Authors: Caroline Graham
âSee if you can get some water. I'm parched.'
âRight.' Troy moved with Jeevesian formality towards the door.
âAnd refuse all alternatives. Especially that unspeakable substitute for Ronseal. I wouldn't clean my drains with it.'
When Troy opened the door, Guy Gamelin was there. He moved forwards and the sergeant immediately took several steps back.
âI'm returning to my hotel now. I should be there until tomorrow morning. Chartwell Grange, outside Denham.'
Barnaby rose to his feet. âMr Gamelin,' and indicated the empty chair. âA few things I'd like to ask before you leave.'
The two men sized each other up. Guy remained standing. He also remained uncooperative, saying, âCan't say' or âNo idea' to Barnaby's first few questions. And he declined the invitation to draw a sketch.
âI don't remember where I was, let alone anyone else. With the exception of that stupid cow mooing and rolling about on the floor.'
âYou don't have a lot of time for this organisation then?'
âA load of self-deceiving weak-minded histrionic wankers.'
âIn that case you can't have been pleased to find your daughter living here.' At this remark, Guy's formidable jaw thrust forward slightly and his breathing quickened. But he did not reply. âI understand,' continued Barnaby, âthat you and she have been estranged for some years.'
âIf you choose to believe the gutter press.'
âIsn't it true then?'
âModerately. Not that it's any of your bloody business.'
The adverb seemed inappropriate. Gamelin struck the chief inspector as a most immoderate man, the sort to fly from one extreme of heightened emotion to another.
âTell meâhad you met Craigie before this evening?'
âNo.'
âWhat was your opinion of him?'
âHe was a con man.'
Takes one to know one. Troy was staring enviously at the watch on Gamelin's wrist. A glittering oval of pale gold and crystal with an immaculate display of Roman numerals all on a platinum trellised band. Cost me a few years' salary that, thought the sergeant.
âHe was trying to take Sylvie for half a million. But I've no doubt you've discovered that by now.' Barnaby went in for a bit of ambiguous throat-clearing. And waited. âI've come across some shysters in my timeâthe City's full of themâbut he was something else. He not only tried to dissuade Sylvie from giving the money. He asked me to talk her out of it as well.'
âWasn't that a bit risky?'
âNot at all. You don't understand how these fakers work. That's the final move. Like the end of a haggle in the market place. The customer walks away knowing he'll be called back because he's got the whip hand. All this pretence made Craigie look good, y'see. Reinforced the saintly image.'
There was something in the voice and in the bloodshot piggy eyes that did not quite ring true. Or marry with the words. What was it? Envy? Disappointment? A failure of belief? It could even have been, thought Barnaby, desolation. Gamelin was speaking again, vindictively shoring up the character assassination.
âWhat Craigie was into, was what all these guru types are intoâmoney and power. That's how they get their spiritual rocks off.' Black misery coloured every word.
âYou've not seen the light then, Mr Gamelin?' asked Troy.
âI've seen the dark,' replied Guy. âIt's preferable believe me. You know where you are in the dark.'
âThat why you killed him, Mr Gamelin? Because of the money?'
â
You whatâ¦
' So quiet. Words with no sibilants yet making a sort of hiss. Gamelin leaned forward, clenching the table's edge. He pushed his faceâa meatball of congested fleshâto within an inch of the chief inspector's. âListen to me. You watch your fucking step. I've eaten people twice your size. I sharpen my teeth on men like you.'
Spittle coated his bristling chin as his expression of frustrated rage intensified. Fury flowed untrammelled across the narrow space between the two men. Barnaby sat quite still, a clot of saliva on his tie, unimpressed by the third-rate dialogue but very impressed indeed by the measure and quality of Gamelin's ferocity. He had never had a boiler explode in his face but felt the time might well be nigh. Beneath his hand the table shivered.
Troy, who had been on the point of moving forward, stayed where he was and watched. They could have been a pair of great bull moose at the start of the season. Shoulders solid, foreheads low. Troy observed his chief's impassive unflinching profile with a stirring of collaborative pride. He thought as he turned his attention to Gamelin, you've picked the wrong one there boyo.
Barnaby produced the glove. âWe believe whoever used the knife wore this. You were seen hiding it.'
âWho told you that?'
âDo you deny it, Mr Gamelin?'
âNo.' He was drawing his rage back. Hoarding it now. Barnaby noticed a blue rim on the inside of the slack lower lip. Gamelin sat down breathing carefully, evenly. His hand rested briefly on his breast pocket. Came away.
âDo you want something to drink, Mr Gamelin? A glass of water?'
âNo. Nothing.' He sat quietly for a while then said, âThe glove. After the bearded dwarf with the stupid name had gone to the phone for an ambulance and the others were staring at each other not knowing what to do, I reached for a handkerchief and the glove came out with it.'
âSomeone must have noticed that surely, sir?' asked Troy.
âI didn't think so at the time. I was on my own you seeâat the far end of the room. Persona non grata. Been like that all night. They wouldn't even let me sit by her at dinner. Said they always kept to the same seat.' He made to touch his cheek. âI put it straight back. It was plain what had happened. Whoever killed the man was planning to incriminate me. I went over to the window, waited until I thought I was unobserved, then stuck the glove behind the curtain.'
âAre you left-handed?'
âAs it happens.'
âI can see that may well have been as you describe, Mr Gamelin. But there's also the matter of the dying man pointing you outâ¦'
To Barnaby's surprise Gamelin made no attempt to deny or explain the fact. Nor did he attempt to bluster it away.
âYes. I can't understand that. Plays perfectly into the murderer's hands of course. Backs up the glove to perfection.'
âPerhapsâ¦' Barnaby tested the water, offered a way out. âIf you were part of the groupâ¦'
âNo. It was me all right. I was standing a little away from the others. It's funny but I thought at the time he was trying to tell me something.' He shrugged, appearing slightly confused. âA bit thin but that's it.'
Bloody thin, thought the chief inspector. Trouble was, Gamelin didn't seem like a man to dissimulate. He just didn't give a cuss what anyone thought or felt or said about him. A position of extreme strength or extreme arrogance according to your point of view. The chief inspector, a modest way along that path himself, naturally favoured the former. He asked if Guy had any ideas of his own on who might be guilty.
âNone at all. I don't know enough about the set-up here. Quite honestly I wouldn't have thought any of them had the guts to swat a fly.' He was silent for a moment then said, âI'm ideal, aren't I? The outsider bringing in all the nasty ways of the wicked world. All the hands here, whiter than white. Mine, redder than red. You've got to hand it to the cunning buggers.' His throat released a short explosive clatter. âPraahh.' Belatedly Barnaby recognised a laugh.
âDo you believe then that you were invited specifically for that purpose?'
âOf course not. I was asked down by Craigie himself. He's hardly likely to collude in his own death. Unlessâ¦' he looked across at Barnaby, alert and interested, the boiling fury of a minute ago apparently quite forgotten, âunless my visit was suggested to him by someone else, which means this was all planned some time ago. Perhapsâ¦at the last minuteâ¦he understood. That could be why he was pointing me outâ¦as a warningâ¦'
Troy had come across some smart examples of thinking on your feet but for sheer nattiness that took some beating. Guilty as hell and giving them a twinkle-toes runaround. He couldn't understand why the chief was even pretending to go along with it. Both men were getting up.
Barnaby said, âI shall want to talk to you again, Mr Gamelin. Tomorrow.'
Gamelin did not reply. He walked to the door, his exit vastly more restrained than his arrival. His massive shoulders slumped and there was tiredness in his step. When the door had closed, Troy said, âWhy didn't you arrest him?'
Barnaby waited for the tag line. Open-and-shut case. Handed on a plate. Bang to rights. Short and curlies. In the matter of the well-worn apothegm, Troy stood alone.
âWe can pick him up in the morning. We'll know more clearly where we are when we've finished the interviews. So far it's pretty circumstantial.'
Behind the Boss's back, Troy shook his head in disbelief. How much plainer could anything be?
Obviously
Gamelin was going to say the glove was planted. Who wouldn't? Talk about snoringly obvious! But he'd got the motive, opportunity, both to take the knife and use it and, most damning of all, the murder victim had fingered him. The man was over a barrel. For a traitorous moment Troy wondered if he had been wrong about his chief's imperviousness to the seductive power of wealth.
Barnaby was muttering now, apparently to himself. Troy listened, thinking he might not have heard aright. Something about always being sorry for Caliban. He remembered the earlier request for water and moved off.
By the time the sergeant returned, Arno was being questioned. He was sitting nervously hunched up, looking intently at the chief inspector. Encouraged to do a sketch, he had produced a host of stick figuresâone flat on its back, toes turned up, hands crossed on breast and a âSmiley' face. Barnaby having ascertained Arno's position in the commune and noticed his extreme agitation, left the dark heart of the matter temporarily aside.
âTell me Mr Gibbs. What do you think will happen here now? To the Manor House for instance.'
âI don't know. I just don't know.' Arno sounded deeply melancholic. He was ashamed to admit, even to himself, that once having absorbed the distressing fact that the Master was no more he had thought of little else but his own possible future. How would things fall out if the commune broke up? Who would look after Tim? And, most important of all, how on earth could he survive without the robust and serene presence of his dear love? Denied that radiant gaze that lit and sustained each awakening, and benevolently solaced the going down of the sun, his own life would hardly be worth the living.
âYou have no idea how the property is entailed?'
âNo. Actually I don't think anyone has. Somehow it was never discussed.'
âDid members have to buy into the organisation? Sharesâthat sort of thing?'
âNot at all. We just pay our way. The Lodge made money from courses and workshops. We were planning to apply for charitable status actually. Become a trust butâ¦' He gave a defeated shrug.
âDid you know about Miss Gamelin's bequest to the commune?'
âNo. I do nowâthey were just talking about it.'
âAnd this eveningâ¦' Arno braced himself. âWhat do you think actually happened?'
âGodâI don't know. It was so terribleâ¦so confusing⦠One minute heâthe Masterâwas guiding May through her regressionâ'
âYou mean verbally?' Barnaby interrupted.
âYes.'
âFirst we've heard about that,' said Troy severely and Arno looked abashed as if he were personally at fault. âHow does it work?'
âHe asks questionsâwhat do you see now? Where are you? That sort of thing. And May replies. This time she touched down in Roman Britain. He asked if she could describe anything and she began to tell us about the tent. I think that was the last time he spoke. Shortly after that she began to make the most dreadful noises. Of course we all ran to see if she was all right.'
âWhy “of course”, Mr Gibbs?' said Troy. âWe've been led to understand such reactions were not uncommon.'
âOh, it's never been as bad as that before. But she
will
persist. She has the bravest heart and an unquenchable thirst for knowledge.'
Troy noted a tremolo in the vocals and the sudden emotional ducking of the little red beard, and thought, hulloâwe've got a gruesome twosome in the making here or I'm a monkey's uncle. If middle-aged people in love knew how grotesque they looked they might take up something more seemly. Like exposing themselves in the park.
âWe were warned that today would be special. Kenâspeaking as Zadkiel that isâsaid the cosmic energy released was tremendous. And of course there was the omen. They have to send one you knowâthe Karmic Boardâif a grand master is to be withdrawn from the physical octave. Unfortunately we didn't see the link until it was too late. The others thought they'd sent Astarte, goddess of the moon, in the shape of Mrs Gamelin. My own feeling is that the omen was May's accidentâ'
âYes, Mr Gibbs. She told us about the accident,' said Barnaby.
âOh. I beg your pardon.' Arno looked at them both then added: âI must say you seem to be taking it very lightly.'
âWe've got a murder to concentrate on,' said Troy. âNow, are you of the opinion that Craigie pointed out Guy Gamelin before he died?'
Arno was gravely hesitant. âWellâ¦you knowâ¦one is reluctant to say anything that mightâ¦but yes. That was my impression. But that's not to say the gesture was an accusation.'
âWhat else do you think a murdered man is going to use the last seconds of his life for?' asked Troy.
Arno looked deeply upset at this and became even more so when Barnaby said, âWe shall have to talk to this retarded boy I'm afraid. I understand you know something of his background.'