Doing It for Love (All About Love #1) (13 page)

NOVEMBER

It’s been three months to the day since Landon’s proposal. Mom went back to Georgia, I’ve been working like a dog, and Landon’s been editing every night when I get home. So even though it’s 9:30, we’re both immobile in our bed.

“Liz, you still awake?” Landon asks.

“Mihimiflagon.”

“Do you remember when I…when
it
…slipped?”

“Hrmmmh?”

“You know, that time we got a little rough and I came out and accidentally thrust back into your—”

“What in the world…?” I mumble in my half-sleep. We haven’t talked about the accidental slip since its occurrence. It hurt like hell, for one, and for two, it was embarrassing. We’d only been intimate a few times, but that time it was
humphumphumphumphump, shit, ouch, holy mother of pearl
,
sorrysorrysorry,
then we slept on polar opposites of the mattress.

“Well…” I hear him scratch something. “We were pretty cautious after that. For a while. But then we fell back into our rhythm.”

He’s right. It was probably two months of slow
hump…hump…hump.
But it’s the dead of night, and I actually want to sleep and not toss and turn with thought of any humping.

“Do you have a point, Landon?”

“I just thought it was interesting.”

“Hmm…” I’m so tired. Lack of rest and too much work equals automatic sleep. I curl into the sheets, ignoring the cold and the bizarre “slip” question, and start to drift away. Landon’s breathing turns heavy and sleepy not ten minutes in.

I’m cold. November’s temperature is quickly dropping, and nights are the worst because Landon’s next to me, warm and comforting, and he’s even warmer when his shirt rises above his abs and I can press against his skin. So I turn around in the bed and give him the butt. Landon’s hand plops on my hip. Funny…I thought he finally fell asleep. And I don’t have the energy to push it off, so I let him keep it there.

Then it moves to my stomach and pulls me flush against him.

“Mmmm…” I involuntarily moan. He presses a kiss under my ear.

“I love you,” he whispers, and it sends chills up and down my entire body, making me shiver against him in a way that makes him want to spin me around. He kisses me hard, then soft, then hard again. He’s warm. So warm. I feel a sweat coming on as he lifts on his arms and rains kisses up and down, down and up, all over my neck and chest. I arch my back, wanting to press against him, feel his heat and my heat and our heat.

“Landon…” I whimper, nearly at the point of begging. This is torture. He’s revving me up, only to leave me dry.

“I’m not teasing you, Tumbles,” he says, and when I open my eyes I see that he means it.

“You’re…you’re going to…”

His hand rakes up my ribs and purposely rests on my breast. There’s the slightest smile in the corner of his mouth, and I let out a deep groan as he massages my nipple, pulls and tweaks and sends hyperactive beads to Miss Liz. She’s swimming in Chocolateville, waving a plane ticket to the Bahamas. We have won! And I didn’t even have to pretend to work out this time.

Landon reaches up with his other hand so neither breast is forgotten. His lips capture mine, swallowing my moans. I start rocking my hips, needing relief, but I can’t quite get it enough to satisfy. I rub harder, push harder, but it’s not working.

“Landon…”

“Yeah, baby?”

“I need…I want you to…”

I’m so deep in chocolate that I don’t notice that his kisses feel weird. The tongue that traces the valley of my lips is too soft. Squishy. Actually, his whole body is. I open my eyes and it’s Landon. It’s him, but it doesn’t feel like him.

“Come here,” he says, flipping me over. His hands grab my ass, igniting a fire low in my belly as he guides me on top of him. He feels harder now. He’s much harder now that I’m on top. I grind into him, finally relieving some of the pleasure pains.

“
Oh
my
—”

“Liz…”

“Yes.
Yes!
”

“Liz…”

“Landon…”

“Liz…you need to wake up.”

I
am
awake. Oh my, am I awake.

“Damn it, Liz!”

My eyes snap open. The room is dark, the bedspread a crumpled heap between my legs. Once my eyes adjust I notice the way I’m wrapped around Landon, clutching at his shirt, breathing hard into the crook of his neck.

He gives me a strained grin. “Even your unconscious mind wants me.”

I drop my gaze to his boxers, a wet bead near the push of his erection against the material. Slowly, I shift my legs, gently peel my sweaty body away from his, and let out a large breath.

“I’m…I’m going to sleep in the spare room.”

I sit up and grab at a pillow, but a hand locks around my wrist.

“What? You can’t leave me like this.”

“I have to.”

He sits up, too. His eyebrows knit together like I’m joking. “Then stay and talk him down. It’s your fault he’s awake.”

“It’s
your
fault I woke him up.”

“How the hell is this my fault?”

“You know exactly why it’s your fault.” I rip my hand away, flustered and hot and needing space before I leap on him and ride out the stress. “You were all hump talking before.”

“Hump talking?”

“About the accidental slip. And the humping.”

“I didn’t say anything about humping.”

Yes he did!
“You said the word ‘thrust.’ ”

He grabs at his hair, and I can’t look at him because even that is turning me on.

“You’re seriously leaving?” he asks.

“If you don’t want me to, then stop me.” I drop the pillow, knowing full well that the nips are up and ready. He pulls at his hair again.

“Damn it, you’re not playing fair!”

“You’re not either!” Him and his cleaning the house and rocking the risky business and talking about thrusting, so much thrusting, and never wearing a shirt or wearing the shirts that are completely awesome on his body, and I can’t look at him without getting frustrated.

“It’s different and you know it,” he says.

“Why? Because you’re a guy?”

“Well, yeah!”

“I’m going through hell, too. I was just humping our bedsheets!”

“I’ve been hard for three months.”

“I’ve been
wet
for three months.”

“Urgh, stop saying shit like that. You’re doing it on purpose.”

“Then just give in.”

“I can’t.”

“Because of Sundance?”

“Yeah.”

“You go every year, Landon. Why not skip
one
for our
wedding
?”

“You don’t get it. It’s inspiring, gets the creative juices flowing. I see what’s out there, who’s out there, get to chat with people who understand. Every year is another step toward directing. I don’t want to miss it.” He rubs his eyes. “Can’t we move the date?”

“I’ve already booked the hall.
Our
hall. I told you it was the only weekend available unless you wanted to wait a year. But then, a year is still around Sundance, so either way I lose.”

“You’re damn near winning this thing.”

“I’m not talking about the bet!” I chuck my pillow at him. “I’m talking about how you care more about Sundance than our wedding.”

“I’m not saying that. I’m just saying our wedding date is more flexible than Sundance.”

“I
just
told you about the hall—”

“I don’t care about the hall. We could get married in a McDonald’s and it wouldn’t matter.”

“It doesn’t matter to you?”

He narrows his eyes, and damn him for looking good doing it. “Stop twisting it. That’s not what I meant.”

“Then what did you mean?”

“That I don’t care where we get married. I just want to get married.”

“For sex? Or for Sundance.”

“Shit, I’m not gonna talk to you right now. You’re just gonna take everything the wrong way.”

“Fine.” I snatch the pillow back and march to the door.

“Congratulations,” he calls out. “You talked him down!”

“Good, because I won’t need him for another two months. Maybe more!”

Then I slam the door, stuff my face in the pillow, and scream.

“Um, Elizabeth? Try to smile in this one, okay?” Helen, our engagement photographer, says. She’s laughing, but it’s one of those really awkward laughs people use when they just want to get out of the damn place as soon as they can.

I tighten my grip on Landon’s belt loop, my whole body soaked in sweat from my thick wardrobe. Seriously regretting the winter theme as the unusually bright November sun beats down on us in our beanies.

Normally I’d be celebrating this weather, but the frostiness between me and my fiancé trumps it. Landon and I have been practically forced to touch each other. I bet Helen wonders if one of us needs a green card.

“Okay, Landon, relax your hand. Squeeze in together. Elizabeth, smile. Landon, rest your forehead on hers. You have to smile, too. Look each other in the eyes. Elizabeth, keep your finger in his belt loop, but rotate your wrist so we get the ring. Okay…Stay still…one, two, three. And another, one, two, three. One more, smile, don’t drop that smile, Landon, you need to
smile.
”

Landon’s jaw is so clenched I think if Helen were a man he’d have decked her by now. And as upset as I am at him for being just as pissy as I have been, we need to get through this. So while I’m trying to “gaze fondly” into his eyes, I drop the façade, pull major duck lips, and cross my eyes.

His jaw unlocks as the first smile I’ve seen today breaks out on his face. Helen snaps a few pictures, so I give Landon a few kissy faces, too. He closes the tiny space between our lips and the small peck sends electric static down the back of my neck.

“That’s great,” Helen says, breaking what was barely a moment. “Playful works for you guys really well. Let’s move over to the gazebo for a couple shots.”

I increase the distance between our faces, and Landon’s jaw tightens right back up. I stuff a Mr. Goodbar from my pocket into my mouth when he’s not looking.

Helen takes more shots of us by the gazebo, by a tree, in a pile of snow, of us throwing snowballs at each other—that was actually pretty stress relieving, and we got supercompetitive and she said there were a ton of shots that were useful. But even after she drives off with a positive smile, I doubt the shoot is full of romantic, Save the Date–worthy pictures. Just another Hurdle I’m basically stumbling over.

“How long will you be this afternoon?” Landon asks when we get in the car and strip out of our coats and beanies. I’m already pulling out my phone to tell Theresa the pictures are done and now we can get my dress! The winter sale started today. Time to take that baby home.

“Shouldn’t be long,” I tell him, pushing my phone back into my pocket. “You editing tonight?”

He shrugs. “Probably. I need to use Jace’s computer at the studio though. It’s easier to edit from a desktop.”

“Call him.”

“You’re okay if I’m a bit late?”

“Sure. Theresa will keep me company.” And I can wear my dress around the apartment in an attempt to untwist my panties.

He presses his lips together and starts the car. The speedometer reads “something’s bugging your fiancé” as we head home, but I don’t say anything, worried that if I do we’re just going to fight again.

So I just take his hand and squeeze it twice, keeping my gaze out the passenger window. After seven Mississippis, he squeezes back.

Theresa pulls and pulls on the zipper, but it won’t budge. I’m sucking in so hard I feel like my belly button could pop out my butt crack.

“I’m sorry, Liz,” she says after a gusty sigh. “It’s not going to fit.”

No, no, no. It
has
to fit. This is THE dress. “Give me two seconds to breathe and we’ll try again,” I say, determined not to let my chocolate indulgence over the past two months be the cause of my dream dress demise. I prop myself up against the wall of the dressing room and relax my stomach before she starts pulling at me again.

“I…I think you’re SOL. Look at my fingers. I’m going to be drawing blood if I tug on that zipper one more time.”

“But…this is…this is my dress.”

She puts a hand on my upper back, and I refuse to see the complete surrender in her eyes.

“It fit last time you put it on, didn’t it?”

I lift a shoulder. “I thought so. But I couldn’t zip it myself, so I zipped as much as I could.” My eyes drift to hers and I straighten my back. “What am I going to do? I can’t lose an entire dress size between now and the wedding.”

“You could…if you give up the chocolate.”

I think about the day I’ve had, and the only good thing so far has been that Mr. Goodbar. “It’s the only thing keeping me sane.”

“Then have sex.”

“I’m not flaking out!”

She crosses her arms as if to say I’m being a complete bridezilla and it’s my fault I can’t squeeze into the thing.

It’s
Hershey’s
fault.

I slap my hands over my face and try to form a plan to make this dress fit, but Theresa pulls on my arms.

“Don’t panic. Dress shops like these do alterations all the time, I’m sure. Let me go get someone, okay?”

“This is why you’re my best friend.”

“Don’t get blubbery on me.”

She steps from the dressing room, leaving me alone to look at the bulging areas of my body that I’ve never been overly self-conscious about before, but now…
ugh
.

A tap comes at the door. That was fast.

“Come in.”

A clean-cut woman in a pantsuit shuffles in with a broad smile, Theresa close behind. She has a wristband of pins and a fabric pencil.

“You mind if I take a look, dear?” she asks, and I nod, but I really think by “take a look” she means “feel you up,” since the first place her hands go are directly to the ladies. It’s the only action they’ve had in months.

“It’s a little tight along here,” she mumbles to herself, drawing lines across the undercurves of my breasts. “And here. Super tight here. We’ll need to take it out here. And probably a few inches here.”

Her hand has made it to my ass, and I feel like a lard-filled balloon by the time she’s done. She pulls up a calculator on her phone and clucks her tongue. I look at Theresa and wonder if I look as bloated as I feel.

“Okay, with all the alterations, it’ll be an extra $525.”

I drop to my butt.

And hear a loud
riiiiip.

Pantsuit woman cringes and says, “Make that $565.”

I’m going to have a meltdown right here in the ripped dress that is no longer in my budget. I never thought I’d be one of
those
brides. I wanted to be completely chill. Yeah, this dress doesn’t fit, but that’s okay! But it’s
not
okay. I’m so exhausted and I want things to go right, and just when I think they are they don’t…like Landon losing his hours and my fat ass not fitting into this dress and Landon’s mom hating me and Landon taking seven Mississippis to squeeze my hand and who even knows if I’ll get a honeymoon and why the hell can’t I function without sex, or is it the sex at all or is it just me and I’m too immature to deal with this shit and all I want right now is a slice of strawberry rhubarb pie and a million dollars to rain down on Landon and me in the middle of hot, sweaty orgasm city.

Theresa sits next to me on the floor, and I don’t know where the woman went, but she’s not in here.

“There are a lot more dresses out there,” she says. I don’t reply. I’m too busy gazing down at THE dress.

“Okay, we’re going to try one more thing.” She gets up and walks from the dressing room. I look up into the mirror and see that I’ve morphed into Blubbery Boob Bride, dress ripped open at the seam, love handles forcing the zipper open, but my ass still looks good. Good on you, ass. You keep that up.

Theresa comes back in, tearing into a bright pink package that looks like she bought it from an infomercial.

“What’s that?”

“Spanx. Supposedly it sucks you in a few inches.”

THE dress is off me as fast as I can wriggle myself out of it. It’s a whole different ball game squeezing myself into the tummy-tucker material, jumping up and down, spreading my legs, dancing and jiggling, and accidentally elbowing Theresa in the nose when I lose my grip.

“Sorry!” I say breathlessly. Her eyes water as she helps me into the last little bit of the material.

“Can you bend over?” she asks, laughing at my boobs that are now so perky they almost touch my chin. I lean down and touch my toes, and while it feels like the Jaws of Life are squeezing me from the inside out, I’m able to move around.

“Miracle material,” I say, trying to pinch and snap the Spanx, but that’s not happening. Theresa grabs THE dress and helps me in, and the tear is still there, but we can get the zipper to
almost
the right place. Feelsy lady comes in and does alteration measurements once more, but even with the skintight suctioning underpants, it’s going to cost a fortune.

After the news, I say goodbye to THE dress, pay for the injury I gave it, and Theresa comes in with six other choices, all my size, all in my budget. It takes me ten minutes to get out of the Spanx, and it feels a bit like when you pop open cookie dough from the can.

I could really go for some peanut butter chocolate chip.

I text Mom the amount for the deposit on the dress—because I don’t feel like committing just yet to dress number 2, but I also don’t want to miss out on the sale—and check out of there before I’m forced to look at myself in any more mirrors.

Theresa does me a huge favor and doesn’t talk about the wedding pictures, THE dress, my parents, in-laws, or the lack of sex, and lets me listen to S Club 7 on volume 10 as she drives us back to our apartments.

“Do you want company?” she asks when we step onto our floor. “I can cancel on Greg tonight.”

“Cheesecake Factory guy?”

She nods, and I shake my head. I want to veg in my pjs and watch something funny.

“I’m good.”

We hug and I drag my butt down the hall, wishing I could eat the pack of M&M’s in my purse without feeling like a whale.

I open the door and pause…because Landon is doing a pull-up right in my face. He’s not wearing a shirt. Of course.

“You’re home,” I say. I could’ve sworn he said he was going to work on his movie tonight.

Landon nods, dropping from the bar. Sweat drips from his overgrown, dark hair. He needs a cut, but I know he hasn’t asked because of how anal I’ve been about the bank account.

“Jace said a girl was heading over.” He nods to my empty hands. “Where’s Theresa? Does she have your dress?”

I shake my head. “She has a date tonight.” I don’t say anything about the dress, completely tempted to cover my poochy stomach. I wonder if the no-sex thing is hard for him at all now that I’m spilling over my jeans.

“You mind if I watch a movie?” My eyes flick to the TV. I need a distraction. I need
Family Guy
or
Big Bang
or something with Jim Carrey. Anything to take my mind off of today.

“All yours,” Landon says. He dips down to grab his water bottle, his shorts loose on his waist enough to see his back dimples. Once he’s locked himself in the bathroom, I hurry to my dresser and swap my too-small jeans for stretchy yoga pants, and the shirt that doesn’t cover my love handles for one of his. I feel full of some type of thick liquid as I settle into the couch cushions in the living room, chocolate-free. But damn, do I feel like I need some as my eyes linger over the weight set, the pull-up bar, and the sweat towel Landon left on the exercise bike.

I shake my head, push back every ounce of frustration rolling behind my eyes, and snap the TV on.

Counting Crows plays softly out of the speakers.
Of course
I have to turn the TV on
Cruel Intentions
. And there’s Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe kissing deep in the airport, about to scene-switch to the bedroom.

My legs twitch, and I know I have to change the channel before I see it or I might just start humping the coffee table. My fingers fumble on the remote, which ends up falling to the floor. The tempo in the song increases while the scene changes, actor on top of actress, character on character, sweaty bodies and moist lips and—

“Liz, are there any towels in the dr—” Landon stops dead in the hallway, eyes locked on the screen. My mouth runs dry. Landon remains frozen, all but the one bead of sweat that inches its way down his temple. It’s crawling across the skin by his ear. It hits his jawline…that sharp, clenched jawline, and I blink. The clock ticks. Moans ripple from the sound on the TV, and that bead falls off his face…

“I’m going for a walk,” I all but shout as I push to my feet. Landon gives me one short nod before I head out the door without a jacket and let the brisk November air wash over me.