Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja (a hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12) (9 page)

“I could probably win a dinosaur sized lawsuit,” I replied.

Zoe laughed.
Brayden
didn’t. Maybe
he didn’t get it.

Mr. Cooper knocked on the wood of the door. “Just get in
here.”

I walked to the office door and pushed it open. I could see
the top of Wyatt’s head over the front counter. He was sitting in the
principal’s office, probably waiting for his parents. How funny.
A ninja getting scolded by his parents.

I turned around and took one last look at Zoe. She nodded at
me once, and I returned the gesture. Pushing the door fully open, I stepped
into the front office and let it shut behind me.

Buchanan School was a strange place, and though it was new
and scary, I’m not sure I’d have it any other way. Beside, I think there’s a
ninja clan that needs a leader.

My name is Chase Cooper, and I’m a ninja.

THE END

A
quick update:

I just finished my second diary and it’s already available to
read! You definitely won’t want to miss this one – only a month has
passed since my first diary, but in a school as crazy as mine, a month is an
eternity. I thought the remarks about a pirate invasion were a joke, but as it
turns out… I was
wrong
. Now my entire school is in danger, and I’m the
only one that can save it. Check it out right here:
Diary
of a 6th Grade Ninja 2: Pirate Invasion.

From
Marcus Emerson:

Stories – what an incredible way
to open one’s mind to a fantastic world of adventure. It’s my hope that this
story has inspired you in some way, lighting a fire that maybe you didn’t know
you had. Keep that flame burning no matter what. It represents your sense of
adventure and creativity, and that’s something nobody can take from you. Thanks
for reading! If you enjoyed this book, I ask that you help spread the word by
sharing it or leaving an honest review!

- Marcus

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But
wait, there’s more! If you enjoyed this book, then you’re
gonna
love:

Secret
Agent 6
^th
Grader
-
My name is Brody Valentine (please
don't make fun of my last name), and this is the story of how I accidentally became
a 6th grade secret agent at my school. My life is plain and boring, but I do my
best to keep it that way. That's why when a dangerous secret fell into my lap,
I wasn't exactly jumping for joy. Everything I knew to be true was completely
flipped around and suddenly I've found myself buried in special codes and
conspiracies. Now I'm being hunted after because my brain knows a secret so
huge your head would
explode
if you heard it.