Authors: Stephanie Bond
going to introduce me to your friends?”
“Uh, Hannah Kizer…Walt and Tracey Tul y.”
“Lowenstein now,” Tracey gushed, flashing her ring again.
“Mrs. Dr. Lowenstein.”
“Mrs. Dr.?” Hannah asked, feigning awe. “I’l bet that looks
great on your vanity license plate.”
Tracey’s eyes narrowed, then she huffed and tugged on
her father’s arm. Walt gave Carlotta a suspicious, lingering
look that unnerved her before he hurried away.
“Behave,” Carlotta hissed. “That’s my godfather.”
“Damn, I’d hate to see how they treat complete
strangers.”
“Shh,” Carlotta said as they stepped into the crowded
wood-paneled foyer of the funeral home. The sickeningly
sweet smell of live flowers rode the air as they shuffled
forward on industrial-grade beige carpet toward what
appeared to be the main parlor. At the far end of the
entryway, a tall man in a striking brown suit nodded to her
over the heads of the crowd. Surprised, she smiled and
nodded back.
“Who’s the deep dish?” Hannah said into her ear.
“It’s Wesley’s boss, Cooper Craft. I guess this is his family’s
funeral home. I had no idea.”
“Yowza, he’s hot.”
“He’s a funeral director,” Carlotta reminded her friend, but
she had to admit, the man knew how to wear a suit.
“So? What’s the saying—cold hands, big schlong?”
Carlotta shook her head in exasperation as they were
swept up in the crowd and herded into the burgundy-and-
hunter-green parlor where low organ music played. They
seized two of the few remaining empty seats, and the
wal s were quickly lined with overflow guests.
Standing room only, Carlotta thought morosely. Angela
would be thril ed, if only she weren’t dead.
But she was dead, lying, presumably, inside the gold-and-
white casket on display at the top of three steps at the
front of the long room, flanked on either side by countless
baskets and wreaths of flowers, crammed into every
square inch of space, each seemingly more huge than the
next.
“Christ,” Hannah groused, “how many acres of hot-house
flowers were depleted for this send-off?”
Carlotta ignored her and as discreetly as possible looked
for Peter. She spotted him in the front row, head bent as
he spoke to the tanned, older couple next to him—
Angela’s parents, no doubt. On the other side of him sat
his own parents, spines ramrod straight, the picture of
propriety. The same propriety that had driven Peter to end
their engagement ten years ago. How different things
might have been if only…
A few rows in front of them, Tracey Tul y bent her head to
whisper into the ear of the woman sitting next to her, and
the woman turned around to send a laser stare Carlotta’s
way. She watched as Tracey’s companion then whispered
to the next woman, who turned to gawk. One by one, the
entire row of women turned to look, al of their noses
identically chiseled, their mouths tattooed with
permanent lip liner.
“Are the clones friends of yours?” Hannah asked dryly.
“Hardly,” Carlotta murmured, “although I’m sure I went to
school with some of them.”
The rise of organ music signaled that the service was about
to begin. A minister strode down the aisle and stopped to
shake hands with Peter and with Angela’s parents before
ascending to the podium. He read a short, dry eulogy in a
detached monotone and as he droned on, Carlotta
realized that the man had probably never met Angela
Ashford or, if he had, that he didn’t know her. He divulged
no personal details, nothing to conjure up images of
Angela as a living, breathing human being.
The same was true for the three women (al of them with
names ending in “i”), who had apparently requested or
had been asked by the family to talk about Angela.
“She loved Peter more than anything,” Staci gushed into
the microphone. “The day they were married was the
happiest day of her life.”
“She worked out and took care of herself,” Lori said.
“Everyone on the tennis team is really going to miss her.”
“Her house was her pride and joy,” Tami said, “down to
the last flower arrangement.”
“Egad,” Hannah whispered behind her hand. “If that was
her life, she’s probably glad she’s dead.”
Helplessness tightened Carlotta’s chest as she
remembered the two sentences the radio announcer had
used to sum up Angela’s life and death. The indifference
was heartbreaking, but Carlotta had expected more out of
the woman’s friends.
“Would anyone else like to share their memories of
Angela?” the minister asked, giving the audience a cursory
glance.
Stand up, Carlotta willed Peter. If you had any feelings for
this woman, don’t let people leave here thinking that the
sum of her existence was being your wife, going to the
gym and living in a big house.
“Very well,” the minister said.
“Wait,” Carlotta said, lurching to her feet. She felt
everyone’s heads turn toward her and the weight of their
attention fall on her.
“Yes?” the minister said. “You’d like to say something?”
Now what? her racing mind screamed. Her gaze flitted
over the expectant crowd and to the bewildered
expression on Peter’s face.
“Go ahead,” the minister urged.
Carlotta wet her lips and clamped her hands on the back of
the seat in front of her. “Angela and I were friends a long
time ago,” she said, her voice high and shaking. She took a
deep breath, then exhaled. “A lifetime ago really—we
were just kids, trying to make sense of things.” She gave a
little laugh. “Angela had a talent for drawing cartoons. She
would make up characters and stories about them and put
together her own little comic books. She was real y good
at it, and said that she’d like to draw comics for a living
someday.”
The room was deadly quiet now, and Carlotta’s throat
tightened. Fervently wishing she’d never stood up, she
pressed on. “Angela bit her fingernails to the quick, she
always dreamed of owning a pinto-colored horse and she
could hit the high note in ‘The Star-Spangled Banner.’ I
remember her saying that one of her favorite movies was
Awakenings—she was captivated by the fact that people
could be frozen inside themselves, and how agonizing it
must be to want to get out and not be able.”
People were gaping at her now, and she realized that this
crowd didn’t really want to hear anything deep or
meaningful about the woman in the casket. They simply
wanted to do their duty as neighbors and club members
and put in ass-time at the funeral. Some of them were
already glancing at their watches. Angela’s parents
seemed confused and although Peter was smiling, based
on the way people were looking back and forth between
them, she wasn’t so sure that was a good thing.
“She’l be missed,” Carlotta finished abruptly, then sat
down.
“That was memorable,” Hannah muttered.
As the minister brooked the awkward pause with a thank-
you and some throat-clearing, she could feel people’s
sideways glances land on her and whisperings ensue.
“Who is that?”
“Is she drunk?”
“What was she talking about?”
In front of her, the Clone Club was practically buzzing. Her
face flamed as she shifted in her seat. In trying to reveal a
side of Angela that no one else seemed privy to (or would
own up to), she’d simply made a spectacle of herself. And
the kicker was, she couldn’t explain what had made her do
what she’d done.
At the side of the room, she caught the eye of Cooper
Craft, who was staring at her with a little smile. He inclined
his head as if to say “wel done,” but she couldn’t be sure
that he wasn’t making fun of her.
She stared at her hands for the rest of the service,
standing at the end to join in the processional past the
casket and to shake hands with the family. Her feet felt
like lead as she made her way up the aisle, but she
shuffled along until she stood before Angela’s parents and
Peter. Even as she shook hands with the stoic couple, she
felt Peter’s gaze on her. When she finally looked at him,
his blue, blue eyes bored into her, and she could sense
that he was holding himself back from embracing her. He
clasped her hand and squeezed her fingers, sending whol y
inappropriate sensations tumbling through her body. Her
heart expanded painful y.
“Thank you for coming,” he said, just as if she were
anybody…or nobody.
“You’re welcome,” she said, then pul ed her hand away
and fol owed the crowd out into the parlor where people
were pouring out the front door, moving toward their cars,
already discussing where they might have lunch. On the
other side of the foyer, Cooper Craft stood erect with his
hands folded in front of him, a serene expression on his
face, the picture of poise and comfort.
“There won’t be a graveside service?” an older woman
was demanding to know.
“Um, no, ma’am.”
“Why not?” the woman pressed, clearly affronted.
“Mrs. Ashford requested that her body be cremated,
ma’am, rather than be buried.”
“Cremated? Burned alive?”
He wiped his hand across his mouth, but to his credit, kept
a straight face. “It’s a very respectful procedure, ma’am,
and good for the environment.”
The woman hmphed and walked away, shaking her head.
Coop smiled in Carlotta’s direction, and Hannah nudged
her from behind. “Introduce us.”
Carlotta threw Hannah a withering look, then stepped
toward him. “Hel o,” she said as they walked up.
“Hi,” Coop said, his light brown eyes crinkling in a smile.
The man had nice eyes, she conceded, and wondered what
he looked like without his glasses.
Hannah bumped her from behind. “Oh, um, Cooper Craft,
this is my friend Hannah Kizer.”
Coop stuck out his hand. “How do you do?”
“Thoroughly,” Hannah cooed, practical y licking her lips as
she clung to his hand.
Carlotta laughed nervously. “I didn’t realize that
Motherwel ’s was your family’s funeral home.”
“My uncle’s,” he clarified. “I just help out. By the way, that
was nice, what you said in there.”
She smiled weakly, then looked behind her to see that the
main parlor had almost emptied. The family would be
coming out soon. “Hannah,” she said, pressing her keys
into her friend’s wayward hand, “would you mind waiting
for me in the car?”
Hannah scowled. “Yes, I would.”
“Hannah.”
“Okay,” Hannah said, then turned a wry smile to Coop.
“Guess she wants to keep you to herself.”
“Hannah, go.”
Carlotta watched her friend stomp away in her black
combat boots, then looked back to Coop. “Sorry about
that. Can I…talk to you?”
He lifted his eyebrows. “Isn’t that what we’re doing?”
“I mean about Angela Ashford.”
He frowned. “What about?”
She leaned forward. “I overheard what you said the night
that…it happened. You told Detective Terry that you
thought the body should be autopsied. Why?”
He shrugged slowly. “Because it would be easy to tell if she
drowned accidentally…or not.” Then he angled his head.
“Why are you asking?”
Carlotta squirmed and told him what she’d told the
detective, about the men’s jacket that Angela had bought
and returned, and that Peter had denied knowing anything
about it.
“You think that Angela had a man on the side?”
She lifted her chin, prepared to be laughed at again. “I
have no idea, but I had to tel someone.”
“You should be talking to the police.”
“I did. Detective Terry blew me off.”
“Why?”
She sighed. “Because I have history with Peter Ashford.”
“Yeah, Wesley told me.”
Carlotta frowned. “My brother talks too much.” She
glanced over her shoulder, then back to Coop. “Look…I
guess I’m asking if you saw anything peculiar about the,
um, body when you…did whatever you do to bodies to get
them ready for viewing.”
He pursed his mouth and appeared to be chewing on her
words. “Maybe.”
Her pulse ratcheted higher. “You did?”
“That doesn’t mean I can do anything about it.”
“Jack Terry said you used to be a medical examiner.”
Coop frowned. “Jack Terry talks too much, too.”
“Is it too late to check?” she asked, her heart thudding
against her breastbone.
“No,” he murmured. “Not until the body is cremated.”
Then he folded his arms. “Carlotta, you must have been
close to Angela Ashford.”
“Not really,” Carlotta admitted. “Like I said in there—
friends, a lifetime ago. But no matter what’s happened
since, I can’t just let her be overlooked.”
Coop glanced in the direction of the parlor, then back.
“Not even if it means your former boyfriend might
somehow be involved?”
Carlotta swallowed hard, battling a bout of vertigo, as if
she were balanced on a precipice, rocking back and forth
between the past and the future. “N-not even.”