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Silently suffered

his facial hair

experiments.

—
Elizabeth Minkel

 

 

War destroyed his heart and mine.

—
Dr. Maggie McClure

 

 

Met him online.

Blogged our divorce.

—
Kristy Sammis

 

 

Erectile dysfunction doesn’t

kill true love.

—
Karin Poklen

 

 

No, you can’t have the

toaster.

—
Diana Spechler

 

 

Should have listened to

the soothsayer.

—
Lisa Johnson

 

 

While playing

wingman, found

my wife.

—
Scott Northrup

 

 

Ten-year romance without

your participation.

—
Amanda Pawesk

 

 

Parents:

“Mentioning homosexuality

upsets your brother.”

—
Dean Morris

 

 

Seeking Hell, finding Heaven.

Very disappointed.

—
Richard Zacks

 

 

He left his wife

for me.

—
Selina Fire

 

 

Westernized

Indian

+

Sassy American

=

Doomed Pair

—
Nancy Salerno

 

 

Tongue in her mouth. She gagged.

—
R. F. Marazas

 

 

A kiss can write a secret.

—
Annmarie Howell

 

 

He posted our

sex tape online.

—
Lauran Strait

 

 

It never hurt as

good again.

—
Marc Ecko

 

 

He makes me laugh

every day.

—
Detta Owens

 

 

Massage parlor breeds heir

of adultery.

—
Lorri Scott

 

 

Unrequited love is just

another addiction.

—
Amanda Faith Moore

 

 

Found Jewish princess.

Good-bye succulent pork.

—
Leah Damski

 

 

Love. Loss. Love lost.

Stories gained.

—
Kristen Jones

 

 

You wouldn’t litter,

but cheated plenty.

—
Jennifer I. Curtis

 

 

Sleeping, our foreheads touch.

Fates mingle.

—
Sandhya Nankani

 

 

Wanted a wife. Got a cat.

—
Anders Porter

 

 

My mother warned

me about you.

—
Angie Brown

 

 

Teenage kiss. Misadventures.

Five-day date. Matrimony.

—
Julie Oppenheimer

 

 

Married for sex;

divorced for politics.

—
Maryanne Stahl

 

 

Neglect induced fatal

condition. Heart

amputated.

—
Pat Wahler

 

 

I just wasn’t that into him.

—
Mia Lipsit

 

 

Got the ring. Mailed it back.

—
Cindy Box

 

 

My hypothalamus

washed my wallet

clean.

—
Dan Pulcrano

 

 

Now married, kissing with eyes open.

—
Elissa Schappell

 

 

I thought I had thick skin.

—
Tanja Cilia

 

 

Boyfriend? In the

nightstand with

batteries.

—
David James

 

 

He liked vodka more than me.

—
Lauren Mitchell

 

 

Three marriages.

Two divorces.

BA .333.

—
Ron Carmean

 

 

Leg man trapped inside

breast man.

—
Fjord Fellraps

 

 

Maybe some pots have no lids.

—
Melissa Gould

 

 

Seven days turned

into forty-six years.

—
Harriette Spanabel

 

 

Drive-in movie was better

than date.

—
Gail B. Burk

 

 

Lucky me. I found the one.

—
Ellie Keen

 

 

He died. I lived. You came.

—
Judi Kolenda

 

 

Found myself a nerdy

computer programmer.

—
Jennifer 8. Lee

 

 

Manhattan presents countless

options. It’s problematic.

—
John Godfrey

 

 

Hearts never look both

ways first.

—
Tanya Jarrett

 

 

Don’t

worry,

I’ll make

myself

come.

—
Amy Sohn

 

 

Lazy mornings.

Sunday
Times
.

Then: kids.

—
Marisa de los Santos

 

 

I loved the idea of you.

—
Audrey Adu-Appiah

 

 

Alone by chance,

not by choice.

—
Catherine Lanser

 

 

I couldn’t get on the plane.

—
Darcy Totten

 

 

Her beautiful eyes…

my guiding light!

—
Bobby Murcer

 

 

He’s velcro, I’m teflon…

Love endures!

—
Kay Murcer

 

He asked me to abort.

Dumbass.

—
Barbara Cromarty

Became the other woman.

Didn’t know.

—
Cameron Vest

 

 

Strange relationship:

we both wore dresses.

—
Dylan Fox