Clarkson on Cars (41 page)

1979 Ford Granada Ghia

What is your favourite quote, or line from a song?

Then ten years have got behind you,

No one told you when to run,

You missed the starting gun

(Pink Floyd, ‘Dark Side of the Moon’)

What did you want to be when you grew up?

King

What was the worst job you ever had?

Road-testing the Toyota Corolla

What is the bravest thing you have ever done?

I never do brave things

What is your greatest achievement?

Going five years through public school and never once playing cricket

Who would you most like to see gunged?

Lynn Faulds-Wood

What was/is your favourite ‘children’s’ TV programme?

Paddington Bear

Who or what always makes you laugh?

Auberon Waugh

You’re in a rapidly descending hot-air balloon with Jeremy Beadle, Jeremy Clarkson and Jeremy Paxman and you have to throw one out to stop it crashing – who goes first?

This is not fair