Best Gay Erotica 2015

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OB
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OSEN

Copyright © 2014 by Rob Rosen.

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For Kenny,
my best gay everything, always and forever

Introduction

Different Strokes
• Richard Michaels

Choice
• Rhidian Brenig Jones

Hot Man Boulevard
• Jacqueline Brocker

Feygele
• Alex Stitt

The Man in Black
• Gregory L. Norris

Like Magic
• Salome Wilde

Nothing to Lose
• Dale Chase

From Here to There
• Xavier Axelson

Outlaws and Bad Men
• Kenzie Mathews

Bullheaded
• Logan Zachary

Rookie Glitch
• Martha Davis

Payment in Full
• T. R.Verten

Freyr's Toothache
• Mark Wildyr

No Ifs, Ands or Butts
• Rob Rosen

Super Service
• Michael Roberts

About the Authors

About the Editor

Welcome to
Best Gay Erotica 2015
, the twentieth installment of this esteemed and, yes, steamy anthology. So break out the streamers and balloons, not to mention a handy-dandy bottle of lube or two, and let's celebrate our moving from the teen years into the roaring twenties! FYI, the best is yet to—pardon the expression—
come!

As in the past, the stories that follow are from the preeminent erotica writers around today, from Richard Michaels, Alex Stitt, Salome Wilde, Dale Chase, Xavier Axelson and Logan Zachary, to a whole gifted slew of others who will leave you panting. The sexual exploits are at times hot and humorous, sublime and sultry, dirty and deliciously sweat drenched, and always of the high literary quality that you've come to expect from this collec- tion. Oh, and there're quite a few tantalizing surprises along the way, too.

In fact,
Best Gay Erotica 2015
is filled to the page-turning brim with tales of fire dancers and TV repairmen, cowboys and cops, painters and priests, vampires and aliens and—time to wipe the sweat off your brow—even elves. There's everything from solo sex and triple onslaughts, to naked encounters in bathrooms and gyms and vineyards, and a myriad of creative uses for all things phallic. Heck, throw in a French biker and a couple of hunky Poles and you'll soon see why this anthology is head and shoulders—not to mention certain other thick and rigid body parts—above the rest.

So here's to you, Best Gay Erotica. Long may you reign—and throb and pulse and shoot and pump and most certainly thrust!

Rob Rosen
San Francisco

Richard Michaels

I was balled by the bald black man who bawled when he came and nearly bowled me over with the force of his fierce orgasm.

He went
thwap!
against my inner walls, and I quivered.

It has been my experience that only in stories such as this one does somebody shoot inside you with such vehemence that you actually feel it.

In general, I have found, you know that he's climaxed only when he stops pumping and his hands suddenly squeeze your hips, and you can't see him because you're kneeling on the bed, but you'd like to think that he's arching his back and opening his mouth in a soundless cry because that means that while you were on the verge of suffocation with your face in a pillow and
hmm
ing and
aahh
ing every now and then to give him encouragement and suffering the jolts when his cock slipped out of your ass and he aimed it into you again undexterously and not complaining when it seemed that he'd learned his sexual skills from an Army training manual, that while you were doing all of this, he was getting satisfaction and has reached fulfillment due to your unselfish ministrations. And then he pulls out, and after a minute, you turn to revel in the happy smile of gratitude on his face and find that he's slumped back onto the bed fast asleep— just as everything else was fast—and is beginning to snore.

Or the face that's between your legs suddenly contorts, and he pushes your feet farther and farther apart until you're like a wishbone ready to snap, and you wait for him to cry out your name from the height of his passion, and he says, “Oh, shit!” and lets go of your legs so that, with a click, your feet spring back together in a painful collision as he collapses onto your chest, and after a few moments you try to move him so that you can breathe again, but that's impossible because your haunches are still curved around his back and he's pinned you to the sweat-wet sheets like a wrestler waiting for the referee to render his decision, and then you find that he's asleep as he begins to snore.

Or you're bent over the kitchen sink with your face among the dirty dishes, and you realize that nothing has been going on back there for a while, and you straighten up, wiping off last night's pasta primavera from your nose, and you see that he's at the refrigerator getting a beer.

But this was different. The bald black man, whose name was Royale, erupted like a geyser. No, that's an exaggeration—this is a story, after all—but I felt his spunk hot in my hole like steam hissing out of a boiling teakettle, and he shouted, “Oh! Oh! Oh!”—no, wait, this is a porno story, so he shouted, “Aaaghhh! Uuurgh! I'm exploding, man, I'm going off like a rocket, I'm going into orbit, oh, I'm such a fucking stud, ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Wow!” But really, he cried, “You're beautiful, Richard, you're the best, the greatest, I am putty in your hands, but I am timber in your ass.” And like spontaneous combustion I spewed lustily, my sperm burning the sheet, making a piece of lace, and still rigid in my throbbing posterior, he put his warm arms around me and kissed my shoulder, and we both rolled onto our sides, and he held me while I fell asleep and began to snore.

Like the pricks of all fictional superheroes, Royale's prick was a masterpiece of wonder and astonishment. Since this is fantasy, and you and I know it, even as we pretend that it's fact, even as you and I reach for ourselves, as I try to type with one hand while I massage my tumescence under the desk and feel the wetness at the front of my shorts and can scarcely wait to finish this tale of tail so that I can hurry into the bedroom, flinging clothes as I go, falling onto the bed in a storm of cotton and polyester, the same bed on which Royale and I bonked our brains out only a moment ago, so that I can jerk myself into a frenzy as I think of the white pages spilling out of the computer printer just as white jism spilled out of Royale's black cock, just as jism spills out of my white cock—so since this is fantasy, Royale's equipment banged against his knee. Even in fantasy, that's difficult to believe, since if that were the case, when he screwed me, he would have flossed my teeth, but his manhood did hang halfway down his firmly muscled thigh. It hung halfway down his rippling thigh for only seconds, but almost instantly it sprang out from his groin, the foreskin retreating as the head emerged like the face of someone who is pleased at attention being paid.

And I did pay attention: I kissed the sideways smile, and in obeisance to the length and breadth and the width and girth of this awesome instrument of masculinity, I slid it between my lips, steered it carefully into my oh-so-eager mouth, my salivating mouth, my panting mouth, because it was like driving a truck through a tunnel that's almost too small, steering this truck with its precious cargo on the glistening highway of my tongue until the front of the cab, with its retracted grillwork of flesh, struck a roadblock and could go no farther, so I put the truck into reverse and backed it up, and then metaphor breaks apart, as it always does in these stories, and we get back to basics: I sucked his dick.

Even wet with my worship, his prick was still difficult to take, and even with the deep-throating technique that all we narrators of these hyperbolic flights of erotica learned the moment we wrote our first word, I could not ingest all of his munificence. And, yes, I wanted all of Royale's magnificence, wanted to consume every inch of his many inches, of his many many inches. I wanted to feel my nose tickled by his thick, curly black loin locks, and I wanted to feel his balls, his big, heavy balls, his bowling-ball balls batter my chin. And so I put my arms around him and held him as close to me as I could and I sucked his dick, his wonderful dick, his delicious dick.

We've arrived at the point in the story at which the narrator tastes the first pearly drops of precome—and yes it was ambrosial and yes it was vintage—but I thought,
No, this is too soon; I want this to go on,
and Royale must have been reading the same story, because he said, “No, this is too soon; I want this to go on.”

So I released him, yawning so wide that I could hear the bones crack, and I wondered if I would ever be able to close my jaw again. And as he extracted himself, he blessed me with another tasty burst of essence and he said, “Now, let me fuck you.”

No, I want to fulfill your expectations. He said, “I'm going to plow you, baby. I'm going to stick my fiery rod up your ass all the way to China. I'm going to make you yelp like a dog begging for my bone. I'm going to split you in half, and both halves of you will be pleading for me to fuck you some more, and I will, I'll fuck both of you at once, and I won't even sweat while I'm doing it.”

He penetrated me—no, penetrated isn't the word; he lanced me, he impaled me, he speared me on his rotisserie and barbecued me over the fires of his desire.

Well, actually, he entered me gently, slowly, allowing me to adjust to his intrusion. It was an accommodation I made gladly, because it was a delirious pain. And every time I thought I couldn't accept any more, he seemed to know and paused, and he seemed to know when he might proceed, until at last he was fully inside me, and I was enraptured.

Take whichever version you prefer and continue accordingly.

He played me like a fine conductor with a baton that knew how to bring out all of my harmonies. He jackhammered away at my guts, and he stroked long and soft and short and sharp like a connoisseur of cocksmanship and pounded into me with unabated vehemence. He was sublime and he was ferocious, sewing me up and ripping me apart. He strode me and rode me and filled me and drilled me and pummeled me as if there were no tomorrow, and he made love to me as if tomorrow would never dawn. Finally, my beautiful Royale came in torrents and waterfalls, shouting his pleasure, flooding me, deafening me, and it was beautiful, it was beautiful, it was beautiful—and as I write this, I am damp, I am drenched, my sex is swelling and straining against my shorts, seeking release, yet still I must delay until you are satisfied.

But are you satisfied? Would you prefer a blond, a blond with the sort of hair in which your fingers can get lost for weeks, a blond who is tall and slender, with eyes that adore and plead with you for domination?

The blond dude gazed at me and he said, “I wanted you even before this story started.”

And I said, magnanimously, “Why not?” He smiled at me in gratitude—of course, I know that never happens, but this isn't reality, so lighten up. Anyway, he smiled at me in gratitude, and he pressed himself against me, and I could feel his pecker rubbing my leg through his artfully torn and tattered jeans, and, yes, I know that pecker is a silly word, a callow word, but somehow it fits, because he looked so collegiate, as if he ought to be riding a bicycle across campus or huddling in his jacket at the bonfire for the homecoming football game.

He kissed me, and his lips tingled against mine, and I have to admit it, I was hooked. I immersed my fingers in his hair, and he pressed his hands against my back, and we kissed, and he was knowing and yet innocent. His tongue dueled with mine, but he didn't try to swallow me, so it was simultaneously a sweet kiss and an exciting kiss.

He put his hands between us on my cotton-covered thickening shaft and he said, “Umm,” into my lips, and it was amazing how much one sound conveyed. It was like reading the first word of a novel and knowing instantly the rest of the story and wanting to race through the book and yet wanting to savor each succeeding word. Still attached to my lips, he unzipped my pants and shoved his hand into my shorts, the shorts that are wringing wet as I now describe all of this to you, and he extricated my cock, and extricated is what he did, because he bent me a little too brusquely and scraped me against my zipper. This is reality, so yes there was pain, but it didn't matter, because in one fluid motion he went to his knees and inhaled me and hummed into my schlong, and I rang like a tuning fork.