Read Devil Sent the Rain Online
Authors: Tom Piazza
“I can come down here anytime I
want
to,” he says.
“Yeah,” I say, “but when's the last time you did?”
“I'd say it's been about six months,” he says. “But they'll know me well enough. They'll know me. Just walk in there with me. Your name's what?”
We're being funneled into Opryland, with giant tour buses looming outside the windows like ocean liners over a rowboat. “Boy, ain't that got it?” he says. Out the front windshield, spread all out before us, is a huge jungle of tiny white Christmas lights among the trees of Opryland. “Ain't this Opryland? Huh?”
After a few wrong turns we find a service road that takes us alongside Opryland to a place where the chain-link fence opens and a guard, bundled up and holding a clipboard, stands in the middle of the street under bright lights.
“Pull over here,” Jimmy says. “Lower your window. Roll your
glass
down, now. Roll your glass on down. You need to talk to this guy right here.
Hold
it . . .”
We pull up to the guy and I say hi and he says, “Hi, y'all,” and bends down to look in my window, at which point Jimmy yells out “
HEY
” in a happy greeting, and the guy says, “Hey, Mr. Martin!” cheerfully, and Jimmy, looking across me out my window, hollers back, “
Mister
Martin
?
Mister
? Just say
Jimmy
. . . I'm goin' rabbit huntin' tomorrow . . .”
A woman comes over, another guard, also bundled up and carrying a clipboard; she approaches, hollers, “Hi, Jimmy. You got you a driver now?” and Jimmy says, “Who is
this
?
Candy
?” “Yes,” she answers, coquettishly, and Martin says, “Candy . . . I
love
you,” “I love you too,” she answers. Jimmy says, “Can we just pull in over here some place?” and the guy says, “Just pull in the dock, over on the other side of the van,” and Candy says, “Over on the other side of that van, there by the canopy in that second dock,” and Jimmy says, “Just where I can get out of everybody's way,” and they both smile and say, sure, go ahead, and as we start pulling away, Martin hollers, “
LOVE
you . . .
MERRY CHRISTMAS
. . .” As we pull away I breathe deeply in relief; they knew him, they were happy to see him, he was on good terms with them, and I begin to think that the evening might smooth out after all. A tall, rangy-looking guy in denim with a cowboy hat and carrying a guitar case is walking in front of the limo, toward the entrance in front of us, and I slow down a little. “I don't want to run over this guy with the guitar, here,” I say.
“
Fuck
'im,” Martin says.
I get the limo situated right next to a loading bay; before we get out Martin finds the bottle of Knob Creek, which he has been looking for, and we both take swigs, then get out and head for the stage door.
Swarms of people mill around inside the brightly lit reception area, under the gaze of a security officer and a tough-looking middle-aged lady at the security desk; people are greeting each other, coming and going, musicians walking in with instrument cases, and the first impression is of a high school on the night of a big basketball game. The lady at the desk knows Jimmy and waves us in, and before ten seconds have gone by, he is saying, “Hey! Willie!” to a short guy with short, salt-and-pepper hair and a well-trimmed moustache. His name is Willie Ackerman, a drummer who played on a number of Jimmy's recordings in the 1960s. “I put the bass drum in bluegrass music,” he says. “Good to meet you,” I say. We mill along together for a few moments in the crowd and he and Martin exchange some small talk.
I am at the Grand Ole Opry, backstage. It feels, indeed, like a big night at the high school, down to the putty-colored metal lockers that line the hall, the dressing rooms off the hall, with people crowding in and spilling out into the general streamâlaughter, snatches of jokes and gossip overheard as you pass alongâthe halls even have the same dimensions of a high school hall, crowded with people, men and women, men with very dyed-looking hair and rhinestone-studded suits and guitars around their shoulders; at one point I recognize Charlie Louvin, of the Louvin Brothers. I follow Jimmy, who is alternately oblivious and glad-handing people as if he's running for senator. He attracts a fair amount of attention, even here, where flamboyance is part of the recipe.
Eventually we come to the dark, cave-like stage entrance, with heavy curtains going way up into the dark rigging above. The curtains at the front of the stage are closed, and I can hear the audience filing in out front. People in this area come and go with a more focused sense of purpose than out in the noisy halls; by the entrance to the area stand a guitarist and another young man and woman, harmonizing a bit. We walk into the bright, comfortable green room, just to the left of the stage entrance, and someone, a big man with stooped shoulders, comes over to Jimmy.
“Jimmy, how you doin' there?” he says, putting his arm around Martin and shaking his hand. “How's the old Hall of Fame member?”
“Well,” Jimmy says, “I'm a Hall of Fame member, and the big booker ain't booked me
shit
.”
Glancing at me a little embarrassedly, the other guy says, “Well, you never know; tomorrow's a brand-new day.” We stand for a minute listening to the little group singing their song. “They're singing some bluegrass right over there,” the man says. Martin grunts. This must be difficult for him being here, I think, like crashing a party. He seems to go in and out of his drunkenness; sometimes he's lucid, other times he has trouble putting a sentence together.
Now another man comes up and asks him, “Are you on the Opry tonight?”
Martin says, “No. They won't let me on it.”
“Well, when are you going to get the hell on it?”
“Hey, Charlie,” Martin says, grinning, “I can get out there and sing it and put it over!”
“I know it. I've seen you do it. Get out there and sing one.”
Martin seems pleased by the encounter. He gets the two guys seated; he's going to tell them a joke. Two women are walking around a shopping mall, carrying heavy baskets full of all the stuff they bought. They get tired at one point and they sit down. After they've been sitting fifteen, twenty minutes, one of them says, “I tell you, I got to get up here; my rear end done plumb went to sleep on me.” The other one says, “I thought it did; I thought I heard it
snore
three or four times.”
Great laughter at the joke. “Now you beat
that
, goddamn it,” Martin says, triumphantly. We walk away, toward the stage area.
This is going okay, I think. He's seen some old friends, his ego's getting stroked, people seem to like having him around. Who knows? I think. Maybe they will invite him to join after all.
We approach the small group that had been singing, and Jimmy stops. He says, “You're going to play on the Grand Ole Opry?”
“Yes, sir,” the young man with the guitar says. He puts his hand out and says, “How are you doing, Mr. Martin?”
“What are you going to sing on it?” Jimmy asks.
“I'm playing with Ricky Skaggs,” he says.
“Yeah?” Jimmy says.
“Yeah,” the young man says. “Gonna play a little bluegrass tonight.”
“A little bluegrass,” Jimmy says.
“Yeah.”
“Well,” Jimmy begins, “he's about the
sorriest
fuckin' bluegrass you could ever hope to be on
with
, I'll tell you.”
All three look at him, still smiling, but a little stunned; the woman says, “Ohhhh,” as if he must be trying to make a good-humored joke that he has just taken a little too far, and the young man with the guitar, smiling more broadly, says, “Well, bless your heart . . .”
“Well,” Martin says, even louder now, “I'm just telling you, he's about the sorriest bluegrass, and
tell him I said it
.”
“I'll do it,” the young man says, smiling even more broadly, as Martin lumbers off.
I start off after Martin, who abruptly stops, turns around, and adds, “
Hey
, bring him over here and let
me
tell him that.”
“He's back there,” the young man yells after us.
Now we're making our way along through the dark backstage area, and I'm thinking maybe I should just lead Martin out of here before something really bad happens. He's heading for another well-lit area, where some instrumentsâfiddles, banjosâare tuning up, sawing away, warming up. “Didn't I tell him?” Jimmy says to me, proudly. “Let's see if we can see anybody back here.”
Now we enter a brightly lit, garage-like area, with musicians milling around, and a number of older men who look like a certain type you still see behind the scenes at prizefightsâslit-eyed, white-shoed, pencil moustaches, sitting in chairs, watching everything. “Hello, Jimmy,” someone says, a middle-aged man walking toward us, with a banjo, wearing a plaid sports shirt. “Good to see you, man,” the man says, with genuine warmth. They shake hands. They make some small talk, mostly Jimmy talking about his hunting plans. The banjoist seems to know all about the hunting and the dogs. Then Jimmy tells him the joke about the two women. The banjoist laughs and laughs. “I don't want you to
steal
this on me, now,” Jimmy says. Everything seems to be cool again.
Then Jimmy says, “Let's me, you, and Brewster do a tune.” The banjoist calls the guitarist and singer Paul Brewster over. Across the room I see a big guy walk by, with a kind of combination crew cut and bouffant hairstyle, carrying a mandolin; it's Ricky Skaggs.
From my left side I suddenly hear Martin's voice, loud, hollering, “Is that the
BIGGEST ASSHOLE
in Nashville?”
Immediately the banjoist launches into a loud, unaccompanied solo, Earl Scruggsâstyle, an old Bill MonroeâLester Flatt tune from the late 1940s called “Will You Be Loving Another Man?” and it is beautiful, ringing, pure and uncut, and, his attention distracted like a bull's by a red cape, Martin begins singing the refrain, the banjoist and the guitarist joining in with the harmony, then Martin sings the first verse over just the banjo, his voice piercing and brilliant, then the refrain again, with the harmony, and the banjo comes in for a solo, so spangling and stinging and precise, the melody appearing out of a shower of rhythmic sequins and winking lights and now Martin comes in for another chorus, with the banjo underneath him telegraphing a constant commentary, goading and dancing around Martin's melody, and it's as if they have all levitated about six inches off the floor, pure exhilaration, and by far the best music I have heard during my time in Nashville.
When it's over there is that lag of a few seconds that it always takes for reality to be sucked back into the vacuum where great music has been, and as reality returns, along with it strides Ricky Skaggs.
“Hey, Jimmy,” he says, pleasantly, walking over to our little group, strumming his mandolin, perhaps a little bit nervously. “How you doin'?”
“Okay,” Martin says, making it sound, somehow, like a challenge. “How
you
doin'?”
“Okay.” Strum, strum.
“Think you can still sing tenor to me?” Oh no, I think.
Skaggs laughs, strums a little more. “I don't know. If you don't get it too high for me.”
“Ricky, it's left up to you,” Martin says. “It's not left up to me. If you want to make a ass out of yourself and don't want to sing tenor with me, don't do it.
He
can sing tenor with me . . .” He indicates Paul Brewster, who had been taking the high part in the song they had just sung.
“He sure can,” Skaggs says, strumming, already regretting that he has come over. “He sings a good tenor to me.”
“But
you
can't sing tenor to me,” Martin persists. “You did with Ralph Stanley, didn't you?”
“I was sixteen then,” Skaggs answers.
“He lost his balls, huh?” Martin says, to the few of us gathered around. “He lost his balls; he can't sing tenor with Jimmy no more.”
Strum, strum.
“I can sing lead with any sumbitch who's ever sung . . .” Martin says.
“You sure can,” Skaggs says.
“Huh?”
“You sure can,” Skaggs says, no longer looking at Martin.
Not to be placated, Martin goes on, “You let me down.”
“I couldn't sing it that high, Jimmy.”
“You didn't
hurt
me,” Martin says, “about making money. I made it.”
“That's right, you sure did,” Skaggs says. Then, wearing a Mona Lisa smile and nodding politely, he says, “Good to see you guys,” and steps away.
Skaggs and his band rehearse a few numbers now, and Martin stands watching them, and they sound good, especially the banjoist and the lead guitar player, who is astounding. Jimmy stands listening, more or less unimpressed. At one point a short man in a white cowboy hat and blue cowboy suit comes over and it turns out to be Little Jimmy Dickens, one of the legends of the Opry, and the two of them stand there with an arm around each other's shoulders, watching Skaggs's band rehearse, and I'm glad Jimmy's found a port in the storm.
Now I kind of pull back and listen; I just want to enjoy being here a little bit. If Martin can survive being that much of a pain in the ass to someone, then he can probably weather just about anything. A while goes by, and then quicker movements begin to thread through the crowd, among the laughter and the picking, and someone calls out, “Five minutes till segment,” and it's getting time for the Opry to start.
We move to the backstage area, the wings; the backup musicians are taking their places, and the backup singers are gathering around the mikes, the curtain is still closed, and the band hits a fast breakdown song, and before I know it the audience is visible, and cheering, and Porter Wagoner is leading things off, a gleaming white silhouette in front of the yawning cavern of the audience, a glowing nimbus around him and his bejeweled suit.