phone, waiting for Chloe to come back on the line. Then her dot started
moving on the screen. Moving fast. “Did she get in a fucking car? What
the hell?”
The dot moved fast, and five minutes later, with Paul shouting into
the phone for Chloe to pick up, it got on the highway. “Jesus, come
on!” Paul said, pulling Bee up out of her seat and grabbing the laptop.
“Come on!”
He wished they were parked closer, but security concerns had dic-
tated that they leave the car at least three blocks from their hideout, and
both he and Bee were huffing and puffing by the time he fumbled with
the keys and unlocked the door. Paul still had the phone connection
open and there was still no word from Chloe. It wasn’t until they were
on the interstate and headed towards DC that he heard her voice again.
It was muffled, like she had the phone in her pocket. Paul covered the
microphone on the phone with his thumb and motioned for Bee to keep
quiet. They both strained to listen over the car noise and Paul tried to
concentrate on driving down I-295 as fast as he dared. According to the
dot on Bee’s laptop, they were about twenty miles behind Chloe.
“It’s not my…” he heard Chloe say. “Come… fuckers… explain…
the hell?… me.”
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Paul could make out other voices, male voices, but couldn’t under-
stand what they were saying. Chloe wasn’t screaming, but she was talk-
ing louder than normal, probably so the phone would pick her up and
alert Paul and Bee. It continued like that for another ten minutes or so,
but then one of the male voices very clearly yelled at her to “Shut the
hell up!” and she did. Paul hoped she wasn’t riling them up too much
that they lost control and did something even worse than whatever it
was they were planning to do with her.
They followed the dot down the highway and into Washington DC,
getting off at Highway 50/New York Avenue, which offered a straight
shot towards Capital Hill. They caught up some as the car holding
Chloe ran into city traffic, but then they got snarled into it as well and
things got slow. They were still at least fifteen minutes behind when the
dot came to a stop. “I think they’re done,” said Bee.
“Where are they?”
“Somewhere in downtown. Lemme zoom in on the map. It’s like mid-
way between the White House and Capital Hill. They’re close to four
different metro stops. There’s a bunch of stuff there. National Archives,
the Internal Revenue… oh heck. They’re a block away from the J. Edgar
Hoover FBI Building.”
Paul felt his eyes bulge and rocked his head back. He blinked a few
times. “That’s… that’s not possibly any good at all. Oh fuck, oh fuck,
oh fucking fuck. This isn’t what was supposed to happen. Is the dot
still moving?”
Bee, giving off waves of tension, watched it in silence for thirty sec-
onds. “No. No. It’s stopped. It’s still in the building.”
“It’s in the FBI building?”
“No, no. A block away. You want to turn left on 6th Street. That’s
coming up in a quarter of a mile. The dot’s holding steady. It’s just some
building. I can’t tell what. It’s near like a Shakespeare Theater and some
restaurants. In half a mile you’re going to want to make a right on D
Street and then a right on 8th.”
Paul followed Bee’s directions and slowed to a crawl as they came
onto the street. The GPS tracking software they were using couldn’t
get much finer detail than this. He wasn’t sure what he was looking for,
not even what kind of car Chloe had been taken away in. “What about
there?” said Bee, pointing out the window. It was a parking garage.
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Paul hoped they were still in the parking garage and not in the office
building connected to it or, much, much worse, the FBI building less
than a block away. Looking at the toll booth and gate arrangement
guarding entrance and exit from the garage, he decided that he didn’t
want to get trapped in there. But there was no on street parking in sight.
“Bee, I’m going in there. You keep circling the block or find a place to
park on the street somewhere nearby.”
“Are you going to be on a phone? I want to know what’s
happening.”
“No phones,” he said, pointing towards the sky. “None except
Chloe’s.”
“If I don’t hear something in fifteen minutes I’m coming in.”
“Twenty.”
“Seventeen point five.”
Paul slipped out of the car and jogged across the street to the park-
ing garage entrance. He had no way of knowing which floor Chloe (or
at least her phone) might be on, but since going down was easier than
going up, he took the elevator to the top parking level, planning to work
his way down. If they were waiting for the elevator up there he might
be screwed, but he risked it.
On level four he stepped out and listened. There were voices echo-
ing up from somewhere, angry tones bouncing off concrete until the
only discernible content was an unmistakable urgency. Glad he was
wearing rubber soled sneakers that didn’t clack against the hard floor,
Paul inched forward. Every parking space near the elevators was filled,
but looking out farther he saw plenty of open spots, except in the far
corner where they were full near a stairway. People liked to cluster
near the exits, which made sense. Paul crept towards the center of the
floor, where a gap ran from the ground floor to the ceiling above Paul’s
head. The voices grew louder. They were definitely coming from below
him. Paul trotted on tiptoes across to the stairway and opened the
heavy door as quietly as he could, making sure it didn’t slam behind
him. Down one level, he cracked the third floor door. He couldn’t see
anyone, but he could still hear something. Again he carefully slipped
out, easing the door closed behind him. He crouched behind a nearby
Toyota.
The voices were coming from the other side of this level, he was
sure of it. He used the sound of a loud car or truck approaching from
the lower level to cover his sprint across open concrete to a pillar that
offered both cover and a better view of the rest of the garage. Peeking
around the corner he saw a black SUV about fifty feet away, two men
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in dark suits stood beside an open door, talking to whoever or whatever
was inside. A second SUV, twin to the parked one, pulled to a stop
behind it. It didn’t bother to park in a space, even though there were
empty ones to every side. The driver got out, another man in a dark
suit, although this one seemed familiar to Paul. He circled around to
the passenger door on the right side, which was obscured from Paul’s
position. He heard the door open and then the clack of hard heels on
concrete. The driver came back into view, and once he saw the passenger
his identity came to Paul. It was Marsh’s assistant Larry, and his boss
was right behind him.
One of the nameless suits reached into the properly parked SUV and
yanked Chloe out by one arm. Paul drew in a sharp hiss. It was weird
to see her out in public without a wig on, her short pink hair showing
some dirty blond roots. Paul willed her to notice him, but she never
even looked his way. Everyone’s attention was now focused on Marsh.
She wasn’t quite facing him and the others were facing her, so Paul
risked exposure and dashed across the open space to hide behind a VW
Jetta that was about fifteen feet closer to them. He ran hunched over, an
awkward, off balance action that ended in him sliding to a painful stop
on his knees just behind the car. Now he could hear them, even as he
bit his lip to stifle any sounds of pain that might give him away.
“Do you know where we are?” asked Marsh. Her voice was calm and
even, just as Chloe had described it.
“Washington D.C.,” said Chloe, sounding just like a smart ass.
“Did you notice the building down the block? The FBI
headquarters?”
“Yeah, I recognized it from X-Files. Are your friends here agents?”
“They’re licensed security professionals on my payroll. They’ve been
keeping tabs on you and your friends for me. No, the FBI doesn’t know
about you, yet. But I’m going to have them walk you down the street
along with a fat file full of evidence against you in about ten minutes
if you don’t do as I say.”
“That would definitely suck. What is it you want me to do?”
“Give me Isaiah.”
“He’s after your kids,” Chloe said, her voice urgent. “I was trying to
warn you about that when your goons pulled me into their truck. You
need to warn them. He’s going to—”
“I’ve already warned them.”
“You’ve what? How?”
“We’ve been tapping your phone for a week now. And following you.
Do you think I trusted you and your accomplices for even a moment?
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Of course not. I know everything. And unless you give me Isaiah, you’re
going to the FBI.”
“If you really know everything like you say, then you know there’s
no way I can hand you Isaiah. He wants nothing to do with me! He’s
cut all ties. You want to know what I know? He’s in New York. Maybe.
He’s got a wife named Dualla. Maybe. He’s super fucking smart and
ruthless and talented. No maybes there. He’s after you and your family
and there’s nothing I can do about it. And unless you’re willing to put
your kids in witness protection and surround yourself with these hired
goons for the foreseeable future, there’s nothing you can do about it
either. Unless he screws up. Very unlikely. Or you get lucky. Not great
odds. Or you pay him off.”
“Do you imagine that I’m bluffing? The FBI doesn’t customarily have
suspects delivered to their headquarters by helpful citizens, but I assure
you they’ll make an exception for me. They’ll make an exception for
you.”
“Ma’am, I absolutely do not want to go to jail, but I swear, there’s
nothing I can do about Isaiah. Polygraph me, water board me, whatever.
I was trying to warn you! There’s nothing I can do. Put me in jail, fine.
Sucks for me. But Isaiah’s still out there. Just pay him off and leave him
alone and you’ll be fine. Don’t and you won’t.”
“Both impossible and immoral. I’m not giving in to your threats.”
“Not MY threats,” insisted Chloe. “Isaiah’s. His threats. You know
what he managed to pull off in Florida. What makes you think you’re
any better protected than they were?”
“I know he’s coming, and shortly he’ll be on the FBI’s most wanted
list.”
“And they’ll catch him right after they get Osama, I’m sure. You
don’t know anything about him. I don’t know anything… OK, listen.
Is there anything else? What else can I do to appease you? I’ll tell you
everything I know about him over and over if you want. I’ll try and
reach him again if you want. Whatever you want, but it has to be
something I can actually do. If I could give him to you, I would. But
I really, really can’t.”
“Then I don’t see that there’s much more you can do for me besides
serving as a convenient scapegoat for Ken Clover’s problems, and I don’t
need your cooperation for that.”
Paul’s knees were killing him. This wasn’t what they’d planned at
all, but Christ, he needed to do something, and he needed to do it
right now. He closed his eyes, rearranged the words he’d planned on
saying into something that might save Chloe’s ass right now and stood
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up. “But our cooperation would help,” he said in a loud, clear voice
that didn’t quaver a bit. OK, maybe a bit, but not so he thought they’d
notice.
The two goons, Larry, and Chloe all turned to look at him. One
of the goons started reaching into his jacket, so Paul raised his hands
high above his head. Marsh had started back towards her SUV, but
had stopped dead in her tracks when Paul revealed himself. Without
looking back at him, she said, “Mr. Reynolds.” She turned and looked
at him, her expression revealing nothing. Was she surprised? Pleased?
Paul had no idea.
“I’m unarmed,” he said, walking down the middle of the space
between him and them. The goon kept his hand in his suit coat, but at
least he wasn’t pointing a gun at Paul.
“Are you surrendering yourself to the authorities?” Marsh asked.
“That makes things easier for me, then.”
“I could do that, yeah, I guess. Don’t want to though. I’ve got a bet-
ter offer.”
“You can deliver me Isaiah?”
“I can’t. No more than Chloe can. He’s in the tall grass, beyond my
reach for sure. I stick my nose in there and I’ll get eaten.” Paul stopped
when he was about five feet away. If someone tried to grab him he could
still run for it, although run where remained an unanswered question.
“But there are other things.”
Marsh’s head tilted slightly to one side, her chin raising just enough
that Paul knew she wanted him to continue.
“Right, so, here’s the deal. You’re in this for Ken Clover, right? He’s
your paying client. And I’m sure you’re charging him for all of this—