Authors: Kwame Alexander
Wow! Like, what kind of words?
Like, uh, Quattlebaum.
Miss Quattlebaum?
Yep, her name is a portmanteau word, which means it's made up of two different words. Her name is German.
Quattle
means “fruit,” and
baum
means “tree.”
So she's Miss Fruit Tree.
Sure is, but we probably shouldn't call her that.
That's funny. What about my last name, Farrow?
Uh, I think it means “pretty” or something.
*
. . .
So, do you like soccer?
Not really.
Oh!
Just kidding. I like watching you play.
. . .
Hey, I'm sorry about your parents.
Huh? I mean, what do you mean?
I saw what you posted about them ruining your life.
Oh, I wasn't, I mean, theyâ
My parents trip out too. It's so annoying.
I'm over it anyway.
Well that's good, 'cause I don't want you to lose your smile again.
. . .
Here comes my mom. Raincheck on a big hug. See you in school, Nick.
Okay, uh, thanks, uh, bye, April.
better than getting a hug
from April is the PROMISE
of getting a HUG from her.
If there are 278,000 people
in your city,
what are the odds
of you running
into the two people
you least
want to run
into?
from the community center
to his home
like he's always done,
only this time,
before he even gets
a block away,
he meets trouble.
Where you going, Nick?
asks Don, not
really caring about an answer.
Yeah, didn't think you'd see us again
this year, did you?
says Dean.
The only thing
to do
right now
is gallop like a thoroughbred
as fast as your bike will possibly go,
and race
for your life.
Seems like to me, you owe us,
says Dean.
For what? you manage to ask.
For getting us kicked out of school, punk.
. . .
Give us your bike.
Uh, I can't give it to you. I'll get in trouble.
Then I guess we'll kick the crap out of you.
Boy rides his bike
from the community center
to his home
like he's always done,
only this time,
before he even gets
a block away,
he meets trouble
and ends up
walking.
Maybe living there is not
such a bad thing. At least you
wouldn't be bullied anymore.
An hour later
you tiptoe
up the stairs,
try to sneak
past his room
before heâ
(Too late.)
Nicholas, come here.
Very next time
you disobey me,
there'll be no Dallas.
Now do what you were supposed to do
and come home after school every day.
And give me your phone.
It's not fair. IT'S JUST
NOT FAIR.
You better lower your voice!
I HAD TO
WALK
ALL THE WAY HOME.
Where's your bus pass? Is your lip bleeding?
I rode my bike. I'm going to bed.
I asked you a question? And where's your bike?
They took it.
Who is they? And why'd you let them take it?
Why are you always blaming me?
No one's blaming you. I'm just askingâ
I'm tired of this. You're always fussing
at me for not reading your stupid dictionary
or cleaning up my room.
You don't let me
do
ANYTHING.
You take my phone,
you took Mom,
and now you want to
take away
the last good thing
in my freakin' life:
SOCCER.
Calm down, Nicholas.
NO.
I'm sick of it.
My life sucks.
I get bullied at school.
I get bullied at home.
I HATE MY LIFE!
I wish I was. Sometimes, I just wish I wasâ
What? You wish you were
what?
Dead.
The blasting rap music
in your headphones
makes you feel less sad
but still angry
about things, so
you start ripping
pages
from books
on your shelf
and only stop
when you get to
his dictionary, because
even though you're pissed
you're not stupid.
At the top
of the page
you almost ripped
is the word
sweven.
*
You fall asleep
repeating it
497 times
and dream that . . .
You sprained your ankle
on a dictionary while
moonwalking
with Michael Jackson.
Your parents
celebrate
their twentieth anniversary
at the Dallas Cup.
You beat up
Dean and Don
for picking on April, and then
you fall off
a mountain
but right before
you CRASH
you wake up
crying
in your mom's
arms.
Dad called,
she says, wiping your tears.
I drove all night. We're both worried about you, Nicky.
I'm fine, Mom.
He told me what you said.
Mom, of course I'm not gonna kill myself. I was just upset when I said that.
What about that stuff you posted online?
Seriously, Mom. I'm fine. I say stuff all the time that I don't mean.
So, you lie?
C'mon, Mom.
. . .
. . .
Let's get out of here.
Huh?
Put on your clothes. Let's go to the field.
I don't feel like it.
That's a first! C'mon, I'm gonna give you a soccer lesson today.
Do I have to?
Yes, but clean up this room first.
. . .
like lightning
you strike
fast and free
legs zoom
downfield
eyes fixed
on the checkered ball
on the goal
ten yards to go
can't nobody stop you
can't nobody cop you
till, like a siren in a storm,
she catches you
zips past you
strips the ball
trips you (fall)
watching her
dribble away
all the while thinking
it's bad that you got beat
by another girl
and worse
that the other girl is
your mother.
was just like old times:
cinnamon French toast,
Dutch pancakes,
Ping-Pong.
Now she's on
the pitch
talking trash
and you're feeling
a little better
until . . .
I've been calling and calling.
Been a little busy withâ
Sugar balls, Nicky! Too busy to return a call?
I'm not a kid anymore, Mom. I have a life.
Oh, you have a life, do you?
Yep.
Does your so-called life involve that little hot mama from dance class?
Huh?
Oh, really, you're going to play clueless.
No, she's just a friend.
What's her name?
April.
That's pretty. Aren't you too young to have a girlfriend?
I don't have a girlfriend. Plus, I'm almost thirteen.
You're still my Little Nicky.
Whatever, Mom. Let's finish playing.
Yeah, you can use the practice.
I'm good, actually. I scored two goals in my last game. You'd know that if you were here.
I heard that.
. . .
Are you giving your father a hard time?
He's a jerk.
Be carefulâhe's your father. And since when is making you do your chores being a jerk?
So you two are talking again?
Nicky, he's doing what he thinks is best for you.
Making me read the dictionary is best for him, not me.
Your father loves you and he'sâ
Blah blah blah.
Don't make me hurt you, boy.
Can we just play, please?
So we're okay?
Yeah, as long as you stop tripping me. That's the only way you scored.
You're the one trippin'. That was no foul.
Maybe not when you played in the olden times.
If only your defense was as good as your jokes.
How long are you staying?
A few days, but I'll be back in two weeks.
You should come to my game this weekend. We're playing in New York, against the number one ranked team in the country.
About that, Nick.
It's only New York, Mom. We have a ton of chaperones.
I'm afraid you won't be going to New York with the team.
You're gonna drive me?
Your father and I have decided you won't be playing this weekend. I'm sorry.
WHAT?! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
You try everything. Coach
even calls Mom to beg her.
But, again, you have no rights.
and an army green long sleeved
F
READ
OM
tee,
The Mac sees you
walk in the library
and hollers
(right in front of
everyfreakinbody
):
IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR APRIL FARROW,
YOU'RE OUT OF LUCK.
NO BOOK CLUB TODAY, PELÃ.
Then he winks at you, laughs,
goes back to shelving books
and eating his sandwich.
Cowboys fan?
he asks, sneaking up while you're on the computer.
I saw you Googling Dallas.
I'm going to the Dr. Pepper Dallas Cup. My soccer team got invited to play.
This weekend?
In three weeks. This weekend blows.
The weekend's not even here yet. Think positive.
I had a soccer tournament in New York, but my parents said I can't go.
Sorry to hear that, Pelé.
Why do parents suck?
Try a different word.
My bad, Mr. Mac. Why do
GUARDIANS
suck!
Ha! Ha! Who your parents are now is not who they were or who they will be. You may not like them now, but you will.
Doubt it!
You get one chance to love, to be loved, Nick. If you're lucky, maybe two.
It's just hard to love someone who cancels the cable right before the
Walking Dead
marathon.
Instead of
playing soccer
in the Big Apple,
today
you're sitting
in the Center for Relational Recovery
on a pleather couch
between Mom and Dad,
staring at a quote by
a man named Freud
on the wall
behind a,
get this,
psychologist
with a black and white beard longer
than
Santa Claus's,
a red pencil in his mouth,
and a tendency to ask stupid questions:
What else besides soccer makes you happy?
How do you feel when you're sad?
Do you miss your mom?
All because your bike
got stolen
and you lost
your cool
one night
and then
posted
that you needed
someone
to intervene
between you
and the monsters
and your cousin Julie
told your aunt
who called your dad
who texted Mom
who drove all night
and scheduled
an appointment
with St. Nick