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And so do my panties.

Oh my God.

Keane moves to the floor alongside his human prop and then proceeds to... well, there’s no other way to put it: simulate bonin’ the fuck outta her.
Ho-lee shit
.

First, Keane simulates eating her out with shocking zeal, and then he motorboats her breasts. Finally, he places her thighs against his chest, turns his head to stare right at me, and thrusts in and out of her crotch with grinding movements that make me shudder with yearning.

After the thrusting portion of his program is over, Keane leaps up, pulls the blushing, trembling brunette to standing, and positions her facing the crowd. With his eyes trained squarely on mine
again
, he saunters behind the woman (giving the audience an incredible view of his bare ass cheeks as he goes), wraps his muscled arms around the woman’s torso from behind, and begins simulating touching her, his hands simultaneously hovering an inch above her breasts and crotch like he’s massaging her to orgasm.

Holy crap.

Gimme that.

I feel like I’m on the cusp of a tiny orgasm, just from
watching
him.

When Keane’s done “pleasuring” his plaything, he grips her shoulders and shakes her, apparently portraying her body-quaking orgasm, and the entire place leaps to its feet with shrieking appreciation.

But Keane’s not done yet. With his scorching eyes still trained on me, he bends his new doll over at the waist, his large hands gripping her hips with dominating authority, and he proceeds to bone the living hell outta her from behind.

Oh my God. I’m transfixed. And soaking wet.

I’m not imagining the meaning of all this, right? He’s staring right at me. Playing the song from last night. Fake-fucking a brunette. There’s no other interpretation, right?
He’s showing me what he wants to do to me.

And, hell to the yes, I want him to do it. Right effing now.

Keane bends over the woman’s back, grabs a fistful of her dark hair, and thrusts into her one last, beastly time, his eyes searing holes into my flesh as he does.

And that’s it. I’m gone. Put a fork in me. I’m done. I’ve got to have him. I don’t care what I said last night. And I certainly don’t care about his goddamned stupid brother. In fact, I don’t care about anything or anyone except
me
and what I want.

And what I want is him.

I want to kiss him. And have sex with him. And then do it again. I want to touch and kiss and lick and suck every inch of that insane body of his, and then do it again. And I want him to touch me, every inch of me, inside and out, all the way inside the deepest, most secret places of my body, and make me come again and again. And then fuck me. And lick me.
And then do it all again
.

No matter what we said to each other last night, or how my heart’s inevitably going to shatter when the pleasure’s all gone and there’s nothing left but pain, in this moment, I want him like I’ve never wanted another man.

And, by God, I’m going to get him.

Right freakin’ now.

Chapter 38

Maddy

Everyone’s laughing and talking excitedly around me at the table about the sheer savagery of Keane’s performance, but I can’t join them. I’m speechless, my entire body wracked with outrageous desire.

Onstage, Keane gathers up his clothes, slips on his sweatpants, and gallantly escorts his brunette plaything back to her seat. He gives the gushing woman a post-coitus peck on her cheek, flashes his killer dimples, and strides toward the VIP table at the foot of the stage, slipping his T-shirt on as he goes.

When Keane reaches the table, I’m not surprised to observe every single talent scout leaping up to greet him, their enthusiastic body language in stark contrast to the lukewarm reception they’ve given all prior performers tonight.

After a moment, Keane turns away from the VIPs, looks toward my table way in the back, beckons vigorously, and mouths what looks like, “Maddy.”

I’m frozen in my chair. Keane couldn’t possibly have just called
me
down there, could he?

“Hey, Maddy,” Zander says. “I think Peenie wants you to go down there.”

Keane beckons again, this time with unmistakable urgency.

“Yeah, Maddy,” Dax says. “Keane definitely wants you.”

And I want him,
I think.
So take your ‘off-limits’ proclamation and shove it up your gorgeous rock-star ass, Dax Morgan
. Without saying what I’m thinking (though it would have been so freakin’ badass), I rise from my seat and glide across the club toward Keane like he’s pulling me on a string.

When I reach Keane, he grabs my hand and pulls me into him. “This is Maddy Behind the Camera,” he says proudly to the VIPs. “Madelyn Milliken.”

Everyone says hello to me, and I return their greetings, though I’m utterly confused as to why Keane’s introducing me at all.

“Maddy goes to UCLA film school and she won a huge award at a film festival last year for this mind-blowing documentary she made,” Keane says. “What was the name of that festival, Maddy?”

I say the name of it and it’s clear the VIPs recognize it as something prestigious.

“Maddy’s the one who shot all those videos of me,” Keane says, flashing a charming smile at the group. “I sling the bullshit and take my clothes off, but Maddy here is the brains behind the operation.”

Okay, I think I get what’s going on here. Clearly, these talent scouts have seen Keane’s videos, and, understandably, their interest in him (and the fan base he’s so quickly attracting) is piqued. Well, let’s see if I can pique their interest in this blue-haired stripper-man even more.

“I have very little to do with what you see on those videos,” I say breezily. “Keane’s the one who comes up with everything you see—and all of it on the fly, I might add. After having spent two days on a road trip with this guy to get here from Seattle, I can assure you that what you see on those videos is just the tip of an incredibly talented iceberg. There’s no one like Keane. He’s a complete original. Endlessly entertaining. Funny. Insightful. At times, totally idiotic. But, always, as you just saw, completely mesmerizing.”

Keane blushes a deep crimson and squeezes my hand.

“I’m actually planning to make him the star of my next documentary,” I add. “He’s just that compelling.”

Several VIPs at the table pull out business cards and say they want to arrange auditions with Keane early this coming week, which prompts a dark-haired guy to leap up and proclaim his agency now represents Keane and any and all auditions must be scheduled through his office.

Keane suddenly looks like he could tip over.

“You okay?” I whisper, gripping his hand.

Keane nods.

After the VIPs have shaken Keane’s hand and repeated their various intentions to audition him for a bunch of projects early this week, it’s obviously time for Keane and me to blow this popsicle stand and let the VIPs watch the next guy onstage, a guy in a firefighter outfit dancing to “Disco Inferno.” Keane grabs my hand, pulls me into his body, and begins leading me toward the back of the club.

“Well, that went well,” he whispers under his breath. “Ho-lee shit.”

“They absolutely loved you,” I say.

“We’ll see. Nothing in ink yet. Hey, thanks for saying all that cool stuff about me. They ate it up—especially since it was coming from a brilliant, award-winning filmmaker.” He squeezes my hand.

“Keane,” I blurt, unable to contain myself a moment longer. We’re about ten steps from the VIP table, headed to the back of the club where our group is waiting. “I need to talk to you for a second.” I swallow hard. “
Alone.
”

Keane abruptly stops walking and looks at me expectantly. “Everything okay?”

I glance around at the screaming audience members surrounding us on all sides, and then at the table filled with our peeps on the far side of the club. “I can’t talk about it here,” I whisper, my cheeks blazing. “Somewhere where our peeps can’t see us.”

Keane glances in the direction of our table in the back and then, without a word, pulls me toward the side of the club and around a corner at the end of the bar. Once he’s got me nestled into a little alcove that’s out of sight from our table, Keane guides my back firmly against a wall and leans his body into mine, his palms on either side of my head. “What’s up?” he whispers, his blue eyes smoldering.

My heart is racing. My crotch is throbbing. I can barely breathe. “I can do it,” I blurt.

Keane bites his lip, clearly trying to keep a smirk from spreading across his lips. “Do what?”

“Friends with benefits.” I let out a shaky breath. “I can totally do it. Oh, God, Keane, I want you.”

Keane’s eyes darken but he doesn’t speak.

“Don’t worry—we won’t tell a soul,” I continue, my breathing ragged. “I promise I won’t feel upset or rejected when you go back to Seattle and go back to your manwhoring life. We’ll have a no-strings
fling
, just while you’re here in L.A., and when you leave, we’ll go back to being nothing but friends again.” Oh, God, I know I’m rambling, but I can’t control myself.

Keane leans forward into me, closing the tiny gap between our bodies. “I’m not up for a relationship,” he says, his face an inch from mine. “You know that, right?”

“I don’t care about a relationship. I don’t want one, either. I’m a man-eater now. New city, new school, new Madelyn.” Oh God, I’m trembling. “We’ll bone the fuck outta each other while you’re in L.A. and when you go back to Seattle, you’ll go back to manwhoring and I’ll start my downward spiral into utter debauchery, jumping into the sack with any stupid hottie who comes my way and—”

Keane cuts me off by pressing his lips into mine. I throw my arms around his neck and press myself into him, devouring him. When I feel the sensation of his hard-on grinding into me, I press myself into him even harder and moan softly into his mouth, my tongue swirling greedily with his.

After a moment, Keane pulls out of our kiss with a sexy suck on my lower lip, his erection firmly lodged against my crotch. “You’re sure you can handle this?” His body is trembling against mine.

I nod, grinding myself into him. “I want you.”

“But, listen to me, Maddy. I party for a
living
. I’m not looking for a girlfriend with my life the way it is, especially not a long-distance one. That’s not gonna change, no matter how awesome the sex is, which, holy fuck, it’s
so
gonna be.”

“I understand. I don’t want a relationship, either—with you or anyone. I’m turning over a new leaf. I’m a man-eater now.” I bite my lip. “And my first meal is
you
.”

Keane’s eyes flash with heat. “When the fuck did you become
sexy
, Maddy Milliken? Good lord, woman, you turn me on.” He takes a deep breath. “Okay, fuck yeah, let’s bone, baby doll. Oh my God, I wanna fuck you so bad, my balls are the color of my hair. Come on.” He grips my hand and, much to my surprise, pulls me straight toward our table in the back. “First things first, though, we gotta show our faces to Dax or he’s gonna think I’m off fucking you in some dressing room.” He snickers. “Which is exactly what I’m gonna do as soon as I throw Daxy off the scent.”

“We could say we’re going backstage to interview some strippers for my next documentary. Right before you went on, I told everyone what I’m gonna do for my next project. Keane, I’m gonna do a sequel to
Shoot Like a Girl
—only this time with strippers.”

“Oh my God, babe, that’s genius.” He squeezes my hand enthusiastically. “Brilliant.”

“You’ll be in it, right?” I ask, my heart racing. “I want you to be the star of the film the same way Freddie starred in the basketball version. I’ll build the story around you as my narrator.”

Keane abruptly stops walking. “Are you serious?”

I nod. “We’ll see the world of male stripping through your eyes. You’ll be on-camera and in voice-overs throughout.”

“Wow, I’m honored, Maddy. Yeah,
of course
. Thank you so much.”

“Don’t thank me, Keane. Thank
you
. You’re gonna be a star, I know it. Having you in this film is gonna be a huge coup for me by the time it comes out, I guarantee it.”

“No, Maddy. You’re the star. Those talent scouts kept asking me about the videos,” he says. “They said they loved my performance onstage, but it was the videos that grabbed their attention the most. None of this would be happening without you.”

I bite my lip and touch his cheek. “I believe in you.”

His cheeks flush. “Thank you. I know you do. I can feel it.” Keane lets out an audible sigh. “Oh my fuck. My balls hurt so fucking bad.”

I laugh. “Well, then, come on. Let’s stop talking and bone, for fuck’s sake.”

“Yee-boy. First things first, though, let’s keep the Morgan Mafia off my ass.”

Chapter 39

Maddy

When Keane and I arrive at the table filled with our peeps, everyone leaps up to hug Keane and congratulate him on his take-no-prisoners performance.

Quickly Keane gives everyone the scoop about what just went down at the VIP table and follows that up by telling them our cover story. “So we’ll plan on meeting up with all of you when I’m done introducing Maddy to some of the guys backstage,” Keane concludes. “Just text us where you’re at and we’ll find you.”

Dax squints at his older brother, clearly suspicious. “So you’re gonna go backstage with Maddy to introduce her to strippers?” he asks.

“Yup,” Keane answers smoothly. “So she can gather some background info and arrange some future in-depth interviews. Hey, Zander, you wanna hang out with Maddy and me backstage while we schmooze the stripper-brigade?”

I’m shocked. Why the heck did Keane just invite Zander to our private party?

“Awesome,” Zander says.

Dax visibly relaxes. He turns his attention to Henn and Hannah, his suspicion apparently quelled. “So you guys wanna maybe go see a band? I think Maps and Atlases is playing with Finch at The Roxy at midnight.”