Diggers (18 page)

There was a chorus of nervous “yeses,” and one or two cheerful ones.

“I wonder if putting Sacco in charge of the go-faster pedal is really a good idea,” mused Dorcas. He straightened up. “Er. You're not
worried
, are you?” he said.

Grimma snorted. “What? Me? No. Of course not. It does not,” she added, “present a problem.”

“O-kay,”
he said. “Let's go.”

There was silence, except for the deep thrumming of the engine.

Grimma paused.

If Masklin were here, she thought, he'd do this better than me. No one mentions him anymore. Or Angalo. Or Gurder. They don't like thinking about them. That must be something nomes learned hundreds of years ago, in this place full of foxes and rushing things and a hundred nasty ways to die. If someone goes missing, you must stop thinking about them, you must put them out of your mind. But I think about him all the time.

I just went on about the frogs in the flowers, and I never thought about his dreams.

Dorcas gently put his arm around her. She was shaking.

“We should have sent some people to the airport,” she muttered. “It would have showed that we cared, and—”

“We didn't have the time, and we didn't have the people,” said Dorcas softly. “When he comes back, we can explain about that. He's bound to understand.”

“Yes,” she whispered.

“And now,” said Dorcas, standing back, “let's go!”

Grimma took a deep breath.

“First gear,” she bellowed, “and go forward verrrry slowly.”

The teams pushed and pulled their way over the deck. There was a slight shudder and the engine noise dropped. Big John lurched forward and jolted to a stop. The engine coughed and died.

Dorcas looked thoughtfully at his fingernails.

“Hand brake, hand brake, hand brake,” he hummed softly.

Grimma glared at him and cupped her hands round her mouth. “Take the hand brake off!” she shouted. “Right!
Now
get into first gear and go forward very slowly!”

There was a click, and silence.

“Starttheengine, starttheengine, starttheengine,” murmured Dorcas, rocking back and forth on his heels.

Grimma sagged. “Put everything back where it was and start the engine,” she screamed.

Nooty, in charge of the hand brake team, called up, “Do you want the hand brake on or off, miss?”

“What?”

“You haven't told us what to do with the hand brake, miss,” said Sacco. The nomes with him started to grin.

Grimma shook a finger at him. “Listen,” she snapped, “if I have to come down there and tell you what to do with the hand brake, you'll all be
extremely sorry
, all right? Now stop giggling like that and
get this thing moving! Quickly!
”

There was a click. Big John roared again and started to move. A cheer went up from the nomes.

“Right,” said Grimma. “That's more like it.”

“The doors, the doors, the doors, we didn't open the do-ors,” hummed Dorcas.

“Of course we didn't open the doors,” said Grimma, as the digger began to go faster. “What do we need to open the doors for? This is Big John!”

V. There is nothing that can be in our way, for this is Big John, that Laughs at Barriers, and says brrm-brrm.

From
The Book of Nome,
Big John Chap. 3, v. V

I
T WAS A
very old shed. It was a very rusty shed. It was a shed that wobbled in high winds. The only thing even vaguely new about it was the padlock on the door, which Big John hit at about six miles an hour. The rickety building rang like a gong, leaped off its foundations, and was dragged halfway across the quarry before it fell apart in a shower of rust and smoke. Big John emerged like a very angry chick from a very old egg and then rolled to a stop.

Grimma picked herself up from the plank and nervously started to pick bits of rust off herself.

“We've stopped,” she said vaguely, her ears still ringing. “Why have we stopped, Dorcas?”

He didn't bother to try to get up. The thump of Big John hitting the door had knocked all the breath out of him.

“I think,” he said, “that everyone might have been flung about a bit. Why did you want it to go so fast?”

“Sorry!” Sacco called up. “Bit of a misunderstanding there, I think!”

Grimma pulled herself together. “Well,” she said, “I got us out, anyway. I've got the hang of it now. We'll just . . . we'll just . . . we'll . . .”

Dorcas heard her voice fade into silence. He looked up.

There was a truck parked in front of the quarry. And three humans were running toward Big John in big, floating bounds.

“Oh dear,” he said.

“Didn't it read my note?” wondered Grimma aloud.

“I'm afraid it did,” said Dorcas. “Now, we shouldn't panic. We've got a choice. We can either—”

“Go forward,” snapped Grimma. “Right now!”

“No, no,” said Dorcas weakly, “I wasn't going to suggest that . . .”

“First gear!” Grimma commanded. “And lots of fast!”

“No, you don't want to do that,” Dorcas murmured.

“Watch me,” said Grimma. “I warned them! They can read, we know they can read! If they're really intelligent, they're intelligent enough to know better!”

Big John gathered speed.

“You mustn't do this,” said Dorcas. “We've always kept away from humans!”

“They don't keep away from us!” shouted Grimma.

“But—”

“They demolished the Store, they tried to stop us escaping, now they're taking our quarry
and they don't even know what we are!
” said Grimma. “Remember the Gardening Department in the Store? Those horrible statues of garden ornaments? Well, I'm going to show them
real
nomes. . . .”

“You can't beat humans!” shouted Dorcas, above the roar of the engine. “They're too big! You're too small!”

“They may be big,” said Grimma, “and I may be small. But
I'm
the one with the giant truck. With
teeth
.” She leaned over the plank. “Everyone hang on down there,” she shouted. “This may be rough.”

It had dawned on the great slow creatures outside that something was wrong. They stopped their lumbering charge and, very slowly, tried to dodge out of the way. Two of them managed to leap into the empty office as Big John bowled past.

“I see,” said Grimma. “They must think we're stupid. Take a big left turn. More. More. Now stop. Okay.” She rubbed her hands together.

“What are you going to do?” whispered Dorcas, terrified.

Grimma leaned over the plank.

“Sacco,” she said. “You see those other levers?”

The pale round blobs of the humans' faces appeared at the dusty windows of the shed.

Big John was twenty feet away, vibrating gently in the early-morning mist. Then the engine roared. The big front shovel came up, catching the sunlight. . . .

Big John leaped forward, bouncing across the quarry floor and taking out one wall of the shed like ripping the lid off a can. The other walls and the roof folded up gently, as if it were a house of cards with the ace of spades flipped away.

The digger careered around in a big circle, so that when the two humans crawled out of the wreckage, it was the first thing they saw. Throbbing, with the big metal mouth poised to bite.

They ran.

They ran almost as fast as nomes.

“I've always wanted to do that,” said Grimma in a satisfied voice. “Now, where did the other human go?”

“Back to the truck, I think,” said Dorcas.

“Fine,” said Grimma. “Lots of right, Sacco. Stop. Now forward, slowly.”

“Can we sort of stop this and just go, now? Please?” pleaded Dorcas.

“The humans' truck is in the way,” said Grimma, reasonably enough. “They've stopped right in the entrance.”

“Then we're trapped,” said Dorcas.

Grimma laughed. It wasn't a very amusing sound. Dorcas suddenly felt almost as sorry for the humans as he was feeling for himself.

The humans must have been having similar thoughts, if humans had thoughts. He could see their pale faces watching Big John lurch toward them.

They're wondering why they can't see a human inside, he thought. They can't work it out. Here's this machine, moving all by itself. A bit of a puzzler, for humans.

They reached some sort of conclusion, though. He saw both truck doors fly open and the humans jumped out just as Big John—

There was a crunch, and the truck jerked as Big John hit it. The knobbly wheels spun for a moment, and then the truck rolled backward. Clouds of steam poured out.

“That's for Nisodemus,” said Grimma.

“I thought you didn't like him,” said Dorcas.

“Yes, but he was a nome.”

Dorcas nodded. They were all, when you got right down to it, nomes. It was just as well to remember whose side you were on.

“May I suggest you change gear?” he said quietly.

“Why? What's wrong with the one we've got?”

“You'll be able to push better if you go down a gear. Trust me.”

Humans were watching. They
were
watching, because a machine rolling around by itself is something that you do watch, even if you've just had to climb a tree or hide behind a hedge.

They saw Big John roll backward, change gear with a roar, and attack the truck again. The windows shattered.

Dorcas was really unhappy about this.

“You're killing a truck,” he said.

“Don't be silly,” said Grimma. “It's a machine. Just bits of metal.”

“Yes, but someone made it,” said Dorcas. “They must be very hard to make. I hate destroying things that are hard to make.”

“They ran over Nisodemus,” said Grimma. “And when we used to live in a hole, nomes were always being squashed by cars.”

“Yes, but nomes aren't hard to make,” said Dorcas. “You just need other nomes.”

“You're weird.”

Big John struck again. One of the truck's headlights exploded. Dorcas winced.

Then the truck was pushed clear. Smoke was billowing out from it now, where fuel had spilled over the hot engine. Big John backed off and rumbled around it. The nomes were really getting the hang of him now.

“Right,” said Grimma. “Straight ahead.” She nudged Dorcas. “We'll go and find this barn now, shall we?”

“Just go down the lane, and I think there's a gateway into the fields,” Dorcas mumbled. “It had an actual gate in it,” he added. “I suppose it would be too much to ask you to let us open it first?”

Behind them the truck burst into flames. Not spectacularly, but in a workmanlike way, as if it were going to go on burning all day. Dorcas saw a human take off its coat and flap uselessly at the fire. He felt quite sorry for it.

Big John rolled unopposed down the lane. Some of the nomes started to sing as they sweated over the ropes.

“Now, then,” said Grimma, “where's this gateway? Through the gate and across the fields, you said, and—”

“It's just before you get to the car with the flashing lights on top,” said Dorcas slowly. “The one that's just coming up the lane.”

They stared at it.

“Cars with lights on the top are bad news,” said Grimma.

“You're right there,” said Dorcas. “They're often full of humans who very seriously want to know what's going on. There were lots of them down at the railway.”

Grimma looked along the hedge.

“This is the gateway coming up, is it?” she said.