Delphi Complete Works of Robert Burns (Illustrated) (Delphi Poets Series) (20 page)

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84.

 

Address to the Deil

 

“O Prince! O chief of many throned Pow’rs
That led th’ embattl’d Seraphim to war— “
MILTON.

 

O THOU! whatever title suit thee —
Auld Hornie, Satan, Nick, or Clootie,
Wha in yon cavern grim an’ sootie,
                 
Clos’d under hatches,
Spairges about the brunstane cootie,
  
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To scaud poor wretches!

 

Hear me, auld Hangie, for a wee,
An’ let poor damned bodies be;
I’m sure sma’ pleasure it can gie,
                 
Ev’n to a deil,
  
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To skelp an’ scaud poor dogs like me,
                 
An’ hear us squeel!

 

Great is thy pow’r an’ great thy fame;
Far ken’d an’ noted is thy name;
An’ tho’ yon lowin’ heuch’s thy hame,
  
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Thou travels far;
An’ faith! thou’s neither lag nor lame,
                 
Nor blate, nor scaur.

 

Whiles, ranging like a roarin lion,
For prey, a’ holes and corners tryin;
  
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Whiles, on the strong-wind’d tempest flyin,
                 
Tirlin the kirks;
Whiles, in the human bosom pryin,
                 
Unseen thou lurks.

 

I’ve heard my rev’rend graunie say,
  
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In lanely glens ye like to stray;
Or where auld ruin’d castles grey
                 
Nod to the moon,
Ye fright the nightly wand’rer’s way,
        
         
Wi’ eldritch croon.
  
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When twilight did my graunie summon,
To say her pray’rs, douse, honest woman!
Aft’yont the dyke she’s heard you bummin,
                 
Wi’ eerie drone;
Or, rustlin, thro’ the boortrees comin,
  
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Wi’ heavy groan.

 

Ae dreary, windy, winter night,
The stars shot down wi’ sklentin light,
Wi’ you, mysel’ I gat a fright,
                 
Ayont the lough;
  
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Ye, like a rash-buss, stood in sight,
                 
Wi’ wavin’ sough.

 

The cudgel in my nieve did shake,
Each brist’ld hair stood like a stake,
When wi’ an eldritch, stoor “quaick, quaick,”
  
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Amang the springs,
Awa ye squatter’d like a drake,
                 
On whistlin’ wings.

 

Let warlocks grim, an’ wither’d hags,
Tell how wi’ you, on ragweed nags,
  
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They skim the muirs an’ dizzy crags,
                 
Wi’ wicked speed;
And in kirk-yards renew their leagues,
                 
Owre howkit dead.

 

Thence countra wives, wi’ toil and pain,
  
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May plunge an’ plunge the kirn in vain;
For oh! the yellow treasure’s ta’en
                 
By witchin’ skill;
An’ dawtit, twal-pint hawkie’s gane
                 
As yell’s the bill.
  
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Thence mystic knots mak great abuse
On young guidmen, fond, keen an’ crouse,
When the best wark-lume i’ the house,
                 
By cantrip wit,
Is instant made no worth a louse,
  
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Just at the bit.

 

When thowes dissolve the snawy hoord,
An’ float the jinglin’ icy boord,
Then water-kelpies haunt the foord,
                 
By your direction,
  
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And ‘nighted trav’llers are allur’d
                 
To their destruction.

 

And aft your moss-traversin Spunkies
Decoy the wight that late an’ drunk is:
The bleezin, curst, mischievous monkies
  
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Delude his eyes,
Till in some miry slough he sunk is,
                 
Ne’er mair to rise.

 

When masons’ mystic word an’ grip
In storms an’ tempests raise you up,
  
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Some cock or cat your rage maun stop,
        
         
Or, strange to tell!
The youngest brither ye wad whip
                 
Aff straught to hell.

 

Lang syne in Eden’s bonie yard,
  
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When youthfu’ lovers first were pair’d,
An’ all the soul of love they shar’d,
                 
The raptur’d hour,
Sweet on the fragrant flow’ry swaird,
                 
In shady bower;
  
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Then you, ye auld, snick-drawing dog!
Ye cam to Paradise incog,
An’ play’d on man a cursèd brogue,
                 
(Black be your fa’!)
An’ gied the infant warld a shog,
  
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‘Maist rui’d a’.

 

D’ye mind that day when in a bizz
Wi’ reekit duds, an’ reestit gizz,
Ye did present your smoutie phiz
                 
‘Mang better folk,
  
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An’ sklented on the man of Uzz
                 
Your spitefu’ joke?

 

An’ how ye gat him i’ your thrall,
An’ brak him out o’ house an hal’,
While scabs and botches did him gall,
  
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Wi’ bitter claw;
An’ lows’d his ill-tongu’d wicked scaul’,
                 
Was warst ava?

 

But a’ your doings to rehearse,
Your wily snares an’ fechtin fierce,
  
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Sin’ that day Michael
 
did you pierce,
                 
Down to this time,
Wad ding a Lallan tounge, or Erse,
                 
In prose or rhyme.

 

An’ now, auld Cloots, I ken ye’re thinkin,
  
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A certain bardie’s rantin, drinkin,
Some luckless hour will send him linkin
                 
To your black pit;
But faith! he’ll turn a corner jinkin,
                 
An’ cheat you yet.
  
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But fare-you-weel, auld Nickie-ben!
O wad ye tak a thought an’ men’!
Ye aiblins might-I dinna ken —
                 
Stil hae a stake
I’m wae to think up’ yon den,
  
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Ev’n for your sake!

 

 

 

Chronological List of Poems

 

Alphabetical List of Poems

 

85.

 

Scotch Drink

 

Gie him strong drink until he wink,
 
That’s sinking in despair;
An’ liquor guid to fire his bluid,
 
That’s prest wi’ grief and care:
There let him bouse, an’ deep carouse,
 
Wi’ bumpers flowing o’er,
Till he forgets his loves or debts,
 
An’ minds his griefs no more.
SOLOMON’S PROVERBS, xxxi. 6, 7.

 

LET other poets raise a fracas
“Bout vines, an’ wines, an’ drucken Bacchus,
An’ crabbit names an’stories wrack us,
                 
An’ grate our lug:
I sing the juice Scotch bear can mak us,
 
 
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In glass or jug.

 

O thou, my muse! guid auld Scotch drink!
Whether thro’ wimplin worms thou jink,
Or, richly brown, ream owre the brink,
                 
In glorious faem,
  
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Inspire me, till I lisp an’ wink,
                 
To sing thy name!

 

Let husky wheat the haughs adorn,
An’ aits set up their awnie horn,
An’ pease and beans, at e’en or morn,
  
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Perfume the plain:
Leeze me on thee, John Barleycorn,
                 
Thou king o’ grain!

 

On thee aft Scotland chows her cood,
In souple scones, the wale o’food!
  
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Or tumblin in the boiling flood
                 
Wi’ kail an’ beef;
But when thou pours thy strong heart’s blood,
                 
There thou shines chief.

 

Food fills the wame, an’ keeps us leevin;
  
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Tho’ life’s a gift no worth receivin,
When heavy-dragg’d wi’ pine an’ grievin;
                 
But, oil’d by thee,
The wheels o’ life gae down-hill, scrievin,
                 
Wi’ rattlin glee.
  
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Thou clears the head o’doited Lear;
Thou cheers ahe heart o’ drooping Care;
Thou strings the nerves o’ Labour sair,
                 
At’s weary toil;
Though even brightens dark Despair
  
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Wi’ gloomy smile.

 

Aft, clad in massy siller weed,
Wi’ gentles thou erects thy head;
Yet, humbly kind in time o’ need,
                 
The poor man’s wine;
  
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His weep drap parritch, or his bread,
                 
Thou kitchens fine.

 

Thou art the life o’ public haunts;
But thee, what were our fairs and rants?
Ev’n godly meetings o’ the saunts,
  
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By thee inspired,
When gaping they besiege the tents,
                 
Are doubly fir’d.

 

That merry night we get the corn in,
O sweetly, then, thou reams the horn in!
  
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Or reekin on a New-year mornin
                 
In cog or bicker,
An’ just a wee drap sp’ritual burn in,
                 
An’ gusty sucker!

 

When Vulcan gies his bellows breath,
  
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An’ ploughmen gather wi’ their graith,
O rare! to see thee fizz an freath
          
       
I’ th’ luggit caup!
Then Burnewin comes on like death
                 
At every chap.
  
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Nae mercy then, for airn or steel;
The brawnie, banie, ploughman chiel,
Brings hard owrehip, wi’ sturdy wheel,
                 
The strong forehammer,
Till block an’ studdie ring an reel,
  
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Wi’ dinsome clamour.

 

When skirling weanies see the light,
Though maks the gossips clatter bright,
How fumblin’ cuiffs their dearies slight;
                 
Wae worth the name!
  
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Nae howdie gets a social night,
                 
Or plack frae them.

 

When neibors anger at a plea,
An’ just as wud as wud can be,
How easy can the barley brie
  
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Cement the quarrel!
It’s aye the cheapest lawyer’s fee,
                 
To taste the barrel.

 

Alake! that e’er my muse has reason,
To wyte her countrymen wi’ treason!
  
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But mony daily weet their weason
                 
Wi’ liquors nice,
An’ hardly, in a winter season,
                 
E’er Spier her price.

 

Wae worth that brandy, burnin trash!
  
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Fell source o’ mony a pain an’ brash!
Twins mony a poor, doylt, drucken hash,
                 
O’ half his days;
An’ sends, beside, auld Scotland’s cash
                 
To her warst faes.
  
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Ye Scots, wha wish auld Scotland well!
Ye chief, to you my tale I tell,
Poor, plackless devils like mysel’!
                 
It sets you ill,
Wi’ bitter, dearthfu’ wines to mell,
  
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Or foreign gill.

 

May gravels round his blather wrench,
An’ gouts torment him, inch by inch,
What twists his gruntle wi’ a glunch
                 
O’ sour disdain,
  
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Out owre a glass o’ whisky-punch
                 
Wi’ honest men!

 

O Whisky! soul o’ plays and pranks!
Accept a bardie’s gratfu’ thanks!
When wanting thee, what tuneless cranks
 
 
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Are my poor verses!
Thou comes — they rattle in their ranks,
                 
At ither’s a — s!

 

Thee, Ferintosh! O sadly lost!
Scotland lament frae coast to coast!
  
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Now colic grips, an’ barkin hoast
                 
May kill us a’;
For loyal Forbes’ charter’d boast
                 
Is ta’en awa?

 

Thae curst horse-leeches o’ the’ Excise,
  
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Wha mak the whisky stells their prize!
Haud up thy han’, Deil! ance, twice, thrice!
                 
There, seize the blinkers!
An’ bake them up in brunstane pies
                 
For poor d — n’d drinkers.
  
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Fortune! if thou’ll but gie me still
Hale breeks, a scone, an’ whisky gill,
An’ rowth o’ rhyme to rave at will,
                 
Tak a’ the rest,
An’ deal’t about as thy blind skill
  
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Directs thee best.

 

Chronological List of Poems

 

Alphabetical List of Poems

 

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