Read Cast in Order of Disappearance Online
Authors: Simon Brett
âHmm. What's the film called?'
â
The Zombie Walks!
'
âOh God. Who's directing?'
âNever heard of him. Some name like Rissole. It's being set up by Steenway Productions.'
âOh really. I'll take it. Check the dates.'
âYour diary's not exactly crowded, is it?'
âMoney good?'
âGoodish. I'll ask for double.'
âGood lad. Thanks for that.'
âMy pleasure. If I don't do things for you, you're clearly not going to do anything for yourself.'
âCheerio, Maurice. Keep smiling.'
âWhat, with my worries? Cheerio.'
Work, too. And dressing-up. Charles was beginning to feel unaccountably cheerful. He rather relished the idea of secret investigations. With a jaunty step he went upstairs to his room to continue making-up.
Disguise is a matter of presenting oneself to the person deceived in an unexpected context. Then come tricks of stance and movement. Actual changing of colouring and features are less important. And Charles was quite pleased with his disguise. Certainly Joanne Menzies appeared not to recognise him, although he'd rather regretted choosing the character of Detective-Sergeant McWhirter of Scotland Yard when she revealed that she'd been brought up near the Kyles of Bute. But she seemed to accept the Glaswegian accent and his story of having left Scotland for London in his teens.
He had phoned her at Milton Buildings, saying that he had a routine enquiry to make about the Datsun, would have asked for Mr Marius Steen but, owing to the recent regrettable happening, wondered if she could help. She was efficiently affable, and invited him to come round straight away. So there he was, on the Friday morning, sitting opposite her, in the same chair that, only a week before, Charles Paris had occupied.
Detective-Sergeant McWhirter wore a nondescript brown and green suit, a Marks and Spencer pale yellow shirt and brown knitted tie. His shoes were stout brown brogues, suitable for the tramping from place to place which takes up most of a detective's time. When he entered the room he had hung up a pale mackintosh and a trilby hat. His hair was dark brown and slicked back with Brylcreem. He had thick horn-rimmed glasses, a heavy shadow and rather bad teeth. On his wedding finger was a worn gold band. He was the sort of man nobody would look at twice. No doubt a conscientious worker; no doubt a good husband and father; but totally unremarkable.
Miss Menzies couldn't be very helpful about the Datsun, though she answered all his questions very readily. Detective-Sergeant McWhirter explained that he was investigating a robbery in Pangbourne on Saturday night. An eye-witness claimed to have seen a yellow Datsun in the area at the relevant time, and McWhirter was painstakingly investigating all of the local Datsun-owners. The local police had told him that Mr Steen possessed such a vehicle, and he was just making a routine check on the whereabouts of the car at that time.
Miss Menzies felt certain it was in the garage at Mr Steen's Orme Gardens house all over the weekend. When Mr Steen rang on Friday afternoon to say he wasn't certain whether or not he was returning to London at the weekend, she had checked the petrol in the car in case he might want it.
âThis was Mr Marius Steen who rang?'
âNo. This was his son Nigel. He rang to say that he was coming up to town that evening . . .'
âThe Friday?'
âYes. But that his father was still deep in his scripts, and wasn't sure of his movements. So I thought I'd better get some petrol in case Mr Marius Steen did come up to town over the weekend. You know what it's like getting petrol at the moment.'
Detective-Sergeant McWhirter nodded sagely, imagining his eleven-year-old Morris Traveller and the increasing difficulties of driving the wife and kids around. The foam rubber pads in Charles Paris' cheeks were beginning to feel acutely uncomfortable.
âI was lucky,' Miss Menzies continued. âI managed to get a full tank. It's the garage I always go to.'
âAnd the tank still registered full on the Monday?'
âYes.'
âAnd it wouldn't have done that if it had been driven down to Streatley and back?'
âGood heavens, no.' Miss Menzies looked at him as if he was mad.
âI'm sorry,' said Detective-Sergeant McWhirter stolidly. âI do have to check all the details. Some cars have a petrol gauge that stays on full for a long time. If it's not properly adjusted.'
âYes, of course. I'm sorry. The Datsun's does actually. It stays on “full” for quite a while and then drops rather fast.'
âBut it wouldn't stay on full all the way to Streatley and back?'
âNo. It's pretty good on petrol, but not that good. Might just about make it one way without registering, but certainly not both. Anyway, nobody could have got into the garage at Orme Gardens. It's always locked.'
âOf course. Sorry about all this. We have to check. I'm afraid a detective's life is mostly spent chasing up blind alleys and wasting people's time.'
âThat's quite all right.'
âGood.' Detective-Sergeant McWhirter rose to leave and then paused. âThat was very good of you, to look after the petrol. Part of your normal secretarial duties?'
âI am more of a personal assistant to Mr Steen than a secretary. I mean, I was.'
There was just a slight chink in her armour and he pressed a little further. âYes. A sad loss.'
âYes.' He noticed how strained she was looking, much older than a week before. Though she was still immaculately groomed, there seemed somehow less poise about her, as if appearances remained, but the will had gone.
âSo I suppose it's all up to the son now.'
âI suppose so.' She couldn't disguise the contempt she felt.
âAlways sad for the family, this sort of thing. Is his wife still . . . er . . .'
âShe died years ago.'
âAh. And he never thought of remarrying?'
âNo, he didn't.' She pronounced the words with sudden emphasis, and Charles saw clearly the situation which Jacqui's wordsâ' She liked Marius'âhad hinted at. Joanne Menzies had loved Marius Steen. Whether the love had ever been reciprocated or consummated he didn't knowâthough Steen's reputation made it likelyâbut the new fact opened interesting avenues of thought. She loved Steen, and she was passionately against his remarriage. The controlled force of her emotion when speaking of it had been frightening. A woman with feelings of that intensity might be capable of any action if she thought the man she loved was seriously in love with someone else. It added a new dimension to the picture.
XII
The Ugly Sisters
WHEN CHARLES GOT back to Hereford Road, there was a Swedish scrawl on the note padâJERRY VENERAL RING. After a few moments' deciphering he rang Gerald Venables' number.
âCharles, look, we can't talk on the phone.' Gerald was obviously taking all the detective bit to heart, and entering into it with the spirit of a child's game of Cops and Robbers. âListen, I've found out about the “you-know-what”. We must meet somewhere and talk.'
âOK. Where and when?'
âTwo o'clock. The back bar of the Red Lion in Waverton Street.'
âWhy? Is it quiet there?'
âNo, but you can be overheard in quiet places. The Red Lion's so noisy, nobody'll hear a word,' said Gerald with complete seriousness.
âAll right, Peewit.'
âWhat do you meanâPeewit?'
âCode-name. I'll be wearing a carnation. What's the password?' Charles put the phone down, imagining the expression on Gerald's face.
He was out of costume and looked like Charles Paris when he arrived in the back bar of the Red Lion. Squeezing past the milling lunch time crowds he found himself pressed closely between Gerald and a rather busty Australian. âWho's she?' he hissed.
âNo idea. Where's your carnation?'
âThat was a joke.'
âOh.' Gerald sounded genuinely disappointed.
âWell, you recognise me, don't you?' Gerald was forced to admit he did. âSo, what gives?' Charles shouted above the din.
âSsh.'
âWhat gives?' Softer.
âI beg your pardon.'
âOh, for God's sake.'
Eventually, as the lunch time crowds subsided officewards and the pub was left to a few loud tourists, they found a quiet corner and sat down with their drinks. Charles had a pint and Gerald a dry martini (Charles almost expected him to ask for it âshaken not stirred'). The solicitor looked round with conspicuous caution.
âThe will is very interesting,' he hissed. âWell, not so much the will as the whole situation. Basically, Nigel gets everything, but he's got a lot of it already.
âMarius Steen made over his three houses and about 75 per cent of his other assets to his son some years ago. You know, the old gift
inter vivos
dodge, to avoid estate duty.'
âI'm sorry. I don't know the old gift
inter vivos
dodge. I'm very stupid about the law.'
âSo's everyone. That's what lawyers thrive on. What it basically means is that if someone makes a gift during his lifetime and doesn't die for a given period, that gift is free of estate duty, or partly free. There's a sliding scale. If the donor dies more than seven years after the gift, there's no duty at all payable. If he dies in the seventh year the whole duty is reduced by 6o per cent, if in the sixth by 30 per cent, and in the fifth 15 per cent.' Gerald was talking very fast and fluently, as he always did on the subject of money, but Charles reckoned he had got the gist. âWhen was the gift made, Gerald?'
âNearly six years ago.'
âSo Nigel had absolutely no motive to kill his father. In fact, it was in his interests that the old man stayed alive.'
âAh. That's it, is it?' Gerald's eyes narrowed in the manner of a thousand television thrillers. âI think you'd better tell me the whole story, Charles.'
So he got the whole story, and when it was spelled out, the catalogue of suspicions and circumstantial evidence did sound pretty feeble. Gerald was clearly disappointed. âThat all hinges on Nigel Steen having a financial motive to kill his father, and, as you just observed, he very positively didn't have such a motive.'
âAnd it wouldn't have made any difference even if Marius Steen remarried?'
âIt would have made a difference in the disposition of that part of the estate which hadn't been given away. But the gift of the rest couldn't be revoked. He had given away all rights in the property. You know, the freeholds were made over by deeds of gift by way of conveyance, and theâ'
âPlease talk English.'
âAll right. Basically, all of the property is Nigel'sâexclusively. Marius could not have any beneficial interest in any part of it. In other words, he couldn't benefit from the property or the dividends on the shares, or any part of the gift.'
âSo what did he live on?'
âInterest from the remaining shares. Still quite a substantial amount, but only a tiny part of the whole.'
âAnd how could he still live in the houses?'
âHe actually paid rent.'
âSo if Nigel had wanted to, he could have turfed his father out of his own houses.'
âYes. Because they weren't his own houses. They were Nigel's.'
âAnd what about the business? He still seemed in charge there.'
âOnly in an advisory capacity. He made no profit from any of it.'
âGood God. So there again Nigel could have ousted him.'
âCould have done, but wasn't daft. He knew the business depended completely on his father's skill and instinct. No, Steen had organised it all very meticulously to avoid death duties. Nigel has been an incredibly wealthy young man for years.'
âHow wealthy?'
âCertainly worth more than a million.'
âShit.' Charles was impressed. âAnd if none of this had been done what sort of death duties would have been charged?'
â80 per cent.'
âBlimey. The Government gets its pound of flesh, doesn't it. But Steen didn't go the full seven years.'
âNo, he died just before the six came up. So estate duty is only going to be reduced by 30 per cent. Makes a nasty hole in Nigel's assumed possessions.'
âAnd certainly rules out any motive for murder.'
âYes. The only motive for killing Marius Steen could he sheer bloody-mindedness on somebody's partâa desire to make things really difficult for Nigel. Is there anyone around who hates him that much?'
Though everyone seemed to despise Nigel, Charles hadn't met anyone whose feeling seemed strong enough to amount to hatred. It was Marius Steen who inspired violent emotions, not his son. âAnd there's no mention of any legacy to Jacqui in the will?'
âNone at all.'
âHmm. I wonder what Marius Steen's letter meant.'
Charles felt depressed as he walked through Soho to Archer Street that evening. For a start there was the gloomy news he had to pass on to Jacqui. And then London itself was depressing. It was cold and dark. Display lighting was out, as Edward Heath began his schoolmasterish campaign of mass deprivation, keeping the whole country in until the miners owned up that they were in the wrong. Time would show that the campaign had misjudged the reactions of the British public. Shops were dark, cold and uninviting. Familiar landmarks, like the neons of theatres and cinemas, disappeared. It was like the blackout, which Charles could suddenly remember with great clarity. A fifteen-year-old in grey flannel wandering around London in school holidays with an adolescent's apocalyptic vision, praying that he would lose his virginity before the bombs came and blasted him to oblivion.
He took a couple of wrong turnings in the gloom and was angry when he reached Jacqui's flat. He prepared an account of the will situation to break to her brutally. There was no point in kid gloves; she had to know sooner or later.