Authors: Michael Craft
Larry took the clipping from Grant and skimmed through it. “I'm no legal genius, but the intentions of the deceased do seem perfectly clear.” He set the printed interview aside.
Our tea arrived just then, and we raised our glasses in a toast to the Desert Museum of Southwestern Arts. Grant added, “And to Stewart Chaffee's memory, of course.”
“Of course.” We clinked glasses and sipped. Guava, perhaps.
Pausing in thought, Grant then told Larry, “The odd thing is, from the museum's standpoint, there's very little to celebrate.”
“Why not? It's a windfall.”
“That word keeps popping up.” Grant went on to explain the double irony: Chaffee's art collection was largely inappropriate to DMSA's artistic mission, and the museum was no longer in financial need, thanks to Glenn Yeats's generosity in bringing it under the stewardship of Desert Arts College. “What's more,” Grant noted, “we won't be able to
sell
the collection, so we'll be faced with the troubleâand expenseâof storing it.”
Menus were presented, which we perused briefly before ordering light lunchesâtwenty-dollar hotel salads. Grant reminded us, “This one's on me.” He removed the newspaper clipping from the table and returned it to his briefcase on the floor.
When our waiter had left, I leaned into the table, asking Larry, “Well? Anything to report?”
Grant roared with laughter, drawing glances from several nearby tables.
Larry asked me, “Do I detect an inordinate note of interest in this investigation? Don't tell me you've developed an appetite for police workâagain.”
Grant cracked, “I thought you'd come to appreciate Claire's âtheatrical perspective' on crime solving.”
“Actually,” said Larry, sitting back, “I have. I admit, when Claire got involved in the case of the sculptor's wife, I was skeptical. But I found that her years in the theater have indeed imbued her with a keen understanding of plotting, motivation, and character. Plus, I've rarely known anyone with a sharper memory for detail.”
I suggested, “That's because you've never memorized a three-hour Shakespearean script.” With a sharp nod, I added, “Verbatim.”
“No, I've never done that, and I doubt that I could. Plus, I don't have Claire's firsthand knowledge of the interaction, prior to yesterday, between Stewart Chaffee, the victim; Bonnie Bahr, the nurse; and Pea Fertig, the houseman. I'm man enough to admit itâI could use Claire's help.”
I showed Grant the tip of my tongue, then turned to his brother. “I'll be happy to help any way I can.”
Grant reminded me, “You've got a
show
to put on.”
“Yes,” I conceded, “that's my top priority. But we're into production week now, and the show has its own momentum. What's more, my theatrical duties are at night.” Glancing at my watch, I grinned. “It's barely past noon.”
“Oh, Lord.” Grant sat back, crowing. “Milady's a sidekick again.”
Shushing him, I turned to Larry and repeated my original question. “Well? Anything to report?”
The detective pulled a notebook from his pocket and opened it on the table. “Here's where we are. First, as established yesterday at the crime scene, the lack of fingerprints on the refrigerator handle points convincingly to foul play.”
“Meaning,” I clarified, “murder.”
“Yes. Further, when the refrigerator fell on Chaffee, crushing him, the door was splayed wide open.”
“Right,” I recalled. “That's why there was such a mess.”
“Yes, but think about it. The logistics are inconsistent with how the refrigerator would have fallen if Chaffee
himself
had accidentally toppled it while trying to pull the door open. If the door had already opened wide enough to clear him, he would have stopped pulling. No, someone
else
opened the door, then easily overturned the refrigerator by using the leverage provided by the door. The culprit stayed only long enough to remove the fingerprints, then left Chaffee to die a horrible, painful death.”
“Poor Stewart,” said Grant, ditching his glib manner. “I wasn't aware of the details. What a vile way to kill a helpless old man.”
Larry said, “The coroner has not ruled out the possibility that the âaccident' was staged to mask some other murder method, such as drug overdose or poisoning. Toxicology tests have been ordered, but those results can take days, even weeks, depending on the caseload.”
Grant suggested, “If it turns out that Stewart did have a drug overdose, that would point to the nurse, wouldn't it?”
“On the surface,” I thought aloud. “But anyone with access to Stewart and his prescriptions might have given him an overdose to make it
appear
that Bonnie had done it.”
“Someone like Pea?”
I shrugged. “They seem to despise each other.” Turning to Larry, I said, “So toxicology is a big âif.' Meanwhile, what has the coroner definitely established?”
Larry tapped his notebook. “Time of death. The autopsy itself is complete, and the coroner has fixed the time of Chaffee's death sometime between ten-thirty and eleven-thirty on Monday morning. I'd prefer a tighter window, of course, but the time can't be fixed more precisely because it's impossible to calculate the effect of the refrigerator upon the victim's loss of body temperature.”
“Still,” I noted, “that narrows it down to an hour. What about the security tape of cars entering the gate? That should tell you plenty.”
“It does.”
“Huh?” asked Grant, going pale.
Had he choked on a guava seed? Concerned, I asked, “Is something wrong?”
“Security tape?”
Larry explained to his brother, “The gate at Chaffee's estate is equipped with a security system that shoots time-stamped photos of the rear bumper of every vehicle entering the grounds. There was a fair amount of traffic there yesterday morning. We had no trouble tracing all the plates.”
Grant weighed this news before saying, awkwardly, “Then I guess I understand why you were so quick to meet us for lunch. You said there was something important you needed to discuss.”
If there was caffeine in my tea, it hadn't kicked in yet. Dense me. I asked, “What are you talking about?”
Grant slumped forward, bracing himself on his elbows. “I drove out to the estate yesterday morning.” With a sigh, he added, “It was sometime after eleven. Yes, I was there.”
I saved Larry the trouble of asking, “What for?”
Grant told both of us, “I was driving through the vicinity on an errand, and I wanted to make sure that Stewart had gotten the desk key, as promised. That's all there was to it. When I pulled up to the gate and used the intercom, no one answered, so I punched in the code, which Stewart himself had given me. I went to the front door, rang the bell several times, but no one answered. So I left.”
Larry asked, “You were never inside the house?”
“No, not yesterday. Since no one seemed to be home, I left within a minute or two after I arrived.” Grant's face brightened with a thought. “I'm sure the tapes will verify that.”
“I'm sure they would,” said the detective with a soft laugh, “but unfortunately, the system isn't set up to record exiting vehicles.”
“Peachy.” Grant grimaced. “As far as anyone knows, I was there for
hours,
engaged in all manner of devilry.”
“Don't be silly.” I patted his arm. “I arrived shortly after one o'clock with Tanner and Thad. You weren't there
then,
so you couldn't have been there for more than, say, an hour and a half.”
“Thanks a heap.”
Larry prompted his brother, “I assume you had lunch somewhere yesterday.”
Grant sniffed haughtily. “Have you
ever
seen me brown-bag it? I always dine out, and I generally have witnesses. In fact, I was right here yesterday, with a client, at this very table.”
Larry took notes. “What time?”
Grant fudged, “Noonish.”
I slid an accusing eye in his direction. “Which left you a whole hour for mischief.” I thought I'd better add, “Just kidding. Why would anyone suspect
you,
even remotely, of harboring motives to harm Stewart? You two were old friends.”
Larry suggested, “What about the windfall for the museum?” Though I assumed he wasn't serious, I couldn't be sure.
“Larry,”
said Grant, “I've already told youâthat âwindfall' is of very little use to DMSA, and it presents the museum with an enormous storage problem.”
“Relax,” said the cop. “I don't suspect you any more than Claire does, but you
were
there yesterday, so I need to get you crossed off my list.”
“Good. How do we accomplish that?”
“For starters”âLarry hesitatedâ“you could volunteer a set of your fingerprints.”
Grant gasped. “You can't be serious.”
“Sorry, I am.”
“Then you won't need all ten, just the right index finger.” Grant displayed the digit. “The only thing I touched was the doorbell.”
Larry explained, “It's a process of elimination. It we can match prints found at the property with people known to be there, people whose presence we can explain, we then stand a chance of identifying any unaccountable set of prints.”
“Mystery printsâ¦,” I called them.
“Killer's prints,” said Larry.
“Very
well,
” said Grant, sounding put-upon. “If you want my prints, you can certainly have them. What do I have to doâgo down to the cop shop in shackles?”
Larry allowed a laugh. “Of course not. When we leave here, I can take care of it at my car. It won't take half a minute.”
“Oh.” Grant lost his attitude. “Fine. No problem.”
I asked Larry, “Yesterday at the crime scene, you instructed a deputy to check the exterior doors for prints. I take it you found some.”
“Sure. Doorknobs are fingerprint
magnets,
so there were plenty. But because the refrigerator door handle had been wiped clean, I thought the killer might have cleaned the doorknobs as well.”
“And?”
The detective grinned. “Someone got sloppyâor rushed. They polished the inside knob of the front door before leaving, but neglected to clean the outside knob.”
I suggested, “Maybe they pulled the door closed by handling its edge with a cloth.”
“Entirely possible. But I doubt if they
entered
the house that way.”
“Aha.”
Grant leaned across the table, eyeing his brother's notebook.
“Yes?” asked Larry.
“I believe you mentioned something about crossing me off your list.”
With a comical flourish of his pen, Larry did so.
Visibly relieved, Grant took a long swallow of his iced tea. Relieved
for
him, I did likewise. Still, I couldn't shake the uneasy feeling that Grant's reason for visiting the estateâchecking on the keyâhad been lame. His young partner, Kane, had taken responsibility for returning the key. Why would Grant have given a second thought to so simple a mission? Watching Larry scribble notes, I wondered if he had questioned this as well.
Grant set down his glass. “You mentioned tracing the plates of quite a few cars that visited the estate yesterday. Might I ask who else was there?”
I seconded, “Good question.”
“Sure,” said Larry, “let's run through the list. Feel free to share your thoughts about any of this. The first car entering through the gate yesterday morning was a Mercedes-Benz belonging to Merrit Lloyd, the victim's banker. It was early, about a quarter to eight.”
I recalled, “When I first met Merrit at the estate on Saturday, he mentioned that he would return with some paperwork early Monday, on his way into the office, I presume. I got the impression his services extended well beyond the normal bounds of banking. He said, âMany days, I'm here more than once.'”
“That checks out.” Larry tapped his pen on the pad. “Merrit showed up twice that morning.”
Grant sighed. “Ah, the privileged lifestyle of the wealthy few.”
I asked Larry, “Who arrived next?”
“Kane Richter. The tape shows that he drove past the gate at eight-fifteen, exactly as he told me last night. He returned the key to Stewart and left immediately.”
Grant added, “Kane said he didn't see anyone else around, so Merrit Lloyd must have left by then, within a half hour after he arrived. He probably just needed a few signatures.”
“I'll check it out,” said Larry, “but sure, that would make sense.”
I prodded, “Next?”
“The nurse, Bonnie Bahr, entered the grounds at nine on the nose.”
“Delivering the pink fluff,” I surmised.
“Yeah, that's what she told me when I reached her by phone last night. She sounded pretty distraught about Chaffee's death, so I didn't press for details. I've arranged to meet her after lunch.”
“Not that I actively suspect Bonnie,” I said, “but that meeting should be informative. She was probably as close to Stewart as anyone was during his latter days, with total access to the house and complete knowledge of his various medical conditions. If she's willing to open up, she could tell us plenty.”
“Us?” asked Larry.
“Well, I meant âus' in the general sense of the investigation.” I sipped my tea.
Larry tapped his notes again. “Now we come to the houseman, Pea Fertig. This one is an intriguing character, if you'll pardon the understatement.”
Grant said, “He's been with Stewart forever. Frankly, I've never known what to make of Pea.” Grant paused before acknowledging, “He
is
odd.”
Larry continued, “He drove through the gate around nine-thirty.”