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Authors: Robert McCammon

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     “
Skulls and bones!
” the parrot shrieked in parting. “
Cricket in Rinsin!

 

     A door closed, and the noise was thankfully muffled.

 

     “He has a little bitty problem,” Miss Blue Glass said to Mr. Osborne with a nervous smile. “He doesn’t seem to like one of my favorite songs. Please come in, come in! Ben, that finishes your lesson for this evenin’! Remember, now! Thinkin’ cap on! Fingers flow like the waves!”

 

     “Yes, ma’am.” Then he said under his breath to me, “Let’s get outta here!”

 

     I started out, following Davy Ray. The parrot had quieted, perhaps calmed by its night cloth. And then I heard Mr. Osborne say, “First time I ever heard a parrot curse in German.”

 

     “I’m sorry, Mr. Osborne?” Miss Blue Glass lifted her penciled-on eyebrows.

 

     I stopped at the door, and turned to listen. Johnny bumped into me.

 

     “Curse in German,” Mr. Osborne repeated. “Who taught him those words?”

 

     “Well, I… have no idea what you’re talkin’ about, I’m sure!”

 

     “I was a cook for the Big Red One in Europe. Got the chance to talk to a lot of prisoners, and believe me I know some foul words in German when I hear ’em. I just heard an earful.”

 

     “My… parrot said those things?” Her smile flickered off and on. “You’re mistaken, of course!”

 

     “Let’s go!” Johnny told me. “The carnival’s waitin’!”

 

     “Wasn’t just cursin’, either,” Mr. Osborne went on. “There were other German words in there, but they were all garbled up.”

 

     “My parrot is
American
,” Miss Blue Glass informed him with an upward tilt of her chin. “I have no earthly idea what you’re talkin’ about!”

 

     “Well, okay, then.” He shrugged. “Don’t matter none to me.”

 

     “Boys! Will you close that door and stop lettin’ all the heat out?”

 

     “Come on, Cory!” Davy Ray called, already astride his bike. “We’re late enough as it is!”

 

     A door opened in the back. Miss Green Glass said from the hallway, “He’s quiet now, thank the Lord! Just don’t play that song again, whatever you do!”

 

     “I’ve told you it’s not that song, Katharina! I used to play it for him all the time and he loved it!”

 

     “Well, he hates it now! Just don’t play it!”

 

     Their squawking was beginning to remind me of two squabbling old parrots, one blue and one green. “Close that door, if you please!” Miss Blue Glass yelled at me, and Johnny gave me a shove onto the porch to uproot my feet. He closed the door behind us, but we could still hear the Glass sisters clamoring like buzz saws. I pitied that poor little Osborne girl.

 

     “Those two are loony!” Ben said as he got on his bike. “Man, that was even worse than
school!

 

     “You must’ve done somethin’ to make your mom awful mad at you,” was Davy Ray’s opinion. “Time’s wastin’!” He gave a whoop and took off in the direction of the carnival, his bike’s pedals flying.

 

     I lagged behind the others, though they kept yelling for me to catch up. German curse words, I was thinking. How come Miss Sonia Glass’s parrot knew German curse words? As far as I knew, neither of the sisters spoke anything but Southern English. I hadn’t realized Mr. Osborne was in the Big Red One. That, I knew from my reading, was a very famous infantry division. Mr. Osborne had really been there, on the same war-torn earth as Sgt. Rock! Wow, I thought. Neato!

 

     But how come the parrot knew German curse words?

 

     Then the happy sounds of the carnival drifted to me along with the aromas of buttered popcorn and carameled apples. I left the German-cursing parrot behind, and sped up to catch my buddies.

 

     We paid our dollars at the admission gate and threw ourselves into the carnival like famished beggars at a feast. The strings of light bulbs gleamed over our heads like trapped stars. A lot of kids our age were there, along with their parents, and some older people and high school kids, too. Around us the rides grunted, clattered, and rattled. We bought our tickets and got on the Ferris wheel, and I made the mistake of sitting with Davy Ray. When we got to the very top and the wheel paused to allow riders on the bottommost gondola, he grinned and started rocking us back and forth and yelling that the bolts were about to come loose. “Stop it! Stop it!” I pleaded, my body freezing solid to offset his elasticity. At that height, I could see all across the carnival. My gaze fell on a garish sign with crude green jungle fronds and the red, dripping words FROM THE LOST WORLD.

 

     I paid Davy Ray back in the haunted house. When the warty-nosed witch jumped out of the darkness at our clanking railcar, I grabbed the back of his neck and wailed to shame the scratchy recorded gibberings of ghost and goblin. “Quit it!” he said after he’d come down onto his seat again. Outside, he told me the haunted house was the dumbest thing he’d ever seen in his life and it wasn’t even a bit scary. But he sure was walking funny, and he hustled himself off to the row of portable toilets.

 

     We stuffed our faces with cotton candy, buttered popcorn, and glazed miniature doughnuts. We ate candied apples covered with peanuts. We packed away corn dogs and drank enough root beer to make our bellies slosh. Then Ben wanted to ride the Scrambler, with results that were not pretty. We got him into one of the portable toilets, and luckily his aim was good and his clothes were spared a Technicolor splatter.

 

     Ben passed on entering the tent that displayed the big, wrinkled one-eyed face. Davy Ray almost chewed his way through the canvas in his hurry to get in there, but Johnny and I went with him against our better judgment.

 

     In the gloomy confines, a dour-looking man with a nose as large as a dill pickle held court before a half dozen other freak aficionados. He went on for a while about the sins of the flesh and the eye of the Lord. Then he drew back a small curtain and switched on a spotlight and there in a big glass bottle was a shriveled, pink and naked baby with two arms, two legs, and a Cyclops eye in the center of its domed forehead. I winced and Johnny shifted uncomfortably when the man picked up the formaldehyde-filled bottle, the Cyclops baby drifting in its dream. He started showing it to everybody up close. “This is the sin of the flesh, and here’s the eye of God as punishment for that sin,” he said. I had the feeling he might get along famously with Reverend Blessett. When the man paused in front of me, I saw that the eye was golden, like Rocket’s. The baby’s face was so wrinkled it might have been that of a tiny old man, about to open his toothless mouth and call for a sip of white lightning to ease his aches. “Notice, son, how the finger of God has wiped clean the means of sin,” the man said, his baggy-drawered eyes glinting with a spark of evangelical fever. I saw what he meant: the baby had neither male nor female equipment. There was nothing but wrinkled pink skin down there. The man turned the bottle to show me the baby’s back. The baby drifted against the glass, and I heard its shoulder make a soft wet noise of collision.

 

     I saw the Cyclops baby’s shoulder blades. They were thick, bony protrusions. Like the stumps of wings, I thought.

 

     And I knew. I really did.

 

     The Cyclops baby was somebody’s angel, fallen to earth.

 

     “Woe to the sinner,” the man said as he moved on to Johnny and Davy Ray. “Woe to the sinner, under the eye of God.”

 

     “Ah, that was a
gyp!
” Davy Ray ranted when we were outside on the midway again. “I thought it was gonna be alive! I thought it could talk to you!”

 

     “Didn’t it?” I asked him, and he looked at me like I was halfway around the bend.

 

     We went to a show where motorcycle drivers raced around and around a caged-in cylinder, the engines screaming right in front of our faces and the tires gripping disaster’s edge. Then we went to the Indian pony show, under a large tent where palefaces who wouldn’t know Geronimo from Sitting Bull jumped around in loincloths and feathers and tried to spur some spirit into horses one hay bale away from the glue factory. The finale came when a wagon with cowboys on it circled the tent with the pseudo-Indians in pursuit, and the cowboys shot off their blanks and the white redmen hollered and ran for their lives. Alabama history was never so boring, but at the end of the show Johnny gave a wan smile and said that one of the ponies, a little tawny thing with a swayed back, looked as if it really could gallop if it had half a field.

 

     By this time Davy Ray was freak-hungry again, so we accompanied him to see a rail-skinny red-haired woman who could make electric bulbs light up by holding them in her mouth. Next was the Al Capone Death Car, the display of which showed bleeding bodies sprawled on a city sidewalk while leering gangsters raked the air with tommy-gun bullets. The actual car, which had a dummy behind the wheel and four dummies standing there gawking at it, was a piece of junk Mr. Sculley would’ve scorned. We hung in with Davy Ray, as he worked up to speed. The Gator Boy, the Human Caterpillar, and the Giraffe-Necked Woman lured him from behind their canvas folds.

 

     And then we rounded a corner, and we caught that smell.

 

     Just a hint of it, drifting down at the bottom below the reeks of hamburger grease and doughnut fat.

 

     Lizardy, I thought.

 

     “Ben’s messed his pants!” Davy Ray said. He should talk.

 

     “Did not!” Ben ought to know by now not to invoke this vicious cycle.

 

     “There it is,” Johnny said, and right in front of me was the huge red LOST with THE and WORLD on either side of it.

 

     The trailer had steps that went up into a large, square boxcarlike opening. A dingy brown curtain was pulled across it. At the ticket booth, a man with greasy strands of dark hair combed flat across his bald skull was sitting on a stool, chewing on a toothpick and reading a Jughead comic book. His small, pale blue marbles of eyes flickered up and saw us, and he reached drowsily for a microphone. His voice rasped through a nearby speaker: “Come one, come all! See the beast from the lost world! Come one, come…” He lost interest in his spiel and returned to the cartoon balloons.

 

     “Stinks around here,” Davy Ray said. “Let’s go!”

 

     “Wait a minute,” I told him. “Just a minute.”

 

     “Why?”

 

     LOST filled up my vision. “I might want to see what this is.”

 

     “Don’t waste your money on this!” Ben warned. “It’ll be a big snake or somethin’!”

 

     “Well, it can’t be any dumber than the Death Car!”

 

     They had to agree with that.

 

     “Hey, there’s a two-headed bull over yonder!” Davy Ray pointed to the painted canvas. “That’s for me!” He started walking off, and Ben took two steps with him but stopped when he realized Johnny and I weren’t following. Davy Ray glanced back, scowled, and stopped, too. “It’ll be a
gyp!
” he said.

 

     “Maybe,” I answered. “But maybe it’ll be—”

 

    
Something neat
, I was about to say.

 

     But there came the sound of a massive body shifting its weight. The trailer groaned.
Boom!
went the noise of bulk hitting wood. The entire trailer shivered, and the man behind the ticket booth reached down at his side and picked up something. Then he started banging on the trailer with a baseball bat studded with nails. I could see where countless nail points had scarred the huge red T of LOST.

 

     Whatever was inside settled down. The trailer ceased its motions. The man put the baseball bat away, his face an expressionless blank.

 

     “Whoa,” Ben said quietly. “Mighty big critter in there.”

 

     My curiosity was raging. The swampy smell seemed to be keeping customers away, but I had to know. I approached the ticket seller.

 

     “One?” He didn’t even look up.

 

     “What is it?” I asked.

 

     “It’s from the lost world,” he answered. Still he stared at the comic book. His face was gaunt, his cheeks and forehead pitted with acne scars.

 

     “Yes sir, but what
is
it?”

 

     This time he did look up. I almost had to step back, because simmering in his eyes was a fierce anger that reminded me of Branlin fury. “If I told you that,” he said, sucking noisily on his toothpick, “then it wouldn’t be no surprise, would it?”

 

     “Is it… like… a freak or somethin’?”

 

     “You go in.” He smiled coldly, showing little nubs of chewed-down teeth. “Then you tell me what you saw.”

 

     “Cory! Come on!” Davy Ray was standing behind me. “This is a gyp, I said!”

 

     “Oh it is, is it?” The man slapped his comic book down. “What do you know, kid? You don’t know nothin’ but this little blister of a town, do you?”

 

     “I know a gyp when I see it!” He caught himself. “Sir.”

 

     “Do you? Boy, you don’t know your head from your ass! Get on out of here and quit botherin’ me!”

 

     “I sure will!” Davy Ray nodded. “You bet I will! Come on, Cory!” He stalked off, but I stayed. Davy Ray saw I wasn’t coming, and he made a noise like a fart and went over to a concession stand near the two-headed bull.

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