Big Breasts and Wide Hips (78 page)

Just then a beggar in a tattered coat tied with red electric wire walked up with a chipped bowl holding a dozen or so coins and a few filthy bills; his hand shook as he held the bowl out to Briefcase Man.

“How about it, elder brother, something for me … maybe to buy a stuffed bun?” The man backed up. “Get away from me!” he said angrily. “I haven't even had my breakfast yet.” When the beggar glanced over at Jintong, a look of disdain shone in his eyes. He turned away to seek out someone else to beg from. Jintong's depression deepened. Even a beggar turns away from you, Jintong! The beggar walked up to the fellow in the zip-up shirt. “Elder brother, take pity on me, a few coins, maybe a stuffed bun …” “What's your family standing?” Zip-up Shirt asked him. “Poor peasant,” the beggar replied after a brief pause. “For the last eight generations.” Zip-up Shirt laughed. “Coming to the rescue of poor peasants is my specialty!” He tossed his two remaining stuffed buns and greasy paper wrapping into the bowl. The beggar crammed one into his mouth, the greasy paper sticking to his chin.

Suddenly there was a commotion in the waiting room. A dozen or so obviously jaded ticket-takers in blue uniforms and caps emerged from their lounge with ticket punches, the cold glare in their eyes a sign of their loathing for the waiting passengers. A crowd fell in behind them, pushing and shoving their way up to the gates. A man with a battery-powered bullhorn stood in the corridor and bellowed, “Line up! Form lines! We don't start punching tickets till there are neat lines. All you ticket-takers, please note — no lines, no tickets!” The people crowded up to the ticket-takers anyway. Children began to cry, and a dark-faced woman with a little boy in her arms, a baby girl on her back, and a pair of roosters in her hand loudly cursed a man who pushed up against her. Ignoring her, he lifted a cardboard box filled with light bulbs high over his head and kept forging his way up front. The woman kicked him in the backside — he didn't so much as turn around.

Jintong wound up getting pushed backward, until he was last in line. Summoning what little courage remained, he gripped his bag tightly and plunged forward. But he had barely begun when a bony elbow thudded into his chest; he saw stars and, with a groan, slumped to the floor.

“Line up! Form lines!” the man with the bullhorn bellowed over and over. “No lines, no tickets!” The ticket-taker for the Dalan bus, a girl with crooked teeth, pushed her way back through the crowd with the help of her clipboard and ticket punch. Her cap was knocked askew, sending cascades of black hair out. Stomping her foot angrily, she shouted, “Go ahead, shove away. Maybe a couple of you will get trampled in the process.” She stormed back to the lounge, and by then the two hands of the clock came together at the 9.

The people's passion cooled off the minute the ticket-taker went on strike. Jintong stood on the fringe of the crowd, gloating secretly over this turn of events. He felt sympathy for the ticket-taker, viewing her as a protector of the weak. By then, the other gates had opened, and passengers were pushing and shoving their way along the narrow passageway between two barricades, like a rebellious waterway forced between sandbars.

A muscular, well-dressed young man of average height walked up carrying a cage with a pair of rare white parrots. His jet black eyes caught Jintong's attention, while the caged white parrots reminded him of the parrots that had circled the air above the son of Birdman Han and Laidi decades earlier on his first trip home from the Flood Dragon River Farm. Could it be him? As Jintong observed him closely, Laidi's cold passion and Birdman Han's resolute innocence began to show in the man's face. Jintong's astonishment led to a sigh. How big he's gotten! The dark little boy in a cradle had grown into a young man. That thought reminded him of his own age, and he was quickly immersed in the doldrums of a man past his prime. Listlessness, that great emptiness, spread through him, and he envisioned himself as a withered blade of dry grass rooted in a barren land, quietly coming to life, quietly growing, and now quietly dying.

The young man with the parrots walked up to the ticket gate to look around; several of the passengers called out greetings, which he acknowledged in a cocky manner, before looking down at his watch. “Parrot Han,” someone in the crowd yelled out. “You're well connected, and you're good at talking to people. Go tell that young woman to come back here.” “She wouldn't punch your tickets, because I hadn't arrived.” “Stop bragging! We'll believe you when you get her out here.” “Now line up, all of you, and quit shoving! What good does shoving do? Line up, I say, line up!” He ordered them around, half in jest, forcing them into a straight line, all the way back to the benches in the waiting room. “If I catch anyone pushing and shoving, disrupting this line, well, I'll take his mother and … understand?” He made an obscene gesture. “Besides, everyone will get on, early or late. And if you can't get inside, you can climb up onto the luggage rack, where the air is fresh and the view is great. I wouldn't mind sitting there. Now wait here while I go get that girl.”

He was as good as his word. She came out of the lounge, still angry, but with Parrot Han at her side peppering her with sweet talk. “Dear little aunty, why get upset over the likes of them? They're the dregs of society, punks and sluts, twisted melons and sour pears, dead cats and rotten dogs, rotten shrimp paste, all of them. Fighting with them just brings you down to their level. Even worse, getting angry leads to physical swelling, and poor uncle would die if he saw that, wouldn't he?” “Shut up, you stinking parrot!” she said as she rapped him on the shoulder with her ticket punch. “No one will ever try to palm you off as a mute!” Parrot Han made a face. “Aunty,” he said, “I've got a pair of beautiful birds for you. Just tell me when you want them.” “You're quite the smooth talker, like a teapot without a bottom! Beautiful birds, you say? Ha! You've been promising that for a year, and I haven't seen so much as a single feather!” “I mean it this time. I'm going to show you a real bird for a change.” “If you had a heart, you'd forget about your so-called beautiful birds and give me that pair of white parrots.” “I can't give you these,” he said. “These are breeders. Just arrived from Australia. But if it's white parrots you want, next year I'll give you a pair, or I'm not your own Parrot Han!”

When the narrow gate opened, the crowd immediately tried to squeeze through. Parrot Han, cage in hand, stood beside the ticket-taker. “You see, aunty,” he said. “How can anyone dispute the poor quality of the Chinese? All they know how to do is push and shove, even when that actually slows things down.” “The only thing your Northeast Gaomi Township can produce is bandits and highwaymen, a bunch of savages,” she said. “I wouldn't advise you to try to catch all the fish in the river with one net, aunty. There are some good people there. Take, for instance —” He stopped in midsentence as he saw Shangguan Jintong walking bashfully toward him from the end of the line.

“If I'm not mistaken,” he said, “you're my little uncle.”

Timidly, Jintong replied, “I … I recognized you too.”

Parrot Han grabbed Jintong's hand and shook it eagerly. “You're back, Little Uncle,” he said, “finally. Grandma has almost cried herself blind thinking about you.”

The bus was by then so packed that some people were actually hanging out the windows. Parrot Han walked around to the rear of the bus and climbed the ladder up to the luggage rack, where he drew back the netting, secured the caged parrots, and then reached down for Jintong's traveling bag. Somewhat fearfully, Jintong followed his bag up to the luggage rack, where Parrot Han pulled the netting over him. “Little Uncle,” he said, “hold tight to the railing. Actually, that's probably unnecessary. This bus is slower than an old sow.”

The driver, a cigarette dangling from his mouth and a mug of tea in his hand, walked lazily up to the bus. “Parrot,” he shouted, “you really are a birdman! But don't blame me if you fall off there and wind up as roadkill.” Parrot Han tossed a pack of cigarettes down to the driver, who caught it in the air, checked the brand, and put it in his pocket. “Not even the old man in the sky can handle someone like you,” he said. “Just drive the bus, old-timer,” Parrot Han said. “And do us all a favor by not breaking down so often!”

The driver pulled the door shut behind him, stuck his head out the window, and said, “One of these days this beat-up old bus is going to fall apart. I'm the only one who can handle it. You could change drivers if you wanted, but then it wouldn't even leave the station.”

The bus crept out onto the gravel road to Northeast Gaomi Township. They met many vehicles, including tractors, coming from the opposite direction, carefully passing the slow-moving bus, the wheels sending so much dust and gravel into the air that Jintong didn't dare open his eyes. “Little Uncle, people say you got a raw deal when they sent you up,” Parrot Han said, looking Jintong in the eye. “I guess you could say that,” Jintong said mildly. “Or you could say I deserved it.” Parrot handed him a cigarette. He didn't take it. So Parrot put it back in the pack and glanced sympathetically at Jintong's rough, callused hands. “It must have been pretty bad,” he said, looking Jintong in the face again. “It was okay once I got used to it.” “There have been a lot of changes over the past fifteen years,” Parrot said. “The People's Commune was broken up and the land parceled out to private farmers, so everyone has food on their table and clothes on their back. The old houses have been torn down under a unified program. Grandma couldn't get along with that damned old lady of mine, so she moved into the three-room pagoda that used to belong to the old Taoist, Men Shengwu. Now that you're back, she won't be alone.”

“How … how is she?” Jintong asked hesitantly.

“Physically she's fine,” Parrot said, “except for her eyesight. But she can still look after herself. I'm not going to hide anything from you, Little Uncle. I'm henpecked. That damned woman of mine comes from a hooligan proletarian family, and doesn't know the first thing about filial piety. She moved in, and Grandma moved right out. You might even know her. She's the daughter of Old Geng, who sold shrimp paste, and that snake woman — she's no woman, she's a damned snake temptress. I'm putting all my energy into making money, and as soon as I've got fifty thousand, I'm kicking her ass out!”

The bus stopped on the Flood Dragon River bridgehead, where all the passengers disembarked, including Jintong, with the help of Parrot Han. His eye was caught by a line of new houses on the northern bank of the river, and by a new concrete bridge not far from the old stone one. Vendors selling fruit, cigarettes, sweets, and the like had set up their stalls near the bridgehead. Parrot Han pointed to some buildings on the northern bank. “The township government moved its offices and the school away, and the old Sima family compound has been taken over by Big Gold Tooth — Wu Yunyu's asshole son — who built a birth control pill factory, and makes illicit liquor and rat poison on the side. He doesn't do a damned thing for the people. Sniff the air,” he said, raising one hand. “What do you smell?” Jintong saw a tall sheet-metal chimney rising above the Sima family compound, spewing clouds of green smoke. That was the source of the stomach-churning smell in the air. “I'm glad Grandma moved away,” Parrot Han said. “That smoke would have suffocated her. These days the slogan is ‘Eight Immortals Cross the Sea, Each Demonstrating His Own Skills.' No more class, no more struggles. All anyone can see these days is money. I've got two hundred acres of land over in Sandy Ridge, and plenty of ambition. I've set up an exotic bird breeding farm. I've given myself ten years to bring all the exotic birds in the world here to Northeast Gaomi Township. By then, I'll have enough money to secure influence. Then, with money and influence, the first thing I'm going to do is erect a pair of statues of my parents in Sandy Ridge …” He was so excited by his plans for the future, his eyes lit up blue and he thrust out his scrawny chest, like a proud pigeon. Jintong noticed that when they weren't selling something, the vendors on the bridgehead were watching him and Parrot Han, who never stopped gesticulating. His feelings of inferiority returned, accompanied by regrets that he hadn't gone to see slutty Wei Jinzhi the barber for a shave and a haircut before leaving the labor reform camp.

Parrot Han took some bills out of his pocket and stuffed them into Jintong's hand. “It's not much, Little Uncle, but I'm just starting out and things are still pretty tight. Besides, that stinking old lady of mine still has a string tied to my money, and I don't dare treat Grandma the way she deserves, not that I could. She nearly coughed up blood raising me. Things couldn't have been harder for her, and that's something I won't forget even when I'm old and my teeth fall out. I'll make things right for her once I carry out my plans.” Jintong put the bills back into Parrot Han's hand. “Parrot,” he said, “I can't take that.” “Not enough?” That embarrassed Jintong. “No, it's not that…” Parrot put the bills back into Jintong's sweaty hand. “So, you look down on your useless nephew, is that it?” “After what I've become, I don't have the right to look down on anyone. You're special, a thousand times better than your absolutely worthless uncle …” “Little Uncle,” Parrot said, “people don't understand you. The Shangguan family is made up of dragons and phoenixes, the seed of tigers and panthers. Too bad the times were against us. Just look at you, Little Uncle — you've got the face of Genghis Khan, and your day will come. But first go home and enjoy a few days with Grandma. Then come see me at the Eastern Bird Sanctuary.”

Parrot walked over and bought a bunch of bananas and a dozen oranges from one of the vendors. He put them into a nylon bag for Jintong and told him to take them to Grandma. They said good-bye on the new bridge, and as Jintong looked down at the glistening water, he felt his nose begin to ache. So he found an isolated spot, where he put down his bag, and went to the river's edge, where he washed the dirt and grime off his face. He's right, he was thinking. Since I'm home, I've got to grit my teeth and make my mark — for the Shangguan family, for Mother, and for myself.