"Shh!" he said, holding up a hand.
"I wish you'd stop doing that!" said Atkins.
Gazette silenced him with a scowl.
There came a low soft roar like the roll of distant thunder.
"Take cover!" yelled Ginger, leaping down into the trench. The roar continued building. It wasn't a shell or thunder, it was an earth tremor.
The walls of the trenches began to vibrate, sandbags jittering over the edge.
"Get out, get out!" Atkins yelled as Porgy thrust his hand down from the lip. Atkins shoved Ginger towards him. Porgy grabbed his hand and yanked him up. Atkins scrambled up using an old scaling ladder. The wall collapsed, sliding down into the trench and undoing several hours of hard work before the tremors subsided. Muted yells arose from all around as men scrambled out of the trenches onto the open ground above. A more plaintive and urgent, if unintelligible cry issued from nearby.
"Someone's trapped," said Pot Shot. They slipped back down into the trench and worked their way along until they came to the junction that led to the latrines.
Ketch had been doing his business, sat over the hole in the plank across the pit. When the tremors hit, the plank must have juddered loose because there was Ketch, khaki pants round his ankles, in the slurry pit of excrement below. Buckets of urine had also fallen over, drenching him in their pungent contents.
"Get me out!" he screamed through the filth.
The section looked at each other, smirks breaking out on their faces as their corporal struggled to right himself. No one was willing to go near the collapsed latrines and risk a similar ducking themselves.
Atkins looked around the collapsed trench. Seeing Ketch's rifle, he picked it up and, checking that the lock was on, held the butt as he thrust the barrel towards Ketch.
"Grab hold!
But the corporal's hands were slick with sewage and, as he pulled himself out, he slipped back with a splash causing the section to double up in raucous laughter.
Atkins persisted though and Ketch was able to loop his arm through the rifle's shoulder strap as he pulled him out, almost losing his own footing in the process.
Ketch lay panting on the floor of the trench coughing and spluttering, his sodden trousers round his ankles. Atkins slit open a sandbag with his bayonet and passed it to Ketch who snatched it from his hand ungratefully and began to wipe the excreta off his face.
"You!" he spat. "You did this!"
"Corporal?"
"You were told to put this latrine right. You and Evans. Did you think it would be a big joke? A big laugh? Well you'll be laughing on the other side of your face one day, Atkins. You mark my words. You'll get what's coming to you." He got to his feet and advanced towards them. They backed off, unwilling to be smeared by the malodorous mud.
"It was the earth tremor!" said Atkins. "You must have felt it, we all did."
Ketch opened his mouth to say something, stopped, gagged and wretched. The section's delight turned to disgust. They backed away from him out of the trench, hearing another heave as vomit splattered wetly on the trench floor.
Still snorting and guffawing over Ketch's misfortune they got back to the section of trench they had been rebuilding and found Ginger billing and cooing. In his arms he held his tunic inside out and crumpled like a nest. They could hear something snuffling about inside it.
"Look, Only!" said Ginger thrusting his hands out towards Atkins, inviting him to examine the jacket's contents.
"Oh god, don't say Haig's back!" muttered Gazette.
Atkins peered over cautiously, not knowing what to expect, half anticipating something to leap out of the bundled cloth and bite him. He caught a flash of yellow fur and saw a long nose sniffling about in the makeshift khaki nest.
"What the hell is that? Ginger, what on earth have you found this time?"
"His name's Gordon," he replied beaming. He moved his hand under the tunic to open it out, revealing a small rat-sized creature with short yellowish fur, small black beady eyes and a long tubular snout. It didn't seem to have jaws or teeth. It snuffled eagerly around in the jacket, completely uninterested in the soldiers now gathering around it. "I found it," said Ginger. "He was just sort of wondering around, like he was lost... like us."
"Fuck's sake, Ginger, everything we've come across so far has tried to kill us or eat us or both. You've got no idea what this thing is!" said Gutsy.
Mercy did. He knew what it was straight away. It was an opportunity.
"No, no," he said. "Steady on, lads. I think Ginger is onto something. Look."
They looked. Then they looked puzzled.
"All I see is some blonde rodent with a furry trunk," said Porgy.
"At what it's doin', smart-arse!"
Atkins looked again. It seemed to be excitedly running its snout along the seams of the jacket. A small long red tongue flickered out. "It's chatting," he said. "Bloody 'ell. It's eating the lice!"
As they watched, the otherworldly rodent pushed its snout into and along the seams, sucking up eggs and lice alike with great relish.
"We could clean up with this, fellas. This is the proverbial golden goose. No more feeling hitchy-koo. They'll pay through the nose to have their regulations cleaned of chatts. Gawd love us, any of us would! Gordon, here, is what you might call a Hitchy-kootioner."
There was a chorus of nods.
"Me next!" said Porgy hopping to pull off his boot before carefully pulling off his woollen sock and dangling it in front of Gordon. "Here, boy. Here," Gordon lifted its head and sniffed tentatively at the warm, damp, writhing sock. Porgy dropped the stinking sock into the coat. Immediately Gordon thrust its snout into it.
"And what good is all that money going to do out here?" said Pot Shot. "Where can you spend it?"
"Jeez, steady on, Pot Shot, can't a man have a dream? I'll save it and spend it when I get back."
Gordon was now totally enclosed by the sock, although from the snuffling and snorts that were issuing from it, it didn't seem to mind.
Already Atkins and the others were thinking of the booming business ahead; five hundred lice ridden, lousy men at thruppence a head? Gordon was going to make a killing for them.
Grantham had taken to pacing about his new HQ, trying to avoid the vista outside, as if by ignoring it it would go away. He couldn't cope with it. There was no section about this in the Field Manual or the Standing Orders. Without them he didn't know what to do.
The man was fast becoming a liability. He commissioned innumerable reports, seeking to bury the stark horror of their situation under a mountain of minutiae, so Everson found himself mired in endless company meetings.
"Trench repairs are well under way," Everson reported. "The backfilling, blocking and fortification of the open trench ends will be complete soon. Nothing should be able to enfilade or flank us then. Second Lieutenant Baxter of the Machine Gun section is constructing new emplacements for his guns. We've also set up a trench mortar in the old farmhouse. However if we want to repair the trenches properly then we're going to need more wood. At the moment we're down to cannibalising duckboards for revetments."
Grantham's face was drawn, his eyes red-rimmed.
"This is a nightmare," he muttered.
"At some point we're going to have to send out working parties to cut down trees from that forest over there."
Slacke nodded emphatically.
"Sir," he said. "We have potable water for three more days. We have food rations enough for perhaps twice that. Rum ration won't last. If we're here much longer we'll have to start looking for supplies locally."
"No," said Grantham, hoarsely.
"But, sir..."
"I said no. We will return home."
"Begging your pardon, sir, but we can't just sit here and wait for that to happen." He paused. "It may
never
happen."
Grantham exploded. "That is defeatist talk, man, and I won't have it, d'you hear?"
Everson took this as a further sign of Grantham's growing instability. The man needed to believe they would be returned home. If it became apparent that their fate was otherwise he feared that Grantham would really funk it.
"Sir?" It was Jeffries. "With all due respect we may have to face the possibility that we are here for an indefinite period. While I am sure you are correct in your assumption that we shall be returned I feel it prudent that we should prepare for the worst. At the very least it will keep the men occupied. An army with nothing to do will soon become a mutinous rabble."
Everson was surprised by what he heard. "I have to say I agree with Jeffries, sir. It should be understood by all that we shall be returned home in order to keep up morale. However we should consider sending out scout patrols. We need to know what we might face in the short term and if we can find water."
"I could make a short reconnaissance flight, Lieutenant," offered Tulliver. "That would at least give your men some possible directions in which to explore. I should have enough fuel, but with my observer dead, I'd need someone to spot and map-make for me."
"Jeffries can go," said Grantham. A smile bloomed briefly on Jeffries' lips before fading.
"Very well," said Tulliver. "I suggest we go straight away. There's enough light left for a short flight."
"You need to look for rivers, streams, lakes; sources of water. Look for cultivated fields or others signs of civilisation," suggested Lippett.
Civilisation. It wasn't a thought that had even entered Everson's head until now. He had been too preoccupied with simple, brutal survival and thoughts of home. But yes, civilisation. The existence of a civilisation that might have achieved dominion over this wild and untamed country had never really occurred to him. What cities might they have constructed, what wonders might they have achieved? What marvels might they work? Surely they would recognise a fellow creature of equal intellect and extend a hand in aid? Unless they were responsible for their sudden journey and arrival here. In which case one would have to try and divine the motives for such an act.
There was a confused chatter as everyone suddenly attempted to talk over each other, each speculating on what it was they expected to find; certainly nothing to which the British Empire was not an equal.
"Gentlemen, please," said Jeffries. "This is all idle speculation. There is no point in raising false hopes at the moment though, as Captain Lippett so rightly states, it is something we should keep an eye out for. And when I'm up in Lieutenant Tulliver's machine I shall certainly endeavour to seek such signs as will assuage your doubts."
Under the covering watch of a Lewis machine gun section, 1 Section had pulled the Sopwith out onto the plain and had spent an hour trying to beat some kind of take-off strip from the tubular undergrowth there. They'd managed to clear about a hundred yards or so and hoped it would be enough. Tulliver walked the strip wincing and sucking in breath through his teeth. The ground was bumpier than he'd wished. Ideally he'd have the AM's fill the pot holes, but here that wasn't going to be possible, at least not this time. Maybe he'd have a word with the infantry captain.
Tulliver and Jeffries climbed aboard the Sopwith. Tulliver had checked it out earlier. There was about half a tank of fuel left. Quite what he'd do then, he didn't know.
"We won't be going too high today," said Tulliver. "But you'll have to be prepared to use the machine gun. We don't know what kind of flying creatures are up there."
"Oh don't worry about me," said Jeffries. "I'm sure I can handle myself."
"Well, bear in mind you're going to have to stand to fire and there's no safety harness. Contact!"
A private swung the propeller around. It juddered to a halt. He seized the blade in his hands and swung down again. The engine caught. "Chocks!" Two more soldiers pulled the makeshift blocks away from the wheels and the aeroplane began to inch forward as if impatient to get into the air and be free of the heavy, lumpen earth. It began to bounce clumsily across the uneven plain. The jarring stopped as the wheels left the ground. Tulliver pulled back on the stick and angled the nose up as the ground dropped away. He peeled to the right and flew over the pat of Somme mud as he climbed. He was excited to be in the air again. Only here did he feel he could be himself. Over on the horizon he could make out a line of thick black clouds as he reached a thousand feet and the world below began to take on a familiar map-like feel. Far from feeling alienated by this wondrous new landscape, up here he felt as if he were in the company of an old friend. He began looking for conspicuous landmarks; the flashes of sunlight off water caught his eyes. He looked down and saw a ribbon of silver a mile or so from the brown stain of the Somme. He turned to Jeffries behind him and pointed down. "A river!" he bawled over the sound of the wind and the engine.
Jeffries formed his finger and forefinger into an 'O'. Tulliver thought that a little odd. He'd only met a couple of other people that had used that specific gesture. Most just used thumbs up. One was an American flying with the Escadrille Lafayette, the other, more recently, was that Artillery officer, what was his name?
"Are you sure we haven't met?" he yelled over the engine's roar. "You seem familiar! Do you know a chap named Hibbert?"
Jeffries shook his head and Tulliver shrugged, but couldn't dismiss entirely the feeling he knew the man from somewhere. He turned the machine and from their vantage point, the circle of Somme was sat near the head of a wide valley, enclosed by hills on three sides. On one side of the valley stretched a large forest. Beyond it lay a large plain bounded by a range of hills. The silver ribbon of water ran down from the hills and threaded itself through the forest before reappearing on the plain. If it was coming down from the hills maybe it led to some sort of -
There was a tap on his shoulder. He wiped away the oil spray that was beginning to mist his goggles and glanced back over his shoulder, Jeffries pointed down. Tulliver tilted the wings so he could see a herd of tall, three-legged creatures moving across the plain. That's when he noticed the shadow ripple over the ground and pass over his machine. He immediately pulled up and banked so he could look around. He pointed up, indicating that Jeffries, who was sat behind the wings and had a better view, should look around. Then he saw it. A great shape above them like a flying manta ray, but it had hind legs with large talons and a long neck that ended in a small head with a wide mouth, displaying sharp teeth. It was easily bigger than the Sopwith and with claws and teeth like those could rip the aeroplane to shreds if it got close. It had obviously been following the herd of whatever-they-were and saw the Sopwith as a territorial intruder. It came at them from the side. Tulliver hoped Jeffries was on the ball. He was. Standing up in his seat he swung the Hotchkiss machine gun round and opened fire. The creature closed its wings momentarily and dropped out of sight below them.