Deadly Election (25 page)

‘Ideal,’ commented Maia. ‘No risk of Falco having to kill some twerp who can’t keep his tozzle under his tunic.’

‘He’s pious.’

‘He’s unique, then!’

‘Do you want me to tell you about the new strongbox incident or not?’

‘I think I get it. This is a magic container. Every time the lid comes up, a bloated corpse pops out. Does my brother know? He’ll shoot into this conundrum like a belaying pin up a sailor’s arse.’

I had no idea where Maia had learned her nautical naughtiness. It was me who had been married to an ex-marine; her first husband was a horse vet. ‘I am handling it. Don’t say a word to Falco – or Helena.’

‘You’re right, she’s as bad. What’s your plan?’

I spelled out options. From choice, I wanted thoughts from Faustus, but I let my aunt be my sounding board. The first line of enquiry had to be: discover what had upset Callistus Primus so badly. I had suspicions.

‘You think it’s his father? The first body?’ My aunt tossed that in without being asked.

‘Oh, thank you, Maia! I do love solving a problem, then having my grand theories pre-empted.’

She smirked. Always the clever one in the family – and she knew it. ‘Obvious. We took the auction instructions from the father, but since then only the sons have been involved. Primus and Secundus were insistent I send any money straight to them when I cashed up. If their father is dead, I suppose they can’t touch anything else. They have no free cash – they admitted to me they had used up everything from under the mattress, getting their cousin elected.’

‘Which he won’t be. He lost the Emperor’s favour, and now he’s been seriously hurt. He could die.’

‘So no bribes or fines will be coming in from that lucrative magistracy!’ Maia had a cynical view of administration. ‘I assume your lad is doing nicely out of his, by the way. All right: Manlius Faustus is too perfect to exploit the chance. I’m going off him rapidly … So why would Primus start blarting over an empty strongbox, unless he thinks it’s linked to some terrible tragedy?’

‘Bad memories? He might just have been remembering property they lost ten years ago to Mount Vesuvius,’ I conjectured even-handedly.

‘Rubbish! It must have deeper meaning.’ Maia was always brisk.

‘They could have lost family in the eruption, as we did.’

‘Why sell the strongbox at all?’ she demanded. ‘If it has sentimental connections that still make him cry?’

‘Maybe Secundus and Firmus put it in the sale without telling Primus.’

Maia refused to accept it. ‘He came down to watch the bids first time, didn’t he? With the others? Was he easy when Niger secured it?’

‘He looked calm enough that day,’ I confirmed, remembering how the two brothers and Firmus had stood and watched the strongbox being sold. ‘So what about Niger? Have you come across him before?’

‘Oh, yes. He acted as a negotiator for several people. Some folk don’t like to come to auctions in person, perhaps out of shyness or fear that they’ll get carried away and bid too much. Or simply the day and time are inconvenient for them.’

‘Ever had anyone else go back on what their agent did?’

‘No. Sometimes one receives an earful if he fails to buy a wanted piece, or pays too much. That’s just the rough and tumble of patron and agent,’ Maia told me. She added, ‘And I’ve never seen anyone buy back their own goods before.’

I thought about it. ‘If Primus really believes now that his father was the first dead man, I reckon at the original sale he wanted to see if anyone took an unhealthy interest, meaning they could be involved in his father’s death. He wanted things to look normal, yet didn’t want the strongbox to go to someone else.’

Maia followed my thinking. ‘So back at the start he wanted the strongbox sold, for the money. He still thought that, once you told him someone had been dumped in it dead. But after he decided the corpse could be his own father’s, he viewed the box in a horrible new light. No one else should treat his father’s last resting place impiously. He tried to retrieve it discreetly, using Niger.’

I nodded. ‘And then I know they all had a row. Secundus and Firmus didn’t want to keep the chest because either they don’t think the father was ever in it at all or they don’t feel the empty container matters. From what they shouted at each other today, Secundus and Firmus cannot bear to believe the first dead man was Callistus Valens. They see Primus as wrongly fixated, while he blames them for wilful blindness to the truth.’

‘Can’t they just find out by looking at the dead man?’

‘Tried it.’ I told Maia what Fundanus had said about Niger going to view the corpse. ‘Niger claimed he didn’t recognise the man. So he’s then gone back to the Caelian and told the three junior Callisti that it is not Senior.’

Maia frowned. ‘So why is Primus so sure it was Valens? Why would Niger say no to that?’

‘I don’t know. It could be a genuine mistake. Niger had only recently started working for them. He may not have known the father well enough to recognise him. The body was in a repulsive state, Maia.’

‘These three men,’ mused my aunt, ‘have some reason to fear the old one must be dead.’

‘They all seem to care about him. What did you think?’

‘Nice man,’ said Maia, immediately. ‘Something of a rarity!’

‘So they are genuinely upset if something has happened to him … Niger’s wife says he had been sent to the country on an errand earlier. In the week before the auction, the father had stopped sending messages, so let’s say Niger was hired to investigate. He learned nothing. When I turn up to say a corpse has been found, Primus starts brooding. He tells Niger to get back the chest. Niger is also sent to check out the body – Primus knew its location from me. Niger pronounces that it is not Valens, which Secundus and Firmus accept, perhaps too readily. Primus doesn’t believe it. He and the other two quarrel; they are all badly overwrought.’

‘Why didn’t Primus go and have a look himself?’ asked Maia.

‘Too late. Strongbox Man had been carried outside the city and cremated. He was taken immediately after Niger left.’

Maia wanted to be sure. ‘We do believe the old man has gone missing?’

‘Seems so. Callistus Valens always goes to the country in July to avoid the heat. This time he stopped authorising his banker to make payments to his boys − apparently unusual.’

‘Oh, yes!’ Maia showed off her knowledge. ‘He’s no miser. Happily splashes it.’

‘That fits. I was told he never emancipated his sons, but was generous. They bet on chariots; their wives are kitted out with glamorous gear.’

‘There’s your answer. Valens has dropped off his twig. Primus is right.’ Suddenly, as was her habit, Maia Favonia lost interest. ‘Now, will you be safe to find your own way over to Fountain Court? I don’t want that daft lump of mine taking you – he’ll go in too many bars on his way back.’

I said I would be safe. I slipped out quietly while Lucius Petronius was snoozing on the sun terrace.

I was much closer to Maia, Petronius and their children than others in our family. Maia and Petro were always nostalgic about where and when they first got together as a couple. They were in Britain with Falco and Helena when my adoptive parents found me; we all travelled home to Italy in one large party so I got to know them. In some ways this was good. I arrived in Rome with firm family connections, which I admit helped me hold my own with more suspicious relations.

On the other hand, when you are given a new start in life, you do not necessarily want other people to know about your old existence.

It was a short hop to Fountain Court. As usual, I was discreet and achieved the walk without incident. On the streets it was dark, but too early yet for unbearably persistent drunks. Burglars were preoccupied. In the Street of the Armilustrium, I walked behind a group of vigiles. They failed to notice. None even looked down our alley; Fountain Court could have burned, for all they cared. At the corner, I stood listening for trouble, then trod carefully on the broken kerbs and slid through the familiar pungent darkness to the gate of my own building.

‘If that’s you,’ shouted Rodan, our listless concierge, ‘all I can say is, about time! Some man came demanding to see you.’

‘Who was he?’

‘No idea.’

‘Manlius Faustus?’ I pleaded, remembering his fingertips tickling my wrist.

‘Some very important person from the Palace, according to him. A right rigid prick, if you ask me.’

‘I didn’t ask. What did the Palace Priapus want? Let me guess: you helpfully have no idea.’

Rodan finally poked his greasy head out from his insalubrious cubicle. A waft of fried onions billowed after him. His large untidy frame blocked the light from the lamps behind him. He never wasted much of Father’s lamp oil on making the stairways safe, but used plenty on his own account. ‘Don’t be like that!’ he whined plaintively. ‘He says he has a message from his father.’

‘Did he tell you this message, or write it down?’

‘It’s too long. He’ll call back.’

‘If I knew who he was, I could go and see him.’

‘No, don’t do that,’ Rodan cheerfully told me. ‘He said you’re not to. He can’t be seen with an informer at his official address.’

‘The bastard!’

Rodan jeered, ‘I told him you would say that.’

I intended to sit out on my bench for a while, thinking. A low growl warned me off. Incitatus. At least he was tied up, thanks to the builders, but I heard him racing to and fro on his length of rope, wanting to get his teeth into someone.

‘Calm down, Consul!’

No chance of that. It was one of those intense Rome nights where the heat hardly drops from daytime. Everyone in the building would toss and turn in their beds in misery. Uncomfortable as everyone else, the mastiff barked and howled all night.

M
ost people who knew me would have expected me to give that dog a home. Wrong! I liked dogs, and generally I felt for the abandoned and unloved, but despite my personal history, or even because of it, I would not rescue strays. I’ve had enough fleas for one lifetime. I had no scope to devote myself to orphans, and I would never live with any creature that frightened me. Consul was more than a handful – he was so big he would always be dangerous. So, I was not stupid.

At first light I roused Rodan. ‘Bloody hell, I need some sleep!’ he moaned.

‘Don’t worry. He’s going home today. I shall need you to help.’

We collected the dog; Rodan was strong enough to hold him – and, to a dog, he smelt very interesting. I had the address, so we went straight to the house of Trebonius Fulvo. We dumped Consul. He was theirs to dispose of as they chose. Maybe they would send him to a farm as Faustus had suggested. If not, I didn’t want to know.

Rodan went home. I stayed and insisted on being granted an interview. Fortunately candidates rose early.

Trebonius breezed into the room where I had been helpfully picking dog-hairs off the couch cushions. I had built up a pile on the bronze arm of the furniture.

He had evidently taken breakfast and forgotten I might be peckish after babysitting his mastiff through a long night. Trebonius was thickset and muscular, with a large, almost shaved head and broad hook-nosed face, where your attention was gripped by that squinting eye with its opaque iris. Had he been leaner he could have passed for an old-time republican senator, but he lacked the experience-lines and gobble-neck. He was a pampered, modern go-getter. The gold rings said it.

‘Trebonius Fulvo, your dog has been barking all night and I am too tired to be polite. I want to know one thing. Why does Callistus Primus think you killed his father?’

Trebonius did not waver. He was very sure of himself, ideal political material: my judgement, right or wrong. ‘Is that what he meant yesterday? I was unaware his father died. However, I am not responsible.’ He lowered his voice slightly. ‘Are you telling me his old man was that corpse you found?’

‘The first one? We don’t know. Primus seems to think so. The only witness who could have confirmed it one way or the other is the second victim, the man who tumbled out of the same chest yesterday.’

‘Neat coincidence! Is that why
he
was killed?’

‘Seems possible.’

‘I heard the first had rotted.’

‘As you say.’

‘You saw it?’ People love the macabre.

‘Unfortunately.’

‘So why are you here asking questions, instead of the authorities?’ Trebonius demanded bluntly.

I managed not to bridle. ‘I dare say officials will trot along here in their own time. I won’t wait. Two bodies have been found in the course of an auction run by our family business. That makes it my concern.’

‘You’re hooked up with Manlius Faustus, aren’t you?’ This man was as nosy about the living as the dead.

‘I know him. Back to the point, please. Can you shed light on why Callistus Primus suspects you?’

Trebonius sniffed. ‘Isn’t it clear? My colleague and I – Arulenus and I – are campaign front-runners. This is on merit. Primus and his family bankrupted themselves on a failed effort to elect Volusius Firmus. Primus’s accusation of me is based on raw jealousy. This may be understandable, but it’s not a viable position. We had no need to attack his family, nor would we do it. There is no evidence, of course?’ Trebonius barely allowed time for me to answer. ‘Forget it. The poor man believes he has lost his father; in his grief, he is morbid and reckless.’

I sighed. We did not even know that the first corpse really was Callistus Valens. Even if so, nothing connected his dead body to Trebonius or Arulenus. In fact, nothing connected that body to anyone.

Blackening the Callistus name even more, Trebonius added, ‘Primus and company threatened
us
with violence.’

‘Care to elaborate?’

‘Anonymous letters told us to withdraw or we would be harmed, killed even.’

This was new. ‘Do you have those letters?’

‘We burned them.’

Why are intimidation victims always so obtuse? ‘What made you think the writer was one of the Callisti?’

‘Firmus was still standing then. He always was a no-hoper. He needed any help his ridiculous backers could provide.’