B
urton was knocking on my front door early the next morning.
“Sorry to bother you at home, Arthur,” he said, nod-ding good morning to Janice. “But I was wonderingâif you had the timeâwould you ride along with me today?”
I thought for a moment. I didn't have any appointments. I was well along with the plans for the upcoming Easter pro-gram. My sermon was already outlined and partly finished.
“Sure, Burton. What did you have in mind?”
Burton fiddled with his hat and answered with a sheepish grin, “Well, if it isn't any troubleâI mean, if you think you might be able to come alongâof course, if it's all right with the missus and allâmaybe we could talk about it in the car.” I could tell he didn't want to say anything in front of Janice.
“Okay, Burton. Just let me get my coat and hat.”
The sheriff stood nervously in the doorway as I kissed Janice good-bye and told her not to worry. I gave Holly a kiss on the forehead. The other kids had already left for school. I put on my coat and a scarf against the wind and accompanied Burton out the door and down the sidewalk. There was a light drizzle falling from the overcast sky, fairly typical for the last week of March. We climbed into his police cruiser and headed down the street.
“Now tell me, Burton, what's the big mystery?”
He turned right on Bang Street and said, “Let's stop at Mabel's and have a cup of coffee. I'd like to ask her a few questions, and we can make ourselves comfortable while we draw up a plan for today.”
“A plan for what?”
“For my
investigation
. I've been putting this off long enough, and with the discovery of the mounds and the connection we made between the digging and the robberies, I've got to get me some results or people are going to start wondering.”
“Wondering? About what?”
“About keeping me on as sheriff! They're mostly patient around here, and quite frankly, I think they're more
excited
about the robberies than upset. But now with those mounds of dirt showing up, people want answers. I've got to do something.”
“That doesn't mean your job is at stake.”
Burton glanced at me as he turned left onto Crumble Street.
“I'm not a policeman,” he confessed. “Not a
real
police-man, anyway. I've never had formal training. I used to work down at the powder factory until about twenty years ago. That's when the Bank of Boomtown was robbed. The town didn't have a sheriff up until then because we didn't have any crimeânot worth mentioning anyway. People pretty much took care of their own business. But after the bank robbery, the mayor had to find
somebody
, so he asked me.”
“Why you?”
“He thought I'd be pretty good at it. He said everyone in town knew me and liked me and trusted me. I had a knack for getting people to talk. Frankly, I was the only one in town who said yes. The mayor asked forty-seven other people before he got to me.
“I'm as good at the job as anybody else would have been, I suppose. I like people. They trust me. I ride around in my cruiser, watch out for trouble, put out the occasional fire (or start a few of my own). It's the perfect job for me, and it makes the townsfolk feel better, even though they've never really needed me to
do
anything.”
We pulled up and parked in front of Mabel's.
“So why do you need me?”
“I know we haven't known each other all that long, but I trust you. You're a smart guy, a big city feller, college educatedâthat sort of thingâand you've worked a lot with people. I thought you might be able to give me some pointers. Keep your eyes and ears open as we go around. We can compare notes at the end of the day. Are you with me?”
I smiled. “Sounds good to meâas long as I don't have to drink Mabel's coffee.”
We went inside and sat in a corner booth and waited for Mabel. She had at least fifteen other customers filling the tables. As we came in, most of them nodded in greeting then returned to their conversations. They were probably discussing the latest theory about the crime wave. Mabel swooped in with a coffee cup for Burtonâ“Nothing for me, thanks”âand stayed long enough to answer Burton's questions.
“Have you heard anything, Mabel? Your customers say anything?”
“Nothing but a bunch of useless gossip and crazy ideas.”
“Such as?”
Mabel scratched her head with her pen and pointed. “Ol' Jim Dougherty sittin' over thereâhe thinks it's space gophers.”
“Space gophers?”
“You know, huge alien gophers from outer space. Came down in their gopher space ship, that's what he's sayin'. Thinks they're diggin' around for who knows what.”
“Space gophers. Okay. Anything else?”
“Lazy Gunderson thinks it's a government conspiracy.”
“What, like spies, CIA, G-men, something like that?”
“Yeah, thinks they're digging a secret base underground so they can conduct secret government experiments. Just the sort of thing Lazy'd dream up while sleepin' on his tractor. Those are the two least stupid ideas I've heard so far.”
“Thanks, Mabel.”
As Mabel shuffled off to be rude to the rest of the customers, Burton said, “She's up before the crack of dawn to open the diner. I thought maybe she'd have seen some-thing. Whoever's taking stuff and dumping dirt has got to be doing it at night or someone woulda seen him by now.”
“You think it's just one person?”
“Could beâthough I been hoping it's a whole
gang
of men. Wouldn't that be great? Maybe ten or twenty armed desperados with knives and hand grenades and machine guns.”
“I'd think if there were that many strange faces in town, someone would have noticed.”
“You're right, sure. You see what I meanâyou
are
good at this.”
Burton choked down his coffee. We stood up and he went table to table asking each group if they'd seen or heard any-thing unusual. No one had. We headed out the door and got back in the cruiser.
“Now where?”
“I've got to check in with the mayor,” he answered. “He's going to want a report. I haven't the faintest idea what to tell him.”
It was only a few blocks to town hall where Mayor Tanaka had his office. I'd met him at the Spring Fever Festival, but never really had a chance to talk to him. I was extremely curious, wondering how a Japanese American could be the mayor of a town only five years after World War II. When we lived back in California, every single Japanese family in the area had been rounded up and shipped off to internment camps. After the war, very few of them returned. If they did, they were treated with suspicion and fear. How did this man ever get elected
mayor
of Boomtown? This would be interesting.
Mayor Tanaka was expecting Sheriff Ernie and graciously shook my hand when we arrived. He was a man of about forty years of age with a strong handshake and dark black eyes and hair. He stood about five feet tall and was dressed in a crisply ironed gray suit, white shirt, and black tie. He had a jagged scar on the right side of his face and deep burns on both of his hands. He also walked with a slight limp, something I hadn't noticed until then.
The walls of his office were covered in photos and signed letters. In one frame was displayed a set of three medals. One was the Purple HeartâI didn't recognize the other two. Next to that was a photo of Mayor Tanaka in his U.S. Navy uniform. He had a miniature battleship on his desk, right next to his name plaque and a tiny American flag.
We sat down and Burton gave his reportâsuch as it was. The mayor was visibly disappointed.
“That's all right, Burton. I'm sure you'll turn up some-thing. Just keep at it.”
Then he turned to me and said, “It's very kind of you to accompany the sheriff on his rounds. I'm sure he appreciates the help.”
We stood up and shook hands, then the mayor sent us on our way, assuring us we'd come back with more encouraging news. We left his office, stopped to say hello to the mayor's secretary, the janitor, the bailiff, six people in the lobby, and the mailman. Burton wasn't in much of a hurry.
“You've got to tell me how Mr. Tanaka became
Mayor
Tanaka,” I said, sliding into the passenger seat of Burton's cruiser.
He turned on the key to warm up the car, but stayed put in the parking space. “Akihiro Tanaka is an honest-to-goodness war hero, no doubt about it. You saw those medals on his wall? The Purple Heart. The Navy Cross. The Silver Star for bravery. Those were all presented to him after the war. There was a special ceremony right here in Town Square after he recovered from his injuries. It was one of the proud-est days Boomtown ever had.”
“What did he do?”
“Akihiro was already in the navy when Pearl Harbor was bombed. They rounded him up just like they rounded up every other innocent Japanese American they could lay hands on. They were going to ship him off to an internment camp, but he wanted to fight for his country, same as anyone else. So he was allowed to remain on his ship, but only as a dishwasher. It was humiliating for him, but at least they let him stay in the navy.
“Their small battleship ended up patrolling the West Coast near San Pedro, Californiaânot very exciting duty. That is until one day when Akihiro was out on deck, and he looked up and saw a Japanese balloon bomb. You ever hear about one of those?”
I shook my head no.
“Not too many people have. After the Doolittle raid on Tokyo in 1942, the Japanese retaliated by launching some nine thousand silk balloons carrying antipersonnel and incendiary bombs. They were carried by high-altitude winds and traveled six thousand miles across the Pacific Ocean to the coast of North America. Most of them didn't make it, but one day all of a sudden they started showing up in the sky all along the coast. Akihiro spotted one of them and notified the deck officer. The deck officer ran and told the captain. Within a few minutes the ship was firing salvos trying to bring the thing down. And they did, unfortunately, right onto the main bridge of the ship! The amidships was on fire in a flash. The fire spread fast and pretty soon the whole ship was going down. It was bad.”
“Then what happened?”
“They were lowering the lifeboats as fast as they could, but the fire was burning so hot a lot of men were just diving over the side. Pretty soon everyone was off the ship, but there were six men trapped down in the engine room. Rescuers couldn't get past the flames. A couple of explosions put a hole in the port side. The ship was filling up with water. It was sinking fast. It was every man for himself.
“That's when Akihiro got a brilliant idea. He climbed up into the aft gun turret. He grabbed one of the powder bags and dragged it down onto the deck. Then he dropped it close to the edge of the fire, hid behind a pile of rope, and waited.
Boom!
The powder blew a neat hole in the deck and cleared away the flames just long enough for Akihiro to throw down a rope and pull the men out of there. He got the Navy Cross and the Silver Star for his bravery above and beyond the call of duty.”
“And the Purple Heart?”
“Yep. He got the scar when a piece of flying metal hit him in the face. He got the burns on his hands while the men were climbing to safety. He didn't leave until all six men got out alive. I told you, he's a real hero.”
“So how did he end up here?”
“He enlisted in the navy right here in Boomtown; his family owns a farm out on Haymaker's Road. When he got back from the war, the town threw him a parade. Quite naturally, they wanted him to be mayor. Partly because he was a hero. But mostly because he got famous by blowing something up. You know how much we love that sort of thing around here.”
“I noticed.”
Burton turned off the engine. “Tell you what, let's head on over to the library across the way there. Let's see what we can find out from the librarian, Helga Knutsen. She sees pretty much everyone in town on a regular basis.”