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Authors: T. Kingfisher

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She pulled her scarf down. Her face was wet underneath, from her own breath steaming against the fabric. When she pulled her gloves off, her fingers were white, but she knew they would turn red and begin burning like fire any second now.

She turned back to Fumblefoot, thinking to pull his packs off and start rubbing him down, and saw that the double doors had swung shut.

Running was currently beyond her, but she stomped to the door, leaving bits of compacted white snow behind her, and pushed against it. Her heart was in her throat, because if it refused to open, she was going to have to panic, and she truly did not think she had the energy left.

It swung open easily, affording her a glimpse of the snowy world outside.

Bryony let out a long breath. Very well, then. They would be allowed to leave—or there was at least an illusion they would be allowed to leave—

Stop. This is too complicated. I cannot keep waiting for something to jump on me from the shadows when I am ready to fall down already. I will just trust that the house will let us go again, because there is nothing I can do about it if it won’t.

She turned back, to find that Fumblefoot was investigating the open door.

“No! Stop, idiot!” She hurried to him and laid a hand on his shoulder, trying to push him away from the door. “You’ll get snow all over the floor—the sorcerer’ll kill us—if there is a sorcerer—oh, stop, stop!”
 

Melting snow was sliding off the bags and his tail and the saddle blankets and plopping on the thick red carpet. A trail of soggy hoofprints led from the door, and as she watched, he lifted his tail and—

“Oh dear God, no,
stop
!”

Fumblefoot gave her a reproachful look. Stop what?
 

I have broken into an enchanted manor house and my pony has crapped on the floor. Oh God.
 
Bryony fought the urge to giggle hysterically. She would have to find something shovel-like—maybe she had something in the saddlebags—and then she could scoop the mess up and dump it outside. Her gloves would never be the same, but arguably neither would the carpet.

Fumblefoot took advantage of her distraction to go through the open door. Bryony gave the pile of pony droppings a guilty glance—they probably weren’t going anywhere, after all—and hurried to catch him before he made even more of a mess.

The door led to a long hallway, built to a scale so impressive that even a pony in the middle of it did not make it seem significantly smaller.
 
It was lined with doors and enormous oil paintings, decorative marble tables and wrought-iron candlesticks.

Everything was silent inside the house. It was as quiet as the snow-covered landscape outside. The carpet muffled her footsteps, and even the pony’s thudding, squelching progress was muted. If she hadn’t been able to hear him breathing like a bellows, she would have thought that her ears had frozen in the cold.
 

She reached under Fumblefoot’s chin and snagged his reins. He let out a colossal sigh and tried to lean on her, and while she was avoiding being squashed against a marble-top table, a third door swung silently open in front of them.
 

The pony made for it so determinedly that he practically dragged Bryony along with him. Reins really only went so far with Fumblefoot: his previous owner had been a very bad man and left the pony with a mouth like iron, so he was fully capable of ignoring somebody hauling on the bit when he chose.
 

“The floors….!” said Bryony hopelessly. Her fingers were burning so badly that she couldn’t keep a grip on the reins anyway, and let go to keep from being swept into the doorframe. She cradled her hands against her chest, and so it was hunched and nearly weeping in frustration that she entered the enchanted parlor.

There was a brick fireplace on the wall, and in the fireplace, a fire was burning. As soon as she saw it, she heard it as well, snapping over the logs and crackling through bits of kindling.

It was too much. The sight of the fire wrung the last energy from Bryony. Exhaustion poured into her bones like molten lead, weighing her down until she thought her knees would buckle.
 

Fumblefoot had found something to eat. “Because it is completely and totally normal for people to have buckets of hot mash in their parlors,” said Bryony, to his ears. One flicked at her as if she were a fly.

She dragged the saddle off his back and managed to pull him out of the mash long enough to pull the bridle off his head. She had just enough strength to heave the saddle to one side. Her saddlebags went
clink,
because Elspeth had sent jars of liniment and preserves home with her, but nothing broke.

There was an elegantly laid table a few feet from the fire. Silver candlesticks burned amid piled fruit and covered dishes. Light rippled from the tablecloth in the way that light ripples from
very
expensive damask and doesn’t ripple from anything else.
 

There was a single chair and a single place setting. Bryony didn’t dare sit down. She pulled the elegantly folded napkin from under the gleaming silverware, turned back to Fumblefoot, and began rubbing his legs down with it.

Fumblefoot ignored her, slobbering happily into his food. Bits of grain and horse drool stained the carpet.
 

“It’s their fault now,” muttered Bryony, working her way down his hind leg with the napkin. “
They
gave him the mash.” She had no idea who
they
might be—if it was a sorcerer, it was a very accommodating one. She supposed it could still be fairies, in which case Fumblefoot, having eaten fairy food, was probably trapped forever inside the fairy mound or ring of stones or…ring of boxwood…thing…poor fairies, they probably expected better…

She fell asleep next to the fire, with the battered napkin still in her hand.

Bryony woke up because her feet were finally warm enough to become excruciatingly painful.

She bit her lower lip and was just thinking that she needed to take her boots off and take a look at the toes in question when she realized that she had tucked the toes of her right foot up under her left knee, which would be very difficult if she were still wearing boots.

She opened her eyes. There was a blanket over her, and her boots were sitting next to the fire. Her cloak was hanging on a coatrack by the door.
 

Her first instinct was to sit bolt upright and look around for whoever had draped the blanket over her and pulled her boots off.
 

There wasn’t anyone there. Fumblefoot stood in the corner, drowsing, on a pile of straw. (Clearly piles of straw were accessories in all the best parlors.) He lifted his head a little when he saw her move, then dropped his nose again with a contented
hurrff!

“Right…” said Bryony. “Right…right. Okay. I can’t have slept long. My feet are still cold.” She gritted her teeth and pulled the blanket back.

She was still wearing socks. They were wet and squishy and regrettable. She yanked the socks off and laid them carefully across the hearth, then took a deep breath and looked down at her feet.

Her feet were bright red and burning so fiercely it made her eyes prickle—but none of the toes were purple or black or any odd color, and she could wiggle all of them.
 

The pain of moving them made her want to howl, but she wasn’t going to lose anything to frostbite. A weight that had settled in the pit of her stomach seemed to lift. It wasn’t that she cared that much about the toes, but the act of actually having them chopped off or fall off or whatever happened when you got frostbitten toes was so gruesome she’d been trying not to think about it.

She got up. She’d been lying on the floor in front of the fire, under a quilt covered in patchwork roses. There was a sofa on the far side of the room with thick pillows that looked much more comfortable than the floor.
 

Her bare feet made no noise in the deep pile carpet. As she walked toward the sofa, trailing the quilt behind her, the table full of food caught her eye again.

Her stomach growled.
 

“I’ll be trapped forever in fairyland,” she told her stomach. Her stomach did not seem to care.
 

Bryony wrapped the quilt around her shoulders, feeling like an invalid. The silver bowls glittered. The smell of fresh bread nearly drowned out the smell of horse and drying socks.
 

Well, if they wanted to trap me, it’s not like they didn’t have plenty of chances already….

It was a small, round loaf on a little wooden board. It was still warm from the oven, and how was that even possible?

Does it matter?

Her stomach insisted that it didn’t.
 

She sank into the chair and tore off a hunk of bread. Her hand shook as she buttered it. The butter knife was heavy and the handle was intricately worked with a pattern of vines that ended in a swirling open rose.

“I am beginning to see a theme here,” said Bryony dryly, and then didn’t say anything more as she stuffed the bread into her mouth.

It was sourdough. It was incredible. She found that tears were leaking down her cheeks for no reason, and this was infuriating, because she hardly ever cried. She wiped the side of her hand across her eyes and looked around for more bread.

There were other things on the table. Bryony didn’t quite have the energy to investigate the covered dishes. There were too many and they were too shiny and reminded her too much of meals in the capital. Besides, there might be something horrible under those covers—vipers or severed heads or something.
 

Anything is possible.

She cut a wedge of cheese and sandwiched it between more hunks of bread. It was soft and nutty and a great deal better than the cheese that her sister Holly so painstakingly coaxed out of goat milk.
 

A bunch of grapes lay beside the cheese. Bryony eyed them with suspicion. It was spring. Grapes would not be ripe for months yet.

When she and her sisters had lived in the capital—when her father had still been alive—there had been hothouse grapes all winter, as plentiful as apples and as little regarded. You could pick three grapes off a bunch and toss the rest away without even thinking about it. She had not seen grapes in midwinter for five years. The nuns in Longfarthing had an orangery, but the oranges were reserved for the sick, and if they grew grapes, no one outside the convent had ever heard of it.

She poked a grape. The skin was firm and green, with a faint reddish bloom. It did not shriek or run away or turn into a frog or do anything to advertise its magical origin, but surely it must be magic. Everything was magic. There hadn’t been a pile of straw in the corner when they entered the parlor, and boots did not take themselves off, not with that many laces.
 

In the end, she left the grapes alone. The bread and the cheese could have had a mundane origin, but there was no way the grapes were anything but magical. And if fairies could doom you to a lifetime in fairyland by eating mere bread and cheese, then the odds were so stacked against mortals that there was no hope for anyone.
 

By the time she was halfway through her third cheese sandwich, Bryony was yawning as often as she was chewing. She pulled the rose quilt around her shoulders and stumbled to the sofa.
 

The cushions were deeper and softer than her mattress back home. She made it halfway through the thought
I wonder if the snow is still…
and fell straight down into sleep.
 

CHAPTER FOUR

Bryony woke for the second time and knew that the snow had stopped.

She wasn’t sure how she knew, because there were no windows in the parlor, but something had changed. The house was still silent, but the quality of the silence was somehow different.

Well, I can always tell at home when it’s stopped, without looking out a window. I guess it’s no different here.

Relief swept through her, and a restless desire to be gone. They could leave. When the sun was up, they could find their way to the main road, and be free of this strange house altogether.

“Not that I’m not very grateful,” she said out loud to the house. “I am, truly. You’ve saved our lives. If there’s…um….anything I can do to repay you…”

She trailed off there. It was hard to think of anything that a gardener and her pony could do for an enchanted house. It probably even weeded its own flower beds.

She was eager to be up and going, but before she had even struggled free of the rose quilt and the deep sofa cushions, the smell of bacon hit her.

Her feet took her to the table without any conscious input from her brain. There was more bread, more cheese, and on the plate, neatly arranged on either side of a fried egg, were four strips of absolutely beautiful bacon.

“Oh God,” said Bryony, sinking into the chair. “I’m not made of stone…”

It was thick and smokey and just chewy enough to be marvelous. Pigs would be honored to die if they could be assured of turning into bacon of this caliber. Bryony devoured all four strips and turned her attention to the egg and another loaf of bread.
 

At last, she leaned back in the chair and let out a contented sigh. She could get used to magic, if it cooked like this.

In a small vase to one side of the table, a rose had spread its petals. With the bacon gone, Bryony could smell its scent—a deep muskiness, as profound a rose scent as she had ever encountered. No other flower in the world smelled quite like that.

Bryony herself was not passionate about roses. Even in Lostfarthing, every cottage had its rosebush, and there were people who devoted every square inch of dirt not dedicated to vegetables to their roses. She wasn’t one of them. A rambler had come with the house and had conquered a section of the back fence, and there was a decent-sized rosebush by the barn that had served as a home to uncounted generations of mockingbirds, but that was as far as it went.
 

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