Complete Works of James Joyce (192 page)

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Stop.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Non plus ulstra,

Foughty Unn, Enoch Thortig, endso one, like

 

 

Elba, nec, cashel-

to pitch of your cap, pac, on to tin tall spilli-

 

bum tuum.

cans. 1 To sum, borus pew notus pew eurus

 

Dondderwedder

pew zipher. Ace, deuce, tricks, quarts, quims.

 

Kyboshicksal

Mumtiplay of course and carry to their whole

 

 

number. While on the other hand, traduced

 

 

by their comedy nominator to the loaferst

 

 

terms for their aloquent parts, sexes, suppers,

 

 

oglers, novels and dice. 2 He could find (the

 

 

rakehelly!) by practice the valuse of thine-to-

 

 

mine articles with no reminder for an equality

 

 

of relations and, with the helpings from his

 

 

tables, improduce fullmin to trumblers, links

 

 

unto chains, weys in Nuffolk till tods of

 

 

Yorek, oozies ad libs and several townsends,

 

 

several hundreds, civil-to-civil imperious

 

 

gallants into gells (Irish), bringing alliving

 

 

stone allaughing down to grave clothnails and

 

 

a league of archers, fools and lurchers under

 

 

the rude rule of fumb. What signifieth whole

 

 

that 3 but, be all the prowess of ten, ’tis as

 

 

strange to relate he, nonparile to rede, rite and

 

 

reckan, caught allmeals dullmarks for his

 

 

nucleuds and alegobrew. They wouldn’t took

 

 

bearings no how anywheres. O them dodd-

 

 

hunters and allanights, aabs and baas for

 

 

agnomes, yees and zees for incognits, bate

 

 

him up jerrybly! Worse nor herman doror-

 

 

rhea. Give you the fantods, seemed to him.

 

 

They ought to told you every last word first

 

 

stead of trying every which way to kinder

 

 

smear it out poison long. Show that the

 

 

1 Twelve buttles man, twentyeight bows of curls, forty bonnets woman

 

 

and every youthfully yours makes alleven add the hundred.

 

2 Gamester Damester in the road to Rouen, he grows more like his deed

 

every die.

 

3 Slash-the-Pill lifts the pellet. Run, Phoenix, run!

 

 

 

 

 

 

A stodge An-

median, hce che ech, interecting at royde

 

 

gleshman has

angles the parilegs of a given obtuse one bis-

 

been worked by

cuts both the arcs that are in curveachord

 

eccentricity.

behind. Brickbaths. The family umbroglia.

 

An oxygon is no-

A Tullagrove pole 1 to the Height of County

 

turally reclined

Fearmanagh has a septain inclinaison 2 and the

 

to rest.

graphplot for all the functions in Lower

 

Ba be bi bo bum.

County Monachan, whereat samething is rivi-

 

 

sible by nighttim, may be involted into the

 

 

zeroic couplet, palls pell inhis heventh glike

 

 

noughty times ì , find, if you are not literally

 

 

cooefficient, how minney combinaisies and per-

 

 

mutandies can be played on the international

 

 

surd! pthwndxrclzp!, hids cubid rute being

 

 

extructed, taking anan illitterettes,ififif at a tom.

 

 

Answers, (for teasers only). 3 Ten, twent, thirt,

 

 

see, ex and three icky totchty ones. From

 

 

solation to solution. Imagine the twelve

 

 

deaferended dumbbawls of the whowl above-

 

 

beugled to be the contonuation through

 

 

regeneration of the urutteration of the word

 

 

in pregross. It follows that, if the two ante-

 

 

sedents be bissyclitties and the three come-

 

 

seekwenchers trundletrikes, then, Aysha Lali-

 

 

pat behidden on the footplate, Big Whiggler 4

 

 

restant upsittuponable, the NCR 5 presents to

 

 

us (tandem year at lasted length!) an otto-

 

 

mantic turquo-indaco of pictorial shine by

 

 

pictorial shimmer so long as, gad of the gidday,

 

 

pictorial summer, viridorefulvid, lits asheen,

 

 

1 Dideney, Dadeney, Dudeney, O, I’d know that putch on your poll.

 

 

2 That is tottinghim in his boots.

 

3 Come all ye hapney coachers and support the richview press.

 

4 Braham Baruch he married his cook to Massach McKraw her uncle-in-

 

law who wedded his widow to Hjalmar Kjaer who adapted his daughter to

 

Braham the Bear. V for Wadlock, P for shift, H for Lona the Konkubine.

 

5 A
gee is just a jay on the jaunts cowsway.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Finnfinnotus of

but (lenz alack lends a lot), if this habby cyclic

 

 

Cincinnati.

erdor be outraciously enviolated by a mierelin

 

Arthurgink’s

roundtableturning, like knuts in maze, the zitas

 

hussies and

runnind hare and dart 1 with the yeggs in

 

Everguin’s men.

their muddle, like a seven of wingless arrows,

 

Nom de nombres!

hodgepadge, thump, kick and hurry, all boy

 

The balbearians.

more missis blong him he race quickfeller all

 

 

same hogglepiggle longer house blong him, 2

 

 

while the catched and dodged exarx seems

 

 

himmulteemiously to beem (he wins her hend!

 

 

he falls to tail!) the ersed ladest mand 3 and

 

 

(uhu and uhud!) the losed farce on erro-

 

 

roots, 4 twalegged poneys and threehandled

 

 

dorkeys (madahoy, morahoy, lugahoy, jog-

 

 

ahoyaway) MPM brings us a rainborne pamto-

 

 

momiom, aqualavant to (cat my dogs, if I

 

 

baint dingbushed like everything!) kaksitoista

 

 

volts yksitoista volts kymmenen volts yhdek-

 

 

san volts kahdeksan volts seitseman volts kuusi

 

 

volts viisi volts nelja volts kolme volts kaksi

 

 

volts yksi! allahthallacamellated, caravan series

 

 

to the finish of helve’s fractures.5 In outher

 

 

wards, one from five, two to fives ones, one

 

 

from fives two millamills with a mill and a

 

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