Read Crypt of the Moaning Diamond Online
Authors: Rosemary Jones
looked impressed. She didn’t know why he should stand there blinking like that. It wasn’t as if she’d been raised by ores in the wilderness; she had told him that she knew how to behave when she had to. Restraining the urge to whistle some startling and scandalous tune just to see if she could make the Procampurs’ ears turn red, Ivy gracefully drew back and let the next group of petitioners claim the Thultyrl’s attention.
Outside the Thultyrl’s pavilion, Ivy paused. The others hurried ahead to collect their shovels, sweeping Sanval away with them as they pulled him along in a swirl of amiable bickering stronger than any iron chain. Mumchance and Zuzzara were already arguing with Gunderal and Kid about the best way to dig down to the crypt full of jewels. Ivy just hoped they didn’t say the words “Moaning Diamond” or “buckets of gems” too loudly or too often. She didn’t want anyone else to get the idea that there was still treasure to be found in the ruins of Tsurlagol. Of course, she did have the only royal permit, signed by the Thultyrl himself, to dig and retain anything that she might find in the fields outside Tsurlagol’s western wall.
Ivy watched them go, lit by that little aura of affection that always surrounded them in her vieweven silly, fluffy Wiggles happily dancing around their ankles and doing her yippy best to trip them up and send them tumbling down the hill. She reflected with relief that she had gotten away with everything that she wanted. Truly amazing, she decided, and she wondered if she should waste any more coin on a temple tribute. After all, the gods and goddesses had plenty
of worshippers and priests and temples stuffed with gifts, and it seemed silly to distract them from truly needy prayers with her minor concerns.
From where she stood, the broken wall of Tsurlagol was clearly visible, as were the swirls of Procampur’s army and mixed mercenaries going down the harbor road, out into the wooded hills, and back to Procampur. There would be days of running down what was lefr of Fottergrim’s horde, messages going out to all the little kingdoms in the Vast that another ore threat had been destroyed, and even more messages to dwarf enclaves and human cities that there was once again building work to be done in Tsurlagol.
The sun glinted on the pretty little lake that had spread out from the destruction of the western wall. In less than a day, the water level had already dropped considerably. Gunderal had speculated that the river was returning to its old course, now that her spell was fading away and no longer pulling it into the underground ruins. Ivy hoped that she was right. It would be easier to find the Moaning Diamond and that treasure-filled crypt if they were not underwater.
The Pearl rustled up to het. “You did very well,” she said, startling Ivy out of her contemplation of treasure hunting beneath Tsurlagol.
“We took some chances and got lucky.”
“Chance is less random than you believe.”
“It is odd, you know, that the Thultyrl did not start healing until today,” said Ivy, trying to fill the silence, glancing at the Pearl. “There must have been some poison in that wound to keep him so weak. Or maybe it was a spell. I wonder if Fottergrim had Archlis send some curse against the Thultyrl.”
The Pearl’s face was without expressiona proper face for a Procampur ladyas she watched the hubbub on the plain
below. “The Thultyrl was supposed to die in his twenty-sixth year, after a great duel with Fottergrim at the base of that wall. Dead so young and with so much left unaccomplished. What do I care if Gruumsh wanted to raise another warlord to unite the ores? My Thultyrl will build a great library. His codex will serve as a model for other cities and their lawmakers.”
Ivy looked at her own hands, the wounds easily vanished by that handsome cleric in Procampur’s hospice tent. Every bruise, every ache, even that odd little kink in her left big toe, dismissed by the strong magic held by Procampur’s healers. She knew that even better healers would have been tending the Thultyrl throughout the summer. But the best of them probably could not combat the magic of a woman who had ruled the wizards of Procampur for three generations. Especially if they did not suspect what she was doing. “You kept his wound from healing so he could not take to the field. You changed his destiny.”
“I spun his fate as I could,” said the Pearl. “I also gave you what luck I could.”
Remembering the Pearl’s tap on her harper’s token when the Pearl handed back her glove, Ivy glanced at the gauntlet tucked so carelessly into her belt. Had the Pearl changed the little silver leaf? Enhanced it with a little more luck than it usually carried? While she had been wearing it, a certain floating corpse had drifted into her grasp, and a sword thrown in desperation had lodged in a monster’s throat, among other lucky coincidences.
“I should thank you then?” asked Ivy. “For all my luck?”
“Luck only goes so far,” replied the Pearl. “It takes courage and it takes skill to use luck wisely.”
Ivy bowed, a sincere acknowledgment of gratitude to a woman whose powers she barely comprehended. As far as she
knew, very few could dice with destiny and win. “It takes a great deal of audacity to challenge the gods, even gods like Gruumsh,” said Ivy, with real admiration in her voice.
“Oh, I am a red-roof girl,” sang the Pearl very softly in her funny deep voice and winked at Ivy with a wicked smile.
“And we red-roof girls do have a soft spot for men from Procampur,” said Ivy, startled into a moment of enlightenment that was less than polite.
“It’s the armor,” admitted the Pearl. “But it is more than that. It is their belief that they should be doing the right thing whenever they can. Their absolute belief in the value of law.”
“Of honor.”
“Of good,” the Pearl concluded. “That is important. To have rulers who believe that good is the natural order of the world. That is what Procampur needs. And I am pledged to Procampur as truly as the Thultyrl.”
“Even if good is not the natural order.”
“How do you know that?”
Ivy remembered an argument about the Thieves Guilds with Sanval, and she concluded that every citizen of Procampur was just a little bit crazy when it came to topics like law, honor, and general good. It was an insanity that might just be catching. She rather hoped it would, or that at least it caught in places where she wasn’t trying to run some scheme or other. If sieges went out of style, she would need to find a new line of work. “I wish him well, your Thultyrl. A long and a happy life writing laws and building his library.”
“He will have it,” promised the Pearl with the same placid tone that she used to describe how she would boil Fottergrim’s head. “Even if I have to twist fate every day into a new pattern.”
Sanval was waiting for Ivy when she reached her tent. All of their gear was right where they had left it. No thieves had dared disturb the pack of panting dogs that had distributed themselves on top of their bags and boxes. The whole pack greeted her return with thumping tails. Everyone but Sanval was rummaging through their stuff, gathering up tools and looking for food. The Thultyrl’s people had fed them, but everyone was packing extra snacks into their clothing. After all, you never knew when you might drop down a hole and feel a little hungry.
Ivy started into her tent to look for a tin of sweetmeats that she thought she had left there. Sanval caught her arm as she passed and hastily let go when she stopped. The tips of his ears were slightly pink, but he also had that determined air about him. He was going to ask a question even if the answer was guaranteed to embarrass him. She was beginning to feel quite comfortable with those almost expressions of his.
“Why did you speak for me in front of the Thultyrl? Why rescue me so many times below ground? Why trade away that spellbook?”
She could have told him the truth. About how she could no more leave him behind than she could let Wiggles be eaten by a snake. Except, of course, her feelings for Sanval were even more complicated than that, and she needed some time to unravel them in her own mind. Once, when she was fifteen and setting out to be the most terrible and fearsome fighter in the Realms, she swore that she would never become too fond of anyoneshe wasn’t going to have some tragic love story turn her into a tree like her father. Except somewhere along the way, she had picked up all these odd attachmentsmore attachments than the Pearl had pearls. Furthermore, Ivy had a suspicion that her fondness for a certain noble character who owned an unbelievable amount of clean linen would be more
troublesome than all those other attachments combined. It might even be the kind of feeling that made you put down roots in one way or another.
Still, Sanval had saved her life more than once, and she did owe him an answer. After all, running away had never got her anything but being stuck under a dead horse, as Mumchance pointed out all too often.
“Friends are important,” she finally said.
He had a new expression on his face, one she hadn’t seen before. Sort of pleased, sort of disappointed.
“It was the right and proper thing to do. You should appreciate that, being from Procampur.” Ivy noticed that everyone had stopped hunting through their bags, and they were listening very casually to their conversation. “Anyway, Gunderal could not translate Toram’s spellbookeven Kid could not puzzle out what language it was in. Some type of code, we think. Basically worthless to us, except for the maps, and we tore those out before we gave it away.” Sanval’s expression was shifting further toward the disappointed side. Ivy hurried on, wondering why the others were all rolling their eyes at her. “The Moaning Diamond, on the other hand, would be very useful to us. Certainly it would lower the risk of our trade, seal the deal as Siegebreakers, if you know what I mean. Mumchance is sure that he knows where to dig to recover it. Want to help?”
Of course, she knew that he would refuse. He was too proper a gentleman to go treasure hunting underground.
He startled her by nodding. “Well, why not?”
Zuzzara and Gunderal laughed at Ivy’s expression.
“Pay up, pay up,” said Zuzzara to Mumchance and Kid. “Told you that he was going to stick around.”
“Just remember the rules, Ivy,” said Gunderal.
“You brought him back, my dear,” said Kid.
* “You’re responsible for him,” added Mumchance.
“If he makes a mess,” concluded Zuzzara.
“Him?” said Ivy staring at Sanval. All of his bright shining armor might be missing, and he might be wearing his second-best pair of boots, but he still appeared cleaner and neater rhan any fighter she had ever met. Procampur men!
Sanval stared back at her, looking carefully at the free-floating pony tail of golden hair waving on the top of her head and her generally well-groomed appearance. “How about I keep her cleaned up and looking like that?” Sanval asked the others.
“Could you?” asked Zuzzara. “Would you?” asked Gunderal.
“It seems like a very fair trade, my dears,” said Kid with his pointed little smile.
“I have to agree,” said Mumchance.
“Hey!” said Ivy, because she was their captain, and she occasionally did deserve just a bit more respect (not that she ever got it). Still, she couldn’t stop grinning.
Zuzzara, Gunderal, Mumchance, and Kid bent their heads together. There was a buzz of whispers.
“We would appreciate your help in keeping Ivy scrubbed,” said Mumchance finally. “There’s a spare room at the farm if you want to visit.”
“I might,” Sanval said directly to Ivy. “If you come to Procampur.”
“I might,” said Ivy with just the same emphasis. She cocked her head forward, got almost nose to nose, but he did not back down. He just narrowed his eyes and gave her that typical Sanval look of noble composure. It was, she had to admit, a very impressive and rather attractive expression. One of these days, she was going to figure out how to do it herself. After all, she was the daughter of a couple of heroesa bard and a
druid who rattled the world in their own wayand in some places that made her just as much a lady as Sanval was a gentleman. Still, she wondered how stuck he was on Procampur’s views about people like herself. “What color are your roof tiles today?”
“I think,” said Sanval with a faint but distinct smile, “I think that they should be red.”
“Humans! This flirting back and forth is going to take forever. Come on,” said Mumchance to the others. The dwarf whistled for Wiggles and the rest of his dogs. “Let’s go for a run, puppies! We have some digging to do.”