Authors: J. A. Jance
“I’m sure it’ll be very interesting,” she said, sidling away. “Now, if you’ll excuse me, Marliss, I need to catch up with Jenny before she fills up on cookies and punch and makes herself sick.”
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hen it came time to park at Daisy’s Café, Joanna was dismayed to see that the lot was full to overflowing. “Great,” she grumbled. “If it’s already this crowded, it’ll take forever to get a table.”
“Maybe not,” Butch said cheerfully. “There’s Jeff and Marianne’s VW. If they’re here ahead of us, maybe they’ve already snagged one. If nothing else, they’ll have put our names on the list.”
Jenny let herself out of the backseat and scampered into the restaurant. Meanwhile, Joanna studied some of the vehicles in the unpaved lot. A surprisingly large number of them looked familiar. In addition to Jeff Daniels’ sea-foam green Bug, Joanna recognized Jim Bob and Eva Lou Brady’s Honda and Angie Kellogg’s aging Omega, along with Eleanor Lathrop’s brand-new Buick. She also caught sight of the fire-engine-red Geo Metro driven by her secretary, Kristin Marsten.
Joanna looked back at Butch. “Wait a minute,” she said. “Something’s fishy here. Bisbee may be a small town, but it’s a little too much of a coincidence for everyone I know to turn up at the same place at the same time. What’s going on?”
“Why don’t we go in and see,” he said.
As soon as Butch held open the door, Joanna caught a glimpse of a bank of balloons lined up down the middle of the dining room. Once she saw the balloons, she knew she’d been had. A burst of applause, accompanied by shouts of “Surprise!” erupted from half the room, which had been screened off to create a semi-private banquet room.
Joanna turned on Butch. “It’s a shower,” she said accusingly. “Butch Dixon, you tricked me.”
He tried his best to look contrite, but it didn’t work very well. “I told you I hate cleaning ovens,” he said. “I’ll do almost anything to avoid it.”
Accompanied by gales of laughter, Marianne Maculyea stepped forward, grabbed Joanna by the arm, and led her toward the far end of the room, where a mound of gifts had been stacked on one table. A grinning, self-satisfied Jenny stood next to the table.
“You were in on this, too, weren’t you!” Joanna said accusingly.
Jenny nodded. “But I didn’t tell.”
“No, you certainly didn’t.”
“So we pulled it off?” Marianne asked.
“Completely.”
“Good.”
Just then, Joanna found herself enveloped in the warm embrace of her former mother-in-law, Eva Lou Brady. Eva Lou’s exuberant greeting was followed by a reserved hug and a dignified peck on the cheek from Eleanor Lathrop Winfield, Joanna’s own mother. Joanna pulled away from Eleanor in time to see Butch and Jim Bob Brady sidling toward the door.
“Wait a minute,” she demanded. “Where do you two think you’re going?”
“This is a shower,” Butch said. “Girls’ stuff,” he added with a wink in Jenny’s direction. “You can’t expect us men to hang around here.”
“But when will you be back? How will Jenny and I get home?”
He grinned. “I’m sure someone here will give you a ride. In the meantime, we’re going up the street for a guy lunch. No girls allowed. Except for Ruth, of course, who already left with Jeff. But since she’s just a baby, she doesn’t count.”
Butch followed Jim Bob out the door before Joanna could lob a rejoinder in his direction. By then an apron-clad Junior Dowdle had walked up behind her, grinning broadly and carrying a black baseball cap with the word bride embroidered on the front.
“Put on!” he demanded urgently, handing Joanna the cap. “Put on now.”
Knowing the cap would give her a terrible case of hat-hair, Joanna tried to weasel out of it. “Do I have to?” she asked.
“Put on!” Junior ordered again. Amid another burst of general laughter, Joanna did as she was told.
Within minutes, Joanna lost herself in the carefree mood of a wedding shower. Daisy Maxwell, owner of Daisy’s Café, had provided platters of nachos, tacos, and mini burritos. For a change, instead of hustling around with a pencil in her beehive hairdo and taking orders, Daisy herself was seated among the guests while a wait staff that included her husband, Moe, took care of the shower guests as well as the other Sunday diners on the far side of the balloon barricade.
After lunch and pieces of a wonderful lemon chiffon cake, it was time for Joanna to tackle the mountain of gifts. She was assisted in the unwrapping process by Angie Kellogg, who had finagled a day off from her relief bartending job at the Blue Moon Saloon and Lounge up in Old Bisbee’s Brewery Gulch. Angie, a former L.A. hooker, was someone whose rehabilitation Joanna and Marianne Maculyea had taken on as a joint project. Together they had helped her exit her previous line of work and had eased her way into a far more settled existence in Bisbee. Her new life came complete with a boyfriend named Dennis Hacker, an English biologist who specialized in reintroducing parrots into the wild forest lands of southern Arizona.
Angie’s newfound happiness was a testimony to the fact that Joanna Brady was making a contribution with her own life—that her efforts were accomplishing some good. That afternoon it was especially gratifying for Joanna to see Angie laughing, talking, and seemingly completely at ease among a group of women in whose presence she would have been petrified and/or self-conscious only a few years earlier. It was also fun to see Angie, as designated maid of honor, set about the mundane task of stringing colorful package-wrapping ribbon through a paper plate in order to make the traditional shower ribbon bouquet.
Not far into the pile of gifts, Joanna was grateful the men had been banished to parts unknown. Angie Kellogg’s carefully understated gift was a beautiful box of perfumed bath oils and powders. Other attendees’ gifts, however, weren’t nearly so restrained. There were several sets of sexy, slinky underwear, including a particularly racy black bikini-cut duo from Kristin Marsten, Joanna’s secretary. There were two separate peignoir sets. One, from Joanna’s mother, was a stylish but chastely cut long gown and robe in a demure cream. To Joanna’s amazement, the one from Eva Lou Brady, her former mother-in-law, was a short, flimsy see-through froth of emerald lace and silk that left nothing to the imagination.
“Eva Lou!” Joanna exclaimed. “It’s lovely, but where on earth did you get this?”
Eva Lou Brady blushed and beamed with pleasure. “Victoria’s Secret,” she said. “I ordered it from a catalog. You don’t think I’d actually set foot in a place like that, do you? I’d be too embarrassed.”
Glancing back at the growing pile of unwrapped lingerie on the table, Joanna looked around the room. “Are you guys trying to tell me something?” she asked.
Eva Lou nodded. “You’re a little too practical for your own good at times,” she said. “It’s time you lightened up. Time you stopped taking everything so seriously.”
“I’ll try,” Joanna said with a laugh. Then, ignoring the strictures about not breaking any strings at a wedding shower, she tore into the next package.
By two o’clock, the party was winding down. Most of the guests had left. Marianne was sitting on a chair with her feet up while Joanna and Kristin Marsten loaded the gifts into Eleanor Winfield’s Buick. “I’ll bet you were in on planning this, too, weren’t you?”
Kristin, a good-looking blond, twenty-something, had been the previous sheriff’s private secretary long before Joanna’s election. Attached to the previous administration and resentful at having a female boss, Kristin had been difficult to handle at first. She and Joanna had lived through several stormy periods, not only right after the election but again when Dick Voland, Joanna’s former chief deputy, had left the department. Things were better now. Joanna was somewhat concerned about the fact that Kristin was dating Terry Gregovich, her department’s K-9 officer. However, since the secretary and deputy were being discreet about their relationship, and since they didn’t hang around mooning at one another on the job, Joanna hadn’t voiced too many complaints.
“I did help,” Kristin admitted. “Reverend Maculyea wanted to have the party sometime during the week, but I told her she’d be better off having it on a weekend when I could make sure Chief Deputy Montoya was on call and looking after things.”
“Is that why my beeper hasn’t gone off even once today?” Joanna asked.
Kristin glanced shyly in her boss’s direction. “Could be,” she said. “I told Frank not to call you out unless it was a dire emergency.”
“Thanks, Kristin, it must be working. I was beginning to worry that maybe my pager was out of order.”
“I’ll go get the last load of presents,” Kristin told her. “You wait here.”
Joanna was standing next to the open passenger door when she heard a car waiting to park in the next space. She moved out of the way. Only when the driver unfolded his long legs and stepped out of a late-model white Camry did she recognize Dick Voland. It was the first time she had encountered the man in person since their confrontation on the road to High Lonesome Ranch months earlier.
“Hello, Dick,” she said, struggling to keep her tone of voice even. It was bad enough seeing him again after so many months. The fact that she had to peer up at him from under the brim of that ridiculous bride-inscribed baseball cap made it that much worse. “How’s it going?” she asked.
“Fine,” Voland answered. When he hoisted his pants, Joanna noticed they were quite loose around the middle. His belt showed marks where it had once been fastened before a considerable loss of weight. Joanna could see that the man was in far better shape than he had been in those first unhappy months after his divorce when he had been drinking too much and not taking care of himself.
“You look good,” she said. “You’ve lost weight.”
Nodding, Dick Voland patted what had once been a bulging belly. “I’ve been working out again,” he told her.
“I’ll say,” Joanna replied.
Just then Kristin emerged from the restaurant bearing the last load of gifts. On top of the stack was the box from Victoria’s Secret. Kristin paused uncertainly when she caught sight of Dick Voland.
“Hello, Mr. Voland,” she mumbled. “Good to see you.”
As she bent over to put the armload of gifts in the car, the topmost lid caught on the side of the trunk door and spilled a flimsy froth of tissue-wrapped green nightgown out onto the ground. “Oh, no,” she wailed. “I’ve probably ruined it.”
Dick Voland reached down and picked it up, dusting it off as he did so. “No harm done,” he said, holding it out to her. “A little bit of dust never hurt anything.”
Embarrassed, Kristin ignored the proffered gown and fled back inside, leaving Joanna the task of dealing with the gown herself.
“Thanks,” Joanna said as she stuffed it back into the box. Waiting long enough for her own blush to dissipate, she closed the trunk. When she straightened up, Dick Voland was still looming over her. He may have lost weight, but he was still six feet four. Joanna was wearing two-inch heels. The top of her baseball cap barely grazed the bottom of his chin.
“What can I do for you, Dick?” she asked, trying to put their conversation on some kind of businesslike basis.
For his part, Voland didn’t appear to be any happier about the situation than Joanna was. Acting for all the world like a dumbstruck teenager, he stared down at his feet for some time before he spoke.
“Marliss told me about the shower. I didn’t mean to upset anything, but I needed to talk to you.”
“The shower’s over. It’s fine. What do you want to talk about?”
“It’s awkward.”
“What’s awkward?”
Dick took a deep breath. “Look, Joanna. Reba Singleton has hired me to investigate her father’s death. I told her I thought she was way off-base. I told her that you and I had worked together for a long time and that, in my opinion, she’d just be throwing her money away. So she said did I want her to throw her money in my direction, or did I want her to hand it over to someone else? I couldn’t very well turn her down. I need the work.”
He paused, then continued. “I wanted to warn you,” he added. “Wanted to let you know what was going on so you wouldn’t be blindsided by all this. I came by last night and left a message. I guess Butch didn’t see fit to give it to you.”
The last thing Joanna would have expected from Dick Voland was kindness. “Butch did give me the message,” Joanna said, “but by the time I got home, it was already too late for me to return any calls. And, as you can see, so far today I’ve been caught up in a dozen other things.”
Dick glanced toward the interior of the restaurant. Standing up, the bank of balloons was still clearly visible through the windows. “I’m surprised Marliss wasn’t invited to the shower,” he mused, as if puzzled by an unintentional oversight. “I’m sure she would have enjoyed it.”
That one took Joanna’s breath away. Surely Dick Voland understood that she and Marliss Shackleford weren’t friends—would never be friends—any more than he would be buddies with Butch Dixon.
“It was a small shower,” Joanna said defensively. “Family, mostly. But, Dick, thanks for the heads-up on this other thing, about Reba, I mean.”