Brides Of The Impaler (24 page)

Cristina gulped, memory struggling. “I guess…I did. And I’ve got no idea why.” She put her face in her hands. “I’m sorry, Britt! I don’t know what to say…”

Britt fumbled for a cigarette, squinting. “Don’t worry about it, Cristina. I guess it was just one of those things that happen sometimes. I guess we were drunk but…” Britt kept shaking her head. “But we weren’t that drunk, were we? I had three or four drinks but, Christ, that’s not enough to make me black out.”

“I only had one,” Cristina added. “I don’t think we were drunk. And there was no reason for us to go into the basement.”

Britt paused through more thoughts, spewing smoke. “This is really fucked-up.”

Cristina looked at her. “And I had the dream again, with—you know—the lesbian stuff like I told you the other day. Maybe when I woke up…I thought it was still the dream, so I…”

“It doesn’t matter,” Britt sputtered to herself. “Let’s try to take this apart. You had a blackout the other day, and woke up in the basement. And what happens to night? We
both
have a blackout—”

“In the basement.”

“Right, so we don’t have to be Sherlock Fucking Holmes to see the common denominator, huh? The damn basement.” Britt stood up abruptly but winced. “Damn. My arms and legs ache, and—” She looked at her hands. They had some small scuffs and cuts on them. Then she pointed to her knees, which were scuffed as well. “What the
hell?
”

Cristina showed similar scrapes on her own hands and knees.

“Come on!” Britt ordered and stomped out of the room.

At the basement door Cristina stalled. “Britt, wait. Maybe we shouldn’t go down there. Maybe it
is
toxic mold.”

Britt wouldn’t hear of it. “The doctor says it’s toxic, the contractor says it isn’t—Jesus, Cristina. I don’t give a shit. I’ve been in the basement before and nothing happened to
me
. We’re not
hallucinating
now, are we?”

“No, but—” Cristina looked at the door. “I don’t want to go.”

Britt grabbed her hand. “It’s just a basement. Come on!”

Cristina followed her down.

“What are all these damn boxes?” Britt complained. She began shoving some out of the way.

“Stuff the church left,” Cristina peeped.

Britt strode to the back and opened the windows. “Whether we remember it or not, we came down here for a reason.” She began visually combing the aisles between the clutter. Cristina stood aside, rubbing her arms. She didn’t have a clue what to do.

“Look at this,” Britt said.

Cristina came around to peer at that cement patch with the odd symbol imprinted in it but now the patch was webbed with cracks.

“It’s all broken up,” Britt said. “It wasn’t like that a few days ago.”

“I know. The contractor only mentioned one crack.”

Britt looked at her scuffed hands again. “It’s not too hard to put two and two together, little sister.
We
did this.”

“But with what? We don’t have any tools to break cement.”

Britt pushed two stacks of boxes apart. She pointed. “Oh, yeah?”

In the gap lay two small sledgehammers and some chisels.

Britt gave a sarcastic chuckle. “Yeah, I guess we
must’ve
been drunk last night.”

Cristina contemplated the remark but just couldn’t believe it. “It doesn’t make any sense.”

“Neither does us coming down here in the middle of a friggin’ thunderstorm to get it on, but we did anyway. Something must’ve prompted us to do this, and if we were drunk it was probably pretty stupid. Shit, we probably thought there was treasure buried under there or something.”

Cristina frowned. “Britt, I really don’t think we were that—”

“It doesn’t matter.” Britt began to think logically. “We did it for a reason but as we can both see, we didn’t finish the job. Maybe we’ll
remember
the reason if we
do
finish the job.”

“Britt, that’s absurd. You don’t mean—”

Britt grabbed Cristina’s hand again, urged her toward the steps. “Come on. We have to get dressed and go.”

“Go
where?
”

“To the nearest store that sells work gloves and shovels,” Britt told her.

What a sucker I am
, George Gemser berated himself.
I always
fall for it, don’t I?
He nearly collapsed when he withdrew and let Laura unwrap her coltish legs from around his back.
She’ll start shitting on me all over again now. Guaranteed
. From where Laura lay on the couch, she grinned up like a cat that had just fed, her pants off, her security blouse open.

“Now
that’s
how I like to end a twelve-hour shift,” she said, and she just lay there, not moving—deliberately, Gemser felt sure—just to let the image of her svelte body dig deeper into his brain.

“And that’s how I like to start them…” He got up and began to get dressed, feigning so much.
Act like it’s no big
deal, just another notch on the gun
, he pleaded with himself, but he knew he was failing. For George Gemser, this girl
was
a big deal, even after all the smugness and cold shoulders, after all the hard-to-get cat-and-mouse games she liked to play—even after all the times she’d have sex with him one day and stand him up the next. He knew she lived on those head games, but Gemser also knew that he secretly lived for her. Every time he tried to break it off and retain some self-respect, she was right back in his face with that unfathomable body and
Mona Lisa
smile.
Hauls
my ashes and thinks she’s got me wrapped around her finger
again. And she’s right
, he thought.

Again, he pleaded with himself.
Don’t be a wuss. Be a
man
. He strapped on his belt. “I gotta clock in and get on my rounds. See ya.”

“See ya?” she questioned and was on her feet in a blink. “Oh, so you’re gonna be Mr. Asshole now?”

He looked back at her.
My God, I love you, you-
you-
you
bitch
. “Ain’t no big deal, right? Sport-fucking? You’re the one who wants it that way.”

She remained pants-less, blouse still open to reveal pert lemon-sized breasts and stomach as flat as the floor. “How do you know I don’t want it the
other
way?”

George’s resolve was bending. “Hey, I tried it the other way, remember, and got shit on.”

She traipsed over on the balls of her feet, to maximize the tone of her legs. She smacked a crude, wet kiss and pressed against him. “Forget about anything that happened in the past. Things change, you know? Maybe I have, too.”

George was wilting. He could melt in her arms right like this. The heat from her perfect body seeped right through his uniform to his heart. Then she broke away, and began to get dressed.

“You want to know something, Gemser?” she asked in a neutral voice. “And I don’t even care if you believe it.”

“What?”

“The only guy in the world I want to date, and the only guy in the world I want to
fuck
…is you.” She collected her things and shrugged. “Don’t believe me? Then there’s nothing I can do about it. I guess if you call me, then I’ll know it’s still on with us, and if you don’t…”

All that shining, long black hair billowed when she walked out the door of the old employees’ lounge.

Gemser stood there, shaking.
She’s leading you on again!
Don’t believe her! And DON’T run after her like a pussy!

Gemser blinked…and ran after her.

“Hey! I’ll call you!”

She paused at the glass front doors. Turned. Smiled. “That’ll make me very happy…”

Gemser gulped.

“Have a good shift,” she said, and pushed open the doors. “Oh, and see if you can find the keys to that door
behind the boxes. It’s in my log. The blueprints say it’s an inactive boiler room but it’s not on the site map.”

“Uh—yeah, I will—”

Then she was gone.

Jesus, please us
, he thought.

The smell of her hair and perfume was all over him as he made his first round of the building. It proved a maddening distraction. Gemser knew she’d set the hook again.
Or maybe—maybe—she’s for real now
…He punched his clock in every empty room, checked every window and every door, thinking about
her
every step of the way. He wouldn’t see her again for twelve more hours, and knowing this would make the shift seem twice as long. But after tomorrow they both had two days off in a row.
Then we’ll be
able to go on a real date—like regular people
, he realized, suddenly giddy.

But he’d caught the entry on her log sheet, about the door not on the site map. A door no one had ever noticed, not even the developers who’d bought the place. They’d never noticed it in the lounge due to the boxes. Gemser went back in and looked at it. Steel frame, metal door face, but what looked like an older lock.
An old disk tumbler
, he recognized. Gemser knew locks; ten years in private security had taught him much.
I’ll bet that lock’s been
on there for forty years. And I’ll bet I could open it in forty seconds
…Gemser reached in his pocket, fingered his set of HPC lock picks, then withdrew his hand.
Better not. What
do I care? It’s in the log. If the boss wants to see what’s behind
it, he can get the keys from the property owner
. Why risk getting in hot water when he didn’t have to?

Still, he thought he better check for an alternate entry. Gemser didn’t like assuming security responsibilities while not having access to every door.
Could be paint back there,
or faulty wiring. A firetrap
. He made some notes about it in his own shift log, then made a foot patrol outside.

He cut through the side alley and walked down. The
alley stood relatively clean—a surprise for this city. Several old garbage cans lined part of the building’s back wall. The old loading dock’s bay door was chained and locked shut, and when he checked it for tampering he found no signs. An exit door which they
did
have keys to remained secure as well. But there was nothing else.

At the end of the building, he thought he heard…

What the hell’s that?

He followed his ear, noticing the muffled yet distinct sound of metal clinking metal, but…

His ear led on, past the actual boundary of the Banana Republic building. Now he was standing behind the building next to it, like an old brownstone but without the same style. Mark Funari, their boss, had told them the place used to be an annex house for the church across the street, but now some people lived in it. The place obviously had a basement because as he walked farther he saw several street-level windows complete with decorative security bars. Now the clinking sound was louder.
The owners must
have some construction going on in the basement, that’s all
, he realized. Then he left the alley.

Back inside, he returned to the employees’ lounge and kicked back on the couch. The Detex clock told him he had thirty more minutes before his next round, and in spite of his post-lovemaking excitement he found his eyelids drooping.
Laura
, he thought in a semi-dream, and the tighter he closed his eyes the more vividly he saw her: the sweep of shining black hair, the dark eyes aglitter, the seductive slopes of her body. The dream beckoned him deeper, and here they were again, naked and pressed together, ravening each other’s senses. “Suck these now,” she panted, sliding upward to let her breasts blare in his face. Her nipples felt like hot coins beneath Gemser’s tongue, which he was soon sucking in adoration. They swelled in his mouth. Then he licked her cleavage and could feel the hot blood vessels in each breast beating as the rest of her
lissome body squirmed against him. Gemser’s eyes bulged in the crush of sensations.

Now it was her turn; her mouth trailed all the way down his chest and stomach, and when it drifted even lower, he groaned and turned his head aside. It was a daydream, yes, a fantasy—this he knew, so why would this ecstatic muse place him in such an odd location?

A dank room of stone bricks that looked like a dungeon.

Gemser didn’t care; it wasn’t real, it only
felt
real. Were those figures he spotted half-formed in the shadows? One of them a
nun?
He heard water trickling, and ticking as of a dog’s nails pacing the stone-block floor…

Laura’s mouth worked fervently, causing Gemser’s body to tense as the sensations continued to point and encroach his groin. He was about to—

“Not just yet,” she giggled and slid back up to him. “We’ve got forever.”

Gemser didn’t get it, and he didn’t understand why the muse heightened its weirdness by showing him the other end of the dripping room and an elevated stone slab.

Was there
blood
on the slab?

Gemser blinked.
This is just a dream
, but when he tried to open his eyes, he couldn’t. He could only continue to see behind them as Laura angled up with lust in her eyes and drool on her lips, and then her mouth opened wide to show glistening fangs, which tore into his throat and began to suck—

Holy shit
! Gemser jerked himself back to full wakefulness, caught his breath, then laughed.
I guess my subconscious
doesn’t like Laura
, he reckoned. The fantasy had taken its own course to merge her voluptuousness with a symbol of predation.

Get off your ass
, he commanded himself and got up.
With
my luck, Funari would waltz in here and fire me for loafing
. Still, the edges of the daydream nipped at him. He slung the Detex clock back over his shoulder but before he could exit the lounge he heard:

scritch-
scritch-
scritch-
scritch

The sound came so faintly he couldn’t even be sure he’d heard it.
Scratching or something
. Very slowly, he looked to the other door.

Rats. I’ll bet that’s what it is
. But before he put it on his log sheet he wanted to be absolutely sure. He slipped out his lock picks, isolated a “double-ball” as well as the tiny tension wrench. He got to work.