Dear Fatty (42 page)

With chums on RAF base.

My first car, ‘The Bomb’, at Pillaton.

My first love, Nick Brentford, both sporting the same mullet.

With Jane Veale, writing songs of love and loss.

St. Dunstans Abbey School, 4th Year. Front row (circled): Me, Little Nicky, Mrs Whitfield, Angie, Jane. Back row: Nikki R.

Sixth Form. I am squeezing Nikki R’s bottom.

Me ‘n the two Nickys. The dreaded boaters.

Trying to attract males on beach at St. Mawes. On holiday with Angie.

I take the two Nickys along as bait for David’s friends. My friends don’t really like his friends.

The blue net curtain tent dress and the officer and a gentleman.

The Venue.

Moody and recently sexed.

A study in denim and Fair Isle.

On a Circle Line cruise around Manhattan. Age 18.