Authors: Ngaio Marsh
Mike ran into the passage. The call boy coughed retchingly and jerked his hand at the door. âGas!'
âBreak it in.'
âI'll get Mr Reynolds.'
He was gone. It was a narrow passage. From halfway across the opposite room Mike took a run, head down, shoulder forward, at the door. It gave a little and a sickening increase in the smell caught him in the lungs. A vast storm of noise had broken out and as he took another run he thought: âIt's hailing outside.'
âJust a minute if
you
please, sir.'
It was a stage hand. He'd got a hammer and screwdriver. He wedged the point of the screwdriver between the lock and the doorpost, drove it home and wrenched. The screws squeaked, the wood splintered and gas poured into the passage. âNo winders,' coughed the stage hand.
Mike wound Alleyn's scarf over his mouth and nose. Half-forgotten instructions from anti-gas drill occurred to him. The room looked queer but he could see the man slumped down in the chair quite clearly. He stooped low and ran in.
He was knocking against things as he backed out, lugging the dead weight. His arms tingled. A high insistent voice hummed in his brain. He floated a short distance and came to
earth on a concrete floor among several pairs of legs. A long way off, someone said loudly: âI can only thank you for being so kind to what I know, too well, is a very imperfect play.' Then the sound of hail began again. There was a heavenly stream of clear air flowing into his mouth and nostrils. âI could eat it,' he thought and sat up.
The telephone rang. âSuppose,' Mrs Alleyn suggested, âthat this time you ignore it.'
âIt might be the Yard,' Alleyn said, and answered it.
âIs that Chief Detective-Inspector Alleyn's flat? I'm speaking from the Jupiter Theatre. I've rung up to say that the Chief Inspector is here and that he's had a slight mishap. He's all right, but I think it might be as well for someone to drive him home. No need to worry.'
âWhat sort of mishap?' Alleyn asked.
âEr â well â er, he's been a bit gassed.'
â
Gassed!
All right. Thanks, I'll come.'
â
What
a bore for you, darling,' said Mrs Alleyn. âWhat sort of case is it? Suicide?'
âMasquerading within the meaning of the act, by the sound of it. Mike's in trouble.'
âWhat trouble, for Heaven's sake?'
âGot himself gassed. He's all right. Good night, darling. Don't wait up.'
When he reached the theatre, the front of the house was in darkness. He made his way down the side alley to the stage door where he was held up.
âYard,' he said, and produced his official card.
â'Ere,' said the stage doorkeeper, â'ow many more of you?'
âThe man inside was working for me,' said Alleyn and walked in. The doorkeeper followed, protesting.
To the right of the entrance was a large scenic dock from which the double doors had been rolled back. Here Mike was sitting in an armchair, very white about the lips. Three men and two women, all with painted faces, stood near him and
behind them a group of stage hands with Reynolds, the stage manager, and, apart from these, three men in evening dress. The men looked woodenly shocked. The women had been weeping.
âI'm most frightfully sorry, sir,' Mike said. âI've tried to explain. This,' he added generally, âis Inspector Alleyn.'
âI can't understand all this,' said the oldest of the men in evening dress irritably. He turned on the doorkeeper. âYou saidâ'
âI seen 'is cardâ'
âI know,' said Mike, âbut you seeâ'
âThis is Lord Michael Lamprey,' Alleyn said. âA recruit to the Police Department. What's happened here?'
âDoctor Rankin, would youâ'
The second of the men in evening dress came forward. âAll right, Gosset. It's a bad business, Inspector. I've just been saying the police would have to be informed. If you'll come with meâ'
Alleyn followed him through a door onto the stage proper. It was dimly lit. A trestle table had been set up in the centre and on it, covered with a sheet, was an unmistakable shape. The smell of gas, strong everywhere, hung heavily about the table.
âWho is it?'
âCanning Cumberland. He'd locked the door of his dressing room. There's a gas fire. Your young friend dragged him out, very pluckily, but it was no go. I was in front. Gosset, the manager, had asked me to supper. It's a perfectly clear case of suicide as you'll see.'
âI'd better look at the room. Anybody been in?'
âGod, no. It was a job to clear it. They turned the gas off at the main. There's no window. They had to open the double doors at the back of the stage and a small outside door at the end of the passage. It may be possible to get in now.'
He led the way to the dressing room passage. âPretty thick, still,' he said. âIt's the first room on the right. They burst the lock. You'd better keep down near the floor.'
The powerful lights over the mirror were on and the room still had its look of occupation. The gas fire was against the left hand wall. Alleyn squatted down by it. The tap was still turned on, its face lying parallel with the floor. The top of the heater, the tap itself, and the carpet near it, were covered with a creamish powder. On the end of the dressing table shelf nearest to the stove was a box of this powder. Further along the shelf, greasepaints were set out in a row beneath the mirror. Then came a wash basin and in front of this an overturned chair. Alleyn could see the track of heels, across the pile of the carpet, to the door immediately opposite. Beside the wash basin was a quart bottle of whisky, three parts empty, and a tumbler. Alleyn had had about enough and returned to the passage.
âPerfectly clear,' the hovering doctor said again, âIsn't it?'
âI'll see the other rooms, I think.'
The one next to Cumberland's was like his in reverse, but smaller. The heater was back to back with Cumberland's. The dressing shelf was set out with much the same assortment of greasepaints. The tap of this heater, too, was turned on. It was of precisely the same make as the other and Alleyn, less embarrassed here by fumes, was able to make a longer examination. It was a common enough type of gas fire. The lead-in was from a pipe through a flexible metallic tube with a rubber connection. There were two taps, one in the pipe and one at the junction of the tube with the heater itself. Alleyn disconnected the tube and examined the connection. It was perfectly sound, a close fit and stained red at the end. Alleyn noticed a wiry thread of some reddish stuff resembling packing that still clung to it. The nozzle and tap were brass, the tap pulling over when it was turned on, to lie in a parallel plane with the floor. No powder had been scattered about here.
He glanced round the room, returned to the door and read the card: âMr Barry George.'
The doctor followed him into the rooms opposite these, on the left-hand side of the passage. They were a repetition in
design of the two he had already seen but were hung with women's clothes and had a more elaborate assortment of greasepaint and cosmetics.
There was a mass of flowers in the star room. Alleyn read the cards. One in particular caught his eye: âFrom Anthony Gill to say a most inadequate “thank you” for the great idea.' A vase of red roses stood before the mirror: âTo your greatest triumph, Coralie darling. C C.' In Miss Gay's room there were only two bouquets, one from the management and one âFrom Anthony, with love.'
Again in each room he pulled off the lead-in to the heater and looked at the connection.
âAll right, aren't they?' said the doctor.
âQuite all right. Tight fit. Good solid grey rubber.'
âWell, thenâ'
Next on the left was an unused room, and opposite it, âMr H J Bannington.' Neither of these rooms had gas fires. Mr Bannington's dressing table was littered with the usual array of greasepaint, the materials for his beard, a number of telegrams and letters, and several bills.
âAbout the body,' the doctor began.
âWe'll get a mortuary van from the Yard.'
âBut â Surely in a case of suicideâ'
âI don't think this is suicide.'
âBut, good God! â D'you mean there's been an accident?'
âNo accident,' said Alleyn.
At midnight, the dressing room lights in the Jupiter Theatre were brilliant, and men were busy there with the tools of their trade. A constable stood at the stage door and a van waited in the yard. The front of the house was dimly lit and there, among the shrouded stalls, sat Coralie Bourne, Basil Gosset, H J Bannington, Dendra Gay, Anthony Gill, Reynolds, Katie the dresser, and the call boy. A constable sat behind them and another stood by the doors into the foyer. They stared across the backs of seats at the fire curtain. Spirals of smoke rose from
their cigarettes and about their feet were discarded programmes. âBasil Gosset presents
I CAN FIND MY WAY OUT
by Anthony Gill.'
In the manager's office Alleyn said: âYou're sure of your facts, Mike?'
âYes, sir. Honestly. I was right up against the entrance into the passage. They didn't see me because I was in the shadow. It was very dark offstage.'
âYou'll have to swear to it.'
âI know.'
âGood. All right, Thompson. Miss Gay and Mr Gosset may go home. Ask Miss Bourne to come in.'
When Sergeant Thompson had gone Mike said: âI haven't had a chance to say I know I've made a perfect fool of myself. Using your card and everything.'
âIrresponsible gaiety doesn't go down very well in the service, Mike. You behaved like a clown.'
âI
am
a fool,' said Mike wretchedly.
The red beard was lying in front of Alleyn on Gosset's desk. He picked it up and held it out. âPut it on,' he said.
âShe might do another faint.'
âI think not. Now the hat: yes â yes, I see. Come in.'
Sergeant Thompson showed Coralie Bourne in and then sat at the end of the desk with his notebook.
Tears had traced their course through the powder on her face, carrying black cosmetic with them and leaving the greasepaint shining like snail tracks. She stood near the doorway looking dully at Michael. âIs he back in England?' she said. âDid he tell you to do this?' She made an impatient movement. âDo take it off,' she said, âit's a very bad beard. If Cann had only lookedâ' Her lips trembled. âWho told you to do it?'
âNobody,' Mike stammered, pocketing the beard. âI mean â As a matter of fact, Tony Gillâ'
â
Tony
? But
he
didn't know. Tony wouldn't do it. Unlessâ'
âUnless?' Alleyn said.
She said frowning: âTony didn't want Cann to play the part that way. He was furious.'
âHe says it was his dress for the Chelsea Arts Ball,' Mike mumbled. âI brought it here. I just thought I'd put it on â it was idiotic, I know â for fun. I'd no idea you and Mr Cumberland would mind.'
âAsk Mr Gill to come in,' Alleyn said.
Anthony was white and seemed bewildered and helpless. âI've told Mike,' he said. âIt was my dress for the ball. They sent it round from the costume hiring place this afternoon but I forgot it. Dendra reminded me and rang up the Delivery people â or Mike, as it turns out â in the interval.'
âWhy,' Alleyn asked, âdid you choose that particular disguise?'
âI didn't. I didn't know what to wear and I was too rattled to think. They said they were hiring things for themselves and would get something for me. They said we'd all be characters out of a Russian melodrama.'
âWho said this?'
âWell â well, it was Barry George, actually.'
â
Barry
,' Coralie Bourne said. â
It was Barry
.'
âI don't understand,' Anthony said. âWhy should a fancy dress upset everybody?'
âIt happened,' Alleyn said, âto be a replica of the dress usually worn by Miss Bourne's husband who also had a red beard. That was it, wasn't it, Miss Bourne? I remember seeing himâ'
âOh, yes,' she said, âyou would. He was known to the police.' Suddenly she broke down completely. She was in an armchair near the desk but out of the range of its shaded lamp. She twisted and writhed, beating, her hand against the padded arm of the chair. Sergeant Thompson sat with his head bent and his hand over his notes. Mike, after an agonized glance at Alleyn, turned his back. Anthony Gill leant over her: âDon't,' he said violently. âDon't! For God's sake, stop.'
She twisted away from him and, gripping the edge of the
desk, began to speak to Alleyn; little by little gaining mastery of herself. âI want to tell you. I want you to understand. Listen.' Her husband had been fantastically cruel, she said. âIt was a kind of slavery.' But when she sued for divorce he brought evidence of adultery with Cumberland. They had thought he knew nothing. âThere was an abominable scene. He told us he was going away. He said he'd keep track of us and if I tried again for divorce, he'd come home. He was very friendly with Barry in those days.' He had left behind him the first draft of a play he had meant to write for her and Cumberland. It had a wonderful scene for them. âAnd now you will never have it,' he had said, âbecause there is no other playwright who could make this play for you but I.' He was, she said, a melodramatic man but he was never ridiculous. He returned to the Ukraine where he was born and they had heard no more of him. In a little while she would have been able to presume death. But years of waiting did not agree with Canning Cumberland. He drank consistently and at his worst used to imagine her husband was about to return. âHe was really terrified of Ben,' she said. âHe seemed like a creature in a nightmare.'
Anthony Gill said: âThis play â was itâ?'