Be Good Be Real Be Crazy (20 page)

“WHAT DO WE DO NOW?”
Sid asked once the huge door had shut behind them. “It's cold out.”

“We go to the party and wait for the end of the world,” Homer said softly as he started walking toward the farmhouse, where every window was a glowing rectangle and a jazzy song in a language he couldn't place pushed out from under the front door, skittering across the porch like each note was a crystal tossed by an invisible hand.

Einstein lightly punched Homer's arm as he jogged up to his left, Sid beside him. Mia stepped silently to Homer's right side. As a straight line of four, they crunched over the frozen grass, moving from the dark to the light.

The farmhouse's entry room narrowed to a hallway before opening into a ballroom-like space packed with conference goers. In the far corner, a few couples waltzed to the strange music while circles of men in wrinkled suits and women in dresses that
sparkled spoke in shoulder-to-shoulder groups throughout the room. Sid and Einstein made a beeline for the food tables just a few steps into the party, leaving Homer and Mia alone.

Homer pointed to the set of bleachers just to the right of the dance floor. “Want to sit down?”

Mia shrugged. “Okay.”

Homer took longer than he needed to figure out how to fit his legs behind the second row of seats. When he finally stopped squirming, Mia didn't say anything. For half a heartbeat, he wasn't sure she would.

“Trisha said you came back, to look for me.” Mia kept her eyes on her hands as she spoke.

Homer swallowed. “Yeah. I thought maybe you'd go there.” He couldn't tell if he was turning red or if the top row of bleachers was the stuffiest place in the room.

“She likes you.” Mia smiled sadly. “She said you were one of the good ones.”

“She's really nice. I think her life hasn't been easy—either,” Homer added lamely.

Mia glanced sideways at him. “Maybe that's why she said I could have the apartment.”

“What?” The two women in the second row glared over their shoulders at Homer.

“Shhhh,” the taller of the two whispered. “Dr. Az is going to speak.”

Homer glanced at the front of the room. The groups of
talkers had been pushed back to create a half circle of open space. The only thing there so far was a lonely microphone on a stand. “Did you say yes?”

“I—”

Sid and Einstein clambered up the bleachers, each balancing an overloaded plate, and sat down in the row in front of Homer and Mia before Mia could finish answering.

“They have brownies,” Sid said, smiling so widely it seemed like he was using his chocolate-covered teeth as proof.

“Quiet. Az is speaking.” Einstein nudged Sid and pointed to the microphone, where Dr. Az now stood.

            
Thank you. This might be our largest conference yet.

Dr. Az's voice was deep and smooth. If he had been nervous about speaking, it didn't show.

            
Thank you to my colleagues at I-9 who graciously donated valuable research time to conduct workshops and deliver papers. What an opportunity, to hear from the world's greatest thinkers addressing the world's greatest problems. Thank you to participants who have come from all over to be here tonight. I'd like, in particular, to recognize our youngest participants, who drove a great distance in search of knowledge.

Sid punched Einstein's shoulder “That's us!”

“Ow.”

            
Now, we only have one hour and fifteen minutes before the end of the world. So I'd better get started.

Some people chuckled. Many, including the women who
had given Homer nasty looks, did not.

Dr. Az waited for the crowd to settle before he pressed on. When he did, Homer whispered to Mia, “Are you going to?”

She nodded. “I'll take care of Baby Goober to pay rent. Tadpole will have someone to play with. There's already furniture and stuff. . . .” Mia's voice trailed off.

            
The world will cease to exist one day. That is certain. But how and when—that's the mystery. The universe began with a bang—but it could end with a whisper.

Homer heard Dr. Az, but not really. It was like his words drifted into Homer's ears but couldn't reach his spinning brain.

“Do you—” Mia stopped speaking when the tall woman gave her a look that could have melted ice.

Homer gestured toward the door that someone had propped open near the end of the bleachers. Mia made an “okay” sign with her hand and carefully slid in that direction. Homer touched Einstein's shoulder to let him know where they'd be.

His little brother's glasses were smudged, he had crumbs on his shirt, and when Einstein mouthed “Good luck,” Homer wished he had space to hug him. He settled for pretending to mess with his hair and silently replying, “Thank you.” Then he followed Mia into the night.

            
Mankind is so arrogant and foolish as to believe that the story of the universe could be any different from the stories we tell. The stories that all have a beginning. A middle. An end.

Dr. Az's voice followed them to a picnic table at the base of a
small snow-covered hill. Homer watched Mia pick a spot before he hopped up and sat beside her on the top of the table.

Homer waited for a round of applause to die down before he spoke. “Why? Why Glory-Be if Dotts isn't there?”

Mia looked at her hands. “It's more a feeling than a reason—something telling me that it's where I need to be, for now at least. I know that sounds silly.” She picked at imaginary strings on her coat. “I can take classes at the community college. Trisha said that I could borrow her car and that she'd teach me how to cut hair. I think I'd like it, cutting hair, making people happy.”

Homer tilted his head back and fixed his eyes on the stars.
If you believe in gravity, you already believe in something higher than yourself.
Out loud he said, “I think you are so much smarter than you give yourself credit for.”

            
Even people of science must have faith.

“You mean that?” Mia crunched the heel of her sneaker on a patch of ice that clung to the picnic table's bench.

“Of course I do.”

Mia smiled shyly as she gathered the broken ice into a pile with her foot. “Did you know Tadpole's dad wanted to marry me? He proposed over the phone when I told him I was pregnant. Said he still didn't know why I left, yada yada yada.” On the final “yada,” Mia kicked the pile of broken ice she'd created into the air.

The bits that made it far enough to catch the light from the open door glistened like pieces of a broken chandelier before
disappearing into the snow.

            
So we keep tying our shoelaces.

“Why'd you say no?” Homer tempered the jealousy that sparked in his chest.

            
And turning car keys.

“Because I need to prove something to myself. I don't know what, but it's important.”

            
Doing dishes, mowing lawns, and brushing our teeth.

“You'll find out what.”

            
We keep praying and asking and breathing and loving—

“You will, too.”

            
Because it's an imperfect miracle of atoms and chaos that we are here at all.

“Plus, I was already in love with you.” Mia's voice shook as she spoke. “And before you say anything, I want you to know that I know I've got things to figure out and that stealing the Banana was so, so wrong.”

“If you had let that car roll off the side of a mountain, you would have been doing the dads a favor.” Homer's heart felt like it was pressing against his lungs.
Mia said she loved me? She. Loves. Me. Back.

“It really is hideous.” Mia sniffled. “Isn't it?”

“And it smells. We could leave the keys in the ignition and put a sign that says ‘Steal Me!' on the windshield and no one would touch it.”

Mia's laugh cut through the cold air like lightning slicing
through clouds. “You're special, Homer. You don't see it yet, but I hope you do soon.” Mia tilted her head to the side. “Can I kiss you?”

            
Our species is so young and so ancient.

“Not because you feel bad for me?”

Mia shook her head. Tears, clear pebbles of salt water, had drifted down her cheeks.

“Then why?”

“Because I want to.”

            
We are so tough with our souls of brick and iron.

“Okay.”

            
We are so fragile with our hearts of paper and glass.

Mia's lips were chilly and soft when she pressed them to Homer's neck, but warm by the time she'd kissed her way to his mouth. In the pause between, when Mia's lips hovered just above his, Homer gently wrapped his hand around the back of her neck, bringing her as close as he could, carving a pocket out of the night that began and ended with them. Her skin felt smooth even to his cold fingertips. He could count her heart beating through a vein in her neck.
One. Two. Three
.

Then they kissed and the universe came rushing in and the pocket they'd created exploded and Homer realized that that was okay and he let himself fall into the uncertainty because he understood now the unpredictability of it all.

The kiss was wonderful and amazing, but also sad. Most good-byes are.

            
Maybe a thousand years from now we will no longer recognize ourselves as we are today.

When Mia pulled away, Homer watched the white clouds of her breath blend with his, drifting upward, until they disappeared and became part of the cloudless night.

            
And maybe in a thousand years we will still be trying to understand just how to be.

Mia wrapped her hand around the back of Homer's neck and he kept his on hers. He needed to be touching her to be strong enough to say what he needed to say.

            
Maybe we will have the same questions and the same lack of answers.

“That was a good-bye, wasn't it?” Homer said, touching his forehead to hers.

            
It doesn't matter.

“Not a forever one,” Mia whispered. “It's a let's-see-what-happens good-bye. Besides”—she laughed even as tears slid from her eyes to her chin—“I need one last ride. To Glory-Be.”

Homer smiled and used the sleeve of his coat to wipe off her cheeks. “Well, you'll get to see a very angry D.B. Tomorrow morning's the first flight he could get. Einstein and I are supposed to meet him in Boston. At least now we can drive.”

            
We—

“Can I have the cameras?” Mia pressed her face into Homer's neck. The warmth and realness of her made it hard for him to swallow.

            
Will—

“Sure. You'll have to find a place that develops film.”

            
Still be—

“I'll send you copies. But only of the good ones. There are probably a million bazillion photos of the floor mats and Einstein and Sid snoring in the backseat.”

            
Here.

“Promise.”

“It might take me a while.”

“I've heard that stuff that matters takes time.”

Mia leaned her head against Homer's chest. For a moment, they watched white shards shower down from snow-heavy branches and fall through the dark sky to join the luminous covering on the ground.

            
And this flawed, exquisite existence—

“Should we go back in?” Mia whispered.

            
It—

“Nah. This is probably the best place on the planet to wait.”

            
Is—

“For the world to end?”

            
Reason—

“Or not. You never know.”

            
Enough.

There was nothing else Homer could say, so he rested his head on top of Mia's and wrapped his arms around her for as long as the universe would give him.

ONCE UPON A TIME
, in a solar system in a galaxy known as the Milky Way on a planet called Earth, a boy and a girl sat side by side on a picnic table at the bottom of a snow-covered hill, holding each other as the world held its breath.

Somewhere else, somewhere warm and breezy where the air smelled like suntan lotion and sand, a father paused from folding shirts into a suitcase he would carry on a plane the next morning and padded into the family room so he could circle his arms around his husband, rest his chin on the taller man's shoulder, and deliver assurances into his ear.

It will be all right.

It will be better than okay.

It will be amazing.

Near a trailer home parked just outside of a Nowhere Town, a girl who had sought stardom elsewhere but had to return home to find it sat on a rock with a view of the foggy South
Carolina woods. If her fans had seen her in that lonely moment, they might have assumed she was praying, seeking a divine spirit to guide her in the taxing work of guiding souls on Earth. With her head tilted back to the sky, pressed palms raised to her pressed lips, she was indeed praying—just not to the heavens. She was praying to her strength, to whatever resources she had within, to help her walk away. The cost she was paying for fame was too great, and she had so much living left to do.

Somewhere, a woman in a sequined dress as tight as her own skin and heels so tall they made her feel like a supermodel warrior delivered a punch line in a candle-lit cabaret. Even as laughter rolled toward her from an audience she could not see, even with the heat of the stage lights pressing down on her like that of a lassoed sun, she didn't blink. She didn't falter.

Somewhere, two dreamers made the most of their failed utopia, while a single mother held her sleeping baby to her chest and whispered promises into his ear. “I will love you always. I will always be here.” At the same time, a rock star pulled the brim of his hat down low, slid dark sunglasses on his face, and stepped off an airplane in a city two hours from the place he had worked so hard to escape but was now choosing to return to.

Somewhere, a guy who had never been anywhere before told a group of physicists about the time he sang in the shower and then learned how to dance, and a thirteen-year-old prodigy forgot that he was a genius because he was at a party standing
next to his new best friend and a girl he hadn't met yet was smiling at him from across the room.

Somewhere, in a barn in a field north of everywhere else, a scientist—who was neither a wizard nor a god, just a person who wanted to save the world—waited for the clock above his desk to chime. And when it did, another scientist in a deserted corner of a vast continent flipped a switch.

It

Was

Spectacular.