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At least it was better than what Red would have done.

“I need some clothes,” he said. “The King’s men took mine, and I’m sick of being naked.”

Guy leaned against the mast.

“They’ll have some at the monastery.”

“How far is that?”

Guy shaded his eyes with his hand as he stared along the coastline. Daniel leaned over his shoulder. All he could see was rocks, water and trees. And clouds, where flying things circled before diving toward the water and grabbing swimming things in their mouths or claws.

Guy shrugged. “Can't be too far. Have you sailed before?”

“No. Have you?”

“Never even been on a sail boat before.” Guy stared up at the sails. “It's a piece of cloth on a stick. How hard can it be?”

CHAPTER 92

M
oses stared out to sea from the top of the cliffs. The boat bobbed up and down on the waves, threatening to tip Guy and Daniel into the water as they fumbled with the ropes. It twisted from side to side as they pulled the sail. Had the morons never been on a boat before? At this rate, he wouldn’t have to kill them, he could just stand there and watch them drown. At least the Brain was clinging to the mast, so he might survive long enough for Moses to save him.

Chains rattled in the trees behind him. A familiar, dark face peered out of the undergrowth. Another man followed behind, both of them naked, and bleeding from deep scratches in their wet skin.

“Ass-Reamer!” Moses yelled. “Bukkake! My boys!”

The men crept toward the cliff, dragging the chain between them. So the bear hadn’t eaten everyone, after all.

The remains of an arm dangled from a manacle on the chain, ending at a bloody mass of muscle and tendons, around the exposed bone of what had once been an elbow.

Was that? No, don’t even think about whose arm that was. It would only bring back bad memories. Or good memories that turned bad, of good times they would never see again. The others were gone. Best to forget and move on.

Moses raised his arms. “Come to daddy, my poor, lost boys.”

Ass-Reamer and Bukkake crept toward him, sniffling as they moved. Moses wiped the blood from their faces with his hands, then lay their heads on his shoulders. He rubbed their bare, hairy backs as they sobbed.

“There, there. You’re safe now. Moses will look after you.”

Drones swarmed in. Moses swung an arm at them, and they backed away. This should be their private time, not something for the fucking commissars to watch back home. His boys had suffered enough.

He had built his business from nothing, after he gave all his shinies to Guy, bribing the bastard to let him escape. He could do it again. Would do it again. And, with the King out of the way, he had no fear of being sent to the dungeon.

But, if he ever saw Guy and the boy again, they'd pay for what they'd done to his poor, sweet boys.

They’d better hope they do drown, because it would be a lot less painful than the fates he would think up. He'd have a lot of time to think about it, in the long, hard months of work before his business empire was restored.

The bushes moved again. Dark eyes stared out. Dark eyes set in a dark, furry face above big, thick lips. More faces stared at Moses from the treeline, the eyes small and hate-filled.

“There'sss that bassstard,” Red yelled.

Oh, Guy was really gonna pay.

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Edward M. Grant is a physicist and software developer turned SF and horror writer. He lives in the frozen wastes of Canada, but was born in England, where he wrote for a science and technology magazine and worked on numerous indie movies in and around London. He has travelled the world, been a VIP at several space shuttle launches, survived earthquakes and a tsunami, climbed Mt Fuji, assisted the search for the MH370 airliner, and visits nuclear explosion sites as a hobby.

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T
he spider was going to eat Daniel’s face. There was no longer any question about its intentions. He could tell what Simon wanted by the way the creature crouched on his chest, staring into his eyes, just waiting for the moment Daniel could no longer raise the energy to care enough to avoid its bite. Simon’s thick, furry legs tapped on Daniel’s bare skin, as though trying to determine whether he was still alive.

Daniel took a deep breath, his chest rose rapidly, and the spider scuttled across to his shoulder, then down his arm to the logs that made up the hull of the boat they’d stolen. Borrowed. Well, not much difference when the previous owners were dead, murdered by Red and his gang, then left hanging to bleed out before Red cooked them.

Simon scuttled across the deck, his feet tapping against the wood as he raced to the far side to check Guy and the Brain. He raised his front legs, and tapped them against the tattoo on the Brain’s bald head. The Brain moaned. Simon raced along the deck to the Brain’s hand, then ran up his arm, and settled down on the Brain’s chest.

Daniel hadn’t drunk anything for two days. The Brain had tried to rig up some device he could pour sea water into to clean it enough for them to drink, but Daniel had spewed out the mouthful he sipped as the salt tried to eat through his cheeks. The Brain apologized, and tried again.

He was still trying to fix the purification gizmo when he collapsed, mumbling something about his mother. That was the end of it, and the three of them just lay there, waiting to die.

It had all seemed so simple when they got on the boat. They could escape from Red and his men, and they’d just float along the coast for a few hours, then sail onto the beach near the monastery, and get organized before they returned to Kingston for the Revolution. With the King dead, the Borderlands would need a new leader, someone to bring freedom and happiness to the people he had enslaved.

So much for that. Daniel hadn’t seen the coast in days. The boat had sailed out to sea, and any attempt they’d made to steer had just taken it further away. The Brain had eventually figured out the right ropes to pull to control the course, but, by then, the storm had hit them. Dark waves taller than the mast tossed the boat from side to side, until they just huddled in the hut on the deck and hoped the storm would end before the creaking logs tore themselves apart.

By the time it was over, the mast had collapsed across the deck, and the sail was just a torn sheet of canvas trailing behind them in the water. They untied the last remaining rope, let the sail float away, then waited for any sign of land. Guy stabbed something in the water with a fish-like tail, and tentacles on its head, but the flesh made Daniel feel even sicker than the storm had made him. And it did little to quench his thirst.

So, now, there he was, lying on his back in the shadow of the hut, naked, and sunburned in places where he’d never known you could get sunburned. His ribs still ached, his nose still hadn’t healed after Skull-Face broke it. The scratches across his body stung every time a wave broke over the side of the boat, and splashed him with salt water.

But now, he was too tired to care.

A face stared down at him. A pretty, young face with big eyes and long brown hair that dangled toward him. Erica had come to rescue him. She’d flown across dozens of light years, braved the worst Hades could throw at her to track him down, and, now, she was ready to take him away from this place. Back home, back to EdCamp. Then their own apartment together, once the World Eugenics Council approved their Mating.

He smiled at her. She smiled back. That wide, loving smile that always melted his heart.

Then the world faded away.

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