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CORRELATED

Copyright © 2014 by Shaun Gallagher

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TOPICS

TITLE PAGE

COPYRIGHT

DEDICATION

INTRODUCTION

 

'80s Music

AAA (The Auto Club)

Absent-Mindedness

Adam and Eve

Air Freshener

Aisle Seat vs. Window Seat

Aliens

All-Nighters

Bananas

Best Friends

Big Government vs. Big Business

Black Friday

Blind Dates

Blind vs. Deaf

Blood

Body Piercings

Bowling Skills

Boycotting

Braces

Breast Implants

Broken Bones

Bruising

Bumper Stickers

Burping at Will

Bury vs. Flush

Business Cards

Camping

Cat Lovers

Cheating

Checkers vs. Chess

Chef vs. Maid

Chicken Pox

Chiropractic Patients

Classical Music

Cola Discernment

Cold Weather

Cologne/Perfume

Corn on the Cob

Country Music

Court Testimony

Credit Cards

Credit Union Members

Cremation Hesitation

Cruises

Crying and Cursing

Cursive

Death Penalty

Decision Making

Deep-Dish Pizza

Diaries

Dodge Ball vs. Kickball

Donating Blood

Double-Jointedness

Emergency Vehicles

Exclamation Points

Exercise Habits

Extroverts

Eyesight

Fainting

Fan Mail

Filtered Water

Fistfights

Flag Burning

Flossing

Foreign Accents

Fraternities and Sororities

Glow Bowling

Going Dutch

Good Dancers

Good Singers

Grapes

Greeting Cards

Guacamole

Hair Dyeing

Handwriting

Horoscopes

Horror Movies

HTML Comprehension

iPods/iPads

Jugglers

Jury Duty

LA vs. NYC

Lactose Intolerance

Lady Gaga Fans

Landlines

Left Handers

Lemons vs. Limes

Leno vs. Letterman

Licorice

Losing One's Appetite

Macs vs. PCs

Manual Transmission

Marijuana

Married People

Mayonnaise

Moonwalking

Multilingualism

Mushrooms

Music Videos

Mustaches

Nail Biting

Neckties

Neighbors

Nirvana

Noncarbonated Beverages

Non-College Graduates

Nonfiction Lovers

Noses

Older Siblings

On the Radio

Organ Donors

Origami

Pants

Parents

Passwords

People Who Dine Out Frequently

Pepsi vs. Coke

Pessimists

Pet Allergies

Philadelphia

Piano Players

Pie vs. Cake

Poetry

Poets

Private School

Privilege vs. Ambition

Professional Wrestling

Public Speaking

Restaurants and Bars

Roller Coasters

Rolling
R
s

Sandwiches

Scouts

Sea-Monkeys

Security vs. Liberty

Sense of Direction

Shower Time

Single-Sex Schools

Skiers

Skydiving

Slash vs. the Edge

Sleep Position

Smokers

Sneaking In

Soda vs. Pop

South Park
vs.
The Simpsons

Speeding Tickets

Spelling

Spicy Food

Spiders vs. Snakes

Step-Parents

Stringed Instruments

Subjective Morality

Surfers

Sushi

Sweet Snacks

Tactfulness

Tattoos

Tea Drinkers

Teachers

Texting

Theists

Thin People

Tic-Tac-Toe

Time Travel

Tipping a Server

Toilet Paper

Tongue Dexterity

Touch Typing

TV in the Bedroom

Unemployment

Vegetarians

Video Games

Volunteerism

Voting

White Noise

Wisdom Teeth

Women

Work Less vs. Earn More

World War III

Yoga

Zombie Victims

 

ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

INTRODUCTION

If you've ever wondered whether iPod owners are more likely to stir their drinks counterclockwise, whether nonfiction lovers are more likely to have a positive opinion about France, or whether tea drinkers are more likely to prefer mechanical pencils, then this is the book for you!

The data that underpin the statistics you'll find in this book come from Correlated.org, a website devoted to uncovering surprising correlations between seemingly unrelated things.

Each day, a new poll question is posted on the site, and at the end of the day, the poll responses are tallied up and compared with the results of every previous poll to find the two responses with the strongest correlation.

For this book, I've taken Correlated.org's large data set—1,089,173 poll responses from 36,305 respondents—and generated all-new statistics in which the results of each poll were compared not only with previous polls but with the entirety of the available data. For the 182 topics chosen for inclusion in the book, the median sample size was 2,290 and the mean sample size was 2,222.

Although the statistics in this book are all based on real data, the methodology by which the correlations are generated is not intended to stand up to professional scrutiny. (In fact, it would probably make a professional statistician weep.) Rather, the correlations are intended to be amusing and thought provoking, and to illustrate some of the absurdities that result when you ignore tricky concepts such as confounding variables or the multiple-testing problem.

I hope you enjoy the surprising statistics presented here, and I hope you'll join the thousands of others who help generate new correlations by contributing to Correlated.org.

'80s Music

40%
of people have boycotted a company.

But among those who consider music from the '80s to be oldies,
52%
have boycotted a company.

----------------

53%
of people are Foo Fighters fans.

But among those who consider music from the '80s to be oldies, only
41%
are Foo Fighters fans.

----------------

70%
of people are adept at using chopsticks.

But among those who consider music from the '80s to be oldies, only
58%
are adept at using chopsticks.

DOUBLE PLAY

You're extremely likely to consider music from the '80s to be oldies if you both:

  • always wash your hands after using a public restroom
  • prefer Jake Gyllenhaal's movies to Maggie Gyllenhaal's
NO CORRELATION

People who consider music from the '80s to be oldies are almost exactly as likely as the average person to:

  • have been involved in student government
  • dislike honey-mustard sauce
  • have a nine-to-five type of job
AAA (The Auto Club)

38%
of people have had a poison ivy rash.

But among those who belong to AAA,
54%
have had a poison ivy rash.

----------------

77%
of people say that if a person dislikes them, it's generally because they don't know “the real me.”

But among those who belong to AAA,
89%
say that if a person dislikes them, it's generally because they don't know “the real me.”

----------------

29%
of people have visited a chiropractor.

But among those who belong to AAA,
40%
have visited a chiropractor.

DOUBLE PLAY

You're extremely likely to belong to AAA if you both:

  • prefer a hot breakfast over a cold breakfast
  • consider yourself more generous than the average person
NO CORRELATION

People who belong to AAA are almost exactly as likely as the average person to:

  • prefer Google Chrome as their browser
  • say they'd agree to work a midnight-to-8-a.m. shift for the next 10 years if the pay were $1 million a year
  • have never had asthma

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