Authors: Simon Kernick
I couldn't help feeling vaguely concerned about what I was hearing. I took a sip from my tea and put the cup down. âI'd like to try her flat again, if I may,' I said, standing up. Berrin, who was munching on one of the custard creams, followed suit with only limited enthusiasm. It looked like he'd been enjoying his sit-down. âCan you show me which one it is, Mr Lacker?'
âOf course,' he answered, and led us back out into the hallway. He pointed to a door at the far end. âThat's it.'
I stepped past him with Berrin following and knocked hard on the door. Nothing. I waited a few moments, then tried again. If she was in there, she would definitely be able to hear me. I put my ear against the door and listened to the silence. I tried the handle but it was locked. Then I had an idea. A highly irregular one, but on a day like this I wasn't going to be fussy. âHave you got a key to Miss Tanner's flat, Mr Lacker?'
âI have,' he said, âbut I'm not sure I should beâ'
âI have reason to believe that something might have happened to her,' I told him, âand I need to see if this is the case or not. To do that, I need access to her flat. You can come in with us if you want to satisfy yourself that we're not doing anything in there that we shouldn't be.'
âOh dear,' he said. âI'd better go and get it.'
He turned and went back inside and Berrin looked at me quizzically. âDon't worry,' I whispered. âI know what I'm doing.' Which of course were famous last words if ever I'd heard them.
A few seconds later, Mr Lacker emerged with the key in his hand and a worried-looking Mrs Lacker in tow. âI do hope everything's all right,' she said to me. âShe always seemed such a nice young lady.'
âI'm sure it's nothing,' I said, taking hold of the key, âbut I think it's best to stay on the safe side.' With everyone crowded behind me, I turned the key in the lock and slowly pushed open the door.
The layout was different to the Lackers' place and the door opened directly into a spacious lounge with an open-plan, newish-looking kitchen to the right. A wide-screen plasma TV hung from the wall in front of two expensive-looking leather sofas, and the whole effect was very minimalist but also very tasteful. It also looked very unlived in. There were no dirty cups or dishes and the large glass ashtray on the coffee table in the centre of the room was clean and empty. And no evidence at all of a row.
âWell, she's not short of a few bob,' said Berrin, looking round admiringly at the furnishings, particularly the TV.
âShe never said what she did for a living,' said Mrs Lacker, who had come in behind us. Her husband, meanwhile, hung back in the doorway. âIt's very nice, isn't it Peter?'
Peter nodded. âI expect that kitchen cost a pretty penny,' he said. âThose are granite worktops in there. They cost a fortune.'
Berrin looked across at me, presumably for guidance as to what to do next, now that we were in the place. The problem was, I wasn't sure. I'd hoped there might be some clues to her whereabouts lying about â not that I was quite sure what â but there was nothing. It looked like the apartment had been cleaned from top to bottom â a slightly worrying sign in itself.
To our left, a short hallway ran down to the rest of the apartment. âLet's take a look down here,' I said. Berrin looked at me like he wanted to say something but was unable to do so because of the presence of the Lackers. I knew what it would be as well. Something along the lines of âWhat the hell are we doing here and what would a defence lawyer have to say about it?' A good point, but I'd worry about that one later.
âI've never been in here before,' said Mrs Lacker, wandering into the kitchen area and looking up at the metallic pots and pans hanging there. âIt's very nice.'
âDon't touch anything, please,' I told her. âEither of you.'
We started off down the hallway. Mr Lacker meanwhile remained standing in the door, looking around with just a hint of suspicion, as if he too was trying to work out what Jean Tanner did for a living and how she'd managed to accumulate such pricey belongings. It looked like he was jumping to correct conclusions, and was perhaps realizing that he wasn't as sexually liberal as he'd previously thought.
There was a bathroom on our left with the door slightly ajar. I pushed it open with the key while Berrin stepped past. I noticed that two toothbrushes were out on the sink and the lid was off the toothpaste â not that any of that was much use. The shower, however, had been used quite recently, certainly that morning. The curtain was damp and there were still drops of water in the bath tub.
I stepped back out of the bathroom and saw Berrin, who'd put on gloves, opening the door to one of the bedrooms. At the same time he removed another of the Lackers' custard creams from his pocket and began munching it surreptitiously.
I followed him into the bedroom, conscious that Mrs Lacker was coming up behind me, doubtless for more of a nose about. I was just turning round to tell her to stay back when, out of the corner of my eye, I saw Berrin stop in front of an imposing dressing-room cupboard at the end of the double bed, and pull a face. He started to say something but his mouth was full of custard cream and it came out like gibberish. And then, the next second, he was opening the door.
There was an immediate crash as the naked corpse came tumbling stiffly out, arms at its sides, like something out of
The Mummy Returns.
It smacked straight into Berrin, who let out a high-pitched howl, spitting crumbs everywhere, and fell back on the bed with it on top of him. I yelled too, and jumped back as he instinctively shoved it away from him, unfortunately in my direction. It bounced loudly against the corner of the cupboard, then came crashing down by my feet, face upwards, and right in the doorway. Mrs Lacker saw it immediately, let out the biggest scream of the lot, then put her hand on her face and fainted dramatically, hitting her head on the bathroom door as she fell backwards.
âWhat's going on?' yelled Mr Lacker, running over to his wife.
âStay back!' I shouted. âDon't touch anything! This is a murder scene!'
Then I looked across at Berrin, whose hair was now standing on end. His face was as white as a ghost's and he was staring off into space. âOh my God,' he kept saying, over and over again.
I looked down at the blank dead eyes gazing up at me, then at the familiar tattoos on the upper and lower arms. A Chinese dragon on the left, a military emblem on the right. âShit,' I said as I stared down at the corpse of Craig McBride and wondered why on earth he should be lying dead in the apartment of a woman he was not even meant to know.
*Â Â Â *Â Â Â *
I called Capper from the Lackers' apartment, where Mr Lacker was mopping Mrs Lacker's brow with a damp cloth, while Berrin sat bolt upright in his original chair, sipping the tea Mrs Lacker had poured him five minutes and one cuddle from a corpse ago. He didn't look too good, which was hardly surprising.
Capper answered on about the tenth ring and I told him what had happened. âWhat the hell was McBride doing in her flat?' he demanded, as if it was somehow my fault.
âI don't know.'
âAnd there's no sign of her anywhere?'
âNothing that I can see.'
âHave you touched anything in there?'
âNo, we've secured the scene, but you're the first person I've called.'
âAny indication how he died?'
âWell, there was no blood but I didn't really look too closely. Put it this way, he was all right this time yesterday so, whatever it is, I wouldn't think it's natural causes.'
âAll right, wait where you are and make sure no-one contaminates the scene. What's the address?'
I gave it to him, said my goodbyes, and put down the phone. I looked over at the Lackers. Mrs Lacker appeared to be coming back to earth. âIt was horrible,' she said as her husband continued to dab her brow. âSomething like that in a respectable neighbourhood like this.'
âI know this is a difficult question, but did you happen to recognize the deceased? Is he someone you've seen here before?'
Mrs Lacker gasped melodramatically as if I'd just asked for her bust measurements. âI don't know, I didn't see. All I remember was him falling into the doorway and then ⦠And then, that's it.' She finished the sentence with another gasp and her head fell back on the seat.
âMr Lacker,' I said.
He shook his head. âI didn't see either. I was too busy looking after Margaret.'
âThat wasn't what I was going to ask. I know it's not going to be easy but I'd appreciate it if you could come in with me, view the deceased, and let me know whether you've ever seen him here before. It could prove very helpful.'
âWhat do you think's happened to Jean?' asked Mrs Lacker worriedly.
âI don't know,' I said, thinking that I wouldn't mind an answer to that question as well. âMr Lacker?' He nodded and stood up. âDave, you stay here and look after Mrs Lacker. OK?'
Berrin nodded, beginning to look slightly healthier now. âSure.'
I led Mr Lacker back into Jean's apartment, again reminding him not to touch anything, and walked back through the darkened hallway to where the body lay. Mr Lacker paused a few feet behind me, and put his hand against the wall to steady himself. âIt's so stifling in here, isn't it?' he said, sounding breathless. âI don't know how you can do this sort of thing every day, I really don't. I've got nothing but admiration for you.'
âIt's not an everyday occurrence, thank goodness,' I told him, thinking that it was a rare day anyone said they were full of admiration for me. âIf it was, I don't think I'd be able to handle it.' And I wasn't sure if I would have been. The longer you're in the job, the more you become hardened to the horrors around you, but the sight of Craig McBride's stiff, lifeless body, sucked dry of personality, of everything, depressed me in a way I find difficult to describe. Particularly as the previous day I'd been holding a conversation with him. It might not have been a very pleasant one, but that was hardly the point. He'd been alive, now he was gone. Permanently.
I stepped out of the way so Mr Lacker could see Craig's face. He looked quickly, then looked away, still standing a few feet back. âTake your time,' I told him. âThere's no hurry.'
He stayed where he was for a couple of seconds, then steeled himself, took a couple of steps forward, and looked again. âYes, I've seen him before,' he said, turning away. âOn two or three occasions.'
âThank you for that,' I said, leading him back towards the front door.
At that moment, there was a commotion from outside, the front door opened, and a giant of a man about ten years my senior, dressed in an ill-fitting black suit, stepped inside. âWhat the hell's going on?' he barked. âThis is a crime scene. Who are you?'
âI'm DS John Gallan,' I said, stopping in front of him. âAnd this is Peter Lacker, the neighbour.'
âWell, I'm DI Burley and I'm taking over from here. And you two are contaminating a crime scene. Have you touched anything?'
âNo.'
âWell, get out then. SOCO are going to be here in a few minutes and we've got to seal everything off.'
He motioned bluntly towards the door with his head, and we stepped past him into the hall where several uniformed officers were standing. Burley followed us out. After I'd led Mr Lacker back into his own flat, he put a large, hairy hand on my shoulder and half-pushed me over to the top of the stairs. I was going to tell him that as far as I was aware we were on the same side, so he could ease up if he liked on the tough-guy routine, but I never got the chance. He was talking before my lips even parted.
âWhat were you doing back in there with the neighbour? Seeing if you could fuck up the crime scene as much as possible? Have you forgotten what the procedures are, or did you just never bother to learn them?'
âDid you get out of bed the wrong side or are you always this charming?'
I thought he was going to pick me up then and chuck me down the stairs. I'm not a small bloke â I'm close to six feet tall â but there was no questioning the fact that he could have managed it. His sharp little eyes, by far the daintiest features on his long, heavy-jawed face, blazed angrily. âThat's another thing you obviously haven't learnt then, that a DI's a superior officer to a DS and therefore a DS should speak to a DI with a measure of fucking respect, and address him as sir. And apologize when he fucking forgets that.' His words were spoken in a loud hiss through teeth that looked like they usually spent their time gritted, and whether I liked it or not (and I didn't, I can assure you), what he was saying was correct. I took solace in the fact that a man as rude, angry and clearly stressed as DI Burley was not going to live to a ripe old age, surrounded by loving relatives hanging on to his every word of wisdom.
âI was just doing my job, sir,' I told him, emphasizing the sir. I held his gaze, knowing that the only way a person gets intimidated is if he lets himself. I'd done way too many miles for that to happen.
âWell, you're not doing very fucking well. So, I understand you know who the corpse is, is that right?'
âThat's right. His name's Craig McBride. We spoke to him yesterday in connection with a murder.'
âBut he doesn't live here?'
âNo, the apartment belongs to a Jean Tanner. We came here to see her, but she wasn't here. He was.'
âWhat were you interested in her for?'
I explained what we knew in short, sullen sentences, giving him more of an overview of the Matthews case than the bastard deserved. As I was finishing, Berrin came over to join us. Burley turned round and saw him. âWhat the fuck's wrong with you?' he said. âYou look like you've seen a ghost. Not used to stiffs, then?'