Dead Meat (27 page)

“This,” Sylvie interrupted, “is the American way, no?”

“It is, yes.”

“So your Mr. Baron is a crook, then?”

“Being a crook is not necessarily the American way, Sylvie.”

“I am hopelessly confused,” said Sylvie, pretending to pout.

I exited Route 128 onto 1A and stopped at a red light. I leaned over and kissed the top of Sylvie’s head. “You are the least confused person I know,” I said into her hair. “But you do seem to have a lopsided way of looking at politics.”

“I lived in Hungary for fourteen years,” she said softly, her head bowed while I nuzzled the nape of her neck. “I see American politics differently from you. In America, the politicians care what the people think. That is not a bad thing.”

“Well, I’m not so sure it’s a good thing,” I murmured. The light changed and I put my BMW through its gears. We were into the countryside now, winding through apple orchards and pastures and woodlands painted crimson and gold. We crossed several little tidal creeks. The smell of salt air wafted in through the sunroof.

This was Baron country. After he’d made his fortune out of his father’s golf course, Tom had taken up buying and selling North Shore properties in a big way. I handled most of his contracts, cleared the deeds, researched the laws, and in general kept him on the proper side of the fine line.

What he managed to accomplish over martinis was his own business. At least, that’s the way I rationalized it. He was a tough, hardheaded businessman. He broke no laws. If he had, I would have defended him. And then I would have cut him loose, because if he broke a law it would have meant he had failed to follow my advice. But he never did. He was a good client. He also happened to pay me a lot of money.

He was also a pretty good guy and, as often seems to happen between me and my clients, we had become friends. When I was still married to Gloria, we’d take our sons, Billy and Joey, for Sunday afternoon picnics with Tom and Joanie and their boy, Buddy. Tom had a boat, and we’d cruise out to the Isle of Shoals or up into the mouth of the Merrimack. Sometimes we’d find the bluefish running, or maybe a school of mackerel, and the boys would haul them in.

Tom was also a helluva golfer, a talent he claimed was useful in his business activities. He gave me two strokes a side, and he usually beat me anyway.

After Gloria and I split, I steered clear of social get-togethers with Tom’s family. Joanie kept inviting me for dinner, and I kept finding excuses. I knew that Joanie and Gloria kept in touch, and I sensed that we would be awkward. There had always been a vague chemistry between Joanie and me, harmless enough when we were both married, but nothing I wanted to let loose after my divorce.

When Tom decided to heed the blandishments of the Republican party to run for governor, he asked me to serve on what he called his “brain trust.” I declined instantly. A man had to draw the line somewhere.

“Politics,” I told Tom gently when he asked me, “just isn’t my thing.”

A more accurate truth was that Tom Baron’s politics in particular wasn’t my thing.

His “just plain folks” campaign was the butt of jokes in what he referred to as the “liberal press,” which included both Boston newspapers. The small-town weeklies were generally kinder to him. The campaign was the brainchild of his campaign manager, Eddy Curry, who claimed to be a student of the American political scene. “It’s the old log cabin and hard cider theme,” he told me once. “Abe Lincoln splitting logs. JFK playing touch football with Bobby and Teddy, or at the helm of old Joe’s schooner, squinting saltily into the sun. Ike in hip boots trying to catch a trout. Right? We’ve gotta personalize our man, see. I mean, Tom is a wealthy fella. But we’ve gotta package him as a regular guy. One of the boys. Republicans like to hold their fundraisers at the Ritz or the Parker House, right? Five hundred, a thousand bucks a plate. Lobster, shad roe, shit like that. Black tie, right? Okay. So we tip it over. The Ritz? We line up the local Sons of Italy hall. K of C. Rotary. Elks. Go to the small towns. Let the press take its best shot. Most of the people don’t trust the press anyway. Lobster? Prime rib? We serve baked beans and franks and brown bread. Mother’s apple pie for dessert. And we wheel out old Tom, he tells a few jokes, lets the folks see that he ain’t any bigger than life, knock off a few homespun truths, two or three eternal verities. He’s glib enough. Handsome fella to boot. He’ll go over good. After the speech, we clear away the tables and bring out the jug band. Let Tom do a couple riffs on the bass fiddle. Tap a keg. Turkey in the straw. Hee-haw. Beat the Democrats at their own game. We’ll sell this sucker. Folks don’t wanna know that the twentieth goddamn century has arrived, never mind it’s practically over. They wanna think that if they work hard they’ll earn something for it, roughly what it’s worth, and when they earn it the government ain’t gonna take it away from them and then turn it over to shiftless minority types who’ll use it to buy the house next door and screw up their property values. The demographics are with us on this. The liberals have had their day in the old Bay State. Now it’s Tom Baron’s turn.”

Tom had kicked off his campaign with one of his frank-and-bean shindigs at Windsor Harbor the previous May. Ostensibly, he was campaigning for the primary election in September. Actually, though, he had that all sewed up, since he had the endorsement of every important Republican in the Commonwealth, and now the polls showed him a scant seven percentage points behind his probable November opponent, Governor McElroy himself, the Democratic incumbent. Eddy Curry found the nineteen percent undecided in the polls particularly encouraging.

Sylvie put her hand on my knee. “If you are so cynical about your friend Mr. Baron, why are we going to see him?”

“Because he is still my client, and he is my friend, and because he has a problem.”

“But must we go and eat this awful food?”

“Tell you what,” I said. “For putting up with all this—and with me in general—you don’t have to clean your plate. We’ll take a detour on the way home and have dinner at Gert’s. Ever had monkfish?”

“It does not sound pretty.”

“It’s downright ugly. Maybe the ugliest fish in the sea. Also maybe the most delicious. Fortunately, they don’t serve monkfish faces in restaurants. We’ll have the monkfish at Gert’s, carafe or two of her nice house white, then we’ll go back to my place and…”

Sylvie’s hand began to slither up the inside of my thigh. “And what, Bradee?”

I grabbed her hand and moved it to her lap. “I’m driving,” I told her. “And don’t try to seduce me with your Hungarian accent, either. You know perfectly well and what.”

She squeezed my hand and laid her head on my shoulder. “I will try the monkfish, then. As long as I don’t have to eat any beans.”

The parking lot beside the Windsor Harbor Elks lodge was nearly full. I found a slot between a Toyota and a Ford pickup. There weren’t any other BMW’s there.

Inside, the big room was lined with long narrow tables covered with paper tablecloths. I estimated that there were fifty tables, each of which would seat ten or twelve people. At twenty bucks per, that would clear the Tom Baron for Governor coffers around ten grand before expenses. Not much, by current standards. But Tom had plenty of other sources. Money wasn’t the point of these events.

Sylvie and I stood in the doorway. She grabbed my hand and whispered, “Do we really have to do this?”

“Hey,” I said. “It’ll be fun.”

People were milling about. Many had already laid claim to seats. The place was filling up fast. “We should find a seat,” I said to Sylvie.

Eddy Curry pushed his way through a knot of people and extended his hand to me. “Brady. Damn glad you could make it. Our candidate has been asking for you.”

“I’m here,” I said. “Sylvie Szabo, this is Eddy Curry.”

Curry looked Sylvie up and down. She was well worth examining. She grinned at him and held out her hand. “Mr. Curry,” she said, “Brady tells me you are a politician.”

Curry took her hand. “Yeah, I suppose you could say that.”

“That,” said Sylvie, still smiling, “is unfortunate.”

Curry shrugged. “If that’s your opinion, Miss, I guess it’s my loss.”

He was a big man, soft and fat, his neck bulging over his shirt collar, his forehead perpetually damp, the armpits on his shirts ringed. He had achieved the reputation as the shrewdest campaigner in the state, and when the Republican bosses summoned Tom Baron, they insisted that Eddy Curry run the campaign.

Curry, as far as I could tell, had no particular loyalty to Tom. For that matter, he evinced no loyalty to the Republicans, either. His loyalty was to the game, to the tricks and ploys and tactics, to the winning.

And to the enormous fees he commanded, too.

“Can I see Tom?” I asked him.

“Not until after the speech. He’s getting ready to come out now.”

“Psyching himself up, huh?”

“Yeah. Like that. Look. Everyone’s finding seats. Whyn’t you and the lady grab a chair and enjoy yourselves.”

“Fat chance of that.”

Curry grinned. “How’d you like to do this five, six times a week? Tom’ll catch you later, okay?”

He slapped my bicep and waddled off into the crowd. I took Sylvie’s hand and we wended our way to a distant table where it looked like we might have a little privacy.

No such luck. Our table filled rapidly with people who all seemed to know each other. They were friendly enough, calling me and Sylvie by our first names, actually “Brad” and “Sylvia,” but it was close enough. The meal was served family-style—a big vat of baked beans, a platter of hot dogs, several baskets of steamed brown bread, jars of catsup and mustard and relishes. Paper plates, plastic flatware.

The guy seated next to Sylvie, an emaciated old fellow with thick suspenders and big wattles hanging from his chin, loaded up Sylvie’s plate with beans and franks despite her protests. Several of our tablemates made jokes about flatulence. Their wives all giggled pinkly. They seemed to be having a grand time. Clearly, Tom Baron was a prince of a fellow to make all this revelry possible.

The man with the suspenders kept touching Sylvie. She was wearing her long blond hair in a braid, and this old guy liked to tug it and make a sound like a train’s whistle. “Woo, woo,” he’d hoot, and then he’d look around expectantly to see if anyone besides himself was guffawing. Sylvie rolled her eyes at me. I grinned back at her. I knew she could take care of herself.

“C’mon, little lady,” wheezed the old guy. “Eat them beans. Put some meat on your bones.” He poked her ribs, very near her breast. “Yep,” he opined, looking around and nodding. “Need to put some meat on you.”

After a few minutes of this, Sylvie leaned close to the guy and whispered into his ear. He listened for a moment, his grin transforming itself into a frown, and then his head jerked back as if she had slapped him. He stared at her briefly, his mouth agape, and then shoved back his chair and fled.

Sylvie arched her eyebrows and shrugged at me.

“What’d you say?” I asked her.

She leaned across the table to me. “I just asked him if he wanted to get laid. I guess he didn’t, huh?”

A gang of volunteer waitresses cleared away the debris of the meal and slid paper plates of apple pie in front of us. We passed around big stainless steel pitchers of hot coffee for our Styrofoam cups. From the head table came the whine and hum of the amplifier. A voice said, “Can I have your attention, please?”

The conversational din gradually died, and all heads turned to the front. A guy with slicked-back black hair and sideburns was standing at his place at the table, holding a hand mike. “Probably the head Elk,” I whispered to Sylvie. “Guy with the biggest rack.”

“Folks,” he said, and he frowned at the feedback from the system. “Folks, Tom Baron is back where he started. Back here with his good friends and neighbors in Windsor Harbor.”

There was a ripple of polite applause. One man yelled, “Baron for governor!” Louder applause.

“Absolutely right, friend,” said Sideburns, warming to his task. “Tom is on his way. But he never forgets his roots. And it’s my pleasure tonight to give you our native son, and the next governor of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, Tom Baron.”

He stepped aside as Tom made his way to the microphone. The two men shook hands ceremoniously. Around me, folks were standing up, clapping their hands, whistling, and calling out, “Way to go, Tom,” and, “Hey, Big Tom.” I glanced at Sylvie, who looked at me and shrugged. We both stood up. Neither of us applauded.

Tom Baron had the look, no doubt about it. A thick unruly head of black hair, with just the right touch of gray at the temples. Solid jaw, fierce gray eyes, a lanky, Lincolnesque frame.

All politicians have a Speech. It’s the same one, and they deliver it over and over again, substituting the names of local politicians and appropriate anecdotes. Tom Baron’s speech touched on hoary old themes dear to the hearts of politicians—the identification of the speech-giver with the good folks in the crowd, the sanctity of God, community, and family, the virtues of hard work and law-abiding behavior, the evils of drugs and promiscuous sex. Tom, to his credit, made it sound new and sincere, and even a hardened cynic such as I was touched momentarily by the possibilities of renewing the American Dream under an administration headed by Tom Baron. His powerful voice rose and fell in hypnotic rhythms, carrying the hometown folks on its waves, and when he finished, the applause thundered and rolled through the room.

Sylvie leaned across to me. “What did all that mean?”

“I don’t know.” I shrugged. “But he said it awfully well, I thought.”

Up front, Tom beckoned to his wife, Joanie, who had been sitting at the head table with him. She rose with a great show of reluctance and stood beside him. She was a fading blonde, perhaps thicker-waisted than in her cheerleading days, but still photogenic. A definite asset. Tom threw an arm around her shoulder. She gazed fondly up at him. He bent and kissed her cheek. The folks in the Elks lodge applauded this move with renewed enthusiasm.

After a few minutes, Sideburns reappeared. Once again he and Tom shook hands. Tom handed him the mike and returned to his seat. Sideburns continued to stand there, beaming. Gradually the noise died down.