Buried Alive! (12 page)

Biscuits made a sad little ‘oooof' sound, and sank into the sand like a burst balloon.

‘Now, let's play Hit the Head,' said Prickle-Head, grabbing the spade again.

‘Sounds like fun, Boss,' said Pinch-Face.

‘Look, if you really hit me with that you could easily
kill
me,' I said desperately.

‘Ooooh! Mummy's boy is getting really
scared now. I bet he's wetting his little panties,' said Prickle-Head.

‘
Why
do you want to be so hateful? I haven't done anything to you,' I said, snuffling hard.

‘It's fun,' said Prickle-Head. ‘Right. I'll take aim.' He raised the spade high above my head. ‘And then I'm going to go WHACK!'

‘Hey, Boss,' said Pinch-Face. ‘You're not
really
going to?'

‘What? Are you chicken or something?'

‘Of course not. It's just like the cissy said. You could really smash his head in,' Pinch-Face said. ‘You're just kidding, aren't you?'

‘Am I?' said Prickle-Head. ‘You just wait and see. Right. One, two, three . . .'

He waved the spade above his head, his face contorted with effort. I stared up into his eyes. I didn't know if he was really going to do it or not. Maybe he didn't even know either.

‘Please don't!' I begged.

But that just made him grin.

‘Ready steady
GO
!'

‘Hey! You! Stop that! Get away from my boy!'

It was Dad, over at the rocks, scrambling down, the other spade in his hand.

Prickle-Head waved the spade in mid-air.

‘Hey, Boss, we'd better scarper,' said Pinch-Face.

He started running.

Prickle-Head whirled the spade one last time and then threw it as far as he could. Then he ran too.

‘Oh, Tim!' Biscuits gasped, still rolled up in a ball clutching his stomach. ‘Are you all right?'

‘Oh, Biscuits!' I said. ‘Are
you
all right?'

We both felt very wrong indeed. I cried a bit. And so did Biscuits. And then Dad got to us and dug me out, and rubbed Biscuits's tummy, and gave us both a big hug.

‘I couldn't believe my eyes!' he said. ‘Thank goodness I decided to bring you the other spade. How dare those boys behave like that!' He waved his fist at Prickle-Head and Pinch-Face who were scrambling up the cliff.

‘You stupid bullying little thugs! And you're mad to be climbing that cliff. You'll break your necks – and it'll serve you right.'

Prickle-Head yelled a very rude word at Dad.

‘Just wait till I find out exactly who that lad is,' said Dad. ‘I've a good mind to go to the local police. That wasn't childish rough play – that was atrocious bullying. Imagine burying you in the sand like that, Tim! How did he do it? Didn't you struggle?'

I hesitated.

‘Mm.
I
actually buried Tim in the sand,' said Biscuits.

‘
You
did, Biscuits?' said Dad. ‘Good Heavens! Why? Tim's your friend.'

‘I know. It was just a silly joke. I wasn't really going to leave him like that. I just hid for a minute. But then Prickle-Head came down the cliffs—'

‘Biscuits tried to stop him,' I said. ‘He was very brave.'

‘It was still my fault you were stuck there and couldn't run away from him,' said Biscuits. ‘What's your mum going to say when she finds out?'

We all three thought about Mum.

‘Ah,' said Dad. ‘Well. Seeing as there's no lasting harm done . . . shall us men keep quiet about it? We don't want to worry your mum, Tim. You know what she's like.'

‘Yes,' I said.

‘
Yes!
' said Biscuits.

‘So, if we dust you both down, and mop you up a bit, Mum won't need to know. But I'm still in two minds whether to go to the police or not. Or if I could track down where the boy is staying I could have a serious word with his father.'

We saw Prickle-Head that evening when we went to a fun fair with Kelly and Kelly's
mum and Kelly's mum's boyfriend Dave and Kelly's little brother Dean and Kelly's baby brother Keanu.

Prickle-Head was there with
his
mum and his dad and several pricklet brothers and sisters. They all looked almost as fierce and frightening as their big brother Prickle-Head. His
mum
looked fierce and frightening too. She was shouting at the older children. Then Prickle-Head's dad whacked them hard about the head. He gave Prickle-Head a couple of extra smacks. Prickle-Head's dad looked far far far fiercer and more frightening than Prickle-Head.

Dad decided that he wouldn't have a serious word with him after all.

KELLY WAS BARELY
talking to me. Biscuits had told her about our last desperate encounter with Prickle-Head.

‘You took Biscuits to our beach?' Kelly cried indignantly. ‘You rat. You total traitorous flea-ridden slimy-tailed rotten rat!'

She kept repeating this, with yet more ratty embellishments, all the while we told her about our narrow escape.

‘Do shut it, Kelly. You don't own the beach,' said Biscuits. ‘Don't you realize, I got beaten to a pulp and Tim practically got his head bashed in.'

‘The way Prickle-Head was holding the spade it could have sliced off the top of my head just like a boiled egg!' I said dramatically.

Kelly refused to be impressed.

‘If I'd caught you there with Biscuits I'd have jumped up and down on your head myself,' she said darkly.

She waved Theresa Troll in the air and hit me hard before I had time to duck. It was surprising how much a plastic troll could hurt.

‘
Ouch!
' I said, reeling. I had to try very very hard not to cry.

‘Serves you right,' said Kelly. ‘Just be glad Theresa's not a sharp spade. I'm not like this stupid Prickle-Head you keep going on about. I don't miss when I take aim.'

She stalked off, her pony-tail switching furiously right and left.

‘Wow!' said Biscuits. ‘Old Killer-Kelly, eh? I dropped you in it there all right, didn't I, Super-Tim?'

‘Too right, Biscuits-Boy,' I said, rubbing my head ruefully.

I sighed. At least I was back being friends with Biscuits. I hoped that Kelly might have got over her mega-huff by tomorrow. I so wanted us
all
to be friends.

‘What's up, dear?' said Mum, coming and putting her arm round me. ‘You're looking a bit peaky. How's your poor old eye? It's not still smarting, is it? It looks a bit watery.'

‘It's fine, Mum, really,' I said.

‘It's silly, everyone thinks sandy beaches are so safe – and yet they can cause all sorts of problems,' said Mum.

‘I know,' I said. I wondered what Mum would say if she knew of my problems in the sand with Prickle-Head.

‘I'd be happy to give the beach a miss tomorrow,' said Mum, keeping her voice down. ‘We could go for a car trip, maybe explore another castle. You'd like that, wouldn't you, Tim? And Biscuits will go along with that so long as we feed him every five minutes.' Mum sniffed.

‘You bet I will,' said Biscuits, who had sharp ears.

‘So it's all settled,' said Mum. ‘We'll go on a car trip, just the four of us.'

‘What's that?' said Dad, coming over. ‘Not tomorrow. It's the Caravan Site Carnival Day and we've all been invited, remember?'

‘Oh yes,' said Mum. ‘But Tim and Biscuits want to go for a car ride, don't you boys?'

‘I'd sooner go to a carnival,' said Biscuits. I saw the dreamy look in his eyes. Carnivals meant ice-creams and candy floss and hot dogs.

‘What about you, Tim?' said Mum.

I hesitated. I hated to upset her. But if I didn't go to this Carnival Day I knew I'd upset
Kelly even more. I rubbed the sore place on my forehead where Theresa Troll had clouted me.

‘I'd like to go to the Carnival Day too,' I said.

It was a BIG mistake.

The moment we got to the caravan site and saw the ropes and flags set out across the beach I realized something terrible.

There were going to be sports.

I am the least sporty boy ever.

‘Great!' said Dad, reading the poster. ‘There's going to be all sorts of races. Sprinting, relay, three-legged, sack race, egg and spoon. You boys must have a go.'

‘It'll be just for people staying at the caravan site,' I said quickly. ‘We can't enter, it wouldn't be fair.'

‘Don't be such a wimp, Tim,' Dad said sharply. ‘Of course you can enter.'

‘But I don't want to!' I said.

‘Nor do I, actually, said Biscuits loyally.

‘There! We'd have all been much better off if we'd gone for a car ride,' said Mum. ‘In fact, why don't we still go? This carnival doesn't look very exciting. There aren't any craft or bric-a-brac stalls, and the tombola prizes don't look much cop. There aren't even many food stalls.'

‘Yes, let's go for a car ride,' said Biscuits.

Dad looked exasperated.

‘But all Kelly's family are expecting us.'

‘I think we've seen a little too much of Kelly's family this holiday,' Mum muttered.

‘Yes, I like it best when it's just us,' said Biscuits.

Mum blinked at Biscuits – and then offered him a piece of chocolate out of her handbag to cement their new alliance.

‘Tim, you want to see Kelly, don't you?' said Dad.

I dithered. Perhaps there wasn't much point seeing Kelly at the moment, seeing as she wasn't speaking to me. It would be a bit like watching telly with the sound turned down.

‘Well . . .'

I heard someone shouting through a megaphone.

‘Come and enter for the first race of the day, folks!'

‘I want to go on a car trip,' I said.

Mum smiled.

Biscuits smiled.

Dad frowned. But it was three against one so we turned round and started walking away from the caravan site.

‘Hey, Tim! TIM! TIM!!'

It was Kelly. She was speaking to me again. She didn't need a megaphone. She had her volume turned right up to maximum force.

‘Pretend you haven't heard her,' said Biscuits.

It was not a sensible suggestion. People covered their ears the length of the Welsh coast and said ‘That's Kelly!' Cattle in the meadows were mooing ‘That's Kelly!' Sheep up in the mountains were baaing ‘That's Kelly!' Dolphins and whales way out in the ocean were spouting ‘That's Kelly!' Little green men in flying saucers were twitching their antennae and mumbling in Martian ‘That's Kelly!'

I turned. We all turned.

Kelly came charging up to us.

‘Where are you
going
? The carnival's over on the clifftop. Come on, they've just announced the first race. It's the under-five fifty-steps toddle and our Dean's going to walk it, you watch!'

‘I'm sure he will, dear. But we were actually wondering whether to give all these races a miss,' said Mum.