Read Do Penguins Have Knees? Online
Authors: David Feldman
HAVE KNEES?
An Imponderables®
Book
Illustrated by Kassie Schwan
For Rick Kot
Preface
Whydon’t you feel or see a mosquito bite until after it begins to itch?
Whydoesn’t milk in the refrigerator ever taste as cold as the water or soda in the refrigerator?
Whyare address labels on subscription magazines usually placed upside-down?
Whyare there dents on the top of cowboy hats?
Whydo grocery coupons state that they have a “cash value of 1/100 of 1¢”?
Howand why did 7UP get its name?
Whydo the back wheels of bicycles click when you are coasting or back pedaling?
Whydo male birds tend to be more colorful than females? Is there any evolutionary advantage?
Whatdoes the USPS do with mail it can’t deliver or return because of lack of a return address?
Whyare baseball dugouts built so that they are half below ground?
Whydo trains with more than one locomotive often have one (or more) of the locomotives turned backwards?
Whyis there steam coming up from the streets of New York?
Howdid they keep beer cold in the saloons of the Old West?
Whatis the official name of the moon?
Whyis Rhode Island called an island when it obviously isn’t an island?
Whydo blacktop roads get lighter in color as they age?
Whymust we push both the “record” and “play” switches to record on an audio tape recorder, and only the “record” on the VCR?
Howdo bus drivers get into a bus when the door handle is inside the bus?
Whyis the lowest-ranked admiral called arearadmiral?
Whywas April 15 chosen as the due date for taxes?
What’sthe difference between a lake and a pond?
What’sthe difference between an ocean and a sea?
Whydoes the United States Mint use a private firm—UPS—to ship its coin sets?
Howdo figure skaters keep from getting dizzy while spinning? Is it possible to eye a fixed point while spinning so fast?
Whydo straws in drinks sometimes sink and sometimes rise to the surface?
Whyis the tenor oboe called an “English horn” when it is neither English nor a horn?
Whyare our fingers different lengths? For example, is there a reason why the “pinkie” is shorter than the “index”?
Whyare sticks of margarine and butter thicker and shorter in the western United States and longer and narrower in the East?
Whydo plastic milk cases contain a warning that their “Unauthorized use is illegal and enforced by health department and penal codes”?
Whydoes shampoo lather so much better on the second application?
Whydon’t cigarette butts burn? Is there a particular barrier between the tobacco and the filter that prevents the burn?
Whatare you hearing when you shake a light bulb?
Whydo fluorescent lights make a plinking noise when you turn them on?
Whydo cats like so much to be scratched behind the ears?
Whyaren’t there plums in plum pudding? And why is it called a pudding rather than a cake?
Whatdo the little red letter and number stamped on the back of my envelope mean?
Whydo owners or handlers use the word “sic” to instruct a dog to “get him”?
Inbaseball scoring, why is the letter “K” chosen to designate a strikeout?
Whatare the skins of hot dogs made of?
Whyis comic strip print in capital letters?
Whyare peanuts listed under the ingredients of “plain” M&Ms?
Whydo the volume levels of different cable networks vary enormously compared to those of broadcast TV networks?
Whyare men’s shoe heels built in layers?
Whyare horses’ heights measured to the shoulder rather than to the top of the head?
Whyare the edges on the long side of lasagna usually crimped?
Whathappens to your social security number when you die? How and when, if ever, is it reassigned?
Whatexactly are we smelling when we enjoy the “new-car smell”?
Whyare some cleansers marked “For industrial or commercial use only”? How are they different from household cleansers?
Whyare the letters “Q” and “Z” missing from the telephone buttons?
Whyis the middle digit of North American area codes always a 0 or a 1?
Whywere duels always fought at dawn? Or is this depiction in fiction and movies not true?