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Authors: Krista Davis

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BOOK: Diva 01 _ Diva Runs Out of Thyme, The
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My relaxing bath had been anything but. The killer and the person who tried to poison Mars was clearly one of us. I closed my eyes and tried to unwind, but Daisy alarmed me by barking and running down the stairs. For a moment I thought Bernie might have come home, but Daisy stopped barking and I decided she’d probably heard Francie knocking around the backyard again.
When the phone rang, I lay in the bath and debated whether or not to answer. My indecision lasted longer than the caller’s patience and the ringing ceased.
And began again. I still didn’t bother to get up. But when it rang a third time, I feared the worst, stepped out of the tub, and wrapped a towel around me. The phone stopped ringing before I could answer. I was on the verge of checking the caller ID when it jangled again and I finally picked it up.
Nina’s voice said, “There’s someone in your house. Get out now.”
TWENTY-THREE
From “THE GOOD LIFE”:
Dear Sophie,
I’ve inherited a collection of copper pots and pans from my aunt-in-law who is downsizing. They’re gorgeous, but I never use them because I hate cleaning the copper. She’ll be offended if I give them away. Any suggestions?
—Copper-phobic in Coeburn
Dear Copper-phobic,
If you decide to use them, make it easy on yourself by keeping a salt shaker and a vinegar cruet by your sink. Shake on a hefty dose of salt, add a splash of vinegar and the tarnish will clean up as if by magic.
If you still don’t want to cook in them, hang them over your cooktop or display them on a baker’s rack as a beautiful decoration.
—Sophie
Terror gripped me unlike any I’d ever known. I was on the second floor. I couldn’t leave the house without walking down the stairs. Where was he? Had Nina called the police? Had the intruder hurt Daisy?
Clutching my towel, I padded softly to the stairs and listened. I heard a chair scrape across the floor. I tiptoed down the stairs, trying to remember where they squeaked. At the landing in the foyer, relief flooded over me. Daisy wagged her tail, panting and perfectly fine. I picked up Mochie and peered around the entrance to the dining room.
Panic hit me full force. The intruder, dressed in baggy gray sweatpants and a sweatshirt, was pawing through the silverware drawer. Seeing the intruder scared me silly. He could have all the silverware he wanted as long as he didn’t hurt any of us.
Moving stealthily, I crossed behind the opening to the dining room, toward the front door, and safety. A floorboard creaked under my bare foot and the intruder turned around. He wore a Paula Deen mask and Paula’s friendly smile took on the sinister appearance of a fake clown smile. I screamed and lunged for the door. My fingers trembled and I fumbled with the lock. Seconds passed like an eternity but I swung the door open, called Daisy, and ran onto the front lawn.
Police sirens pierced the quiet night. My wet skin prickled in the freezing winter air. Two squad cars pulled up and blocked the street as Nina ran to me with a fuzzy bathrobe and a huge blanket. She held Mochie while I gratefully donned the bathrobe and dropped the wet towel to stand on. At least it was an improvement over the freezing brick of the sidewalk.
Two police officers rushed into the house. Wolf arrived minutes later. His face grim, he stopped to ask me what happened. “I don’t like this,” he grumbled. “Not one bit.”
“Do you think it could be the same person who broke into Vicki and Andrew’s house earlier?” I asked.
“I don’t think it’s a coincidence.”
When the house had been searched, Wolf and Nina ushered me into the kitchen to warm up. My teeth chattered, partly from the cold but mostly from sheer terror. One of the uniformed officers called us into the sunroom where the door to the backyard stood ajar.
“I presume you didn’t leave the door open,” said Wolf. “Any sign of forced entry?” He stepped around the door to examine the exterior and the lock.
The uniformed cop said, “Either it was unlocked or her intruder picked it.”
Wolf scrutinized me from head to toe. Even though I wore the robe Nina brought me, I felt exposed and vulnerable. I’d pinned up my hair haphazardly for my bath and my feet were bare.
He shut the door and studied the sunroom, still not saying a word. I followed his gaze. Nothing had changed since he sat here earlier with Bernie. I hadn’t even taken the tray into the kitchen yet or removed their coffee mugs to be washed.
“How big was the intruder?” he asked.
I felt foolish. All I could see in my mind were the baggy sweats and the mask. “I don’t know. I was a little panicked.”
Wolf walked out of the sunroom, down the hall, and up the stairs to the second floor. Nina and I followed.
“Where’s the bathroom?” he asked.
I pointed to the open door.
Wolf paused in the doorway, taking in the unfortunate green-and-black tile I longed to rip out. He crouched to examine my wet footprints on the tiny squares of green tile Faye had installed decades ago. When he rose, he dipped his hand in my bathwater. Only then did it dawn on me that he didn’t believe my story.
“Do you really think that I’d have made this up and run out into the freezing night wet and wrapped in nothing but a towel?”
“I don’t know what to think about you anymore.”
“I can’t believe I told Sophie she should go out with you,” Nina said. “She’s not fabricating anything, I saw him. She has a witness.” Nina jabbed her forefinger toward her throat. “So there.”
Wolf folded his arms across his chest and I wondered if he realized how intimidating he looked when he did that.
“Where exactly was he when you saw him?”
Nina threw her shoulders back and lifted her chin. “He was crossing through the kitchen. I was walking the dog, outside on the sidewalk, and I saw him through the bay window of Sophie’s kitchen. That precise enough for you?”
“That wasn’t even a good stab at lying,” said Wolf. “You don’t have a dog.”
Nina’s cheeks flamed. “I’m fostering one. You can ask Karen down at the shelter.”
I thought I saw a flicker of a grin on Wolf’s face, but he suppressed it quickly.
“Don’t worry, I will.”
I patted Nina’s arm. “He thinks I’m the killer. He thinks Bernie’s the killer. He probably even thinks Mars is the killer. It’s a good thing you didn’t join us for Thanksgiving dinner or he’d think you were the killer.”
Wolf showed no emotion in spite of my deliberate barb. “You’re so right. Mars hasn’t been excluded.”
“But why not?” This was ridiculous. “Surely you don’t think he poisoned himself?”
“Desperate people have been known to take desperate measures. What better way to throw suspicion off himself? Everyone would feel sorry for him and assume that he couldn’t be the culprit.”
“Sophie! Sophie!”
A man’s despairing call echoed up the stairs.
“Who’s that?” asked Nina.
I shrugged and the three of us hurried to the landing to peer down.
In the foyer, at the bottom of the stairs, Humphrey tangled ineptly with one of the uniformed officers. “Unhand me, you heathen!”
“Wolf, tell him to let Humphrey go.” I charged down the steps with Wolf and Nina behind me.
“What are you doing here?” I asked.
“I happened to be driving by and saw the police cars. Naturally, I was concerned. Thank goodness you’re not hurt.” Humphrey tucked his shirt in and straightened his overcoat. “What happened?”
Nina held out her hand to Humphrey. “I don’t believe we’ve met. I’m Sophie’s best friend, Nina.”
Humphrey took her hand. “And I’m Sophie’s beau. Oh, how I love saying that.”
Wolf groaned. “You two can knock off the we’ve-never-met-before routine. I’m not that stupid.”
“But,” Humphrey stammered, “we haven’t met before.”
Wolf cast a disparaging look in my direction and stalked away.
I left Humphrey and Nina in the foyer and followed Wolf into the sunroom.
A third police officer must have arrived while we were upstairs. He dusted fine black powder over the door handle and the lock.
“You get the dining room yet?” asked Wolf.
“Loads of prints. A few good ones.”
I tugged at Wolf’s sleeve and towed him into the den. I switched on the desk lamp and shut the doors. My hands on my hips, I drew myself up as tall as a short person can and demanded, “What is your problem? You won’t believe anything I say. You won’t even believe Nina, who clearly isn’t a suspect, or poor Humphrey, who barely has the moxie to look you in the eye. We can’t all be the killer. What is wrong with you?”
Wolf studied me silently. He gripped my upper arms, pulled me to him, and kissed me. A long and surprisingly sensual kiss. And then he left the room. Just left me there, wanting more.
It took me a few seconds to recover. I floated out to the foyer and asked Nina and Humphrey, “Where’s Wolf?”
Nina motioned toward the front door. “He took off.”
I rushed out to the front stoop but the taillights on his car were already pinpoints in the night.
The uniformed officers came up behind me. One of them said, “We’ll apprise you of the results. In the meantime, keep your doors and windows locked and call us if you see anything unusual.”
I closed the door behind them.
Humphrey wiped his brow. “Can you imagine, that detective barged into the funeral home and frightened the staff half to death by asking questions about me. They think I’m some sort of crazed wild man now.”
“I’m sorry you wound up involved in this mess, Humphrey.” If Mom hadn’t called him to make Mars jealous, he wouldn’t have the police lurking around his place of business asking questions.
A shy smile lit up his face. “That’s all right. I think most of them thought I invented you. When he showed up and started asking questions, at least they knew I wasn’t making up stories about my love life.”
Nina’s eyebrows shot up and she looked at me with curiosity.
“What did you tell them?” I asked, afraid to hear his answer.
“How we’ve known each other since grade school and we had secret crushes and now, fate has intervened and thrown us together again and we’re dating.”
Fate, thy name is “mother.” No wonder Wolf didn’t believe me. A bunch of people I’d never met told him Humphrey and I were in a romantic relationship.
Humphrey slipped his car keys into his pocket and removed his coat. With dismay, I realized that he intended to stay awhile. Nina would go home and I would have to deal with Humphrey on my own. Why couldn’t I be stuck with Wolf? On the other hand, Humphrey was better than nothing. I didn’t relish the thought of being home alone at the moment. I’d interpret every squeak and thump as an intruder.
“Sophie,” said Humphrey, “how well do you know this Bernie fellow?”
“He’s an old friend.”
“I’ve been doing a little checking up on him. Frankly, I’m not sure he’s the sort of person you should invite to sleep over.”
Sleep over? Did Humphrey think I was intimately involved with Bernie? I opened my mouth to deny any such thing, “It’s not li . . .” and realized that Bernie might be just the ticket to discourage Humphrey. “He’s stayed over many times.”
“He’s a bit unsavory, don’t you think?”
Nina listened with an amused expression.
“Are you jealous?” I asked.
“Good heavens, no. I’m simply concerned about your welfare. Did you know that he spends his evenings at the Stag’s Inn?”
Nina’s forehead crinkled. “Where have I heard that recently?”
“Mrs. Pulchinski’s desk. She had a coaster from the Stag’s Inn.”
A spark lit her eyes. “Quick, go change,” said Nina, picking up the phone. “I’ll do anything to get out of the house.”
“What . . . you mean go down there?” asked Humphrey. “I hardly think that’s advisable. It looks like a frightful establishment.” I dashed upstairs to change clothes while listening to Humphrey trying to dissuade Nina.
Remembering Mom’s advice, I pulled on a fluffy cucumber-green sweater with a deep V-neck in case we ran into Wolf. Humphrey wouldn’t make a fly jealous but, all the same, it wouldn’t hurt to look kissable. After Christmas, I would have to shed those extra pounds, but for now, trousers with an elastic waist would have to do. I ran a brush through my hair, added a smidge of lipstick, and I was ready.
Bundled against the chilly air, we walked along the ancient sidewalks past enticing restaurants and upscale bars. I sensed Humphrey’s hesitation when we left King Street. The side street, though less busy and somewhat dimmer, was evocative of colonial times and quite charming. Four blocks down, we turned into an old alleyway.
Humphrey balked at the dark alley. Without bright street lights, it seemed dingy. I’d been by in the daylight, though, and it wasn’t as shabby as it appeared when lit only by the few lamps on the back doors of the buildings. It added to the allure of the the Stag’s Inn that the only entrance was through an alley.

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