Complete Works of Lewis Carroll (3 page)

And she went on planning to herself how she would manage it "they must go by the carrier," she thought, "and how funny it'll seem, sending presents to one's own feet!

And how odd the directions will look!

ALICE'S RIGHT FOOT, ESQ.

THE CARPET,

with ALICE'S LOVE

oh dear!
what nonsense I am talking!"

Just at this moment, her head struck against the roof of the hall: in fact, she was now rather more than nine feet high, and she at once took up the little golden key, and hurried off to the garden door.

Poor Alice!
it was as much as she could do, lying down on one side, to look through into the garden with one eye, but to get through was more hopeless than ever: she sat down and cried again.

"You ought to be ashamed of yourself," said Alice, "a great girl like you," (she might well say this,) "to cry in this way!
Stop this instant, I tell you!"
But she cried on all the same, shedding gallons of tears, until there was a large pool, about four inches deep, all round her, and reaching half way across the hall.
After a time, she heard a little pattering of feet in the distance, and dried her eyes to see what was coming.
It was the white rabbit coming back again, splendidly dressed, with a pair of white kid gloves in one hand, and a nosegay in the other.
Alice was ready to ask help of any one, she felt so desperate, and as the rabbit passed her, she said, in a low, timid voice, "If you please, Sir—" the rabbit started violently, looked up once into the roof of the hall, from which the voice seemed to come, and then dropped the nosegay and the white kid gloves, and skurried away into the darkness, as hard as it could go.

Alice took up the nosegay and gloves, and found the nosegay so delicious that she kept smelling at it all the time she went on talking to herself—"dear, dear!
how queer everything is today!
and yesterday everything happened just as usual: I wonder if I was changed in the night?
Let me think: was I the same when I got up this morning?
I think I remember feeling rather different.
But if I'm not the same, who in the world am I?
Ah, that's the great puzzle!"
And she began thinking over all the children she knew of the same age as herself, to see if she could have been changed for any of them.

"I'm sure I'm not Gertrude," she said, "for her hair goes in such long ringlets, and mine doesn't go in ringlets at all—and I'm sure I ca'n't be Florence, for I know all sorts of things, and she, oh!
she knows such a very little!
Besides, she's she, and I'm I, and—oh dear!
how puzzling it all is!
I'll try if I know all the things I used to know.
Let me see: four times five is twelve, and four times six is thirteen, and four times seven is fourteen—oh dear!
I shall never get to twenty at this rate!
But the Multiplication Table don't signify—let's try Geography.
London is the capital of France, and Rome is the capital of Yorkshire, and Paris—oh dear!
dear!
that's all wrong, I'm certain!
I must have been changed for Florence!
I'll try and say "How doth the little,"" and she crossed her hands on her lap, and began, but her voice sounded hoarse and strange, and the words did not sound the same as they used to do:

"How doth the little crocodile Improve its shining tail, And pour the waters of the Nile On every golden scale!

"How cheerfully it seems to grin!
How neatly spreads its claws!
And welcomes little fishes in With gently-smiling jaws!"

"I'm sure those are not the right words," said poor Alice, and her eyes filled with tears as she thought "I must be Florence after all, and I shall have to go and live in that poky little house, and have next to no toys to play with, and oh!
ever so many lessons to learn!
No!
I've made up my mind about it: if I'm Florence, I'll stay down here!
It'll be no use their putting their heads down and saying 'come up, dear!'
I shall only look up and say 'who am I then?
answer me that first, and then, if I like being that person, I'll come up: if not, I'll stay down here till I'm somebody else—but, oh dear!"
cried Alice with a sudden burst of tears, "I do wish they would put their heads down!
I am so tired of being all alone here!"

As she said this, she looked down at her hands, and was surprised to find she had put on one of the rabbit's little gloves while she was talking.
"How can I have done that?"
thought she, "I must be growing small again."
She got up and went to the table to measure herself by it, and found that, as nearly as she could guess, she was now about two feet high, and was going on shrinking rapidly: soon she found out that the reason of it was the nosegay she held in her hand: she dropped it hastily, just in time to save herself from shrinking away altogether, and found that she was now only three inches high.

"Now for the garden!"
cried Alice, as she hurried back to the little door, but the little door was locked again, and the little gold key was lying on the glass table as before, and "things are worse than ever!"
thought the poor little girl, "for I never was as small as this before, never!
And I declare it's too bad, it is!"

At this moment her foot slipped, and splash!
she was up to her chin in salt water.
Her first idea was that she had fallen into the sea: then she remembered that she was under ground, and she soon made out that it was the pool of tears she had wept when she was nine feet high.
"I wish I hadn't cried so much!"
said Alice, as she swam about, trying to find her way out, "I shall be punished for it now, I suppose, by being drowned in my own tears!
Well!
that'll be a queer thing, to be sure!
However, every thing is queer today."
Very soon she saw something splashing about in the pool near her: at first she thought it must be a walrus or a hippopotamus, but then she remembered how small she was herself, and soon made out that it was only a mouse, that had slipped in like herself.

"Would it be any use, now," thought Alice, "to speak to this mouse?
The rabbit is something quite out-of-the-way, no doubt, and so have I been, ever since I came down here, but that is no reason why the mouse should not be able to talk.
I think I may as well try."

So she began: "oh Mouse, do you know how to get out of this pool?
I am very tired of swimming about here, oh Mouse!"
The mouse looked at her rather inquisitively, and seemed to her to wink with one of its little eyes, but it said nothing.

"Perhaps it doesn't understand English," thought Alice; "I daresay it's a French mouse, come over with William the Conqueror!"
(for,with all her knowledge of history, Alice had no very clear notion how long ago anything had happened,) so she began again: "où est ma chatte?"
which was the first sentence out of her French lesson-book.
The mouse gave a sudden jump in the pool, and seemed to quiver with fright: "oh, I beg your pardon!"
cried Alice hastily, afraid that she had hurt the poor animal's feelings, "I quite forgot you didn't like cats!"

"Not like cats!"
cried the mouse, in a shrill, passionate voice, "would you like cats if you were me?"

"Well, perhaps not," said Alice in a soothing tone, "don't be angry about it.
And yet I wish I could show you our cat Dinah: I think you'd take a fancy to cats if you could only see her.
She is such a dear quiet thing," said Alice, half to herself, as she swam lazily about in the pool, "she sits purring so nicely by the fire, licking her paws and washing her face: and she is such a nice soft thing to nurse, and she's such a capital one for catching mice—oh!
I beg your pardon!"
cried poor Alice again, for this time the mouse was bristling all over, and she felt certain that it was really offended, "have I offended you?"

"Offended indeed!"
cried the mouse, who seemed to be positively trembling with rage, "our family always hated cats!
Nasty, low, vulgar things!
Don't talk to me about them any more!"

"I won't indeed!"
said Alice, in a great hurry to change the conversation, "are you—are you—fond of—dogs?"
The mouse did not answer, so Alice went on eagerly: "there is such a nice little dog near our house I should like to show you!
A little bright-eyed terrier, you know, with oh!
such long curly brown hair!
And it'll fetch things when you throw them, and it'll sit up and beg for its dinner, and all sorts of things—I ca'n't remember half of them—and it belongs to a farmer, and he says it kills all the rats and—oh dear!"
said Alice sadly, "I'm afraid I've offended it again!"
for the mouse was swimming away from her as hard as it could go, and making quite a commotion in the pool as it went.

So she called softly after it: "mouse dear!
Do come back again, and we won't talk about cats and dogs any more, if you don't like them!"
When the mouse heard this, it turned and swam slowly back to her: its face was quite pale, (with passion, Alice thought,) and it said in a trembling low voice "let's get to the shore, and then I'll tell you my history, and you'll understand why it is I hate cats and dogs."