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Acknowledgements

The author would like to thank Debra Oswald; Dan and Joe Glover; Tony Scullion and Peter Harrison from the
Sydney Morning Herald
; Nellie Flannery and Annabelle Sheehan from RGM; Sascha Rundle, Rory Macdonald and Laura Bailey from the ABC; and, from HarperCollins, Linda Funnell, Shona Martyn and Mary Rennie.

About the Author

Richard Glover is the author of nine books, including the bestsellers
In Bed with Jocasta
and
The Dag’s Dictionary.
He writes a weekly column for the
Sydney Morning Herald
and presents the Drive show on ABC Radio in Sydney.

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Also by Richard Glover

Grin and Bear It

The P-Plate Parent
(with Angela Webber)

Laughing Stock

The Joy of Blokes
(with Angela Webber)

Maps, Dreams, History:
Race and Representation in Australia
(with Noel Pearson, Patty O’Brien and Lucy O’Connor)

In Bed with Jocasta

The Dag’s Dictionary

For children

The Dirt Experiment

IN BED WITH JOCASTA

‘I first met Jocasta when I was twenty-one. I was pimply and unattractive and she did things in bed that no other woman was willing to do. For instance: staying
in
the bed when I hopped into it.’

For better for worse, in sickness and in health, in car park and shopping mall, this may be the world’s weirdest love-story.

‘I have spent many years trying to convince the newspaper-reading public of Jocasta’s unfair ways and fierce nature. Alas, she grows more popular with her every outrage. Women, I’m told, have taken to quoting her behaviour, with some suggesting she is some sort of
go-girl
role model. Hopefully, with the length afforded by a book, I can finally white-ant this emerging fan base, and fully catalogue her crimes.’

‘This ain’t Proust.’

—Matt Condon,
Sun-Herald

‘Glover is better than Proust. OK, maybe not better, but how often do you find yourself in a cold bath at midnight still chuckling over Proust?’

—Debra Adelaide,
Sydney Morning Herald

Copyright

HarperCollins
Publishers

First published in Australia in 2005

This edition published in 2010

by HarperCollins
Publishers
Australia Pty Limited

ABN 36 009 913 517

www.harpercollins.com.au

Copyright © Richard Glover 2005

The right of Richad Glover to be identified as the author of this work has been asserted by him under the
Copyright Amendment (Moral Rights) Act 2000.

This work is copyright. Apart from any use as permitted under the
Copyright Act 1968
, no part may be reproduced, copied, scanned, stored in a retrieval system, recorded, or transmitted, in any form or by any means, without the prior written permission of the publisher.

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National Library of Australia Cataloguing-in-Publication data:

Glover, Richard.

Desperate Husbands.

ISBN 0 7322 8250 0. (pbk.)

ISBN 978 0 7304 0134 6 (epub)

1. Glover, Richard – Family – Humor. 2. Family – Humor.

3. Husbands – Humor. I. Title.

306.850207

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