Authors: Shannon Hale
of her slushie.
GT noticed me. His gum chewing got louder.
“Maisie Danger Brown.” He shook his head and smiled,
and I got the feeling he was accustomed to charming people
with his smile. “You could change Earth’s technology forever.
What do you say we work on something really valuable? Cold
fusion? Faster-than-light travel?”
I laughed. “I’m not a gumball machine of inventions, just
put in your coin and out comes a prize!”
GT’s smile vanished.
“I mean,” I said softer, “the techno token doesn’t work that
way. Mostly I just have an understanding of how some machines
work. When I come up with a new idea, it’s not something ran-
dom I want but something I
need
. . . or . . . I don’t know how
to explain.”
He nodded as if interested, but I guessed he still hadn’t
recovered from being laughed at.
“I have noticed your regard for my boy.”
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“He’s our fireteam leader, that’s all,” I said, busying myself
with Fido.
“I think it’s sweet that a girl like you caught his eye.” He
held out a unwrapped stick of gum. I shook my head. “You’re
not his usual type, but of course you figured that out. I’m sure
he’s confided in you about his expulsions, his time in juvenile
detention, his dozens of disappointed ex-girlfriends. Thanks
for overlooking all that.” He put an arm around my shoulders
and whispered close to my head, “I know he can be frustrating
sometimes. If you ever need to talk, think of me as a second
father?”
I glanced across the lab and found Wilder watching us. He
didn’t look away until his father had left the room.
“I don’t like him either,” Mi-sun whispered, and it took me
a moment to realize she meant GT.
“It’s like he wants to recruit us to work for him,” I said.
Mi-sun shook her head. I knew she felt as I did, that we
wouldn’t leave the team for anything. Couldn’t, perhaps. If I
was a prisoner—or a zombified caterpillar—for the moment I
was a willing one.
She stirred her slushie, the straw making a rustling sound
as quiet as her whisper. “I think I’m going crazy. Maybe what
my dad has is catching.”
“Or maybe it’s the token.”
“Have you been having crazy dreams too?” Her eyes looked
hopeful. “I dream about pink things. All the time.”
“Pink things?”
“Pink floaty things. You don’t dream of them?”
“I don’t think—”
“They don’t like me, the pink floaty things. They want to
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take my body.”
I patted her shoulder and hoped that would count as
comforting.
At least we didn’t have to deal with GT much longer. He
flew out the next morning.
Wilder started us on a schedule that made astronaut boot
camp look frivolous. Up at dawn for a group run. Ruth ran cir-
cles around us. Literally.
Back to HAL for breakfast (Ruth and Jacques ate an entire
ham each) and then fireteam training. We began to redo all the
fireteam exercises from boot camp, shattering every previous
record. Wilder’s strategies were scary-good. I wasn’t too shabby
myself. Our model rocket flew eight thousand meters and broke
the sound barrier.
In the afternoon we had time to hone our individual skills.
I installed the guts of a GPS and satellite phone into Fido that I
could control the same way I controlled the arm, dialing with a
thought. But I wanted to offer more help than the ability to call
911. So like any reasonable teenager in my situation, I designed
a robot suit.
A few days into the build, Wilder rushed into the workshop
my lab groupies and I had taken over.
“We’ve got a training mission. Come on.”
He took off, and I dutifully followed.
“Some of the security guys were Special Forces,” Wilder
explained over our headsets as Dragon flew us in a helicopter to
the site. “They set up a simulated rescue. All we know is there
are two VIPs trapped by enemy gunmen. They’re instructed
to fall down as if dead when Ruth taps them or Mi-sun shoots
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them. Mi-sun, you’ll be shooting paint balls.”
While he went over tactics for a rescue operation, I
strapped on my robot suit’s arm and leg pieces, the power pack
and tool kit on my back. It was raw and skeletal, metal bars run-
ning alongside my limbs, a breastplate over my torso.
Soon Ruth was moaning in boredom, so Wilder scrapped
the lecture and we started telling jokes. My dad’s puns were
not
a hit. Jacques told the show stopper:
All year Tommy looked forward to his birthday. He
couldn’t wait for the party and presents. He especially
couldn’t wait for the cake.
At last Tommy sat at the table, surrounded by all his
friends, and his mom brought in a huge, frosted birthday cake.
Tommy cheered!
“Cut the cake,” said his mom.
“I can’t,” said Tommy.
“Birthday boys always cut the cake,” she said.
“But I can’t,” said Tommy. “I don’t have any arms.”
Tommy’s mother sighed. “Sorry, Tommy. No arms, no
cake.”
Jacques was laughing so hard by the time he got to the
punch line, he nearly sobbed. Even Wilder laughed.
“You
can’t
think that’s funny,” I said.
“A bit, yeah,” said Wilder.
“It’s not even a joke.”
“It’s a joke because it isn’t a joke.”
I suggested we play “Stump Jacques” instead. Jacques used
to get every song we sang at him, but he missed again and again.
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When Wilder did an obvious Beatles tune, Jacques said, “It . . .
sounds
familiar.”
I frowned at Wilder. He wouldn’t meet my eyes.
“Why did you guys agree to go up?” I asked. “In the
Beanstalk, we could have said no.”
“I was curious,” said Mi-sun.
“If someone offers you a gun,” Ruth said to me, “are you
going to say, ‘No thanks, I’m scared of guns’? No, you take the
gun, ’cause then you’re prepared for whatever.”
“I wouldn’t take a gun,” said Mi-sun.
“Yeah, well, you
are
a gun,” said Ruth.
“I’m not a coward,” Jacques mumbled.
“No one called you a coward,” said Wilder.
“My dad used to because sometimes I’d duck when he’d
throw a ball at me. I didn’t want my glasses to break, so what?
I don’t know why I even cared what the
bleeper
thought
. Je ne
suis pas un lâche
. I hate heights.
Hate
.” He was sitting beside the window, his body angled away from it. “But I still climbed
that
bleeping
string thousands of miles straight up, so
mon pére
can eat my
bleeping bleep
.”
Ruth lifted her fist, and Jacques bumped knuckles with her.
“Why didn’t you say no?” Wilder asked me.
I wasn’t sure if he really wanted to know, but he waited for
an answer, so I said, “Because Danger is my middle name.”
No one laughed.
We stepped out of the helicopter and onto sagebrush and
rocks. In the distance, broken windows on an abandoned build-
ing looked chiseled by sunlight.
Jacques took up his familiar pregame stance, one fist raised,
and he shouted, “Cry havoc!”
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Mi-sun, Wilder, Ruth, and I were all thinking the same
thing, I guess, because as one we shouted, “Havoc!”
Jacques beamed. “I
love
you guys.”
“Yay us,” Mi-sun said quietly.
“I mean it,” said Jacques. “We gotta stay in touch after all
this is over.”
Wilder met my eyes, and I gathered that he already knew
what I suspected: there might be no “over” for us—no going
home, no leaving each other, no normal anything ever again.
My heart cramped a little, but at that moment I was more afraid
that it
would
end.
“Don’t hurt my guys,” Dragon said from the pilot’s seat.
At Wilder’s signal, we ran forward in our usual formation.
Jacques was covered in his havoc armor, a motorcycle helmet to
protect his exposed face. Mi-sun carried a havoc shield, and a
bag of paint balls bounced on her hip.
The afternoon sunlight was coming down at an angle like
a swinging blade. My heart picked up its pace, my limbs felt
long and strong. I was becoming used to this delicious sensation,
the motion of the fireteam, Wilder at the center, the four of us
connected to each other through him. A word popped into my
mind: “home.” Was this bizarre web my home now?
Mi-sun had the best vision of all of us and spotted snipers
on the roof. At Wilder’s command she began shooting paint balls.
Ruth ran out in front, florescent splatters of paint balls exploding
against her chest and legs. If one hit me, I’d have to play dead. I
ran low. I didn’t want Wilder to think I was useless.
Just as we gained the building, a gas cloud erupted around
us. We held our breath, shut our eyes, and followed where we
felt Wilder lead.
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When I could open my eyes again, we were inside the
building. Wilder gave instructions to the other three to scout
out the surrounding rooms while I climbed up to a security
camera, took it apart, and connected my tablet to the security
system.
“Turn off—” he started.
“The cameras. Got it,” I said.
“And any—”
“Alarms are now off. There’s—”
“A lockdown area? That’ll be the prisoners. Can you shut
down—”
“Yeah, just give me ten—”
“Havoc,” Wilder said on the headset, “detention block in
center stage. Ruthless, back him up. Mi-sun to me. Let’s get an
escape route ready.”
Something exploded, and our back door was blocked
with concrete chunks. Wilder and I ducked as paint balls fired
through the broken windows.
I crawled to the doorway, slid the metal flats of my robot
suit hands under the chunks and lifted, sending our barricade
tumbling.
“You’re awesome,” Wilder said.“Thanks,” I said. “I work out.”
He gave me that appreciative smile, and I returned it. And
maybe we held the moment a few seconds too long.
A crash and a boom from outside startled us.
“Sorry,” he said. “You’re distracting. I have to ignore you
better.”
“Gee, thanks.”
Mi-sun arrived and began firing out the door, driving back
our attackers. She took a paint ball on the leg.
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“Blue, you’re hobbled now,” Wilder told Mi-sun.
“Climb on,” I said, and she sat on my robotic shoulders, still
firing paint balls.
Outside Ruth was exiting the far side of the building, tap-
ping guys and watching them sit down.
She’d just cleared the area for Jacques when an explosion
bit my ears and briefly blinded me.
When the smoke cleared Ruth was standing in a crater
made by the blast. Her clothes were completely gone. It looked
like someone—probably Wilder—had anticipated that because
Ruth was wearing what I can only describe as havoc underwear,
and her hair was wound up inside her havoc helmet. One lock
had slipped out. Ruth noticed the charred-off hair and screamed.
I set down Mi-sun and ran forward, shouting to Ruth to
see if she was okay. She shoved me back just as another group of
gunmen rounded the corner. Gunfire pinged her, splattering in
carnival colors. Ruth yanked a paint ball rifle out of a shooter’s
hands and threw it back at him, still screaming. The gunmen
fled, and I don’t think they were faking their fear.
One didn’t flee. He kept firing, his eyes hidden behind
mirrored sunglasses. Ruth grabbed him by his head and picked
him off the ground.
“Ruth, stop! Stop! Stop!” Wilder was running forward.
Ruth looked at Wilder. She released the guy, turned and
punched through the building.
“We said we wouldn’t let them hurt us,” said Ruth. “We
promised.”
“I okayed the grenade,” said Wilder. “I didn’t think it would
hurt. You’re not even bruised, see?”
He lifted her arm, and she yanked it away from him.
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“Ruth, you can’t hurt anyone else. Okay? You promise me.”
She shook her head then lifted one shoulder. “Okay, just .
. . don’t touch me.”
Jacques ran out of the building carrying cardboard cutouts
in people shapes holding signs that read: RESCUE ME. “Yes, we
did it! We rock so hard!”
Howell’s security guys stood up and gathered around us,
slapping us on our backs and shaking their heads. A huge, hairy
ex-Marine kept saying, “Whoa. Seriously, kids—whoa.”
Dragon approached, checking his tablet. “Two minutes,
six seconds. It was supposed to be
hard
.”
We started back to the helicopter. The exclamations and
applause from the security guys felt like physical pats on my
back. If I hadn’t been weighed down by a robot suit, I might
have skipped.
“I bet there are real people in the world we could save like