Authors: Joan Druett
“So why were you here to view it?” asked Wiki.
“Got trapped. By the time Wilkes had stopped handing on instructions, it was time for him to superintend the damnable business. I spent the time in the saloon, but at least the coffee was good.”
“Which is entirely due to your business acumen,” Wiki said with amusement. The coffee had been dreadful before Captain Coffin had sold those sacks of coffee beans to the purser of the fleet.
To his surprise, his father drew him over to the lee rail, and looked around to make sure they weren't overheard. Then he said in a low voice, “Leave this goddamned expeditionâjoin us on the
Osprey
.”
Wiki smiled, realizing the sacrifice this had cost his father, but shook his head.
“Why not?” his father said aggressively. “I want you to sail with me.”
“Mr. Seward wouldn't like it.”
“Fiddlesticks. He might take a while to get used to you being privy to his secret, but he'll soon get over that. He's⦔ Captain Coffin looked around again, then lowered his voice still further. “He has good reasons for being the way he is,” he muttered in Wiki's ear. “He was married very young to the captain of a small coasting brig, and helped him with the work just like a man would, but the master was drowned after just a few yearsâa tragic affairâand Alf found it impossible to adjust to landlife again. Loves the sea with a passion. No family to tie him down, so he embarked on his deception. Spent the next few years traipsing from ship to shipânot so different from you, my boy!âbecause he had to get out in a hurry whenever someone was on the verge of guessing his sex. Then he made that pierhead jump onto the
Osprey
.”
Captain Coffin paused at last, and Wiki said curiously, “How long did it take you to guess the truth?”
To his surprise, his father laughed. “I didn't! Eight months after he shipped he came to me and revealed all, much to my astonishment. He said he'd only ever lasted six months before being uncovered, in the past, and the suspense was killing him, so he wanted to get it over and done with.”
Wiki shook his head. He wondered how his father could have been so dense.
Reading his mind, Captain Coffin said wryly, “I talk too much, Wiki. I enjoy telling my yarns so much that I don't pay enough attention to my audience. I guess the only time I really looked at him was when I was giving him ordersâor consulting about ship affairs.”
“You were keeping different watches,” Wiki reassured him, and then asked, “When he fessed up, you came to an arrangement?”
“Exactly,” said Captain Coffin with satisfaction. “And it has worked out first-rate. He suits meâhe handles the crew like a real officer, and he's a capital seaman, too. He's kind enough to be patient with the cadets, but makes sure they don't carry on like beasts. He's good company, tooâhas a fine tenor voice, dances the best jig in the ship, and plays the fiddle like a Gypsy.”
“Good God,” said Wiki. He was perfectly astonished by this recital of virtues.
“And as you know, he cherishes the barky as if she were his own. You saw how shipshape he keeps her! Though he might be as prickly as a crab, he
suits
me,” Captain Coffin repeated. “You'll enjoy life on the
Osprey,
once Alf gets used to you.”
“But what would I do to fill in the time?”
“You keep on telling me I need a second mate.”
“Which is most certainly so,” Wiki agreed. “Your little secret shouldn't stop you from hiring someone else, though,” he recommended with a grin. “Tell Mr. Seward to dress him down the way he dressed me down after I made that sternboard, and he won't feel a single doubt that your mate is a man, and a real tough one, too.”
His father had the grace to look embarrassed, but was obstinate enough to try another tack. “Jim Nash's suggestion wasn't such a bad idea, you know,” he said. “That brig of his is sure to be much less seaworthy than he pretends she is, but I could buy a smart vessel and put you in command. There are advantages to sailing as a fleetâI could use your vessel as a tender in the Fijis!”
“Excellent idea,” Wiki said warmly. “But Mr. Seward is the fellow you should put in charge of a second ship.”
Captain Coffin looked shocked to the core. He cast another furtive glance around, and hissed, “
Put a woman in command?
You must be out of your mind! Would women be allowed to command voyaging canoes?” he demanded.
“No, of course not.” It was Wiki's turn to be taken aback.
“Well, then?” said his father triumphantly.
“Because Polynesians navigate with their testicles.” Wiki was serious: the voyagers had three aids to navigationâthe stars, the flight paths of migrating birds, and the currents, and the best way to gauge the flow of the current was by sitting on a thwart.
“Jesus Christ!” his father exclaimed, stunned yet again. “Don't
ever
say that in polite company.”
Wiki laughed, and then pursued his argument. “In the isolation of the aftercabin, Mr. Seward's secret would never be discovered,” he guaranteed. Because of his time as an officer on whaleships, along with more recent experience with Captain Wilkes, Wiki was acutely aware of the loneliness of the man in command at sea, and knew perfectly well that George had gone to great lengths to persuade him to ship on the
Swallow
just so he'd have an old friend for company on the long voyage about the globe.
“Dear God, what a notion,” Captain Coffin muttered, but there was a thoughtful glint in his half-hidden eye. Then he cocked that eye at Wiki, and warned, “We weigh anchor and get under way the moment I get back on board.”
Wiki felt the wind on his cheekâa fresh gale, fair for the northward voyage. He said, “You'll have a short passage, with luck.” The expedition fleet, by contrast, would have to beat against the wind to get south to Cape Horn.
“This is your last chance!” his father barked.
Wiki said gently, “If I leave the expedition now, I'll spend the rest of my life wondering what I've missed.”
Then, for the first time ever, he embraced his father in the Maori fashion. Drawing him close by the shoulders, he pressed his nose against his, and stood still with his eyes shut, softly breathing in his father's air, forehead touching forehead.
When Captain Coffin drew away, his eyes were glistening. “Well, then,” he said gruffly, and clapped Wiki on the shoulder, and strode over to the gangway without looking back.
For a long moment Wiki stood watching the rakishly elegant figure retreat, wondering where he would be when he met his father again. Then he remembered his appointment with Captain Wilkes, and turned back to the portico of the afterhouse. He nodded as the marine on sentry saluted, then followed the ramrod back and marching boots down the wide corridor to the chartroom.
There was a single preoccupied grunt when the sentry knocked on the door, so Wiki hoped to find Captain Wilkes alone. However, Lawrence J. Smith was with him, more smug than ever with his recent promotion. Wiki knew that the men and his fellow officers despised him, and that it was commonly believed that his elevation was entirely due to the fact that he was the captain's toady. However, Lieutenant Smith was far too thick-skinned to allow anything like that to spoil his self-satisfaction.
“Wiremu,” he greeted.
Instead of replying, Wiki turned to Captain Wilkes, who was holding Wiki's written report of the murder investigation, and looking immensely pleased with himself. “So I was right when I guessed that the murdered man had been deliberately buried at a prominent landmark,” he said.
“That's a very strange place to bury a murdered man. It's as if the killer wanted him to be found.”
“Aye, sir,” said Wiki.
“Quite the sleuth, aren't I?” the commodore of the expedition joked. “If we should experience another murderâwhich the good Lord forbidâI could give you a run for your money, eh?”
“I do believe you could, sir,” said Wiki.
“That horseman who shot Adams? He was one of the murdered clerk's sons?”
Wiki nodded. “I'd seen both of them beforeâthough not in the flesh,” he elaborated, and told him about the armed horsemen Mr. Peale had sketched in the background of his study of the gauchos.
“Good Lord,” said Captain Wilkes. He was fascinated.
“They must have been stalking Adams ever since we discovered their father's body and informed the family. Adams had managed to escape first to the
Sea Gull,
and then to the expedition fleet, but risked being ambushed when he went upriver to retrieve the
Grim Reaper.
However, instead of chasing the schooner in their fishing boat, the Gomes brothers followed on horsebackâwhich means that if the
Osprey
had not engaged the
Grim Reaper
in combat, Adams would have got away.”
“I have already congratulated Captain Coffin on his gallant action,” Captain Wilkes said sharply. His brow darkened, a sign that the interview with Wiki's father had been the usual contentious one.
Wiki nodded without expression, at a loss to know what to say. He shifted restlessly, hoping it was time to return to the
Swallow
.
Instead of dismissing him, however, Captain Wilkes went on meditatively, “So you had a profitable time up the RÃo Negro.”
“I beg your pardon, sir?”
“It gratifies me to learn that you worked well with some of the other scientifics of the expedition. With his talents for art and observation, Naturalist Peale assisted your mission to some small degree, it seems. And Philologist Hale is an eminently worthy young man, don't you agree?”
“Aye, sir,” said Wiki, forbearing to mention that Horatio Hale held views about the origin of his people that were decidedly at odds with his own, and that he found Mr. Peale both hostile and condescending.
“It's a relationship I would like to foster. We'll be weighing anchor within two hours, so you'll oblige me by removing to the
Peacock
without delay.”
Wiki involuntarily exclaimed,
“What!”
“You heard me,” Captain Wilkes said in testy tones. “I'm shifting you to the
Peacock.
Mr. Smith made the suggestion, and I think it's a first-class idea.”
Wiki thought,
Oh God
. When he looked at Lieutenant Smith he could see that his prim little mouth was pouted in a knowing smile, and there was cold dislike in his prominent eyes. He turned back to Captain Wilkes, protesting, “But how do Mr. Hale and Mr. Peale feel about it? Has anyone consulted with them?”
Captain Wilkes flushed. “I don't have to consult with anyone, sir! Mr. Hale has already indicated to Mr. Smith that he would like to tap your knowledge of Pacific languages at leisure, and, as Mr. Smith also points out, you should benefit greatly from Mr. Peale's vast experience. And, anyway, it's damn well time you associated with your fellow scientifics, instead of the sailors of the
Swallow
!”
“Butâ” cried Wiki.
“I want no further argument,” Captain Wilkes snapped. “Get out, and bloody well follow orders for once!”
“Aye, sir,” said Wiki bleaklyâfor how could he tell Captain Wilkes that Hale didn't consider him a fellow scientific at all, regarding him instead as a curiosity? Or that there was a New Zealand Maori on board the
Peacock
who would seize the first opportunity to kill him, for no other reason than that their tribes were deadly enemies? He felt utterly desperate, but was helpless to do anything about it.
Out on deck the wind was frisking up. Clouds scudded high in the sky, and seabirds screamed as they whirled high around the masts where men were casting off gaskets to release sail. When Wiki looked out over the gray heave of the sea, the
Osprey
was already a distant silhouette, like a fleeting moth on the horizon.
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