Authors: Caroline Graham
Absolute silence followed this dramatic narration. Cully and Nicholas sat entranced. Barnaby drew lines on the tablecloth with his fork. Finally Nicholas spoke. âGodâI wish I'd seen that.'
âHe comes back here every so often. We talk about going again but never get round to it. Isn't that right. Tom?'
There was a lengthy silence. Cully made several elegant eloquent passes before her father's eyes. Nicholas giggled and she said, âDon't do that. It's a capital offence in this house, laughing at the police.'
âSeriously, Tom,' said Joyce, âare you OK?' He looked so pale, so tightly folded in on himself, staring as if not knowing who she was. All three of them began to feel genuinely alarmed.
âYes.' He took them in at last, noting their concern. âI'mâ¦sorry. Sorry. All right. Of course. Yes. I'm all right.' He smiled at them all. âSorry. I'm fine. Yes.'
âYou're not fine,' said Joyce. âYou're burbling.'
âWe should go back to Mon Plaisir, darling. For our silver wedding. Let's all go.'
âI'll get the ice cream.' Joyce disappeared to the kitchen, calling over her shoulder, âIt'll calm you down.'
She was looking through the hatch when the phone went. One harsh vibration and his chair was empty.
As the car sped through the thick night, the two men talked, getting it straight. Getting it right. Barnaby had immediately seen the truth of the matter when Troy rang his home with the new item of information. The insight that had come upon the chief inspector at the dinner table merely served to reinforce his theory.
Now, Troy said, âPeculiar.' He signalled and slowed down, or at least accelerated less fiercely.
The Manor gates stood wide open and, apart from a single light on the ground floor, the place was dark. The Morris van was missing. As the police car entered the drive, the halogen warning lamp transformed the house into a moonlit dark-socketed shell.
They got out of the car and Barnaby knocked loudly at the front door, also ringing the bell. Receiving no reply to either summons, he tried the knob and went inside. Troy, raising an eyebrow at this casual reworking of the police rule book, was close behind.
Barnaby called, âHullo?' and the word was swallowed up in the silence. The house appeared quite empty.
âI don't like this.' He moved to the bottom of the staircase and called again. âThere are eight people living here so where the hell are they?'
âIt's like that ship, Chief. Found floating.'
âThey couldn't have all got into the van. And the VW's still here.'
âListen!' Troy threw his head back, staring up into the lantern. Barnaby joined him.
âWhat? I can't hear anything.'
âA sort ofâ¦scufflingâ¦'
Yes, he could hear it now. Directly overhead. As if something heavy was being dragged along. Then there was a bump and a loud cry.
âOn the roof!' Troy ran out, Barnaby following more slowly. The two men retreated until they could get a good view of the top of the house. It seemed empty.
âHe must be on the other side. Behind the chimneys. I'll get roundâ'
âNoâwait.' Barnaby seized the sergeant's arm. âLookâthereâ¦in the shadows.'
A pair of dark forms locked together, wrestling, struggling, dangerously near the edge. One broke away and scrambled up a nearby sloping section, the other pursued. Barnaby saw an elongated gleam of reflected light.
âChristâhe's got a bloody iron barâ'
âHow do we get up?'
âThere's a skylight so probably steps. You try the gallery. I'll take downstairs.'
âWhat about a ladder?' Both men were running now.
âTake too long⦠(Pant, pant.) Don't even knowâ¦where to lookâ¦' Barnaby hung on to the porch. âYouâ¦go onâ¦'
âRight.'
Troy was half way across the hall when there was a strange sound above him. A gritty crackling and cracking as if a huge ball of cellophane was being violently scrunched. He glanced up and Barnaby saw his face change. Pinch into a concentration of shock and disbelief.
The sergeant jumped back just in time. A cloud of opalescent dust and fragments of brilliant glass tumbled down and, in the heart of this glittering stream, twisting and turning and crying out, the slender golden-haired figure of a man.
Everyone was in the kitchen. Heather had made some powerful tea in the twenty-cup brown enamel pot. Not all were drinking. Troy, leaning back against the draining board, shook his head as did the chief inspector. May, too, refused. Having bathed Andrew's face, both her hands were now occupied in smearing comfrey ointment on his grazed cheekbones and bleeding lips. He was sipping tea and, between winces, gazing hard at Suhami as if willing her to show some concern for his condition.
May, Suhami and Arno had arrived back within seconds of Tim's fall. Seeing the Orion, Suhami had parked practically in the porch and hurried into the house.
âTimâ¦' she had cried out, flying across the hail, kneeling by his side, hands to her face in horror.
âThere's nothing you can do, Miss,' Troy had tried to raise her up. âThe chief inspector's ringing for an ambulance. Don't touch that,' he added sharply, as she reached out to the crowbar.
âButâhow did it happen?' She looked at the gaping hole in the lantern. âDid he fall? What was he doing up there?'
That was when Andrew appeared, dragging himself along by the gallery rail. He was bleeding and his shirt and jeans were torn. The rasp of his breath, expelled forcefully in the form of shudders, seemed to fill the hall. He was mumbling something, the words becoming clearer as he approached.
âKill meâ¦tried to kill meâ¦'
Half an hour later Barnaby was repeating the phrase in the form of a question. He asked three times before getting any response.
âWhy? Because he'd discovered who I really was.' The words, issuing through swollen lips, were not quite clear. There was a murmur of puzzled curiosity.
May, wiping her hands on a muslin cloth, said, âWhat do you mean, Christopher?'
âMy name isn't Christopher. It's Andrew Carter. Jim Carter was my uncle.' The curiosity became consternation. The others followed Barnaby's example and started to ask questions, and it took a good few minutes to quieten them down. Ken was the last to hush after asking what the point was in pretending to be somebody else.
Andrew explained about the letter, his uncle's tablets, his own presence at the inquest, the whole thing. âI knew someone was on to me,' he concluded, speaking to Barnaby. âI just didn't know who it was. The photographâthe one I showed youâwas hidden under some shirts. I found it had been moved. Shortly after this I was attacked. A lump of iron was pushed off the roof as I was leaving the house. I lied to the others about where the stone fell. It was not on the slab where May was standing at all, but the one behind.'
âYou said nothing of this to me.'
âBut I did, Chief Inspector!' cried May. âI told you when I was first interviewed.'
âI don't thinkâ'
âI remember it distinctly. My accident? When the meteor fell?'
âAhhh. Yes.'
âYou told me to stick to the matter in hand. I didn't like to persist. Thought there might be some sort of etiquette in these matters. You brushed me aside in your office as well.'
There's no answer to that is there, my old darling? Troy took secret pleasure in his chief's discomposure, whilst glossing over the fact that he would have done just the same himself.
âSo why did you keep quiet?' The chief inspector emphasised the âyou' as he turned once more to Andrew.
âI felt that if I appeared ignorant of the real reason for the attack, they'd think I wasn't on to them and my position would be safer.'
âSounds like dangerously muddled thinking to me. And that needn't have stopped you telling us.'
âYou'd have come round asking questions and given it all away.'
âWhat evidence do you have that the whole thing wasn't an accident?'
âI went up on the roof directly afterwards. There was no way the metal chunk could have rolled off. It was a couple of feet from the edge. Also, wedged in between the chimneys, I found a crowbar.'
âThe one that was used tonight?'
Andrew nodded. He looked weary, finished. âI took it away and hid it in Calypso's stall. Yesterday it was still there. When I checked tonight it was gone. I realised that whoever took it was the one who attacked me. It turned out to be Tim.'
The others exchanged looks of deep distress. May said, âYou should never have attempted to conceal this. Christopher. It was very wrong.'
âWe'll have to remember now to call him “Andrew”,' said Heather.
And Ken added, âTomorrow I shall channel him a star name.'
âIt wasn't even as if I was much of a threat. I'd been looking round, asking questions, checking Jim's room for weeks and found nothing.'
âWas that you thenâin the middle of the night?'
âYes. I'm sorry if I alarmed you, May. I heard your window open as I was running off.'
âI'm glad to have the mystery explained. And my other mystery, Chief Inspectorâ¦the snatch of conversation I heardâsurely Andrew's suspicion of his uncle's death renders that even more significant?'
âWhat conversation's this?' Andrew's tiredness seemed to fall away. âWho was it? What did they say?'
âWho it was remains unclear, Mr Carter,' said Barnaby. âBut they seemed concerned about a possible post mortem.'
âI knew itâ'
âI can't imagine why anyone would wish to hurt Jim,' said Suhami. âHe was so harmless.'
âI told you,' said Andrew. âHe discovered whatever was going on here.'
âNothing's going on,' said Ken, âbut love, light and peace.'
âAnd healing,' added Heather.
âRather than go in for vague speculation at this stage,' said Barnaby. âI'd like to try and get straight what happened tonight. How did the fight start? What were you doing on the roof?'
âI was in my room. Ken and Heather had gone into the villageâ'
âJust briefly,' Heather broke in defensively, âto exercise his leg.'
âAnd Suze had driven May and Arno to the hospital. He'd had an accident.'
Good God, thought Troy. If this lot ever had a day without an accident, they'd think the world was coming to an end.
âI'd taken a drink up and was reading on my bed. I hadn't seen Tim. None of us had, except Arno. I'd been reading for half an hour, I suppose, and I heard someone cry out my nameâ'
âWhich name?' asked the chief inspector.
âMy real name,
Andrew
. That's what was so odd. Then I heard his door open and I went out on to the landing. It seems pretty stupid now but I wasn't suspicious at all. It was just poor old Timâyou know? And he was coming towards meâhis hair all tangled and his eyes staringâwith this bar. He wasâ¦wielding it. Whirling it round his head. It was bloody terrifying. I backed awayâmy room's at the very end of the gallery and I found myself up against the door that led to the roof. So it was either up there or over the gallery railâ¦' Suhami gave a jerky little cry of fright.
âOf course on the roof I was equally trapped. There's no way down. I dodged about at first between the chimney stacksâhe kept flailing awayâgreat chunks of brick flying around when he hit something. And then I thought if only I could get rid of it, we'd at least be more equally matched. When the halogen lamp came on it distracted him and I had a try. Made a grab at the bar and hung on. He wouldn't let go. Then he started kicking. He was quite a bit taller than meâ¦long legsâ¦it was very painful. So I went back to dodging about. I was crouching behind the chimney stack next to the lantern when he came by. He stood inches away, staring round, trying to suss me. I reached out and grabbed his ankles. I thought if I could bring him down⦠But he fell backwards away from meâ¦and through the glassâ¦'