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Authors: Cleo Coyle

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I lowered my voice. “I won’t call the police,” I told him. “But I want you to tell me every detail of what happened out there.”
“Sure, love, but there’s not much to tell . . .” He shrugged. “I was coming down the side street, on the way to your front door on Hudson, when someone approached me from behind. I remembered a sharp poke in my back, like the end of a gun shoving into my ribs. Then
bam
. . .”
Ric fell silent and rubbed the back of his head. There had to be more to this story, but he’d stopped talking. I glanced at Matt.
C’mon, help me out here.
I waited for my usually glib ex to ask some questions of his own, argue with his friend about his reluctance to call the police. In the face of my pointed stare, Matt said not a word.
With a frustrated exhale, I turned back to Ric. “What do you mean
bam
?” I pressed. “Didn’t your attacker speak? Ask for anything?”
Ric shook his head. “There was only this mechanical-like voice—”
“Mechanical?” Tucker repeated. He and I exchanged confused glances. “What do you mean?”
“You know, uh”—Ric’s hand waved, some Spanish phrases followed, and then—“the kind you hear on answering machines?”
“Answering machines? You mean . . . a computerized voice like this?” Tucker asked, giving an impression that landed somewhere between Stephen Hawking and the automated teller who answers my bank’s phone.
Ric nodded. “That’s it, but it wasn’t coming from a person the way you just did it. This voice sounded tinny, like it was being played on a recorder.”
Tucker’s nose wrinkled up on his angular face. He glanced at me. “That seems odd. A mugger with a prerecorded message?”
“Yeah, that’s odd, all right,” I said. “So, what did this mechanical voice say?”
Ric shrugged. “I have a gun in your back. Put your hands up.”
“Did you?” I asked.
“Yes.”
“Then what happened?” Joy asked. She’d returned by now and was handing Ric a cup of water.
As Ric sipped, he regarded Joy for a moment. “You look familiar . . .” His dark eyebrows came together. “I don’t think we’ve met, have we?”
“That’s our daughter,” Matt replied.
“No! Not little Joy!”
Joy rolled her eyes. “Not little anymore, Uncle Ric.”
“
Madre de dios!
You’re a grown woman. It can’t be that long—”
Matt folded his arms. “Over ten years, bucko.”
“Look at her! She’s just like her mama . . . beautiful.”
“Shut up!” Joy blushed, waved her hand.
I couldn’t decide if Ric’s sweetness was genuine or a dodge. Joy was my daughter, so of course I thought she was beautiful . . . just not me.
“Ric,” I loudly interrupted, “please finish telling us what happened back there. What did that prerecorded, mechanical voice tell you to do?”
The shrug came again, like a child reluctant to talk. “The voice said to step into the alleyway, that’s all.”
“And did you?”
“No,” said Ric. “I stalled a second.”
“Why?” Tucker asked. “Weren’t you afraid of getting shot?”
“I thought perhaps I could sprint away, take my chances that there was either no gun or this person was a terrible shot. And that’s when I heard the police siren, right around the corner on Hudson.”
A few beat cops were regular Blend customers. Officers Langley and Demetrious stopped in almost every day for lattes and
doppio
espressos respectively, and I wondered if it had been their car. I remembered hearing that siren. It had been startling—instantaneous and close, as if the cruiser had just gotten the call from dispatch and hit the switch in front of the Blend.
“It must have spooked my mugger,” Ric continued, “because the next thing I remember I was being hit hard on the head—and with something decidedly harder than my head.”
Tucker tapped his chin. “Sounds like you were pistol-whipped.”
Ric nodded. “I remember nothing after that, just waking up in the alley . . .”
“The mugger must have knocked you out, and then dragged you off the sidewalk.” I turned to face Matt. “He was out cold,” I whispered pointedly. “He could have a concussion.”
Of course, I could have one, too, but I felt fine—no headache, drowsiness, or disorientation. Ric was another matter. He’d been unconscious a long time, and he’d been incoherent upon waking. It seemed to me he should be checked out ASAP.
Thank goodness Matt nodded in agreement. “Ric, I’m parked just down the block. Let me drive you over to St. Vincent’s ER—”
“No, no, no ER! I’d be in there for hours for absolutely no reason. I’m fine. Really.” Ric looked up at our concerned faces. “It’s nice that you all care so much, but I’d really like to forget it happened.” He handed Joy back the cup of water she’d brought him. “Thank you, love. But I’d like to warm up a bit. Perhaps I might trouble you for a hot coffee?”
Matt laughed. “You certainly came to the right place for that. Regular or decaf?”
“Decaf,” Ric replied. “You have my beans, I take it? How did the baristas like the samples?”
Tucker spoke up. “Oh, we liked them. We like them
a latte
.”
Ric smiled. “Good, good, excellent. And what is your name?”
“Tucker Burton.” He gave a little bow, tossing his newly highlighted hair like a Shakespearean troubadour. “At your service.”
“Ah!” Ric was obviously pleased by his enthusiasm. “I hope that will include coffee service then? Do you have any objection to helping us with our event at the Beekman Hotel at the end of the week?”
“Wouldn’t miss it,” Tucker assured him. “And my colleagues agreed to help you out, too. Two of them had to beat it before you got here, and the third one was supposed to be here, but he took the night off at the last minute . . .”
As Tucker continued to converse with Ric, Matt turned to me. “Clare, why don’t you brew some fresh decaf for us?”
“Joy can do it.” I glanced at my daughter. “Joy? Do you mind? The decaf beans are in the burr grinder marked with the green tape on the lid. Use the eight-cup French press. We’ll all have some.”
Joy nodded. “Sure, Mom.”
The second her chestnut ponytail bounced away, I turned back to Ric. I was mystified by the man’s calm. My first year living in New York, I’d been mugged on a subway platform by a skinny punk, who’d taken my purse with fifty dollars, credit cards, and lip gloss. The boy waved a knife, which never touched me, but the only thing I wanted to do after the incident (besides throw up and chug half a bottle of Pepto) was report the little creep’s description to the police.
Crime is a violation. It’s frightening and humiliating. It shakes your world. And after it makes you scared, it makes you angry—which it should because that’s the way you begin to fight back.
Ric might have been eager to put this behind him, but I was far from satisfied; and, in my view, the bruise forming beneath my own brunette bangs gave me the right to make a few more inquiries.
“Ric!” I loudly interrupted for the second time.
Tucker and Ric halted their conversation. They stared at me as if I’d dropped a large tray at a quiet party.
“I’m sorry, but I have a few more questions.”
Ric glanced pleadingly at Matt; and, brother, did I recognize that retro masculine “Can’t you control your ex-wife?” expression.
Matt answered by showing his palms to the ceiling. By now, of course, he’d grown accustomed to the new me. After solving more than one homicide, I could no longer join my fellow New Yorkers in ignoring the singing four-hundred-pound muumuu-wearing man in the subway car.
“I don’t believe you’re thinking clearly, Ric,” I said. “Since you were out cold, how do you know that you weren’t ripped off?”
“Clare, Clare, Clare . . . you know you’ve changed since I last saw you. You’re still just as beautiful, but I guess ten years is a long time. You used to be so easygoing . . .”
Easygoing?
I thought.
Or a gullible pushover?
Ric’s gaze held mine. “How headstrong you’ve become.”
The man’s eyes were velvet brown, arrestingly intense with long, dark lashes. They were what women’s magazines would call “bedroom eyes,” but we weren’t in a bedroom.
“The mugger could have rifled your clothes,” I pointed out. “Have you checked them? Do you still have your wallet?”
“I have it, Clare,” he assured me. “I touched my jacket as soon as I came around. My wallet’s still here.”
To demonstrate, Ric made a show of patting down the left breast pocket of his fine suede jacket. Then he opened it, reached inside, and pulled out his wallet.
“You see, love, no need to keep worrying that pretty head of yours.”
“What about your other pockets?” I asked.
“Clare—” Matt began. I felt the light touch of his hand on my shoulder. I ignored it.
“It’s all right, Matt,” Ric said. “She’s just being protective. She always was a little mother hen.”
Which would make Matt what?
I wondered.
Henpecked?
“Look, Clare,” Ric continued, “my passport isn’t on me. It’s back in my hotel room. I just have loose change and a handkerchief in my pants, and in this right pocket here the only thing you’ll find is my—”
Ric was opening up his jacket again, this time on the right side, to show me that all was well, and I shouldn’t worry my “pretty mother hen” head.
But all wasn’t well.
“Omigawd!” Tucker pointed. “Your beautiful jacket.”
The left side of Ric’s jacket may have been fine and his wallet untouched, but the right was in tatters, its lining ripped, and whatever was inside the breast pocket was gone.
Matt stepped forward, his jovial expression gone, too. “What did you say was in that pocket?”
“My keycard,” said Ric, locking eyes with Matt. “The key to my hotel room.”
FIVE
“A keycard,” Tucker said. “Good lord, that’s a relief.”
“A relief?” said Ric. “Why?”
“Those hotel keycards never have room numbers on them.” Tucker waved a hand. “There’s no way your mugger will know which room you were in.”
My ex-husband remained silent; his expression had gone grim, and I knew he was finished with the laissez-faire attitude. I figured he was trying to decide whether to drive Ric directly over to the Sixth Precinct or summon the police to the scene by phone.
“Matt,” I said quietly. “You should probably just drive him over—unless you don’t want to lose your parking space, then you should just hail a cab.”
Matt’s brow wrinkled. “Why would I want to hail a cab?”
“Don’t be dense. To take Ric to the Sixth Precinct so he can report the theft of his hotel key—”
“Excuse me,” Matt shifted his gaze from me to Tucker and back to me. “Clare, Tucker, I’d like a word with Ric
alone
.”
“Oh,” said Tucker. “Oh, sure! No problem. I’ll just go help Joy with the decaf.”
Tucker left. I didn’t. “What’s going on?”
With an audible sigh, Matt took out his cell and handed it to Ric.
“Thanks,” Ric said, opening the phone.
As he began to dial, Matt took a firm hold of my elbow, and pulled me away. We stopped far from the warmth of the fireplace, against the exposed brick wall, beneath a collection of antique hand-cranked coffee grinders.
“Matt, tell me. What is going on? Who’s Ric calling—”
“Clare, please,” Matt whispered, his eyes glancing around to make sure no one was close enough to hear. “This was just a random robbery. Okay? Let it go.”
“A random robbery?”
“Yes.”
“By a mugger who uses a prerecorded message?”
“Yes.”
“And doesn’t take the muggee’s wallet?”
“Yes.”
“What’s in Ric’s hotel room, Matt?” I tilted my head sharply to see around my ex-husband. Ric was quietly talking into the cell phone. “Is he calling the police?”
“No. And I don’t want you involved. I know you too well.” Matt gestured to Joy, behind the coffee bar. “Just like your daughter.”
“What’s that supposed to mean?”
“You know what it means.”
“No, I don’t—”
“Do you know why Joy hasn’t been by the Blend in weeks? She’s dating someone new, and she doesn’t want you to know.”
“Why not?”
“Why do you think? She knows her mom’s a bigger nose hound than Scooby Doo and she wants her privacy.”
“Scooby Doo?” I shook my head. “Matt, I realize you missed most of Joy’s upbringing, but in case you haven’t noticed, she no longer watches Saturday morning cartoons—”

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