Authors: Mary Kay Andrews
She rushed for the market's front door and let herself out. The sidewalk was slick with rain, which was still coming down, and as she dashed toward the motel she allowed herself one backward glance, over her shoulder. She could see one tiny, dim spot of light coming from one of Eb's apartment windows on the second floor. This had been a bad idea. Time to run from the light.
A block from the motel, her phone pinged. She hesitated, then reached into her pocket to retrieve it.
The text was from the film's production manager.
NO SHOOT IN MORNING, DUE TO WEATHER. MEET AT 6 @SCHOOL INSTEAD.
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Eb stood in front of the window, watching the slight form of a woman as she splashed hurriedly down the street, in the rain. Her handbag was slung over her shoulder. This was a planned retreat. He flung the bag of Chips Ahoy against the wall. It was his own fault. He'd distrusted her from the start, but then had let her looks and charm win him over. What had his dad told him, when he'd first started dating, as a horny, hormone-driven teen? “Never do your thinking with your pecker, son.” Advice for the ages, as it turned out.
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Friday, midmorning, Greer was, as usual, trying to do two things at once. Returning a text from Phil, the production manager, who wanted to know when construction would be complete at the high school gym, where the next week's scenes were to be shot, and trying to lock her motel room door. She finished typing, shoved her phone in her pocket, and turned around to lock the door, only to find Eb Thibadeaux standing in the doorway of her room with a stack of clean towels.
It was the first time she'd encountered him since fleeing the Hometown Market in the dead of night three days earlier. Every day since then, she'd regretted that moment, and tortured herself, wondering how everything had gone so wrong so quickly.
“Hi!” she said brightly.
“Hey.” His eyes were dead. He thrust the stack of towels into her arms.
She searched for something meaningful to say. What she came up with was not her best work. “How've you been?”
“Fine.” He turned back to the cart of linens he'd been trundling down the passageway outside her room, and produced a large plastic sack, which he hung on the doorknob of her room.
“What's this?” She picked up the bag and peered inside.
“Couple things. The key to the city, which you left at city hall, and your bra, which you left behind after you snuck out of my place three nights ago.”
“Oh.” Her cheeks burned with shameânot at having slept with this lovely, decent man, but at her behavior afterward.
“You're welcome.” He turned abruptly and pushed the cart down the corridor at an accelerated pace.
She tossed the towels onto her bed, pushed the thumb latch, closed the door, and raced down the hallway to catch up with him. “I noticed you replaced the air conditioner in my room. Thanks so much. I'm sleeping so much better now that I can cool it down.”
“Don't thank me. It was Ginny's idea,” he said, still in an eerily accurate robot imitation. He knocked on the door he was standing in front of, called out “Housekeeping,” and then, after a moment, used his key to unlock the door. She stood in the doorway, watching as he placed another stack of towels on another dresser.
“Eb, look. I'm sorry about the other night.⦔
He upended the contents of a trash basket into a large plastic bag attached to the laundry cart, then turned to her.
“Sorry you slept with me? Or sorry about afterwards, when you lied and told me you were going downstairs for ice creamâand then just ran away? Do you have any idea how I felt, when I finally realized you weren't coming back? Who does something like that? Was I that terrible?”
“No! You were wonderful. I had fun. Oh God. I don't know what's wrong with me. I just ⦠shouldn't have let things go as far as they did. You're amazing, but sleeping with you was a really bad idea. It was totally unprofessional on my part.”
He reached into a carton on top of the cart and brought out miniature shampoo and moisturizer bottles and tiny bars of soap, which he slammed down on the dresser.
“What was so wrong about it? We're single, consenting adults. And you said yourself, movie people are notorious for hooking up on movie sets.”
“I'm not notorious for it,” Greer said, her cheeks burning. “I told you, I don't do hookups.”
Eb's cheek muscle twitched. “We had sex. And then you left. Wham, bam, thank you Sam? If that's not a hookup, I don't know what is.”
“Okay, I didn't handle that very well.”
“Yeah, the ice cream ploy was pretty bush league. I expect something better than that from a professional liar like you.”
Greer walked out of the room and returned to her own. A moment later she heard him knocking on the next door. “Housekeeping.”
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The call came at 2:00 a.m., Thursday. The caller ID screen read Cypress Key Police Department. Greer sat up in bed and hit the Connect button, her heart pounding, already imagining any number of reasons why the police might be calling her at that hour. None of them were good.
“Hello? This is Greer Hennessy.”
“Hey, Miss Greer. This is Chief Bottoms. Look, I'm over here at the PD and we've got one of your people in my holding cell, and he's raising a big ol' ruckus. I think you might want to come over here and talk to him before things really get out of hand.”
“One of our people? Which one?” Greer had a feeling she already knew.
“Kregg,” Chief Bottoms said, her voice dripping disgust.
“Oh no,” Greer groaned. “What did he do?”
“Mmm, reckless driving, speeding, open container, public indecency to start with. And if he keeps running that foul mouth of his, I'm gonna find a bunch of other stuff to add to the list. I haven't run a breathalyzer on him yet, but I can tell you right now what it'll show.⦔
“Please don't do that,” Greer said. “I'm on my way right now.”
She called Bryce Levy on her way to the police station. The first call went directly to voice mail. “Bryceâit's Greer. I just got a call from the police chief. They've got Kregg in custody for speeding and some other stuff. Just thought you should know.”
Her phone beeped to signal an incoming call. She ended the voice mail and clicked to connect.
“Greer?” Bryce's voice was gravelly with sleep. “What's wrong?”
“I just left you a message. I'm on my way to the police station. The cops have Kregg in custody.”
“Dammit. What did he do this time?”
“Speeding and reckless driving for starters. Possibly driving under the influence too. I think the chief called me as a courtesy. What do you want me to do?”
“Get him out of there as quick and as quiet as you can,” Bryce said. “Whatever it takes, okay? We do not need to get this out to the media. Understand? Call me when you know something.”
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When she pulled the Kia into the police station parking lot, a tow truck was just arrivingâtrailing a shiny black Porsche Carrera with a vanity tag that read “KILLA.”
Arnelle Bottoms looked as though she'd gotten a wake-up call about Kregg, too, because in place of her ever-present uniform she was wearing jeans and an orange and green Florida A&M University T-shirt, and sitting at the station's front desk.
“Mornin',” she said, as Greer walked through the door.
“Thanks for calling me,” Greer said. “I just saw a tow truck pull up with a Porsche. Is that Kregg's?”
“Ain't nobody else in Cypress Key driving a car with a $130,000 sticker on the window,” the chief said.
“Hey-y-y!” A loud voice echoed from the back of the station. “Hey, cocksuckers, you better cut me loose! When my lawyer gets here, he's gonna sue your asses! You fuckers are goin' down!”
“Hear that?” the chief said, pointing toward a door at the rear of the small reception area. “He's been like that since we put him in there.”
“He's a prince of a guy,” Greer commented. “What exactly was he doing?”
“Depends on who you believe. Shelley, the bartender at the Crow's Nest, said he and a couple of his homeys rolled in there shortly after midnight. They were drinking shots and beers, and partying pretty good. Your boy got in a verbal altercation with one of the locals, and Shelley suggested they take it outside. At which point your boyâ
“Please don't refer to him as my boy,” Greer said.
“Right. So, the accused, Kregg, took that to mean he should whip out his pecker and piss right there on the sidewalk outside the front door.”
“Oh no, no, no,” Greer moaned.
“One of the locals saw Kregg's new Porsche and had some derogatory remarks to make about it, so Kregg, he invited the local to a little drag race. Right down the middle of Pine Street, at one o'clock in the morning. By that time, Shelley had already called nine-one-one, and one of our patrol officers, Balfour, was en route. That's when he clocked the Porsche at one hundred ten miles per hour, as Kregg blew by himâright down the center line of the street.”
“I'm guessing Kregg won the race?” Greer asked. “What happened to the local?”
“He peeled off as soon as Balfour switched on lights and siren,” Chief Bottoms said. “Doesn't matter. The dumb-ass was driving his work truck with the phone number right on the door. Balfour's on his way over to his house to pick him up.”
Greer glanced anxiously around the station. She and the chief were alone. No reporters, no photographers. Thank God.
“I take it no official charges have been filed yet?”
The chief shrugged. “I thought I'd meet with you first. You've been straight up with us since you came to town, and my officers love all the extra pay, doing security work for you.”
“And we really appreciate all their hard work,” Greer said.
“On the other hand, he⦔ the chief jerked her thumb in the general direction of where Greer assumed the holding cell must be, “is nothin' but white trash. He's been hollerin' to call his lawyer since we brought him in, and you just heard a sampling of the kind of names he's been calling us.”
“So sorry,” Greer said. “Not everybody in the business is like that, but the ones like Kreggâtoo much attention, too much money, too little senseâgive everybody else a bad name.”
“That's the truth,” the chief agreed. “All my guys say that Adelyn Davis is a total sweetheart. Poses for pictures, signs autographs, nice as can be.”
“Which brings us back to Kregg,” Greer said. “Obviously, I'm not a lawyer, and I don't have any real authority to make offers on behalf of Kregg or the production company, but I do know that sometimes, when an actor has misbehaved, we make arrangements for restitution in lieu of formal charges being filed.”
“Restitution?”
“Kregg could make a generous donation to the charity of your choice. I would imagine the production company might also be willing to make a contribution.”
“I was thinking some community service hours would be good, too,” the Chief said. “I bet that boy would look real good in a safety orange vest, picking up trash on the side of the county road.”
Greer laughed. “I'd pay money to see that! Unfortunately, I think his lawyer would probably scream bloody murder about that idea. And his bodyguards would probably get in the way.”
The chief yawned loudly. “We'll come up with something. Maybe have him film a public service announcement about safe driving.”
“Good idea. Do you want to release him to me, or keep him until morning?”
“Get him out of here,” the chief said. “And when I get home tonight, I'm gonna burn every single Kregg CD my kids own.”
“That's it?” Greer said, trying not to sound incredulous. “No incident report? No charges? Don't you want something in writing from me?”
Arnelle Bottoms winked. “I don't need anything in writing. I know right where you're staying. Later on today, after we both get some sleep, you can tell me how much he's gonna contribute to our Police Benevolent Society.”
“Fair enough,” Greer said.
“All right then. Lemme go get that piece of garbage out of my holding cell.”
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The chief's hand was clamped firmly on Kregg's shoulder as she steered him into the front room of the police station.
Kregg's eyes were red rimmed and heavy lidded. He wore tight black jeans and an unbuttoned blue work shirt with hacked-off sleeves. And orange jail-issue flip-flops. He slouched against the counter.
“He's all yours,” the chief said, giving him a gentle shove in Greer's direction. “Oh yeah.” She brought out a large, sealed manila envelope from behind the front counter and thrust it into Kregg's hands. “Here's your stuff.” She stabbed the front of the envelope. “Need you to initial that it's all there.”
“It better be.” He ripped off the top of the envelope. Two thick gold rope chains, a diamond stud earring, the Porsche keys, and a diamond-studded money clip holding a fat wad of twenty-dollar bills spilled onto the counter.
Kregg picked up the pen Arnelle Bottoms offered, scribbled his initials on the envelope, and tossed the pen to the floor. He slipped the chains around his neck and tucked the cash and the earring in his pocket.
“Let's go,” he said, looking directly at Greer.
“In a minute,” the chief said. She pointed at the pen. “I'd like you to pick that up.”
Kregg shrugged, leaned over, and retrieved the pen.
“One more thing,” the chief said sternly. “This lady here, Miss Hennessy? She just guaranteed your Get Outta Jail Free card. She didn't have to get up out of bed and come down here tonight. And I didn't have to call her. But because she is a nice person, I extended her that courtesy.”