Authors: Rita Mae Brown
7
At ten o'clock Saturday evening, Harry, already snuggled in bed, Mrs. Murphy on her pillow, Pewter next to her, and Tucker on the end of the bed, was reading
Remembrance of Things Past
. This was one of those books she'd promised herself to read back in college and she was finally making herself do it. Amazed at Proust's capacity for detail and even more amazed that readers of the day had endured it, she plowed through. Mostly she liked it, but she was only halfway through Volume I.
The phone rang.
“Has to be Susan or Fair,”
Pewter grumbled.
“Hello.” Harry picked up the receiver; the phone was on the nightstand by the bed.
“Har.” Susan's voice was breathless. “Hank Brevard was found murdered at the hospital.”
“Huh?” Harry sat up.
“Bobby Minifee found him in the boiler room, right after sunset. Throat slit. O-o-o.” Susan shuddered.
Susan, one of Crozet's leading younger citizens, was on the hospital board. Sam Mahanes, responsible and quick, had called every member of the board, which also included Mim Sanburne and Larry Johnson.
“Oh, I wish I hadn't picked on him.” Harry felt remorse. “Even if he was a crab.”
“You know, Harry, a little expression of grief might be in order here.”
“Oh, balls, Susan. I did express griefâa little, your qualifier! Besides, I'm talking to you.”
A light giggle floated over the line. “He was a downer. Stillâto have your throat slit.”
“A swift death, I assume.”
The animals pricked their ears.
Susan paused a second. “Do you think people die as they lived?”
“Uh, I don't know. No. No. I mean how can you die as you lived if someone sneaks up behind you and s-s-s-t.”
“You don't have to produce sound effects.”
“And how can you die as you lived if you're propped up in a hospital bed, tubes running everywhere. That's a slow slide down. I'd hate it. Well, I guess most people in that position hate it.”
“Yeah, but I wonder sometimes. What I'm getting at is even if you're on that deathbed, let's say, you would approach death as you approached life. Some will face it head-on, others will deny it, others will put on a jolly face.”
“Oh that. Yeah, then I suppose you doâI mean, you do die as you lived. Makes Hank's death even stranger. Someone grabs him and that's the end of it. Swift, brutal, effective. Three qualities I wouldn't assign to Hank.”
“No, but we'd assign them to his killer.”
Harry thought a long time. “I guess so. What's so weird is why anyone would want to kill Hank Brevard other than to stop hearing him talk about how our country is a cesspool of political corruption, Sam Mahanes works him too hard, and let's not forget Hank's theories on the Kennedy assassination.”
“Fidel Castro,” Susan filled in.
“I count that as part of the Kennedy assassination.” Harry changed the subject slightly. “When do you have a board meeting? I'm assuming you'll have an emergency one.”
“Which Mim will take over as soon as Sam opens it.”
“He'd damn well better smile when she does it, too. She's one of the hospital's largest contributors. Anyway, imperious as Mim can be, she has good ideas. Which reminds me. I was going to call you tomorrow and tell you that Little Mim wants to run for mayor of Crozet.”
“Tomorrow. You should have called me the minute you walked in the door,” Susan chided her.
“Well, I kinda intended to but then I mopped the kitchen floor because it was a mud slide and then I trimmed Tucker's nails which she hates, the big baby.”
“I do,”
Tucker replied.
“Has Marilyn lost her senses?”
“I don't know. She pressured me a little bit but not in a bad way. She said her father had done a pretty good job but she and he were falling on opposite sides of the fence over the development of Crozet, especially where industry is concerned, and you know, she did make a good point. She said it's time our generation got involved.”
“We have been slugs,” Susan agreed. “So what are you going to do? Between a rock and a hard place.”
“I said I'd think about it. She'll ask you, too. We're all going to have to make choices and publicly, too.”
“M-m-m, well, let me call Rev. Jones so he can get the Lutheran Church ladies in gear. Miranda will organize the Church of the Holy Light group. We'd better all get over to Lisa Brevard's tomorrow morning.”
“Right. What time are you going?”
“Nine.”
“Okay. I'll be there at nine, too. See you.” Harry hung up the phone, informed her three animal friends of the bizarre event, then thought about the morning's task.
Sitting next to grief disturbed her. But when her mother and father had died within a year of each other, she had cherished those people who came to share that grief, brought covered dishes, helped. How selfish to deny yourself to another person in need because their sorrow makes you uncomfortable. People feel uncomfortable for different reasons. Men feel terrible because they can't fix it and men are raised to fix things. Women empathize and try to soothe the sufferer. Perhaps the categories don't break down that neatly along gender lines but Harry thought they did.
She reached over and set her alarm a half hour early, to five
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Then she clicked off the light. “Who in the world would want to kill Hank Brevard?”
“Somebody very sure of himself,”
Mrs. Murphy sagely noted.
“Why do you say that?”
Pewter asked.
“Because he or she knew his way around the basement, probably he. He left the body. Humans who want to cover their tracks bury the body. At least, that's what I think. There's an element of arrogance in just leaving Hank crumpled there. And the killer either knew the schedule, the work routine, or he took the chance no one else would be in the basement.”
“You're right,”
Tucker said.
“Will you guys pipe down? I need my beauty sleep.”
“Try coma,”
Pewter smarted off.
The other two snickered but did quiet down.
8
The scale needle dipped. Tom Yancy, the coroner, lifted off the brain. His assistant wrote down
2 lb. 9 oz.
Both Rick and Coop had attended enough autopsies not to be but so squeamish but Rick hated the part when the coroner sawed off the skullcap. The sound of those tiny blades cutting into fresh bone and the odor of the bone made him queasy. The rest of it didn't bother him. Most people got woozy when the body was opened from stem to stern but he could handle that just fine.
Each organ was lifted out of Hank Brevard.
“Liver's close to shot,” Tom noted. “Booze.”
“Funny. I never saw him drunk,” Rick remarked.
“Well, it is possible to have liver disease without alcohol but this is cirrhosis. He drank.”
“Maybe that's why he was so bitchy. He was hungover most of the time,” Coop said.
“He wasn't exactly beauty and light, was he?” Tom poked around the heart. “Look. The heart is disproportionate. The left side should be about one half the right. His is smaller. Chances are he would have dropped sooner rather than later since this pump was working too hard. Every body has its secrets.”
After the autopsy, Tom washed up.
“The obvious?” Rick asked.
“Oh yeah. No doubt about it. Left to right as you noted. Back to the bone. The C-3 vertebra was even nicked with the blade where I showed you. Damn near took his head off. A razor-sharp blade, too. Nothing sloppy or jagged about it. Very neat work.”
“A surgeon's precision.” Coop crossed her arms over her chest. She was getting tired and hungry.
“I'd say so, although there are plenty of people who could make that cut if the instrument was sharp enough. People have been slitting one another's throats since B.C. It's something we're good at.” Tom smiled wryly.
“But the assailant had to be powerful.” Rick hated the chemical smells of the lab.
“Yes. There's no way the killer could be female unless she bench-presses two hundred and fifty pounds and some do, some do. But from the nature of the wound it was someone a bit taller than Hank. Otherwise the wound would have been a bit downward, unless he drove Hank to his knees, but you said there was no sign of struggle at the site.”
“None.”
“Then my guess, which I'm sure is yours, too, is the killer came up behind him, was Hank's height or taller, grabbed his mouth and cut so fast Hank barely knew what hit him. I suppose there's comfort in that.”
“How long did it take him to die?”
“Two minutes, more or less.”
“There'd be no shortage of suitable knives in the hospital,” Coop said.
“Or people who know how to use them.” Tom opened the door to the corridor.
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Flames darted behind the glass front of the red enamel wood-burning stove. Tussie Logan hung up the phone in the kitchen.
When she returned to the living room, Randy Sands, her housemate and best friend, noticed her ashen face. “What's wrong?”
“Hank Brevard is dead.”
“Heart attack?” Randy rose, walked over to Tussie, and put his arm around her shoulders.
“No. He was murdered.”
“What?” Randy dropped his arm, turning to face her.
“Someone slit his throat.”
“Good Lord.” He sucked in his breath. “How primitive.” He walked back to the sofa. “Come on, sit down beside me. Talking helps.”
“I don't know what to say.” She dropped next to him, which made his cushion rise up a little bit.
“Who just called to tell you?”
“Oh, Debbie, Jordan Ivanic's secretary. I guess we're all being called one by one. She said Sheriff Shaw or Deputy Cooper would be questioning us andâ” She bit her lip.
“Not the most hospitable man but still.” He put his arm around her again. “I'm sorry.”
“You know, I was just in the post office with him and he was bitching and moaning about working a late shift because someone was sick or whatever. Half the time I tuned him out.” She breathed in sharply. “Now I feel guilty as hell about it.”
Randy patted her shoulder. “Everybody did that. He was boring.”
A log popped in the stove.
Tussie flinched. “You never know. How trite.” She rocked herself. “How utterly trite but it's true. Here I work in a hospital with these desperately sick children. I mean, Randy, we know most of them haven't a prayer but this shakes me.”
“Working with terminally ill children is your profession. Having an associate or whatever you call Hank is quite another matter . . . having him murdered, I mean. Sometimes I open my mouth and I can't keep my tongue on track,” he apologized.
“Start one sentence and bop into the second before you've finished the first.” She smiled sadly. “Randy, I have to go back and work in that hospital and there's a killer loose.” She shuddered.
“Now you don't know that. It could have been a random thing.”
“A homicidal maniac goes to the hospital and selects Hank.”
“Well,” his voice lightened. “You know what I mean. It's got nothing to do with you.”
“God, I hope not.” She shuddered again and he kept patting her shoulder, keeping his arm around her.
“You'll be fine.”
“Randy, I'm scared.”
9
Once a human being reaches a certain age, death, while not a friend, is an acquaintance. Sudden death, though, always catches people off guard.
Lisa Brevard, in her early fifties, was stunned by her husband's murder. To lose him was bad enough, but to have him murdered was doubly upsetting. She knew his faults but loved him anyway. Perhaps the same could have been said of him for her.
After Harry left the Brevards' she, Susan, Miranda Hogendobber, and Coop had lunch at Miranda's, she being the best cook in Crozet.
“When does Tracy get back?” Coop asked Miranda about her high-school boyfriend, who had struck up a courtship with her at their reunion last year.
“As soon as he sells the house.” She placed the last dish on the tableâmashed potatoesâsat down, and held Harry's and Coop's hands. Coop held Susan's hand so the circle was complete. “Heavenly Father, we thank Thee for Thy bounty to us both in food and in friendship. We ask that Thou sustain and comfort Lisa and the family in their time of sorrow. In Jesus' name we pray. Amen.”
“Amen,” the others echoed, as did the animals, who quickly pounced upon their dishes on the floor.
“You look wonderful, Miranda.” Susan was proud of Miranda, who had lost forty pounds.
“Men fall in love with their eyes, women with their ears.” Miranda smiled.
Coop glanced up, fork poised in midair. “I never thought of that.”
“The Good Lord made us differently. There's no point complaining about it. We have to accept it, besides”âMiranda handed the bowl to her leftâ“I wouldn't have it any other way.”
“Wh-o-o-o.” Harry raised her eyebrows.
“Don't start, Harry.” Miranda shot her a glance, mock fierce.
“I hope Tracy sells that house in Hawaii fast.” Harry heaped salad into her bowl.
“I do, too. I feel like a girl again.” Miranda beamed.
They talked about Tracy and others in the town but the conversation kept slipping back to Hank Brevard.
“Cooper, are you holding back?” Harry asked.
“No. It takes us time to piece together someone's life and that's what we have to do with Hank. Whatever he was, whatever he did, someone wanted him dead. Big time.”
“He couldn't have, say, surprised someone doingâ” Susan didn't finish her sentence as Harry jumped in.
“In the boiler room of the hospital?”
“Harry, someone could have been throwing evidence into the boiler,” Susan defended herself.
“Most likely the incinerator.” Cooper then described the bowels of the hospital building to them. “So you see, given the corridors, whoever did this knew their way around.”
“Someone who works there,” Miranda said.
“Or someone who services equipment there. We have to run down every single contractor, repairman, delivery boy who goes in and out of that place.”
“What a lot of work,” Miranda exclaimed. “Like that old TV show,
Dragnet
. You do throw a net over everything, don't you?”
Cooper nodded. “And sooner or later, Miranda, something turns up.”
And so it did, but not at all where they thought it would.