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And I’ve had no qualms about it afterwards, either.

Why should I?

Derrick had it all. Everything. He was everything I wanted to be.

I know, I know . . . sure, he worked just as hard for it, maybe even harder than I did; but everything came so easily to him, almost as if it fell out of the sky and landed in his lap.

And it never came to me. Certainly not as easily, anyway, and no way near as much.

You see, he was the one who was born with all the talent. I couldn’t help but think that because I’d heard it my whole life, growing up. All through high school, Derrick was an honor student—popular, handsome, smart, and talented. He had it all. He graduated at the top of his class from college, too, married a gorgeous and intelligent woman, had a wonderful family—three kids and a beautiful country home about two hours north of Portland.

Far as I could see, he had it all.

And what did
I
have?

Nothing.

Squat.

The leftovers.

Sloppy seconds, if you’ll excuse such an inelegant expression.

All my life, I’ve had to listen to teachers and friends’ parents—even our
own
parents—exclaim with surprise that sometimes bordered on absolute shock how Derrick was so amazingly gifted, and that I was so . . . well, that I didn’t quite measure up to the standard
he
set.

The worst of it was when people would question, sometimes even to my face, how identical twins could be so . . . so
different
. Oh, we looked enough alike, so anyone who didn’t know us well couldn’t tell us apart, but it seemed as if all the intelligence, personality, and talent went into his half of the egg, and I was left with. . . .

Well, with sloppy seconds, like I said.

Maybe that really was the case.

I used to wonder about it, mostly late at night as I lay in bed, staring up at the bottom of Derrick’s upper bunk. I still lie awake at nights, wondering. Now I have plenty of time to think about things. Back when we were kids, I could hear my brother’s deep, rhythmic breathing coming from the top bunk, as if even sleeping was something he simply did better than I ever could.

I
t didn’t surprise anyone that Derrick and I both entered the field of art. Ever since we were kids, we’d both shown unusual talent for the visual arts although, as usual, Derrick’s paintings and drawings—hell, even his throw-away sketches—always seemed to be several notches better than anything I ever produced.

Not that my stuff was bad, mind you. I do have quite a bit of talent.

Now that I think about it, when I first started drawing was probably when I first really noticed the back of my hands. I remember how I’d spend a lot of the time not even paying attention to whatever it was I was drawing because I would be so fascinated by the interplay of muscle and tendons beneath my skin as I held the pencil or brush in my hands and rolled it back and forth or whatever. Probably the one thing I ever did better than Derrick was anatomy drawing. Especially hands. I seemed to have quite a knack for drawing hands.

S
o like I said, it didn’t surprise anyone when we both went off to college—the same school, of course. We both majored in art, but my grades were never quite up to Derrick’s level . . . and neither was my work. He graduated
summa cum laude
while I was simply lucky to graduate with honors.

Following graduation, we both landed jobs within our chosen field. Derrick started right out as a painter—an “artist” with a capital
A
. Within a year or so, he was having one-man shows of his work at galleries in Boston and New York. The “art scene” had apparently already taken notice of him, and his paintings were selling for astronomical amounts. Personally, I thought they weren’t worth the price of the canvas they were painted on, but there’s no accounting for taste, is there?

And what about me?

I went to work, pasting up ads for a local newspaper, all the while trying to convince myself of the worth of a steady paycheck while I concentrated on my own art during evenings and weekends.

I think—hell, no! I don’t have to lie about it anymore, right? I know that’s when the full measure of the resentment I felt toward my brother began to blossom.

Until then, that resentment had always been there, festering inside me, maybe even since before we were born; but it had always been—you know, buried deep, like a seed in the soil that was struggling hard to push its way up to the sunlight. It was only after college, once we were out there in the real world, settling into our respective careers and trying to make a living that I finally allowed the seed to break through the surface. Over the next few years, as I watched my brother accumulate success and wealth and fame—everything I wanted and felt I deserved—I watered and nourished that seed of envy and hatred. . . .

Yes,
hatred!

I cursed the fate that I had been born to, wondering why?—what cruel, uncaring God could do this to me?

Why couldn’t I have been given at least
something
—just one single fucking thing more than my brother?

But he had it all, and I had . . . much less.

That’s when I started planning to change it all by killing him.

You know, one person I talked to a few days ago, maybe a few weeks ago, now, said that she thought I didn’t really
want
to kill Derrick. That what I really wanted to do was kill myself. She said that by identifying so closely with my twin brother, and by envying his success so much, I was turning all my pent-up anger against myself. She used all sorts of fancy psycho-babble terms like “transference” and “guilt projection” and “displacement”—stuff like that, but I’m pretty sure she was wrong.

I
really
wanted to kill
Derrick
.

I
had
to kill him.

The way I saw it, there was no way around it.

G
etting to do it was much easier than I thought it would be.

Derrick and I live—I should say “lived”—about two hours away from each other. I have a place here in Portland, and he lives up past Fryberg. Driving up there was no problem. Last March, I knew his wife, Alice, had taken the kids to Orlando for the week at Disney World. I figured he’d be at the house alone, no doubt working on some paintings for a show or something. I wasn’t expected or anything, but I guess I was lucky that no one saw or recognized my car. Just to be safe, I took back roads. It added a little time to the drive, but then again, what did I care?

Derrick lived in a fairly secluded area—a development on a secluded lake with a lot of fancy-ass houses spaced pretty far apart. He didn’t have any security or anything, no bodyguards or electronic gates, so getting into his house was easy.

Hey! Who would want to kill a famous artist, right?

I was right. When I got there, he was home . . . alone.

Before I got out of the car, I pulled on the two pairs of rubber gloves I’d brought. I’d seen something on a cop show once about how a detective lifted a fingerprint even though the burglar or whatever had been wearing rubber gloves. The rubber, you see, was so thin that it still left a faint impression—at least enough to identify the culprit.

I wasn’t going to take any chances.

Just shooting him wasn’t going to be enough, though. I had to even the score a little bit, too.

B
ut like I said earlier, shooting him didn’t bother me any. I just aimed the gun at him, pulled the trigger, and . . . .

Pop.

Of course, before I got to the house, the whole time I was driving, I couldn’t stop thinking about why I was doing this. I came up with a whole slew of excuses, but I knew they were all bullshit.

The real reason was quite simple.

Even I can see that, now.

He had more talent than I did, and I knew why.

It was all in his hands!

I
already told you how I didn’t feel anything, not even a tremor of elation when the gun went off, and Derrick was blown back off his feet. He landed on the kitchen floor kind of funny, leaning against the wall with his legs splayed out and bent at the knees. One of his shoes had flipped off. He looked a little like a puppet that’s had its strings cut. There was a big splash of blood on the wall behind him, but he was down now, with both hands clamped over the bullet hole in his chest. He was breathing real hard, making this watery, rattling sound in his throat. It sounded something terrible, like he was drowning. After a few seconds, his legs started twitching like he was trying to do a dance or something. It was only when I saw blood leaking out between his fingers that I got a little panicky, thinking that the blood might ruin his hands.

I wasn’t worried about any of the neighbors hearing the shot. I’d been to Derrick’s house plenty of times before, so I knew what to do next, and I took my time doing it right. There was an ax down in the cellar that Derrick used to split firewood. He never heated the house with wood or anything. Like the rest of his life, having a fire blazing away in the fireplace on a winter evening was just a quaint little “artsy” touch.

All image.

I went back up into the kitchen, made sure he was good and dead, and then chopped off both his hands, halfway between the wrist and elbow. It took me a few whacks on both arms, but I think I could have done them each with one hit if I hadn’t been shaking so damned much with excitement.

Yeah, now that I think about it, I guess once he was dead I was pretty excited about it. I’ll tell you one thing—I was glad he was dead by then because when I was trying to cut off his arms, I kept missing, and I think that would have really hurt.

I took his severed hands over to the sink and washed the blood off before drying them and putting them into a little plastic trash bag I’d brought along. On the way out, confident there weren’t any fingerprints on anything to identify me, I dropped the ax beside Derrick’s body. He was staring up at the ceiling with this glassy-eyed stare, looking for all the world like a wax statue.

I wonder what he was looking at. . . .

Anyway, I closed the door behind me, looked around to make sure there wasn’t any activity at any of the neighbors’ houses, then got into my car and drove away.

I only stopped once on the way home, to get rid of the gun and rubber gloves. What I did was tie the gun up inside one of the gloves, tie the other one around it, and then throw it off the bridge into the river. You know where Route 25 crosses the Ossipee River in Limington? The water runs real fast there and hardly ever freezes.

That was pretty much it until I got home.

I was still a little nervous, I guess, kind of jittery when I got back to my apartment. I knew the cops would be coming around sooner or later to tell me what had happened. They might start asking all sorts of questions. I didn’t have a decent alibi, but I figured they weren’t going to suspect me much. Hell, Alice and the kids were going to get whatever inheritance was coming, and I’m sure there was plenty of that. I might get a little something, a token, but certainly not enough to make anyone suspicious.

Besides, who’d even think I’d want to kill my twin brother?

All I had to do was act like I was real broken up about it, and I was sure they’d let it slide. And anyway, I already had everything I wanted from Derrick.

I had his hands.

In case the cops came around, I didn’t do anything with the hands, not right away, anyway. I put the trash bag into the freezer under the frozen peas and carrots, and tried to forget about them. Of course, that didn’t work because I knew they were there, and I knew sooner or later what I was going to do with them.

A
s it turned out, the next night after work, I took the plastic bag out of the freezer and defrosted the frozen hands. The skin was as pale as polished white marble. What I did was throw them into a pot of boiling water. You have to understand, I had no idea if what I was planning to do was really going to work. I mean, I figured it would because skin is so tough, but you never know until you try something.

After boiling the hands for a while, I took them out with some tongs, got the sharpest paring knife I could find, and made a nice, deep incision all the way around each wrist, a few inches above the thumb joint, right about where you wear a wristwatch. It took some doing to hold onto the skin because it was so slippery. Pretty tough, too, but once I got a good grip on it with the tongs, the skin peeled right off, turning inside out like I was removing a glove or a dirty sock Of course, there was no blood involved. I had a little problem with the skin tearing around the fingernails, but nothing serious.

When I was done and turned them back right-side out, I had two pretty close to perfect gloves made out of my brother’s hands. I put them down on the counter, and I swear to God I thought they might start moving around on their own or something.

My biggest concern was that they wouldn’t fit—that Derrick and I weren’t still exactly the same size; but with a little bit of tugging and a few tiny slits here and there to loosen them up, I was able to pull them on over my own hands.