Chasing Can Be Murder (2 page)

Hand shaking, I lifted the receiver off the cradle and brought the phone to my ear. “H-Hello.”

“Interesting collection of dog statues lined up on your dresser.”

“Huh?”

The speaker was male, but that’s all I could make out. It sounded like he was talking through a thick scarf.

“I owned a boxer dog once,” the muffled voice went on, “just like the one in your collection. Turns out I hated the mongrel’s guts, so I tied him to a tree and shot both his ears off. I guess he eventually bled to death. Never went back to find out.”

I opened my mouth to speak but nothing came out.

“Since then, I’ve found knives much quieter than guns.”

Sharp icicles broke off and clanged in my chest making it difficult to breathe. My hand shook so much I almost dropped the phone.

“Turner knew the consequences of disobeying orders. But I’m sure you won’t make the same mistake…Katrina.”

He knew my name
.

Like the sound of a doomsday clock, a deep pounding started in my head. If Matt’s murderer knew me—I must know him. “What are you talking about?” I whispered. “Who are you?”

He laughed, and it made me think of the dead chill at a city morgue. “If I hear you’ve told anyone about this call—anyone at all,” he warned, “I will become your worst nightmare.”

“But—”

“Ever felt a knife slicing into your face, Katrina? The pain as the blade cuts through the flesh into the bone, blood filling your eyes and mouth?”

I think I wet myself about then.

“Tell anyone about this call and I’ll come back and rearrange that pretty face of yours. Make it so even your own mother won’t recognize you.”

Open mouthed, heart quaking somewhere around my ankles, I listened to the buzzing tone in my ear before the line went dead.

2

How did Matt’s murderer know my name? Who was he? What if he came back? Would he come after me if I contacted the police? But surely I had no option. After all, a dead body wasn’t something I could hide. Or could I? I hung up the phone, closed my eyes, drew in a deep breath, attempted to sort out the tangled chaos in my head.

Right at this moment, what I needed more than the voice of a fault-finding policeman was to hear soothing words from my best friend. Words like...
there, there, you’ll be fine, Kat. The ambulance will take Matt away. We’ll bin the sheets, spray the bedroom with a heavy-duty deodorizer, and hey presto, you won’t even notice there’s been a murder in your house.

Tanya Ashton answered the phone on the seventh ring.

“Hunh.” The noise from deep in her throat growled down the line. “It’s three thirty in the bloody morning. This better be good.”

“Tanya—”

“Kat?” Her voice changed to concern. “You okay?”

I sniffed. “No. Not really.”

“Why? What’s happened?”

My bottom lip quivered. “There’s a dead body in my bed.”

“A
what
?” I heard her swallow. “Gimme five minutes. Don’t touch anything. Don’t go anywhere. Don’t. Even. Breathe.”

It only took her
four
minutes. However, by the time Tanya screeched up to the house in
Phoebe
, her hot red
Toyota Yaris
, I’d covered my nakedness with the suede trench coat I’d left hanging on the back of a chair and unearthed half a bottle of vodka from under the kitchen sink. Even though I knew I needed to stay alert for the police, it didn’t stop me from raiding my emergency supply for a stiff drink. For let’s face it—with Matthew Turner skewered to my bed and an unidentified killer who not only knew my name but threatened to carve up my face like a Sunday roast—this was one heck of an emergency.

After letting Tanya into the house, I blinked at her pre-dawn outfit. In her hurry, she’d pulled on tie-dye skinny leggings under a flimsy green nightgown and added a ratty purple bomber jacket. But even in a crisis she’d remembered to slip on her favorite shoes—lipstick red
Chloe
stilettos.

The rustle of her bomber jacket sounded like a volley of gunfire in the silence of the room when she pulled back from a hug and studied my face. “You okay, Kat?” Although chalk and cheese, Tanya and I had been BFF from the time in second grade when we’d beat the class bully over the head with matching Barbie dolls. And we’d looked out for each other ever since.

I shrugged one shoulder. I was far from okay but if I started a pity party now the kitchen furniture would be floating in tears within half an hour.

“You said there was a dea dbody.” Tanya’s eyes never left mine. “Please...tell me you were joking.”

I shook my head.

“Where is it?”

“Go look in my bed.”

While Tanya climbed the stairs, I hunted up two empty roadrunner jam jars and tipped a good dose of vodka in the bottom of each before counting down.

Five. Four. Three. Two. One...

Movements jerky and uncoordinated, Tanya lurched down the stairs. For a moment I thought she was going to collapse on the bottom stair but she seemed to stiffen her spine at the last moment. I sipped my vodka and watched her. Like a sleepwalker she drifted across to the table and slumped into the chair opposite me.

“Jesus…”

I angled the other roadrunner jam jar across the table and watched her drain the contents in one gulp.

She spluttered. And then her eyes fastened on me. “It’s Matthew Turner.”

I nodded.

Her mouth opened, shut, and then opened again. “But...but you didn’t say
how
dead he was.”

“Dead is dead, Tanya. There are no degrees.”

She stared at me as though I was a stranger. As though I wasn’t the one who held her hand and helped her breathe and push and swear through the birth of her baby the night her lazy, useless, piece of shit, now ex-husband played poker with the boys instead of attending the birthing ceremony. “
Why
?”

“What do you mean?”

“
Why
did you kill him?” Her eyes widened ever further. “Oh, shit! He raped you, didn’t he? You had to kill him in self-defense.”

“Tanya…” Where were the soothing words of comfort? Where was the offer to help ditch the bloody sheets? “I didn’t kill Matt. How could you accuse me of doing such a thing?”

I let my aching head drop onto the cold laminated table top with a thump. If my best friend thought I’d killed Matthew Turner what hope was there of convincing the police of my innocence? If only I could tell her about the killer’s phone call. But my bowels went wonky at the thought of that psycho slicing into my face like a soup vegetable.

Tanya leant over and grabbed the vodka bottle by the neck. “Okay, okay, I’m sorry. It’s just this whole dead Matt thing. It’s freaking me out.” She poured herself another shot. “Freaking me out big time!” She emptied the fiery liquid down her throat, spluttered and gasped, and poured another. “And what about whoever stabbed Matt? What if he’s holed up in the house waiting to pounce on us? What if he finds another knife?” She covered her mouth with one hand and barreled to her feet. “Oh, Jesus! Do you think we should hide your kitchen utensils?”

Without waiting for an answer she was off again like the steam from a boiling kettle. “No, no, we better not do that. If he can’t find a knife he might find something worse to kill us with.”

I blinked up at my best friend who was supposed to be comforting me. “Tanya, would it really matter what he used if we ended up dead anyway?” I shook my head. “What am I saying? If whoever murdered Matt wanted me dead I’d be upstairs going stiff and cold right now.”

“You’re right. Of course.” Tanya flopped into her chair again, picked up a cardboard coaster from the table and fanned her face. “So, have you rung the police?”

Both hands on the table I pushed my chair back. “I’ll do it now. I was just waiting until you—”

“Don’t ring the police.”

The kitchen spun as I jerked my head up and gave her a disbelieving stare. Did Tanya know about the killer’s phone call?

“What I mean is,” she continued, evidently unsure of her ground, “we could er... you know, get rid of the body, so we don’t get involved.”

I let out a breath. No, she didn’t know about the phone call. She was just on a different wave length to me.

“Look, I’m not saying we drop Matt in the river, or leave him in the middle of the railway tracks. Nothing tacky like that.” She took another swig of vodka before continuing. “Hell, Matt was a good guy. Pathetic, but still, a good guy. All I’m suggesting is we drive him home and quietly leave him on his front doorstep.” She shrugged one purple-clad shoulder as if to signify the simplicity of the operation. “Then no one knows he was murdered in your bed.”

“Yeah, but—”

“After we arrange him neatly, you know, with his hands covering certain naked limp and ugly appendages, we come back here, clean your bedroom and no one will know he’s been here.”

“Yeah, but—”

“That way, one of Matt’s neighbors finds the body and rings the police and you’re in the clear.”

I hesitated. Her plan did sound tempting. “Well, I suppose we could, but…”

Something about the image of dragging Matt down the stairs, his head banging reproachfully on every step, of jamming his stiffening body parts into the boot of his car, made my stomach clench in protest.

Tempting—but no cigar.

Instead, I patted my best friend’s hand. She meant well. Boy, did she mean well. “Thanks for the offer Tan, but we’d better give the Thelma and Louise act a miss. There’s no way we can do that to poor Matt.”

“Why? Poor Matt wouldn’t feel a thing.”

I shivered at the reality. “I know, but it doesn’t seem right, does it?”

“Your call.”

“Talking of calls...” I stood up and moved toward the phone.

“Anyway, how come Matt was in your bed at all?” Tanya followed me into the lounge room, drink in hand. “You were supposed to dump the guy.”

“I did try to put him off but he was like a damn puppy. You know all eyes and tongue and little-boy grin.”

“Little-boy grin? God, Kat, you’re twenty-eight years old. If you want to catch a
real
man it’s time you started playing with the grown-ups.”

I sighed. Why couldn’t I say no?

My mother’s words bounced censoriously around in my head: “
Katrina McKinley, you’re the world’s biggest pushover. If a guy in a hoodie told you he needed money to pay for his dear dad’s heart operation you’d direct him to the nearest bank then offer him your car keys.”

And once again, I’d been comprehensively sucked in. Not only had Matthew Turner talked me into training his incessantly howling greyhound—he’d also talked his way into my bed.

“Easy for you to say,” I growled, “but I don’t have a lot of
real
men in my little black book at the moment.” And then it hit me. “This is my fault Matt’s dead, isn’t it? I should have refused to let him in.”

“Not necessarily.” Tanya shook her head so hard she almost fell over. I glanced at the vodka bottle. Almost empty. “Whoever killed Matt wasn’t worried about his location,” she went on, righting herself. “He’d have stabbed him in his own bed if he hadn’t come here.”

A silence followed.

Tanya, who seemed to be studying a picture of the indestructible roadrunner on the front of her jam jar glass, finally looked up.

“Kat…” Her voice scraped against her throat as she spoke. “What if the police charge
you
with Matt’s murder? What if they take you away to jail?”

“Don’t be ridiculous. Why would they charge me?”

Tanya’s face twisted in an apologetic grimace. “Well, you
were
in the house with Matt at the time.”

Oh God. She had a point. My heart hammered in staccato at the thought of me, black-eyed criminals, and a cold jail cell. “But I had no reason to stab Matt,” I croaked, my voice struggling to make its way through my tightened throat.

“I know that, but the police…”

Tanya stopped and slurped another large gulp of vodka, her eyes blinking at me as if she’d suddenly lost her train of thought.

Unable to stand still, I began to pace up and down the room, afraid not only of the murderer’s threats but of what might happen when the police arrived.

While I paced, Tanya drained her glass, sucked in a deep breath and reached for the phone. “Okay, here’s what I’m gonna do. I’m gonna ring the police and tell them you didn’t do it and I’m gonna…” Waving the phone, she staggered a couple of steps and gazed around, her expression confused. “
Whoa…
I don’t feel so good.”

I removed the empty glass from her hand and placed it on the coffee table. “Perhaps it’s time to ease up on the medicinal alcohol, Tan,” I said and snaffled the phone from her limp fingers. “This always happens when you drink too quickly.”

“I know. I know. But hey, in case you didn’t notice, there’s a dead body in your bed.”

“Yes, I
did
notice.”

Tanya slid slowly down the wall until she was sitting on the floor. “And I’m
so
not into dead bodies.”

I knew exactly how she felt.

Taking a deep breath, I dialed the police. “I need to report a murder,” I told whoever answered the 000 call. While “whoever” wandered off to fetch someone higher up the food chain, I joined Tanya on the floor.

By the time Detective Inspector Garry Adams came on the line and introduced himself we were both sprawled on the black-and-white carpet tiles, backs to the wall.

“Are you the woman who rang to report a murder?” he shouted over Tanya’s rendition, his voice a lump of steel crashing against a galvanized iron fence.

“Er…yes. But it wasn’t me, Detective Inspector. I didn’t do it. I didn’t stab Matt.”

“Calm down, madam, and tell me exactly what happened.”

If the vodka had been closer I’d have drained the bottle and joined Tanya in oblivion right about then. Instead, I had to convince this detective of my innocence.

I drew in a deep breath and let him have it. “See, I’ve got this dead friend called Mathew Turner in my bed and I don’t know what to do with him—or how he got that way. Okay, I admit he was a bit of a damp squib while we were having sex, but hey, that was okay. Well actually it wasn’t
really
okay because it only lasted ten seconds, but all I’m saying is it wasn’t a dirty great knife sort of not okay…I mean I didn’t
stab
him just because he rated a minus five in bed.”