Lucian parrots. Friendly. Bright colours. Talkative. Numbers already well down before the hurricane. Now only a hundred left. In the world. Here. The World Wildlife people are bothered, but look at their effing funds. You got a boat that could take me over there?’

‘Via
Dolly
and a cold drink. You can sell Raymond a dog,’ Johnson said. ‘And so you’re helping conserve the parrots for the Wildlifers?’

She jerked her head over her shoulder. ‘Lee and I have a place anyway, in the rain forest. We added a cage or two for them. Breeding in captivity. Sick-nursing if need be. Sort of busman’s holiday, when we’re fed up with the farm. The boy who runs it’s quite good, and we usually have a few beasts of our own that we’re working on.’

She picked up the box, and it squeaked.

‘Such as?’ said Johnson. He lifted a bit of the cloth and I wondered, madly, if it would be budgies.

It wasn’t. It was a cluster of darting pale furry things with long legs.

‘Effing gerbils,’ said Amy, dumping the box in the boat and swinging a booted leg over. ‘Got a pair and they breed like reporters. Taking them to the hotel zoo. Couple of white peacocks and a monkey and a snake that’s eaten its mother. You got Curtis’s job, Rita? Where’s the White Huntress?’

I hadn’t heard that name before either. I said, ‘She’s in the Hurricane Hole. She’s researching for a documentary on the Empress Josephine.’

‘Huh!’ said Amy. ‘Needs to go to effing Soufrière then. Malmaison Estate. It belonged to Josephine. Quite near my place.’

There was a pause. Johnson didn’t say anything, but he was grinning. The outboard puttered, and we swung in towards
Dolly
, with Lenny waiting above.

‘Oh hell, be neighbourly,’ said Amy, scowling round her cigar. She took it out of her mouth and addressed me. ‘Tell the Sheridan woman I’ll take her to Soufrière after her siesta, if she can put up with the Toyota. Tell her not to try anything on me, though.’

‘Try anything?’ I said.

Amy heaved the box up on deck and followed it, nodding to Lenny, raising her free hand to Raymond, and gazing critically at Maggie, who was sunbathing mono on the aft deck.

‘Hates effing women,’ she said. ‘If you haven’t noticed, it’s because she needs you for something. Had a cat like that several times. Always had to be top bitch.’

‘You must show me your cats some time,’ Johnson said. ‘Lenny, tell Mrs Faflick what drink you think she ought to have.’

I left them, to try the jet-skis, which is just a motorised sort of sledge with a handle, that lets you ski without needing a motor boat. Raymond gave me a lesson, and I got it almost right away.

You would think I’d had enough of sledges, but I hadn’t. It was great.

By the time I got back, Johnson had disappeared for his siesta. Maggie had disappeared to another boat, and Amy had taken Natalie to Soufrière in the Toyota.

She had left the gerbils behind, which was fair enough after an hour’s solid drinking out of Lenny’s repertoire. I hoped the road to Soufrière was a straight one.

According to Natalie, hostessing dinner back in our hotel later that evening, the road to Soufrière was what politicians were modelled on.

She looked quite pale under her make-up, but rallied to give us an account of her trip in the Toyota, and these two peaked volcanic mountains called the Pitons, and the drive-in crater between them, with bubbling sulphur pools and bus parties from package tour day trips.

She had approved of Amy’s underground jungle outpost in the mountain, and had spoken to several parrots.

She did not expect, she said, a great deal of Castries tomorrow morning, which, like every other place so far as she could see on this island, had been burned down so often that very little charred Old French and Old English Colonial was still left standing.

She covered a yawn about ten o’clock, by which time we were all slapping at things Raymond referred to as
No-see-ums
and I, for one, didn’t want Josephine tonight any more.

Johnson and his crew left shortly after, and buzzed over the lagoon to where
Dolly
was lying in a fuzz of lit mosquito coils and drunken mosquitoes.

Maggie was with them. I went to bed happy.

It seemed only fair, next morning, to give Johnson a lift north to Castries in the car that came to take Natalie to Government Buildings. After that, she was going north-east to Morne Paix Bouche, to the estate where, if you believe St Lucians, Josephine got herself born.

I wasn’t getting to go to Government Buildings, even though I was wearing decent white pants and a pin-striped cotton jacket and my hair was nearly lying down, because Lenny had made Roman Punch, which needs the whites of ten eggs, goddammit.

I did go with Natalie and Johnson as far as Castries, though. I had been given some shopping to do. I thought she was joking when she said she needed some Bee-Wee dollars, but she wasn’t. It’s what they call East Caribbean currency, and I had to get to a bank.

I had also been approached by Raymond to bring back a bag of anything that would keep Amy’s abandoned gerbils alive without encouraging their fertility. The gerbils were still on
Dolly
. The zoo, it turned out, didn’t want them and Amy wasn’t answering her telephone.

The rodent population of
Dolly
, to my mind, was Johnson’s problem, but I said I’d do it, for Amy’s sake.

Johnson, it appeared, was in for a dead busy morning. He needed dropping off by Columbus Square, at Johnson’s hardware store, for which he said he had a natural fondness. He also had a call to make down in the bay at Vigie Creek, and another at a bar-restaurant called Rain’s in Brazil Street, to meet a guy called Somerset Ma’am, as he explained in the car to Castries.

The road from Marigot to Castries, although shorter than the road from Marigot to Soufrière, is much the same as regards politicians, and Natalie’s share of the conversation got smaller and smaller.

No one was surprised when, on a hill just short of the capital, she got the driver to draw in and stop. The reason was, she said, to pick up some screen-printed cloth while she remembered.

I followed her into the place and bought a bag for myself. It had a Bird of Paradise printed on it, and made me think of Ferdy. It was when we were back in the car, and about to zoom down into Castries – that we got this great view of the town, and the big bay in front, and all the shipping.

Including this big, clean ship like a liner, flying a blue flag with a yellow C on it.

‘
Coombe Caroline
,’ said Johnson, in an interested voice, from under his binoculars. ‘Nice boat next to it, too.’

He handed me the binoculars.

It was
Coombe Caroline
, all right. Sister ship, naturally, of
Coombe Regina
, out of Madeira.

St Lucia, the banana Independent Commonwealth State. Part of the bloody empire of Roger van Diemen.

I handed the binoculars back.

‘You didn’t look at the big twin-screw diesel,’ said Johnson. ‘You’d have been interested.’

I looked. It was a long white private cruiser, flying the American flag. There were a lot of awnings up, and I could see the blue of a swimming pool. Without the binoculars, I couldn’t read the name. I couldn’t read the name anyway.

It had caught Natalie’s attention as well. As it vanished from view, she turned to Johnson. ‘Do you know that ship?’

The bifocals were trained on our driver. ‘I bet our friend here does,’ Johnson said. ‘Sir, would that be the
Paramount Princess
?’

The driver’s teeth flashed.

‘Yes sir,’ he said. ‘Yes sir, that would be the
Paramount Princess
. All the Windwards, they know the
Princess
. Old Joe Curtis’s boat, bought from the studios. One real boat, she is, sir.’

‘Rita?’ said Johnson. ‘I thought you were never sick?’

‘I’m not,’ I said. ‘But I think we should stop. That was Ferdy Braithwaite at the side of the road. And Clive Curtis and Dr Thomassen with him.’

You could tell Natalie was restored by the edge in her voice. ‘Then
certainly
,’ said Natalie, ‘let us stop. Do you suppose that Ferdy’s prolonged absence is now accounted for? Could he possibly, for example, have been sailing on the
Paramount Princess
from Tobago?’

Johnson, I noticed, was tactfully silent. Ferdy, on the other hand, accepting a few sharp enquiries through the open car window a moment later, was not in the least cowed.

He and his good friend Dr Carl Thomassen had turned the flowers of Tobago inside out, one way or another, and had photographed the Buckoo Reef, the scarlet ibis and everything except, he said, Man Friday. They had gone from Speyside to Scarborough, and there, what had they seen?

‘Robin Hood?’ ventured Johnson.

Ferdy’s capped teeth appeared between his whiskers like a footprint. Carl Thomassen, his botanist friend, a small pale guy with poached-egg eyes and a face somewhere between Herbert Lorn and Andy Hardy, never stopped smiling anyway. Clive Curtis, Kim-Jim’s brother, didn’t smile at all.

He just inclined towards the car, with his suntan and his black hair and his red moustache, and remarked, ‘Dad was in Scarborough with the
Princess
, Mrs Sheridan. He was real glad to give a lift to Mr Braithwaite and the Doctor, although, of course, he was a little disappointed that the Curtis family couldn’t help with your film, my brother Kim-Jim having been with you so long.’

He gave me a small, pearly smile. ‘But I guess that’s the way it is, with the young generation coming up. Young Porter tells us competition is competition, and if you don’t like the heat, get out of the kitchen…

‘Mrs Sheridan, my Dad, Old Joseph, would be real privileged if you would come aboard and take lunch, or visit with him, seeing you’re here.’

‘Why, that’s very nice of your father,’ said Natalie. ‘But I see I’m late at Government Buildings already. You know what these arrangements are like…

‘Ferdy, Rita has one or two jobs to do for me, but she can fill you in on my plans. Then perhaps we can get together this evening. Really, there is quite a lot to arrange.’

The vibes would have knocked out an elephant, but seemed to pass over Clive. Clive said, ‘Then if Miss Rita isn’t going with you, why don’t we take her aboard after she’s done her shopping, and Mr Johnson as well, if he’s available? Then she and Ferdy can do their business in comfort. It’s quite a nice little ship my father has there, as Ferdy will tell you…

‘You haven’t met my father, Kim-Jim’s father, Miss Rita? Or my sister, Porter’s mother? They sure would enjoy meeting you.’

I could feel my hair lying down, and my insides. It was Johnson who took my arm in a grip like a Kirby and said, ‘How very kind of you. Rita and I would both like to come, very much.’