Death Is Now My Neighbour (40 page)

She'd felt important then.

And she'd loved it

Morse was already up - dressed, washed, shaved - and sitting only a few feet from her, reading
The Times.
'Hello!' she said, softly.

He leaned over and kissed her li
ghtly
on the mouth. 'Headache?' 'Bit of one!'

You know your trouble? You drink too much champagne.'

She smiled (she would always be smiling that weekend) as she recalled the happiness of their night together. And throwing back the duvet, she got out of bed and stood beside him for several seconds, her cheek resting on the top of his head.

'Shan't be long. Must have a shower.'

'No rush.'

'Why don't you see if you can finish the crossword before I'm dressed? Let's make it a race!'

But Morse said nothing - for he had already finished the crossword, and was thinking of the Philip Larkin line that for so many years had been a kind of mantra for him:

Waitin
g for breakfast while she brush
ed her hair.
‘

It was late morning, as they were walking arm-in-arm down to the city centre, following
the
signs to the Roman Baths, that she asked him
the
question:

'Shall I just keep calling you "Morse"?'

'I'd prefer
that
, yes.'

'Whatever you say, sir!'

‘
You sound like Lewis. He always calls me "sir".'

'What do you call him?'

'"Lewis".'

'Does
he
know your Christian name?' 'No.'

'How come you got lumbered with it?'

Morse was silent awhile before answering:

'They both had to leave school early, my parents -

and they never had much of a chance in life themselves.

That's partly the reason, I suppose. They used to keep on to me all the time about trying as hard as I could in life. They wanted me to do that. They expected me to do that. Sort of emotional blackmail, really - when you come to think of it.' 'Did you love them?'

Morse nodded. 'Especially my father. He drank and gambled far too much
...
but I loved him, yes. He knew nothing really - except two things: he could recite all of Macaulay's
Lays of Ancient Rome
by heart; and he'd read everything ever written about his greatest hero in life, Captain Cook - "Captain James Cook,
1728
to
1779",
as he always used to call him.'

'And your mother?'

'She was a
gentle
soul. She was a Quaker.' 'It all adds up then, really?' said Janet slowly.
‘I
suppose so,' said Morse.

'Do you want to go straight to the Roman Baths?' 'What are you thinking of?' 'Would you like a pint of beer first?' 'I'm a diabetic, you know.'

'I'll give you your injection,' she promised. 'But only if you do me one big favour
...
I shan't be a minute.'

Morse watched her as she disappeared into a souvenir shop alongside; watched the shapely straight legs above the high-heeled shoes, and the dark, wavy hair piled high at the back of her head. He thought he could grant her almost any favour that was asked of him.

She produced the postcard as Morse returned from the bar.

'What's that for?' he asked.

'Who's
that for, you mean. That's for Sergeant Lewis
...
He means a lot to you, doesn't he?' 'What? Lewis? Nonsense!'

'He means a lot to you, doesn't he?' she repeated.

Morse averted his eyes from her penetrating, knowing gaze; looked down at the frothy head on his beer; and nodded.

'Christ knows why!'

'I want you to send him this card.'

'What for? We're back at work together on Monday!'

‘I
want you to send him this card,' she repeated. You can send it to his home address. You see, I think he deserves to know your Christian name. Don't you?'

Envoi

Monday,
18
March

This list is not for every Tom, Dick, and Harry. It's been compiled by Everett Williams, director of the Florida Bureau of Vital Statistics, and on it are the
150
most unusual names he's encountered in
34
years with the bureau. Examples are: Tootsie Roll, Curlee Bush, Emancipation Proclamation Cogshell, Ca
ntly
Box, Starlight Cauliflower Shaw, and Determination Davenport. But he never encountered a fourth quadruplet called Mo! Williams figures that some parents have a sense of humor — or else a grudge against their offspring

(Gainesville Gazette,
16
February
1971)

On the following
Monday evening, Mrs Lewis handed the card to her husband:

'This is for you - from Inspector Morse.'

'You
mean, you've read it?'

'Course I 'ave, boy!'

Smelling the chips, Lewis made no protestation as he looked at the front of the card: an aerial view of Bath, showing
the
Royal Crescent and the Circus. Then, turning over the card, he read Morse's small, neat handwriting on the back. What he read moved him deeply; and when Mrs Lewis shouted through from the kitchen that the eggs were ready, he took a handkerchief from his pocket and pretended he was wiping his nose. The card read as follows:

For philistines like you, Lewis, as well as for classical scholars like me, this city with its baths, and temples must rank as one of the finest in Europe. You ought to bring the missus here some time.

Did I ever get the chance to thank you for the few(!) contributions you made to our last case together? If I didn't, let me thank you now - let me thank you for everything, my dear old friend. Yours aye,

Endeavour (Morse)