As Easy as Murder (28 page)

He frowned. ‘I might be an acting intendant, Primavera, but I’m still only a regional cop. I’ll tell the directorate in Barcelona about this new development and what I’m doing about it. They can take it from there. I imagine they’ll talk to the British. Indeed, it may be that Mr Cowling has done that himself, by now, and that they’ve pulled him out. It’s the best part of a day since he dropped out of sight; he could be in London by now.’

‘If he caught a flight, you’ll trace it, yes?’

‘Yes, but if he caught a train, from Perpignan for example, across the border in France, then we couldn’t.’

‘Unless he bought his ticket with a credit card.’

‘True, but . . .’ He broke off, laughing. ‘Woman, would you stop doing my thinking for me! However hard you try to make yourself invaluable, you are not involved in this. Go on, be a mother, be a champion golfer’s secretary, sell wine. Be whatever you want, but please don’t try to be an investigator.’

My croissant . . . they are in essence lumps of baked carbohydrate waiting to be turned into body fat, so I eat only one at a time . . . still lay untouched on the plate. I snatched it up, withdrawing from further argument.

‘That’s a good girl,’ Alex chuckled, really chancing his arm. If I’d had access to his soft bits, they’d have been at risk.

But I did no more than grunt, and gaze ahead, from the terrace across the square, where the cafes, other than Meson del Conde, which was closed, were readying themselves for what would be inevitably a quiet Monday, since May still had a couple of days to run. As I did, a newcomer to the village appeared, with a bag slung over his shoulder, and distinctive, by his bewilderment and by the colour of his skin.

I stood, and waved. ‘Uche!’ I called out, unnecessarily, for he had seen me. ‘Jonny’s caddie,’ I explained. ‘He’s moving into one of the apartments above Can Roura. Come on up,’ I instructed him.

The two men passed in the doorway, with brief introductions and a quick handshake. Most people are slightly disconcerted when they meet a uniformed cop, but Uche simply gave a brief courtly bow, managing to suggest that the honour was all Alex’s. I led him into the kitchen, stuck another couple of croissants under the grill, and offered him coffee. He opted for water, but scoffed the rolls as if he hadn’t eaten in days.

‘Is your father still here?’ I asked him.

‘Yes, until tomorrow. He’s given his crew a forty-eight-hour stopover in Barcelona.’

‘Ah, so his offer of a flight was bullshit.’

‘Possibly not; he’s a qualified pilot himself, and I’m sure he could have found someone locally who was qualified to sit in the other seat.’ He frowned. ‘However, you were right to turn him down; when he invites a lady to fly with him, he usually has more than travel in mind.’

I shrugged. ‘That’s not a crime. He’s a single man, isn’t he?’

‘Oh yes.’ I saw the same glint of anger as I’d noticed the day before. ‘Single, and singular.’

‘How was dinner?’

The smile returned. ‘Educational, as always.’

‘On whose part?’

‘Mutually, I would say. He told me that he had humoured me for long enough and that it was time for me to prepare myself for my future in the family businesses, and for the responsibilities that I’ll inherit one day in Nigeria, when I succeed him as emir. I told him that he looked pretty healthy to me. I added that I couldn’t possibly leave Jonny in the lurch, especially now that his career is secure for the next two and a half years, at least, and that he could go and . . . the rest I leave to your imagination.’

It didn’t take me long to work it out. ‘That sounds like a full and frank discussion. How did he react?’

‘My father and I have been having such conversations for the last year and more, since I turned twenty-five.’

‘You’re twenty-five?’ I exclaimed. ‘I thought you were Jonny’s age.’

‘No, I entered college as a mature student. I did work with my father for a couple of years after I left Charterhouse. I persuaded him to let me study in the US, but now my course is over, he wants
me back. Each time we argue about it he gives me a little more rope, as he puts it, but it’s getting short. We’ve agreed, more or less, that I’ll stay with Jonny for the rest of the Tour season, then we’ll re-examine the situation.’

‘Are you going to tell Jonny that?’

His eyes widened; they were green, like his dad’s, I noticed for the first time, but less vivid. ‘Of course; it wouldn’t be honourable to do otherwise. Where is he, by the way? Still sleeping it off?’

‘Swimming it off, more like; not that we drank a lot last night. He’s on the beach. You’ll find him easily enough; there won’t be many people there today.’

‘Good. However, first I should move into my new home, yes? Can you show me where it is?’

‘Of course.’

I led him back across the square and introduced him to his landlord, then went down to the car park, to help him with the rest of his luggage. It included Jonny’s golf clubs, and a holdall that Uche said was his also. I offered to take it all to my place.

‘The grip, yes,’ he agreed. ‘It’s mostly clothing from the sponsor. But the clubs, they’re the caddie’s responsibility, always. I’ll fit them into the penthouse, don’t worry.’

I took the bag from him and went home, to get on with my day. I tried to clear my mind of all the craziness that had filled it over the previous twenty-four hours and to switch it back to working woman mode. I made the call to the manager of Miles’s winery. He’d been advised of my appointment as a director of the company, and of my future involvement, so it didn’t come as a surprise to
him. I hadn’t been sure how he’d react, but he was fine. We had a brief chat, during which he told me that he was looking forward to having someone on the ground that he could run things past, rather than having to make all his reports and proposals in conference calls to California. We agreed that I’d visit the bodega the following morning, and then I turned my attention to more mundane things, like the mountain of laundry that had built up during the week of the tournament. Jonny, God bless him, had said he’d do his own, but there was no point in separating everything out, so I ran it all together.

Besides, I recalled one of my father’s few profundities, that he’d shared with me on my eighteenth birthday. ‘They say, Primavera,’ he’d pronounced, ‘that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. That is, of course, nonsense. A man’s heart is reached most assuredly through his underpants . . . by that I mean by washing, and above all ironing them for him, together with all his other garments. Ironing is the domestic task that man abhors the most, and if you relieve him of it he will be your servant in everything else.’

My old man is right about most things, but that one hadn’t worked with Oz. Tom was too young to be trusted with an iron, so I resolved to see how my nephew would react. I was putting the second load into the condenser dryer, down in the cavernous garage, when I heard the phone ring up in the kitchen, a couple of floors above. I ran upstairs and snatched it from the cradle, out of breath as I answered.

It was Shirley, or as she called herself, graphically, ‘The Prisoner of fucking Zenda’.

‘Alex Guinart’s just left,’ she said. ‘I guess you know what he came to tell me.’

‘Yes. Hence the jailbird crack, I imagine.’

‘He says I have to be accompanied everywhere I go, Primavera,’ she complained. ‘He’s been all through the house, inspecting the windows, checking the alarm system, and more than that, he’s had me look for anything that Patterson might have left behind.’

‘Did you find anything?’

‘Not a bloody thing. He’s even taken his clothes out of the laundry basket.’

‘Did you do his ironing for him?’ I asked.

‘Hell no!’ she barked. ‘Mine is mine and his is his; that’s what I told him from the off.’

‘My dad would tell you that’s why he’s left.’

‘Eh?’

‘Never mind.’

‘Right enough,’ she reflected, and I imagined her smile, ‘your dad is an odd bloke. But whatever the reason is, he’s gone and that’s an end of it. I’m over it. I’m not living like this, though, taking coppers with me to buy a baguette in the morning. Come and eat with me tonight, love, eh?’

‘Shirl, I would, but I’ve got the boys.’

‘Bring them. They can swim.’

I weighed that up. ‘No, sod it. I’ll feed them, then Jonny will Tom-sit for me, I’m sure. I’ll come up on my own.’

I hung up and returned to my role as domestic deity. I had just dumped a load of ironed clothes in Jonny’s room when he returned from the beach, using the back stairs as I’d told him so that he
could get rid of the sand in the shower that I’d had installed for that purpose, one level above the garage, but below the house itself.

‘Where’s Uche?’ I asked him.

‘I left him on the beach,’ he replied. ‘There are a couple of Swedish girls down there, and he thinks he’s pulled.’

I frowned. ‘Does he need them both? Does sharing with friends mean nothing to the man?’

He laughed. ‘Uche does many things for me, Auntie P, but he doesn’t procure women.’

‘Are you going back down there?’

‘No. There’s stuff I need to do. First and foremost, I have to get myself a practice base. Having won there, I’ll have the courtesy of Girona for the next year at least, but I had a call this morning from the club where you and I played last week, offering me a slot as its official touring pro. I’ll need to talk to Brush about that, but it’s still only six thirty where he is. Before I speak to him, I have to get ready to go on telly. I had an email on my iPhone from the Tour press officer. The BBC want to interview me for the Scottish news tonight, and for the breakfast programme tomorrow; plus, the Tour wants something for its own website. They’re going to roll the three into one. There’ll be a crew and a reporter here in an hour . . .’ something must have shown itself in my eyes, for he paused, then added quickly, ‘. . . not here, at the house, just in the square.’

‘It’s okay,’ I told him. ‘You can use this place if you want; just don’t identify it, or us, that’s all.’

‘Nah, we’ll do it in front of the church. Location doesn’t matter
to me; the important thing is that I’m in uniform, in the right clothing, wearing the right sunglasses, with every sponsor’s logo on display for the camera.’

‘What if they only shoot close-ups?’

‘They won’t. The press officer says that even the BBC understands commercial reality.’

I smiled. ‘Go on then. Turn yourself into a walking advertising hoarding. I’ll knock us up a salad while you’re doing that.’

Lunch, on the terrace, was interrupted by two phone calls from newspaper reporters. Jonny dealt quickly, but willingly, with each of them; there had been three others in the course of the morning, he told me.

‘I thought you guys just used Twitter and Facebook these days, and let the newspapers pick that up.’

‘Not me. I have a Facebook page, yes, but I’d like to hang on to something of a private life, so Twattering is out.’

I kept out of sight while he became a TV star. I stayed on my private terrace, reading the autobiography of a former prime minister of Great Britain; as I’d hoped, it helped me to doze off, and when I awoke, the whole circus was over and the clowns had gone.

Jonny was on the phone as I tottered back into the living room. ‘Yes,’ I heard him say, ‘I’ll do that,’ as he ended the call.

‘Do what?’ I asked.

‘Accept the offer from Pals,’ he replied. ‘Brush said he could probably have got me a touring pro engagement from Girona, or from half a dozen bigger clubs in the UK, but that it’s more important to go where it feels right. So I’ll call them, and from
tomorrow I’ll practise there every day. Brush says he can fix me up with some pro days there, when I can fit them in.’

‘What are they?’

‘Simply put, wealthy amateurs who fly in to play a round with me then fly away again. It’s similar to what we do under the sponsor deals. He’s renegotiating them, incidentally.’

‘Good for him.’ I smiled. I was taking to the mystery man, by the minute. ‘Where do you play next?’ I asked.

‘Portugal, next week. I could go to Wales tomorrow, but we would barely have time for a practice round before the tournament. Brush says there’s no better way to get demoralised than to win one week and miss the cut the next.’

‘Speaking from experience, is he?’

‘Hardly,’ he chuckled. ‘Clive says that Brush never won a tournament, or even came close.’ Just as he’d told me. ‘But he’s right, for all that. To be honest, Auntie P, mentally, I’m wasted. I’ll pull out of Portugal too, if my head isn’t right by next Sunday.’

I reached up and ruffled his hair. ‘Then you make sure it is. You can start by beating your cousin at a couple of video games tonight. He always wipes me out; I reckon that defeat will be good for his soul. If you don’t mind staying in with him, that is: otherwise he’s bound for a girlie night at Shirley’s.’

‘Hah! Where his soul would be seriously at risk. Sure, that’s fine by me. Uche can join us; Sweden didn’t quite work out as he’d hoped.’

‘Fine. I’ll make dinner for three in that case.’